Why american parents think masturbation is so wrong?
I know this is not a general rule, but what the fuck "You shouldn't play with yourself" have to do with anything?
this is a meme
It's a way to prevent premature ejaculation and the fact their children won't be virgin and faggots
>>56833993
Only in the bible belt everywhere else doesn't care
>>56834089
If masturbation created premature ejaculation, me, as well as everybody in this planet, would have this problem dude.
Its a mental thing
>>56833993
My father told me to have "privacy time when you're alone in your room" when he caught me playing with my penis one time when I was about 5 years old. At the time he was (and today still is) a very conservative Catholic, so I don't know. I feel like it's not as taboo as it used to be, say, 30 years ago
>>56834089
>i have premature ejaculation
>i masturbate
>everyone who masturbate have premature ejaculation
>>56833993
I need 1 of those crosses
where can I get them adult size?
>>56833993
They inherited Protestant religious belief from the English, which made sexuality really prude. Even with economic prosperity and education making the family/community values less useful to individuals, we still have a lot of values from our past.
>>56834293
>>56834569
Masturation is not a problem, it's natural, but the excess is bad, the prostate has damage and problems starts
>>56834720
So Eurotrip was right?
>>56834656
You can get them from a hospital, they're used for drawing blood when its necessary to keep the arms still but the individual won't cooperate (children, the mentally ill, etc)
>>56833993
Bible thumpers care for some reason
Something about how it's a waste at a chance of life, which doesn't make sense men make millions of sperm every day that routinely die anyway
>>56833993
America is famous for fanatical Christian sectants. They are super Bible-obsessed guys. For example, Kellogg. He was also a circumcisisn advocate. But he was really mental.
I still remember the first time I jacked it. Ahh those were the days. It was only hotter because it was forbidden. But i found a maxim magazine at age 12.
No one would stop me now.
Me too, but I was pseudo-religious until I was like 14 and thought it would be bad if I did it. Then I thought my cock was broken for some retarded reason because I could only get precum to come out (I was jacking it wrong). I also had no access to porn.
Then when I was 15 I got a PSP with WiFi and came for the first time to some grainy porn image, I don't remember. I thought I was about to piss myself then it came out. My life was ruined that day.
>>56833993
actually he could just lift his hips and rub his dick against the thing that's just like jerking off except less efficient
figured that one out by myself with my bed before i knew masturbation was a thing tb h
>>56833993
Why Brazilian parents allow this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adatEVSL9M
>>56834720
This is true because England was a very uptight no-nonsense nation of seamen and explorers that snubbed the Bohemianism of continental Europe.
>>56836883
I hate faggots so much. Even after these scenes they will still deny they are harming society.
Pleasure is a sin.
Sex is a sin.
Birth control is a sin.
Not reproducing is a sin.
>>56839328
It has nothing to do with him being gay. It's shit parenting that is doing this, retard.
>>56835747
Russia you've hit the nail right on the head. Kellog is the one person who I'd go back in time and execute if I could. I want my fucking foreskin back.
yeah I'm fucking butthurt about it
>>56833993
I don't know, I could use that cross for some games in bed.
let me guess op you heard this once and now you believe it
It's actually great. Masturbation prevention and parental cock blocking only increases the chance that you'll be more sexually deviate when you are older. The only place I could masturbate was in the bathroom when I was a child with the water running. I would leave the drain open and lay down on my back with my legs wrapped around the faucet. I let the water beat down on my cock for an hour. My ass cheeks slowly tensed up until I could no longer take it anymore. My dick began pulsating on its own while a cloud of thick white semen shot out. I remember the first time I saw it, I thought I had knocked over a bottle of shampoo. I just sat there on my back playing with it in disbelief at the mind shattering orgasm I just had.
Because it causes children to give up on real women and become socially autistic frustrated faggots who shoot up schools.
>>56833993
because circumcision fucks with your head, there is MRI-based evidence that shows this
>>56833993
Because idolizing someone in a sexual fashion is a sin and sins are haram according to some parts of the bible.
>>56833993
what you are showing is very extreme
people who do things like this are self-repressed and afraid, prone to peer pressure and guilt
i would not say that critical thinking is a strong desire in them
>>56835747
I wonder why /pol/ blame circumcision on the Jews when it was the work of this fellow who was a notorious anti-Semite.
>>56840041
Me too, tbqh.
If you ever find a time machine that works, call me.
