What nationality do you feel like you should have been born into?
I feel as though I should be American because
>>56824710
American cocksucker detected.
>>56824710
Spanish or Italian because they're the best countries on the planet
>>56824726
Because I feel like I should have been born into a different society? Fuck off retard
Argentina, despite of some things, I'm proud to be Argentinian
>>56824784
Yes, you're deepthroating Americans right now.
Estonian tbqh.
>>56824810
you're deepthroating Putin right now
>>56824810
Don't project your fantasies on me bro, I just feel more open and friendly than the cold-hearted people of the east.
>>56824726
communist scum
>>56824838
>>56824810
>>56824726
Freudian slip?
canadian
Japan because Jap things really attract me.
Honestly, I wouldn't want to change my nationality
Russia without a doubt
i don't fit in this normie sauna shithole
>>56824710
It's muhrica, you can immigrate any time.
>>56824868
>Estonian
>friendly and open
That's smth new.
>>56824875
Another American cocksucker, how sweet.
Czech honestly desu. I'm a degenerate beer drinking, weed smoking person who fucking hates Muslims. I fit in perfectly.
After tonight, Kiwi's automatically put Australia down, they clearly want people confusing their flag with ours some more, because thats the only thing they have to be relevant on the world stage.
>>56824991
Stay mad cunt. All are welcome here as long as they do so legally.
>>56824972
I know man, but we'll never experience growing up and having that culture shaping our personalities, families, friends etc. That's the feel I'm after.
>>56824991
shut up pinko, your kind is all going to die
>>56824710
well, I'm really quiet and shy so I guess somewhere in Scandinavia.
>>56825295
Nothing to miss. All the shows we watched are avaliable everywhere. Most people grew up in some multicultural area surrounded by foreign influences.
Only rural or small-town people got any sort of unique experience
Finnish
Well..Sometimes I look at Russia and admire how they don't seem to tolerate bullshit..but the list of negatives far outweighs the positives.
Other than that, I wouldn't want to trade in my nationality for anything.
Especially if it's a country full of people who cry about America as a national past time.
That is the mark of a lesser country.
>>56824710
I'm alright. Anywhere near the alps, if i had to choose.
>>56825593
>they don't seem to tolerate bullshit
Like what?
>>56824710
New Zealander. I just want to be a comfy hobbit on an archipelago of cool birds.
Finnish to be honest
>>56824991
Hey now, Ivan. Calm down
There's plenty to go around.
British tbqh.
I always got along best with my British grandpa because we were both misanthropic, schizoid, and sarcastic.
Finnish
White af (not even lying), autism, love energy drinks...
>>56825649
Well, for example:
This ..whatever it is..doesn't get treated like a baby. You want to piss people off? You want to make a spectacle of yourself? You're going to get touched.
When terrorists take over a building full of hostages, they have to accept the fact that your security services will kill everyone in the building before capitulating.
When a drone strike or bombing raid kills some civilians in Syria or anywhere else in the world, obviously it was not on purpose, but our officials have to spend all of their time either apologizing or denying it and the condemnation is endless. We get condemned by everyone, everywhere, because they know they can get to us. They know we have a conscience. So the bitching and protesting never stops.
You? People know better than to waste their time trying to get an apology out of you. Your government is very clear on its objective to serve the interests of Russia. Nobody expects you to be the good guys.
Also, idk what it is but i've have never EVER seen a Russian throw a bad punch.
They're all straight and crisp, lol.
I'm thinking without doubds that I was bord to be russian. Everything is fun here, even all the weird things happening now is somehow liked by me. That's because I love live, love struggle, love russian literarure.
>>56826053
>Your government is very clear on its objective to serve the interests of Russia
No one thinks that way here in russia,lel
>>56824972
>you can immigrate anytime
No you cannot. There's a mandatory 3 year wait unless you can pay the $500,000 fee.
Also, you are definitely not getting in after Jan 17th 2017.
>>56825081
pls don't bully Zealand ;_;
>>56826270
I was talking about foreign policy, mostly.
Americans must die, they're cancer of the world
>>56825593
This post reeks of autism
>>56826053
You're so deluded, it's not even funny.
>>56826368
What will you kill us with, your action figures?
>>56826270
It's accurate from our POV.
Interests of Russia do not necessarily equal interests of Russians.
pls Finland
Adopt me ;_;
>>56826455
nukes obviously.
>>56826312
You would still br able to get in legally you fuck. Just don't come illegally after that date.
why would i want to change?
i live in the greatest country on god's green earth
you would honestly have to be fucking braindead to not want to be raised in USA from 1990 until now
sure, now you can move to Switzerland or whatever self fulfilling paradise country you believe in, but there was no better place to be raised than USA during our time.
>>56826312
People treat these Presidential candidates as if they're these dictators who will make sweeping changes overnight.
This country's politicians are incredibly divided, anything the President even proposes will be fought tooth and nail and if it gets passed, there will be no shortage of politicians who will vow to repeal it.
>>56824710
Same here. I was the weird kid with the US tshirt in class. Got myself a bootleg copy of The Star-Spangled Banner.
Life isn't fair.
Probably somewhere in Latin America.
>>56826512
There are no nukes in your home though
>>56826528
He said "immediately"
>>56826590
Well the President can stay any immigration with an executive order. What do you think Obama did to Syria and Libya?
I'm exaggerating for effect btw.
>>56826648
We're secind nuke power after you, u dip.
>>56826614
Butthurt belt confirmed for american cocksuckers.
>>56826713
why do you hate freedom?
>>56826312
There is a lottery system or a company could hire him. Also, Congress controls immigration not the President. Obama's executive order was bullshit.
>>56824710
Morocco, Turkey can be my second choice.
>>56826614
Why? Why not love your country of birth and your heritage?
Why do some people think America is so good?
>>56826614
God bless you sir. May you have many tasty burgers in your future.
>>56825730
>>56826742
>Why do some people think America is so good?
Do you hate america?
>>56826742
Hollywood movies i think.
>>56826730
Hating America is not necessarily hating freedom.
>>56826732
That does not mean his post is correct.
It was not and I explained it to him. The legal wait time to become a US citizen is currently about 3 years because of processing delays and verification standards.
Rhodesian
>>56824787
this
>>56826847
>Hating America is not necessarily hating freedom.
Not really sure what you mean by this, the only people who hate america - terrorists, communists and nazis all hate freedom as well. Just saying.
>>56826788
Your bait is subpar.
When do you plan to suicide?
>>56826837
I think so. Plus all the governments we cucked in Europe have to depend on us for protection.
>>56826905
>nazis
like smth bad
>>56826713
>We're secind nuke power after you, u dip.
M8, that wasn't the point. The Russian government, not you, owns the nukes.
You can't launch them from your computer, you can't even legally touch them or go near their locations. You cannot "nuke" anyone because you (yeah you the one typing) don't control the nukes
>>56824787
this, to be honest
>>56826713
>We're secind nuke power after you, u dip
Are you sure you're second? You have more nukes than us.
CUBA
>>56826905
This is bait. Up the anti bro. I've been here long enough.
You fishing for (You)?
>>56826851
If Rhodesia was still around it would be a hard desision if I wanted to stay here or move there.
>>56826952
Russian gobernment == Russians.
I derail our economy, you hurt both Russians government and Russians, so fuck you
>>56826742
Because it's literally got the world's best ratio of wealth and personal freedom. Everywhere else you can't live out your passions because you're either dirt poor or get harrassed by some nanny bullshit state. Despite the nationalistic roleplay we engage in, the typical /int/ autist has absolutely no national identity and cares far more about his personal interests.
>>56826789
There are no time machines Klaus.
>>56826905
You forgot jews.
>>56826988
Nah man, joking aside America is a great country. It's the only place I'd move to if living here wasn't an option. Cheers.
>>56826979
even better
>>56827047
You know that all old cars haven't been crushed, right?
>>56826788
>>56826614
Latvia:
>Heritage
>Ancestral history
>Ethnic local cuisine
>World respect
>Good foreign relations
>Gorgeous, unique language
>Pure white except some mongoloid Russians
USA:
>No heritage
>No history before colonialism
>Most hated nationality after maybe Somali and Pakistani
>Get fat, shot, 500,000 dollar hospital bill in same day
>Corrupt
>Evil foreign policy
>Ruined international relations
>Ugliest English accent
>>56826905
I hate America because I love freedom. America is about protecting the privileged few at the expense of everyone else. Just look at their escapades in South America. Is that the mark of a country that respects freedom, justice and equality?
>>56827105
I meant warheads ready to go.
>>56827198
Russian spirit is united in all the Russians. We're collectivists after all.
>>56827142
Yes but you usually need to restore them yourself.
>>56827004
Unless you're a member of the highest level of Russian government, you're unable to launch nukes dude.
Don't roleplay as Putin or something, it's weird as fuck. It's like me saying I'm going to pick up my phone order some aircraft carriers to blockade Russia with a text message or something
>>56827236
It'd be a fun project if you're into cars and that type of thing.
>>56827228
You posted a graph of nuclear plants though.
>>56827324
True I have two friends who do/did it.
>>56827146
I don't like the US either but lmao
>Guardian reader getting angry over historic neocolonialism
>>56827298
You don;t understand, all Russians think the same. If Russian people want to nuke USA - then Russian government as well wants this.
>>56827236
You make it sound like a drawback when really it's a benefit. The accomplishment of returning something that was meant for disposal long ago to pristine condition is one of the best things in life.
>>56827298
>I'm going to pick up my phone order some aircraft carriers to blockade Russia with a text message or something
Yes, you as American also responsible for Obama's desicisions, you support this government which means you're against Russian people. So you're our enemy.
>>56827146
You sound like a Bernie Sanders voter.
Go back to your cuck shed.
>>56827448
So if you have the ability to launch the nukes from your basement why aren't you even trying?
>>56827496
>Not even understanding the post
>Not understanding why /int/ makes fun of people who role-play
Btw I'm sending in 3 submarines to attack east Russia, say your prayers, Ivan
>>56824710
Australian because I'm racist and cynical, and nobody here can handle my bants.
>>56827146
>I hate a country because of imperialism
Ouch, can't imagine the self hate there
>>56824710
I'm pretty happy to be born a dutchmen.
Wouldn't have mind to be born as a New Zealander, Norwegian, Scotsmen or Icelandian.
>>56824710
French.
I love how they're just seemingly arrogant pricks.
>>56825351
>Pole cucking for the USA
every thread
>>56827496
You think this makes me mad but I love you
Russian liberal suckups are annoying. I miss the cold war and miss "angry Russians" as villains. I want to you to be our enemy, the angrier you get the better
So many movies from the 90's onwards with Russian villains and I worried they were too far-fetched and we wouldn't have nice adversaries.
Muslims make annoying adversaries of the west because they mostly just kill each other and are disorganized and low-tech
>>56827047
retrofuturism mate!
>>56828244
>Serb cucking for Russia
every thread
Finland or swede I want my neetbux
>>56827105
>if France fucks up, shit's gonna hit the fan
>>56828201
I'm not arrogant, trust me
>>56828201
The have a similar "muh heritage" bragging about their ancestry and history like Americans and Italians do
Annoys me because personal accomplishment is what matters, not what your great grandparents did
>>56828244
>not being a leftist idiot=cucking for America
>>56824710
I have pseudo-autism, so probably Finlan.
I'm unironically playing simulators, so Germany as well.
And I like weird shit, so I guess Japan too.
Anything besides turkish
I wish I were born upper-class in some place like Switzerland, Monaco, San Marino or Southern France in general
Get to live in my parents huge villa/chateau, they buy me expensive Italian sports cars, I live a life of not caring, travel, lifting weights and not caring about money. I don't even work that much, mostly just work for my rich parents and do some modelling. Instead of 9-5 job I travel around by rail, yacht or plane with my hot friends going to parties, festivals, cultural events and beaches across Europe and the Mediterranean
Occasionally I get caught speeding in some "lesser" European nation like Bulgaria in my Ferrari or Lambo, I just show them my golden passport and watch them get weak in the knees with envy
Other than that fantasy, I wouldn't want to live a mundane lower/middle class life elsewhere
>>56824877
I don't think you understand what a Freudian slip is.
>>56828600
I know that feel, hug me bro
I guess the only thing we should do is just not have children. I don't understand why people bother having kids if they don't live in an elite country. I wouldn't have children on principle unless I were born European, Japanese or Aus/NZ
>ywn be one of Ghengis Khan's soldiers, a tidal wave of destruction made up of horses, men and arrows across the steppes of asia.
>ywn rape and slaughter every russian and muslim in your path, leaving nothing but silence and smoking villages in your wake
>ywn gracefully dance along the edges of your enemy's archery range, firing alongside your comrades from atop your horse until your compound bows blacken the sky with arrows
>ywn be a part of creating the largest pre-industrial empire
>ywn bring order to the silk trading routes, and patrol the ancient highways for bandits
>ywn live in such a beautiful open land, throat singing with your buddies, and eating yak meat around the fire while looking up at the heavens every night
>ywn live in the land of the bactrian camel, endless grass, and the rare saiga antelope.
kill me I want to die
>>56826053
Just visit Moscow, Sochi or Stavropol
>>56825937
You must REALLY love energy drinks, then
i feel i should have been finnish because there's a meme how polite, but unsocial they are, and that sounds like me (i sound like a twat saying that), people here chat way too much for my taste.
>>56829718
that corn flakes box is giant, how much corn flakes do you guys eat?
>>56824710
Between America and France.
>>56826055
Russian literature is good, desu. And I'm not even talking about Tolstoi.
>>56829841
a lot
>>56829865
so Atlantis?
>>56824875
imperialist sycophant
Even though I have problems with my country, I do not ever regret being born in the United States. You get a lot of different perspectives of the world in the US that I probably would not get if I lived elsewhere. Lots of good people here, and lots of different cultures to observe and embrace.
Although, if I was born English, French, Scandinavian, Canadian, or Japanese, I would not complain. Seems like it would be a grand time.
>>56824726
This guys right
>>56824710
Go suck Amerifats filthiest dicks and eat their poisoned burgers everyday you stupid Ameriboo.
>>56825593
EVERYBODY SAY
FUCK THE USA
>>56829832
We're not polite at all actually. we don't have a word for 'please', and I've been told we're incredibly blunt. When some of my classmates went abroad they had to coach them how to behave because they'd act really rude to everybody.
>>56828410
That's why I said seemingly.
It's a ruse. The most subtle form of banter.
I also drink a lot of wine, I fucking love cheeses, and I'm a bit pompous twat, thinking I'm more civilised than the most of the plebs of le monde.
Would I pass as a local in France?
>>56830309
AUTISTIC
That's the word you're looking for.
>>56830250
>Be from an Ameriboo servant of the USA
lmao
Life as a special snowflake must be suffering
Definitely in some Nordic country, my personality fits so well in those places, I'm tired of this country and its happy people that think if you don't have a happy personality then you're weird and anti social
>>56830250
You keep our burgers out of this, Tojo/fuckface.
>>56830988
bro, I recently watched La Vida Loca, the documentary, what are you talking about? You are a colony of the usa. People don't seem happy in El Salvador.
Tying a country to a foreign currency is a sign of colonisation.
>>56830484
I don't know
You may be too white...
I like Sweden. I suppose Denmark would have been better, because they have the same socialism, but politicians that seem way less self destructive in regards to immigration. Their language sounds silly though.
>>56832131
You are judging a whole country based in a documentary?? Yeah, people in places where violence is prevalent are not exactly happy but its not like that in all the places of this country. Salvadorans are pretty happy people or at least they like to pretend they are, the majority of the country is not rich but we are far from being Africa tier poor. And yes, USA is the reason for the majority of problems of this country (including gangs), we have been their garabage can since a long time.
>>56832481
>You are judging a whole country based in a documentary??
yes, I am. And it's not called judging,this isn'tgossip,my comment was merely an attempt to communicate to you that I was thinking recently about your country.
>USA is the reason for the majority of problems of this country (including gangs), we have been their garabage can since a long time.
that's all I said.
watch the docu, it's good.
>>56827198
Russia technically has more warheads, but a lot of them are mothballed I think. US has more at the ready.
>>56830120
>Russian
>Calling someone imperialist as an insult
>>56827448
lol this is true, most people confused by russian mentality they believe the goverment is powerfull.
>>56830988
It's important to prioritize happiness though, you're people are on the right path.
>>56836227
your*, damn it!
I feel like I should have been born in England so I came to England :)
>>56829832
Our autistic silence is mistaken for politeness
>Switzerland
I want to be a catholic mountain jew like them. I just want nazi gold, guns and live my life in peace and neutrality while the rest of the world get fucked.
>>56829718
why is this picture so comfy? finland just seems like a comfy place
>>56824710
American.
I'm kickass and so is America so it just makes sense.
>>56824726
+1
American dicksuckers gonna suck.
btw i'd like to born on sime island like... Islandia cuz it's cool.
>>56842019
>on sime
on some
>>56830250
>nuked by the US TWICE
>had their whole government controlled by America
Being against America is being against Japan.
>>56841948
This.
I'm outgoing, amicable, brave, proud, and patriotic. It's only reasonable that I'd be American.
>>56824710
American. My views correlate with their culture in many ways, but I've visited serveral times and felt more at home there than I ever did here.
My capacha is literally sheds kek...
>>56830250
t.Private Ramirez
>>56824710
bizantium greek
>>56825593
Spot fucking on.
I wish I was American, not because I hate my country but because nobody takes us seriously and we're basically Americans, but more snobby. When I travel abroad I usually say I'm American, and a few times I said I was Canadian. Comparing the two I found people were more friendly when I said I was American, when I said I was Canadian they kind of shrugged me off for some reason, not sure why.
>>56824710
Poland of the XXIst century, because I'd like to see as much as possible of Poland fighting degeneracy
>>56826789
>tfw your grandmother lives in Palm Springs
>tfw you see ebin 50s cars that you will never get to drive
DELET
>>56825046
Damn I wish I was Czech
aussie
I love the swearing and general causal feeling of Australia. I would kill to have tons of legal sex. If I lived in a society where I can legally pay for sex, I would be 10x as productive.
Or Netherlands. I don't know shit about the Dutch but I know their freedom means freedom to actually do shit and NOT put you in jail forever
>tfw you will never take freedom around the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGyt3ZDv2Y
>>56826742
Thanks Germany.
I should be a German girl.
>>56824710
I want to stay American, but I want more Russians around me.
I mean, i want to start importing them en masse. I'd rather have Russian as the second language of America than Spanish.
