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>>56821853
What happened to Austria's flag?
>>56821808
Yes in the citys, lots of them there. Regionally not so much
>>56821900
nice
>>56821853
feel the fern
*unzips dick*
*pees on australia*
>>56821989
Nice
>>56822034
Get back in that bin, Finn!
yanks in
One day
>tfw you will never live in 1990's Kaunas with Chicago tier shootouts between gangsters in broad daylight
>tfw you will never watch as some Urlagans and Ravers clash
>tfw you will never use vagnorkes as money
It's Easter
>>56822281
Easter?
>>56822281
So are the animals really that fucking savage in australia?
>>56820562
He did say Netherlands tier density
Go look at the netherlands on a map
They have dense as fuck cities and a lot of them too.
The Randstad has an area of 8,287 km^2 and a population is ~8 Million
The area of the Greater Capital City Statistical Area of Melbourne is ~9990 km^2 and has a population of ~4.5 Million
What we consider another suburb the Dutch consider an entire different city; nothing is far away in the Netherlands.
>>56822302
so you're the guy that's been spamming that shit
>>56822325
Animals are animals, they behave how they are naturally inclined to.
But the snakes and spiders are bad, good thing most of us are far from the really dangerous ones
>>56822360
And to think it's all going to go to waste soon enough.
Sad times.
>>56822281
Gonna have fish and chips for tea
>>56822360
not an argument
>>56822435
Rei master race desu
The most ridiculous justification of sandigger immigration you ever heard?
For me it was German comment: Well, they walked so many miles to get in Europe, they deserve asylum.
some estonian blogger named her site ourcuckoonest.com haha
our cuck nest
>>56822679
Source, is it true that Estonians have the most models per capita
>>56822707
>Source
ourcuckoonest.com
>is it true that Estonians have the most models per capita
idk
>spend all day playing vidya and wanking
>get a text from my dad
>"happy birthday"
another year has passed lads, and i didn't even notice
>>56822679
estonia most progressive and tolerant
>>56822679
the word cuck actually comes from the cuckoo bird because it lays its eggs in other birds' nest sometimes even killing the other birds' babies.
>>56822785
That's pretty sad bruv. Happy birthday I guess, you pathetic waste of space
>>56822785
Happy birthday, mine was the same too. How old are you
>>56822792
that's how she got her kids
>>56822838
thank you, i guess
>>56822863
25
>25 March 2016
>>56822785
Apsveicu.
mind's doing that slow mo thing again, neat
>>56823034
>25 March
Not so fast
Silly question.
Why does baltic and ausnz have joined thread up all the time?
>>56823256
we keep the thread rolling when they sleep and they keep the thread rolling when we sleep.
Also we have the same shitposting genes
>>56822785
are you me?
![uzFJbSP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yoxZwDa.jpg "uzFJbSP[1].jpg")
Reminder that Good Friday is a day of strict fasting, I don't want to hear you cunts have been stuffing your faces.
Would you practice threesome with Alex and Asuza?
>>56823256
it was "funny" at the time, now it's just "sad"
>>56823391
Planning to get drunk, fug and sleep on the street. How about you?
>>56823391
singling out one day in 7 weeks of fasting as "strict" undermines the whole thing imho
>>56823453
That is the reason you are preggo
>>56823549
at least you have games and anime, right?
>>56823453
Getting shitfaced, more so than usual as it is a holiday.
>>56793606
Mine tagasi oma /ee/ alamreditisse.
>>56823687
russians get shitfaced during the entire period between human christmas/easter etc and their own
literally unable to stop drinking lads
in light of this unfortunate addiction i must ask for serious advice
what should i get?
>>56823453
All Russians are thieves, whom did you thieve the alcohol from?
Two more years until she gets her A plate
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/queensland-drags-heels-on-anal-sex-law-changes-20160322-gnoseb.html
>>56823876
purpose
>>56823256
renaming of child driving license to canadian license when
>>56823876
Get some Karl m8
drinking beer, lads.
>>56823876
same, I bet i'll be bitter alcoholic in 10 years.
Haven't drank in a while
>>56824190
why would you drink in a while?
>>56824190
What are you waiting for?
>>56824190
Well memed
>>56824226
A lot of things, but concerning the drinking a break from work>>56824226
post some rare memes ples (no pepe)
>>56823604
I don't play game or watch anime, shitposting and eating are the two things i still enjoy in life
>>56824309
haven't drank in a while
lunch was like forever ago
>>56824309
>>56824222
I meant to say well meemd to you kek
>>56824309
>>56824338
>imitation /ck/ supreme pizza
>not a stella artosis glass
1/10
>>56824338
what is louna?
>>56824473
it's the time of day when ur mum sucks my dick haahahah
>>56824473
the south
>>56824471
i don't understand a fucking thing you just said
>>56824473
mid-day or in this context lunch
>>56824530
literally everything they do we do better yet they get all the memes
fuck this gay earth
>>56824530
>>56824530
>wake up
>look at my thread
>pushed about 29 americans into visible rage and see them attempt some form of "banter" to get back at me
lmao
>>56824628
>americans posting spurdo
just...no...
>>56824671
keeks
>>56824661
>americans in charge of handling banter with their nigger genes
What did you have for dinner? I ate fried sausages.
i've had like 8 beers and 2 g&ts and i don't feel drunk wtf is this lads
>>56824776
ur mum ate my sausage haha
>>56824804
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>56824795
What's % of alcohol on the beer? I'm drinking 8% (1st bottle).
>>56824804
>I'm underage retard which can't into conversation
ok
>>56824776
>go to store
>sausages cost more than meat
>tfw your high school crush is now a uni slut and posts pictures with a new guy every month
>>56824804
that would make her a pedophile, reported!
>>56824776
Mulgiputru
>>56824905
i can into ur mum tho :DDD
>>56824920
you dodged a bullet m8
>>56824909
and people still buy sausages, not just pure sweet bloody unseasoned meat
>>56824969
Would've liked to have at least gotten a good go first tho, she was very shy in school
>>56824909
This
Like WTF. 40% and 60% sawdust is more expensive then 100% meat.
>>56824920
your crush new bf is manlet with ear tunnels
>>56821853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16BYKgV5mOo
how does it feel that latvianboos exist
>>56825067
I wonder if they look at Latvians and their art and culture with the same contempt and disgust that normal westerners do
>>56824905
Drinking James Boag's which is 5%. What are the premier beers in RF?
>>56825067
why does this exist?
>>56824948
ew, puree?
>>56825278
how's his latvian?
Man ir vienalga par īstiem cilvēkiem kuriem jebkāda iemesla dēļ patīka Latvija, bet būtu diezgan forši, ja kāds uztaisītu animi kur būtu kāds tēls, kam patīk Latvija.
>>56825318
Absolutely excellent. Guy must have taken it seriously. He literally speaks better latvian than the mayor of Riga.
>>56825212
>premier beers in RF
we dont have this
>>56825278
>>56825304
Not at all. Pic is shit. It's potatoes,barley and meat mixed together.
>>56825212
They haven't had premier since the 90s lad;)
>>56825475
Why do you eat smth like that? Did ur mum cook that?
>>56825500
fug
>>56825523
most likely, youngfags don't cook stuff like that voluntarily
>>56825523
it's not that bad if you have it once or twice a year
when will jihad reach tallinn?
i can't wait for it :3
>>56825597
not before my crusade reaches mecca
me, my mate darren and some estonian guy will begin the ninth crusade in a couple days i think
>>56825634
thats intolerant :^(
>>56824920
>she was a slut and still didn't want to fuck you
how pathetic
>>56825523
he is a lumpen
Little Balts! Little Balts!
Let me in!
>>56825597
me too, I want to see all those flithy Estonians dying hard.
>>56825735
No you nonce, she's a slut now. She wasn't in HS, she was very shy and didn't get out much at the time. Go to different unis now
>>56825791
tallinn is 50% russian tho
>>56825807
deep inside she was always a slut
>>56825846
Russians gonna join our muslim brothers. And Caucasians gonna help em to destroy pro-western kafirs.
anyone up for an adventure?
>>56825523
I got it from a store. I like it. I like mulgikapsad (saurkraut,barley and meat) too.
>>56825942
Salvest is hot garbage.
>>56825929
Russia showing their true colors ))))
>>56825931
ofc, don't you mind I'll bring my friends?
>>56825957
It's easy. Lazy over here. O/c self cooked stuff is better.
>>56826033
you can keep your dirty kavkan animals, i don't need them
>>56825770
ur mum let me come in her ass last nite hahaha
>>56826251
10/10 joke, epic bro, sick burn
enjoying my 4-day weekend lads
>>56826251
You were supposed to say "not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!"
>>56826703
Cute latvia.
lads, I'm so scared.
I PLEDGE LOYALTY TO PERUNS
Went in for my (YOU) session with the ADF today
Narrowed down my selection and possible placements to a few jobs in the submariners
Will be heading in for a medical and psych exam in a couple weeks most likely
So far so good
now going to go and get a kebab, you lads want anything?
Good lads, them kiwis
I really don't get the point of this thread but I don't want to leave either.
>>56827190
it's like a skype chat with friends except nobody knows anyone else
i sincerely hope
>>56825109
>normal westerners do
do they really do that?
http://www.socialhax.com/2016/03/24/microsoft-creates-ai-bot-internet-immediately-turns-racist/
>They also appeared to shut down her learning capabilities and she quickly became a feminist
>>56827190
There is none.
>>56827287
>except nobody knows anyone else
lel
>>56827321
i bet the /pol/ did this
>>56827299
it's the whole swastikas and legionares thing, but since no one knows about latvia ...
>>56827545
im pretty sure 9gag is to blame for this
>>56827545
/pol/ is hopelessly in love with her
>>56825067
japs talk weird
>The Baltic Federation is a hindrance to Jewish global domination. (TBF) has obstructed several Zionist plots for world takeover, and is thus rendered a primary target for TUZL (The Underground Zionist League). Hardships will ensue globally, but rest assured TBF will not abort the resistance until TUZL has been reduced to smithereens.
>go out for a walk in the city
>see all these black haired busty qts in tight skirts and pants
>>56827948
>go out for a walk in the city
you have no one but yourself to blame
>>56821962
Know the feel, lad
>minimum shipping price from Germany
>15 euros
>>56823389
Nice pic of Ted Cruz, lad
>>56828167
that was actually with free global shipping
just have to pay 100% extra in import taxes and fees
>>56828167
recently bought something from german amazon
payed like €6 for express shipping
>>56828166
I know this, lad.
>>56828269
Why? Seriously what the fuck? How is this justified?
Also.
>buying modelling stuff from Poland
>only shipping option is by air
>by air
>from fucking Poland
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>56827948
I like to walk sometimes in the dark at night like 12 o'clock or something like that no people just me and good music.
>>56828575
That's only good when there are no clouds in the sky and the moon lights your surroundings.
>>56828739
Well you know in the city most of the streets and parks are lit up so I don't need moonlight or something.
Currently in the process of writing my first Baltic fanfic. Any ideas for what I should include?
I came here from the far lands of /deutsch/ to learn the fine art of bantzposting. Where should I begin? Can you recommend me some entry-level memes I should begin to train with?
>>56828874
mead
>>56828874
the dankest menes, ofcourse
>>56828874
finland
>>56828874
6 toes for latfags
>>56828996
And I'm talking the dankest shit, none of that watered down crap.
>>56828874
me fucking ur mum
>>56824776
fried sausages and friend potatoes, also canned peas, seasoned the food with the chilli powder
>>56828884
fuck off were full
>>56829058
THE DANKEST
>>56828884
>teuton shits
if anyone needs micro sd card for their phone sharky cards are really cheap on gearbeast
6 dollars for 32 gb
and 12 dollars for 64gb
>>56829201
Thanks
>>56829124
>>56829172
Impolite.
>all the roommates are leaving for long weekend
>I'm about to get comfy, buy frozen pizzas and some whiskey and get shitfaced tomorrow
>>56828874
plenty of (You)'s directed at me
>>56829281
>having roomates
poor student detected
>>56829563
>russian
>calling anyone poor
wew
However, I'm indeed a student
>>56829172
That's a funny looking jewish boy.
>>56829281
>he has money to buy something other than bomzpakiai
what are you, a millionaire?
why can't she leave me alone
>>56829792
maybe you are cute and have great ass
>>56829839
tfw it's true
>>56829253
Thats your first lesson
be a dick
/bantz/ more like /stainedpantz/ haha
>>56829775
What is bomžpakiai?
>>56829792
>using Google Botnet
>>56830153
€0.10 ramen
>>56830138
/ita/ more like /shita/ ahah
>>56830282
Keked
>>56830153
>he doesn't know what bomzpakiai is
millionaire confirmed
>>56830235
What isn't a botnet these days?
>>56830235
Want use pushbullet but don't google or fb account. Want to link I open on my phone to open on my pc.
>>56830362
Don't live in a city, desu. Most of what I eat we grow at home.
>went to Vilnius today
>tried to visit one of them hipster coffee shops
>they we're full
>almost half of the tables had macbooks on them
>had to leave without drinking coffee
>mfw
>>56830235
and what do you use? duckduckgo?
This thread is great, it's like my personal blog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlDShYqdvE0
>>56830632
thanks
>>56830138
I hope you're from Südtyrol
>>56830511
t.Baznytkaimietis
>>56830528
>>56830528
people can afford apple products in lithuania?
apparently I am eligible for lithuanian citizenship, do I go for it? will i be able to get a waifu?
>>56830856
b-but why senpai
>>56830957
Just pull the Syrian migrant trick, get the citizenship and then move to the UK or GerMONEY or Norway baka desu senpai.
>>56830957
> will i be able to get a waifu
absolutely yes
>>56831039
>Norway
gonna get deported
>>56830934
sure, at least iPhones are really popular
macbooks - not so much, but as an IT person I see quite a lot of them
>>56831159
#GražinkitGabrielių
>>56830957
would be like applying for a darwin award
Its time :D
t. drunk fin
>>56831293
make a funny video and post it
>>56831293
>drinking that crap
suomi pls, get some better stuff
>>56831293
Put a funny hat on and make it foto please.
>>56831349
but it is "cheap"
t. poorassdrkunkfin
haha
>>56830632
>>56830684
me too thanks
baltics more like baltdeadthreads
dead thread
>tfw your father's not a billionaire
lmoa
>>56821853
what is the ISIS flag doing as the thread image
Shitposting from a public bathroom. Drunk and high af. Spent all my monies and payday is on the 14th.
>>56832222
YOU STOLE BESTONIA'S DIGITS
>>56832223
>>56824567
>>56831293
Jesus this fucking vodka tastes like gasoline.
>>56832303
estonia can suck my fat blunt
>>56832293
Bravo stonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7--y5cnwI
>>56832416
>blunt
DUDE
>>56832350
Really now. Gotta get me some
>>56832416
>estonia can suck my fat blunt
You went too far damihomo
>>56830821
>t. Marozas
>>56832461
Pls dont, buy finlandia
>>56832147
this desu
>/balt/ is dead
drink goddamn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsnFcqyll90
>>56832147
>tfw no russian gf to dominate me
>>56831039
i am white will that still work?
>>56831124
are you rusing me? do lithuanian women like skinnyfat weirdos with moderate earning potential?
>>56831260
yes but i want die anyway
>>56832742
if your father was a billionaire you could buy a russian dominatrix
>>56832705
Trying to live healthy, tbqhwy
>>56832882
>lithuanians live healthy until they eventually kill themselves
Interesting.
>>56832350
told ya
>>56832705
Sorry straight edge here, the hardest stuff i drink is tea
>>56832350
you should mix it with stolen kompot
