![NZFlag[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/FOReHPV.gif "NZFlag[2].gif")
God of Nations at Thy feet,
In the bonds of love we meet,
Hear our voices, we entreat,
God defend our free land.
Guard Pacific's triple star
From the shafts of strife and war,
Make her praises heard afar,
GOD DEFEND NEW ZEALAND.
ANIBE
I said up2 for easter weekend cunts?
These people walk up to you and offfer you a pact
What to do?
>>56815165
Two assignments due, one for psychology and the other for engineering.
>>56815203
They seem like reasonable, cheerful people. The least I can do is hear them out.
>>56815165
Get hammered and make a complete fuckwit outta myself.
>>56815205
>psych and engr
The fuck how did you manage that
>>56815165
>>56815205
>>56815232
>>56815234
>>56815239
Nice cuck stamps on those flags if only there was something you could have done to change that.
>>56815139
[spoiler]INCOMING BLOGPOST [/spoiler]
Sometimes I forget animeposters aren't cute girls, but in fact are low test betafags roleplaying as them. But nevertheless they're much nicer than other posters GG lads
>>56815239
making robots
>>56815267
Funny you say that, we just had a referendum on our flag.
Please watch our politics BSA.
If someone found my 4chan folder they probably would think i am batshit insane..
>>56815344
They'd think I'm autistic
>>56815239
I don't even fucking know anymore lad. I just do what they tell me to do.
>>56815321
I use animeposting to cope with my sadness and loneliness.
going to do laundry now haha
>>56815365
>>56815344
post things
>>56815450
>>56815434
as do I , they seem so cheery wish they were real desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs
>>56815481
dunno if this is a ruse or not
>>56815434
This.
Hey guys want me to upload some underground 1996 Lithuanian hiphop I found on a cassette?
>>56815532
nah
>>56815486
>>56815517
>>56815532
we're good, ty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TMmD5n9ahw
>>56815563
Eh, Uzi is not underground, it was released on a major label. I still uploaded it because fuck it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02oFxbOwoXL
>>56815601
I was expecting something terrible but it's not so bad
>Verification expired. Check the checkbox again
>tfw I can't upload a post with a picture for the next few days
I can't post my qts so just try to imagine a pink haired girl blushing and looking away shyly
I wont write the text, makes no sense without it
>>56815650
Yeah it's not bad for 1996.
Check this out from 1993 though, hilariously bad 2bh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh3RFCrpi4U
>>56815481
LOL I love german autism
>>56815656
very meta
>>56815656
>NBN
officer = overseer
wake up
>>56815707
Yes, its pretty shit, but it works well the majority of the months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
>tfw I am lonely and wanna kill myself
>>56815267
>>56801682
Update: not only am I watching the livestream, I joined the uni's Google hangouts and sperged out live in front of 20 viewers for a minute or two.
>>56815560
>>56815703
isn't it
>>56815882
post stream
>>56815882
How did you fuck up? Also 20 viewers isn't that bad.
oi aussie how common are this type of boots?
>>56815882
kek, do you know any of them
>
>>56815973
they look good for stomping cunts
>>56815973
Everyone in Australia is a tradie, so very
>>56815916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPxTZZO9O9g
>>56815927
My hands were shaking and I was sweating, and I probably misunderstood one of his questions (but I had a nice save) and I was too nervous to say half the stuff I wanted to. I'll probably have to call again like an idiot to tell him what to ask some professor.
>>56815979
I don't know many people.
>>56815999
so many qts
also nice dibits :DDDD
>>56815998
I wish, if I were i'd be the one cucking STEM fags while they work
>>56815973
Literally wore them today
>>56815999
What is the topics of discussion?
>>56815998
>>56816088
top tier boot 2bh keep it up lads
>>56816091
Painting and anatomical drawing at the moment. Guy filming is introducing the uni, people who can't attend in person call him and ask him to ask people questions etc.
>>56816129
how long ago were you in there? i wanna make a cum tribute 4 you big boy
>>56816165
I don't know, like 20-30 minutes ago I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHnRfhDmrk
>mesmerised smiley person.jpeg
>Measuring broadband speeds over the past three months, Akamai noted that Australia had slipped down 14 spots on the global table in that quarter in terms of average broadband connection speeds.
>Australia is now ranked 60th globally when it comes to average broadband speeds.
Anyone can be #1 if they just rolled out fibre, only Australia dares to do the unpossible - be the slowest country in the world. While you cucks were fighting over whether to increase it to 1Gbps we've been slowly dropping speeds at rates in excess of 1Mbps/month
Get fucking destroyed
>>56816233
JUST
>>56816233
nice
>we are literally rolling out gigabit fibres while Australian internet is decreasing in speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSk8bN_spvE
>>56816233
Why don't you just roll out fiber? Shit is not so expensive now. I can understand that you can't have it everywhere but biggest cities should have it by now.
Or are you like murcans who only let private firms build infrastructure?
>waiting for the "I'm not a robot" selection to appear
>finally does after 13 seconds
>press it and it does the spin thing
>it keeps spinning, for atleast 10 seconds
>finally appears
>"Select all images with street names."
>select all five streets
>*BUZZ* wrong, solve more
>"Select all images with pickup trucks"
>select the trucks, even do a tree just in case
>works
>verify
>have to copypaste some code
>done
>now Post
>Didn't work get redirected to some other page for not "solving the captcha"
>finally just close all tabs
>go to the site
>redo it all quickly
>finally works
>matthew mcconaughey smiling/crying.jpeg
I fucking hate the end of the month cause of this
>>56816354
There's no incentive for private companies. Right now they're churning out several hundred million dollars of profits using cheap equipment that offer less speeds but still cost more than internet in other countries that have 10x the speed.
The gubment tried with FTTP but it failed. Between economic mismanagement, faulty advertising, an unstable party and people literally refusing to pick it up when it rolled out to them, it fell apart. It was too ambitious. They ought to have focused on capital cities since they're the only relevant parts but instead they hoped to reach something like 80 or 90% of the population AND reach the remaining 10% with new satellites and other wifi type stuff
>>56816458
Use legacy captcha you dumbfuck
>>56816458
cap limit?
really enjoying this estonian livestream
i like the pretty pictures
Was going to go visit my girlfriend today but then I remembered she doesn't exist.
>>56816502
Tbh I can't decide between graphics and animation. I'll probably choose animation, the second alternative being graphics.
>>56816485
nah, next week or so should be right, need to concentrate on school anyways
>>56816489
Le monke?
>>56816603
>not making do with your waifu
It's like you want to be sad
>>56816341
only costs $800 to fly there :^)
>>56816635
>he can load videos
rare
>>56816673
Don't forget your return ticket
>>56816620
Suht poorfag eriala, aga tussi saab metsikult seal nii et anna tuld
>>56815205
>Psychology/Engineering double-major. RIP you.
>>56815090
That's and oddly specific group of countries.
>>56815165
Church obviously.
Plus more literature reviews. Honours year and all that.
What's New Zealand's version of Centrelink?
>>56816695
Don't want me to interrupt the flow of Chinese with my white skin?
>Old flag kept
Kek. Jonkey wanted something to remember his legacy by so badly. Soz mate
>>56816682
Fastest internet in the nation lad
>>56816738
Centrelink
>>56816738
Studylink.
>>56816775
pic
>>56816738
Winz
Work and income
>try to post image
>captcha expires before the image uploads
Here's a text representation of how I feel
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HR4hp_-kSI
>>56816843
you takin the piss m8
easter is coming up
got some chocolates for the family today, gonna be having dinner at me mums tomorrow and staying the night
what are your plans?
Havent masturbated for over 6 hours lads
hi
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A CHICK PREGNANT, I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW FUCK ME
dropped some md last night lads and i think i acted weird
>>56816924
>>56816933
We've spoken about this, to get a woman pregnant you first have to penetrate her vagina with your penis
Who /redpeak/ here?
>>56816913
make sure to tell your mum you love her. Im sure she knows but it is always nice to hear
>>56816924
hello
>>56816933
>FUCK ME
You sure that is what you want right now, fucking is what got you into this mess mister
>>56816976
how are ya
>>56816924
You see Peepooland,this could've been you, but you had to be regressive and vote against the foliage
>>56816937
Very nice, did you do anything crazy
I wonder how long it'd have taken for the flag to be changed if NZ had voted for the fern
>>56816933
>having irresponsible sex
Theres your problem normie
>americans complain about NZ not changing its flag to a leaf
>they don't change their flag to some maize
Bit hypocritical
>>56816959
>>56816976
>people complain about not having sex in this board
It's really not that great and fucking sure as hell isn't worth the fucking stress and bullshit
>""""New Zealand"""""""
Wheres the water in your flag huh? pretty misleading name
I can't see flags
send help
>>56817188
What the fuck are you on about?
>>56817022
one of my friends was sober (driving) and i think i was absolutely monged
forgot no bottleshops were open tomorrow, everything was shut but I raced down to the pub that has an attached bottleshop and they were just about to close up
truly an easter miracle
>>56817217
sent ;)
>>56817236
Estonians are so helpful
>>56817220
>NEW
>ZEALAND
NEW
SEELAND
SEELAND BEING LAND COVERED IN SEA
YOU'RE THE NEW SEA LAND
YOUR FLAG SHOULD REFLECT IT
>>56816710
Esimene pool su lausest on tõsi, teisest osast pole mulle eriti kasu kntao. Naiste-meeste ratio peaks seal suht võrdne ka olema vist.
>>56816620
>desu
>not desu
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>>56817316
baka desu senpai
>>56817092
I know mate, I thought I got a broad pregnant once.
Just made me think being kissless virgin aint so bad
>>56817217
Do you see Moldovan flags everywhere, if so then you may have caught Le Slow Australian Internet Virus
Aussie has Strewth, g'day, mate, oi, etc. What does NZ have that isn't the exact same?
>>56817403
fush and chups
Collecting (You)s in support of kicking John Key out of New Zealand
Need at least 15 to get him out
Congratulations New Zealand, you made the right choice, you didn't make the same mistake we did.
>>56817439
His time is nearly up anyway
congrats on keeping your flag and preserving your heritage.
1. New Zealand
2. No
>>56816803
WINZ
why does everyone who attempts the australian accent always go really high pitched and nasally
completely untrue to be completely frank with you
>>56817457
Your old flag is literally the ugliest flag ever
>>56817516
Hello Logan
>>56817577
it's jason actually
>>56817524
Shut up it's gorgeous
>>56817587
From that name alone, I bet you wear glasses
>>56817663
no, 20/20
why can't i see the flags
Any NZ bros here go to Canterbury Uni? I started here this year and I get lost lost as fuck every day kek. Whats your secret to navigating this place?
why are there so many Lebanese in Australia
>>56817770
I recently left, it was pretty easy but getting anywhere in my last year became a bitch with all the construction works in the way
>>56817718
I'm 20/20 too, just have dead looking eyes
>>56817767
You've been rused
>>56817799
Glass shortage
the Fern flag looks pretty cool
>>56817799
Because we are a very open and diverse society, but seriously we took them in since most were Christian and integrated better than other ME's
>>56817883
I live in a small town in Georgia and know one Lebanese family and they make trips somewhat often to Australia to see family. They're Muslim.
>>56817883
>most were Christian
lol no
We took them because der Juden were bombing and when they weren't they were bombing themselves in a civil war. It worked out reasonably well, obviously a lot of bad ones but you can find some well-adjusted ones. Haven't had any major terrorist attack from them so there's that
>>56817359
Fuck this is stressful, I think I came the tiniest bit as well but when I pulled out I came a lot. It was clear as though, almost like water but now her periods come late and I'm kinda scared tbqh
>>56817972
Don't be silly wrap your willy
>>56815205
>tfw Law and Math
Kill me, i feel for the meme.
>>56817972
>relying on pulling out
You're playing a dangerous game lad. Even if only a few drops find their way down there it's possible she can get preggo. My mate swore he pulled out every time, without fail, and still got his gf knocked up
>>56817953
Dink iš čia, Gruzinas
>>56817953
That's pretty common with diaspora here, Italians, Greeks, Brits and everything in between take trips back home
>>56817966
Majority are, soz I don't live in Sydney
>>56818022
Never again chap, I learnt my lesson but it may be too late
>>56818035
Fuck me, that's scary
>>56818041
No, you're still wrong. There might be some Christian communities but the vast majority of Lebanese immigrants are still muslims. The last time most of 'em were Christians was close to a century ago
>>56818035
It's fucked a little bit of fun can ruin your life.
>tfw peer-pressured to go to a funeral of a person I didn't know that well but died tragically
>>56817972
Sucks dude. She probably wont be, just gotta wait now
>>56818035
pulling out is fairly effective if you are good at pulling out, almost as effective as comdoms.
Still though I think different dude pre-jack differently so that's probs the biggest thing
You should've paid attention in Wellbeing and Biology you dumbass
The flags work on firefox
fucking chrome..
>>56818121
Ta lad, I'll never make that mistake again. Not el wortho at fucking all.
>>56818151
So you finally fixed it eh Eesti
>>56818108
RARE, where you from Dublin?
>>56818035
Just make sure that bitch is on the pill. Double check she takes it.
It is amazing to cum inside without a condom, why would you want anything else? And they love it.
>>56818187
>RARE, where you from Dublin?
Cork
>>56818224
Northern Ireland>Ireland btw
>>56818204
More of a facial/mouth man myself tb
>>56818204
some broads refuse to take the pill
fucks around with their hormones
>>56818258
How rude
Are normies on pooicide watch
>>56818316
an unwelcome guest at a funeral is bad luck, watch your back for the next few weeks lad
>>56817972
get rekt fgt have fun having kids..
Lads, I think I'm 100% pregnant. Omg I hate abortions, they're so painful.
>>56818258
ROI ends further north than Northern Ireland btw.
>>56818108
I have to go to a funeral on Saturday too. I'm not sure how she was related to me, my mom's aunt or something like that. Died of old age, she was a nice person.
>>56818511
I hate when I miss my period too
>>56817972
Introduce her to a nice flight of stairs.
>>56818614
That would imply you like it when you get your period.
>>56818627
BRAVO ESTONIA
R
A
V
O
>>56818646
You got me baka
NZ is well cucked
>>56815511
somebody do this and post results
>>56816165
Where's my tribute, shrimp?
>>56818204
>>56818033
>>56818022
>>56817831
>>56817800
>sameflagging this hard
>>56818614
I don't miss my period, I just feel slighty pain in the stomach like it's perido, but it's not a period.
>>56818793
this is pretty funny coming from a brit, but yeah they are
>>56818511
>>56818614
show boobs desu
where are the scatvians
>>56818861
nyet
>>56818989
living in the past >>56818985
>>56818938
I don't show boobs to friends.
>>56818793
They've cucked their European immigrants well, which is pretty much what you want out of a New World country.
>>56819074
And hows that worked for you? being an elf
>>56819080
Communists are no "friend" to me.
post baltic hip hop lads.
>>56819136
pretty awful, because i didn't get the last post
>>56819141
Hey now russia want to kill the red menace as much as you and I.
Please stop posting such ignorant hurtful things
>>56819077
He got the last post, Bravo Iceland
Japs already got dark souls 3 and I have to wait for weeks. Fuck.
>>56819141
Reminder that breaking Russian heart leads to breaking your borders.
>>56819263
Hey now Russia has to wait for weeks too.
Stop insinuating russians dont share these problems
>>56819263
Pewdiepie has it tho
>>56819183
reveal your true self, I bet your lovely
>>56819342
what is pewsiepie?
>>56819281
Reminder that after that happens russian economy always crash into shit.
>>56819263
>caring about video games
>>56819438
>caring about caring about video games
>>56819342
You can buy the japanese console version and play it in english or something like that.
I only have a PC though.
Sveika tumsa, mana vecā draudzene.
Listening to this dope track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BysVzAnR9MY
I'll be spending three weeks in the Baltics + Funland this summer. How do I pick up qt Balt hoes lads?
>>56819548
offer them 3 euros
>>56819505
CAN I HAVE THIS PEPE? ILL TRADE YOU FOR IT
>>56819505
Generally speaking I'm not a fan of A$AP mob but this freestyle was very good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9xM_bjAGHA
>>56819583
Quite literally save it, I stole it though so you might be running a risk with OC police
>>56819621
I've seen this, pretty good and funny too
>>56819406
Who cares about money if hurtiing our feelings occured.
>>56819625
OK THANKS SENPAI
>>56819314
Don't worry, we're such poorfags that only use free games.
>>56815090
>star
>war
These don't rhyme.
>>56819781
>star
>afar
stop memeing me
Hey australians, i want to come to your country and work as a certified welder (CW) do you have jobs for this trade or not really?..
>>56819858
My dick is welded to your mum
>>56819725
>muh feels
Soft cunts LMAO
>>56819842
the rhyme pattern is intended to be
A
A
A
B
C
C
C
B
>>56819885
That must have been so fucking painful for you.Do you know how fucking hot the welds are?
>>56819858
Oh we've got quite a lot of trade jobs, but I don't know much about this field, maybe someone here does. If that doesn't work check out our government site
>>56819858
id imagine so but were full so you cant stay
>>56819918
not as hot as me w/ ur mum
>>56819932
So, is australia really full like others say, or is it just a meme?
>>56819917
what the fuck did you call me you herring eating poofta?
>>56819964
Well we're full yes, but were not full, catchin my drift
>>56819964
Australia is mostly empty desert.
>>56819998
Well, i can do dirty jobs, its in my blood, you know, coming from a fucking shithole...
Hey guys, are pic related good for digging holes at your beach?
>there're Turks posting under Australian flag
>>56820063
i dont go to the beach its full of pooftas
>>56820063
You are not getting MemeLand back.
>>56820028
>i can do dirty jobs, its in my blood, you know, coming from a fucking shithole...
t. typical Eastern European lithshit
>>56820089
your mother posts under my ip
Can I work as a hooker in Australia?
Its in my blood, you know, coming from a fucking shithole...
>>56819964
Australia's only full if you want to live somewhere that isn't remote inhospitable semidesert.
>>56820116
Well, you know my russian friend, i am half russian, so yeah, thats where the shit workers blood comes from..
>>56819964
>>56820028
Cool they'd let you in, but theres a lot of paperwork ,i wish I did a trade, starting to regret this meem tier course
>>56820155
>being meztiso
>>56820215
Cant you do a miners coarse? its pretty short i heard, and you can make like 2080 Australian dollars in a week
>>56820063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNNfZuIA1GQ
hmmmmmmm
>>56819195
>Hey now russia want to kill the red menace as much as you and I.
yeah okay..
>>56820265
fuck off, they're full
>>56820378
Maybe they should send some qt girls to me so there would be room for our balt friends.
>>56820378
Cant you read? And did you have a bad day, because if you did then you can let your anger on me if you want...
i want to wank but i just wanked so it wont get hard
>>56820179
>You will never live in an Australia as populated as the Netherlands
Just think, nearly 700 million Aussies. We'd finally have more people than shiny rocks.
>>56820265
Its too late for me, may as well stick it out till the end, and plus I don't think id be good at mining, something less laborious
Unless you were asking if you can do it, then yeah try it
>>56820438
find purpose in life and it'll stop
>>56820500
i don't want it to stop, i want it to start
>>56820438
75 yo detected
Am I the only one who can't post outside of /int/ because everyone mocks me for bad English out here?
>>56820483
What are you studying?
>>56820474
maybe then we'd sell the people to china too
>>56820474
>700million
wtf are you, the US is slightly larger than us and they only have 340mill or so, doubt we'd fit 700mill here,
>>56820438
>got a bf
>no need to wank anymore
))
>got pregnant instead
((
