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"Louis Alphonse of Bourbon, Duke of Anjou (born 25 April 1974, Madrid) is a member of the Royal House of Bourbon, and the sole legitimate heir of the French throne as Louis XX.
He is recognized as the "Head of the House of Bourbon" and rightful claimant to the French crown by the Legitimist faction of French royalists, who also considered him as the senior male heir of Hugh Capet, being the senior descendant of King Louis XIV of France (ruled 1643–1715) through his grandson King Philip V of Spain."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C9j3w668vg
"Hugues Capet" topkek
Here is a song i made..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UuEYQdgxJy
And I love you Ellenor..i know you are here ..
>>56819919
Are you the Bogan abroad?
>>56820618
What??No I am Belgian, born and raised in Antwerpen...
>>56820818
oh my bad. There's another Belgian poster who plays the guitar but is Australian.
babs, my man!
>>56821116
Dudu ibn Mohamed, my man!
pls no bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s127Xxth81xn
>>56821209
aloha snackbar to you too
>>56818137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15WXe7pxctk
>>56819919
Damn, that sounds really nice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFyWLIUW1J
>>56821227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MSyDEg2LbC
>>56821725
>th
Say this: Three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts. Now if three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts how many thoughts did each thief think?
>>56821732
Babs sounds exactly like a frat dudebro.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pUrkw8lpoF
>>56821804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LHZ02klZI1
>>56822097
I love you
must. save. thread.
>>56821804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J9IlK78Niw
Pronouncing "thoughts" feels a bit odd
>>56825403
>tot a tausen tots
:o)
Euros can't into Th.
>>56825488
kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XHDl7Xli1F
what book?
>>56821804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IQpy2I7KTC
>>56821804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LOFQUOxm6C
>>56825788
brit in pooland?
>>56826016
no, Eastern Poland
I like to think my English is good enough to fool non-Brits
>>56826067
could have fooled me desu
>>56825965
American in Czechoslovakia?
>>56825965
You sound like some Youtuber I can't name
>>56826146
>in Czechoslovakia
REEEEE
nah im both amerifat and czech
>>56826187
kek
>>56826204
>nah im both amerifat and czech
Sounds right. What state was your American parent from?
>>56826288
nj but i lived in florida
>>56821804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RD193LCQKm
>>56826346
Sounds about right. You have the standard American accent like me.
>>56827110
>tfw still no gf with a qt minnesotan accent
Why live, Babs?
Wanna come play mid-week poker? Hanging out with Babs and we need more company.
Just sign in on http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread you don't need real email address. Join the group and come to Nigel's A Broad
>>56827391
later today ok
>>56827508
sure thing but dunno how mutch longer we gonna stay
>>56827274
I ask myself that question every day. The answer I tell myself is because maybe tomorrow.
>>56828706
Because maybe tomorrow you'll have an answer? :^)
>>56828909
I meant because maybe tomorrow we will have gfs with qt minnesotan accents.
>>56829208
doncha knoo us minnesotan gels don't like associet with yanks?
>>56829341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vGg8Iqwdk8
>>56828706
Is it bad I download every vocaroo from the minnesotan girl that posts here sometimes?
>>56829755
Just don't tell anyone and it will be fine
>>56821804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dmFta7qfN5
This felt weird
>be me
>minding my own bees-knees posting on int when an aussie shitposter arrives
>"9/11 was an inside job" "hahaah cunt" ">be european >get bombed"
>suddenly hear a low grumbling sound
>slowly increaisng in volume
>bogans
>booooooogggggggaaaaaaannnnnnsssssss
>booooooooooooogggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssss
>reports from around the world coming in
>people fearing for there lives but i know what's coming
>BOOOGGGGGAAANNNNSSSSS MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>sounds like a nuclear bomb went off
>shockwave reaches australia and obliterates Telstra's shitty infrastructure
>nation-wide internet blackout
>but I know this is only the beginning
>i bend over and prepare
>FUCKING BOGANS MAN.
>WHITE TRASH BOGAN CUNTS.
>the sound is getting closer and closer
>at last nigel arrives at my window
>i spread my ass cheeks for nigel
>He penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but i do it because i love him
>the era of australian shitposting is over
>nigel is to thank
>nigel is love, nigel is life
Post something interesting to read
>>56830220
Well, I reckon one oughta do unto others exactly what has been done unto him, that's what my beloved late grandpappy used to say before he kicked the bucket. Thus I gathered my guns and other useful contraptions and went out to meet that mean son of a bitch Jackson.
Imagine my surprise when I entered the fucker's porch and kicked his door open only to see him having a go at my wife, again. Lord Almighty, I told myself I won't be vengeful. I was to geld that rascal plain and straight, stuff his balls right in his mangy kisser and go about my business. Good Lord, him fucking my wife again was the last straw.
Weeks later I still pondered whether I did the right thing, see. When he and my old Nellie were getting it on, I sorta hid and watched. Seeing the glistening sweat running down my wife's back made my blood curl in a manner less and less familiar these days, since she met that bastard Jackson.
So I started jacking off nice and slow listening to their endeavours. Boy, he was good. Damn good, better than I ever were. I admired his technique and stamina as he fucked my wife, dick still in hand. Did I cum once he came? Hell yes I did.
Now I kind of rue what I did next. I entered the room with my fly still open and threatened to shoot both them rascals if she doesn't blow him right there, before my own eyes. And she did, more than eager to do so.
Did it make me mad? Son, I don't get mad. You won't get by in the prairie if you get mad at things. Now hop off and fetch me Ma, Daddy feels he has to call good mister Jackson right now.
>>56830131
holy shit
>>56830431
kek
rap this bragga written by king Shulgi of Urim 2000 years before Christ was born
"I am a king, offspring begotten by a king and borne by a queen. I, Culgi the noble, have been blessed with a favourable destiny right from the womb. When I was small, I was at the academy, where I learned the scribal art from the tablets of Sumer and Akkad. None of the nobles could write on clay as I could. There where people regularly went for tutelage in the scribal art, I qualified fully in subtraction, addition, reckoning and accounting. The fair Nanibgal, Nisaba, provided me amply with knowledge and comprehension. I am an experienced scribe who does not neglect a thing."
"When I sprang up, muscular as a young lion, galloping like a spirited ass at full gallop, the favour of An brought me joy; to my delight Enlil spoke favourably about me, and they gave me the sceptre because of my righteousness. I place my foot on the neck of the foreign lands; the fame of my weapons is established as far as the south, and my victory is established in the highlands. When I set off for battle and strife to a place that Enlil has commanded me, I go ahead of the main body of my troops and I clear the terrain for my scouts. I have a positive passion for weapons. Not only do I carry lance and spear, I also know how to handle slingstones with a sling. The clay bullets, the treacherous pellets that I shoot, fly around like a violent rainstorm. In my rage I do not let them miss."
"CHORUS: Let me boast of what I have done. The fame of my power is spread far and wide. My wisdom is full of subtlety. Do not my achievements surpass all qualifications?"
>>56821804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v7Dnfdnpf6
>>56830131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfTzWNef85
i don't even know
>>56830061
All good except for when you said "Three," it sounded like "Free."
>This felt weird
If I had a dime for everytime a girl said that to me...
Why Belgium anon(WE) are so good at singing??
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jNDBQUqNTx
>>56831157
I like it man.
>>56830778
>dat image
Looks really delicious, I had no idea Turkish food was like that. Normally when I think of Turkish food I think of E. Coli poisoning.
>>56830778
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v7Dnfdnpf6
10/10
t. an Irishman
>>56830778
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfTzWNef85
That was really funny.
my cat pulled the power cord!
>>56832192
Post portuguese so we can fuck it up.
>>56832426
Sábado na balada
A galera começou a dançar
E passou a menina mais linda
Tomei coragem e comecei a falar
Nossa, nossa
Assim você me mata
Ai se eu te pego, ai ai se eu te pego
>>56832469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xjSzOkRQmu
>>56832836
Almost perfect. You messed up 'coragem'
It is supposed to be pronounced as co-RA-gem
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lK5GKXIrog
>>56832975
Oh yeah, I stressed the wrong syllable. Do I have a massive foreign accent ?
>>56833078
No, you don't. That was pretty much on point. You're really good.
>>56833119
Thanks for rating Dudu. I'll be back later.
>>56833224
Okay, buddy. See ya :3
>>56832469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O6Sn6SQrSc
>>56825488
>euros can't "th"
Good evening
No french?
>>56836099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CsBaeyhZvu
>>56830131
Whoever made this, I salute you
>>56836159
Hold on, I'll get you something.
>>56836159
Alright you'll have two for the price of one, I can only rate the second one. It's a decree that basically says that all official documents must be written in french.
The 1539's version :
art. 110. Que les arretz soient clers et entendibles Et afin qu'il n'y ayt cause de doubter sur l'intelligence desdictz arretz. Nous voulons et ordonnons qu'ilz soient faictz et escriptz si clerement qu'il n'y ayt ne puisse avoir aulcune ambiguite ou incertitude, ne lieu a en demander interpretacion.
And the one in modern french :
Que les arrêts soient clairs et compréhensibles, et afin qu'il n'y ait pas de raison de douter sur le sens de ces arrêts, nous voulons et ordonnons qu'ils soient faits et écrits si clairement qu'il ne puisse y avoir aucune ambiguïté ou incertitude, ni de raison d'en demander une explication
>>56830131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08lcCl60DkM
For you Hans
>>56836457
>nigel is too dank
>>56836311
>>56836369
>It's a decree that basically says that all official documents must be written in french.
opressive shitlords
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qCRsGlV1oT
>>56836457
bogans though
>>56836766
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qCRsGlV1oT
The t in et and arrêts is silent
The second s in sens isn't silent
All fine apart from that
>opressive shitlords
Just a prank gone wrong t b h
>>56836369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZdYxRGXvkr
>>56836896
>The t in et and arrêts is silent
>sens isn't silent
whaa, i thought everything was silent
>>56836987
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZdYxRGXvkr
Perfect t b h
It's been a while since I haven't r8 you, how are you doing ?
>>56837014
>whaa, i thought everything was silent
Ayyy no, it would be too easy if it was the case
>>56836369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p7WKo9gVxI
>>56836766
>>56837119
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p7WKo9gVxI
Perfect you sound native haha :DDD
Read the first one for the keks
>>56837086
>Ayyy no, it would be too easy if it was the case
i guess no langauge is
>>56837237
Nah some other languages have a more logical pronounciation, like spanish. Meanwhile french is litteraly JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP : the language.
>>56837181
I have no idea how to pronounce any of it to be honest famille.
yo maybe you wanna read some Polish or whatever
To nie jest tak, że nazizm jest z gruntu zły. Zły jest tylko ekstremizm. Owszem, może i Mein Kampf nawołuje do eliminacji Żydów, ale to jeszcze nie znaczy, że każdy nazista będzie się do tego stosował. Uwierzcie mi - nazizm z czasem się zmieni pod wpływem liberalnej kultury Zachodu, tak jak kiedyś zmieniło się chrześcijaństwo. Z góry szufladkować ludzi - powiedzieć, że każdy nazista popiera ludobójstwo - jest łatwo. Taki wizerunek został wykreowany przez media dla prostych umysłów. Jednak rzeczywistość jest inna. Istnieją różne odcienie szarości i trzeba je brać pod uwagę - ta świadomość jest tym, co różni człowieka inteligentnego od prostaka.
>>56837281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FMXaRPeXgX
>>56837086
Thanks man
>how are you doing ?
You mean in my life or with French?
I guess i am doing alright in both, even though the redhead girl i love is dating an índio and she teases me all the time. Btw i managed to speak to that french exchange student and i found out she's from Brittany as well. It was nice speaking French face to face with someone but it was hard as fuck to understand what she was saying, she spoke quickly and slurred words. But it was nice
>>56837168
>>56837277
>Nah some other languages have a more logical pronounciation, like spanish.
i like the french more :^)
>>56837376
>>56837397
I was wondering if you spoke to the girl exchange student, cuz you told me you wanted to practice to talk to her, so if you did it's pretty cool. Again, don't hesitate to tell her to slow down, we speak very fast from what I heard.
>She's from Brittany
WE ARE EVERYWHERE
>>56837469
Ayy, that's the good thing with having the largest black population in Europe
>>56821804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gPcKcAbSCp
>>56837575
Exactement, n'empêche je trouve l'ancien français intéressant.
>>56837631
>Ayy, that's the good thing with having the largest black population in Europe
but black dicks looks like turds
>>56835679
hahahahaha
that was awesome, man!
>>56837469
>Swedes have big averave benis
I wonder which "Swedes" affected that statistic...
>>56837726
how could you know you normie shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PQ0iXnlR5K
>>56837726
It can also look like chocolate if you want to see it like that.
>>56837780
>normie shit
he doesnt know grills watch porn
>>56837851
>It can also look like chocolate if you want to see it like that.
too much
>>56837469
well, it's easier for me to be above average than for a frenchie
>>56837778
it seems 14cm would be euro average
>>56837778
>I wonder which "Swedes" affected that statistic...
are you jelly of your neighbor?
>>56837299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bIZZJuMT2R
>>56837631
Yea it was the first time i spoke with someone and couldn't use Portuguese, so it was a cool experience. Tbh speaking and hearing French feels really sexy :v
Also, from the pictures i see online Britanny seems fucking beautiful, and she told me she's from a very old village in the countryside with less than 300 people in it. I can't even imagine how beautiful such place would be
>>56838059
why would he be jelly of someone being black?
>>56837976 for >>56838059
>>56837686
T'as bien raison. C'est important de connaître et comprendre ses racines.
>>56838084
I find it baffling that Romance language natives always pronounce all e's tense
it's actually lax
>>56838201
What do you mean?
>>56838084
>Tbh speaking and hearing French feels really sexy :v
That's the exotic aspect of the language I think, italian sounds sexier than french imo
>I can't even imagine how beautiful such place would be
It's usually top comfy, and also very cheap compared to the rest of the country. Also the best thing in Brittany is the sea t b h
>>56838294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EkrvFt1pDa
first is tense, second is lax
>>56837299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IlDWR3vrgM
Welp.
>>56838303
> italian sounds sexier than french imo
Where i live there's a lot of italians and when they start speaking italian with one another it sounds really funny Tbh, i can't find it sexy
>Also the best thing in Brittany is the sea t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd_nopTFuZA
>>56838342
Oh, i get it
I read it that way because in Portuguese when you have just "e" it's tense, when you have "é" it's lax
>>56838574
accent is always penultimate (last-but-one)
think Spanish, but without any exceptions
>>56838703
Oh ok. I just used the voice feature of google translate.
>>56837511
Hunger games :D
>>56838841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
>>56837299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wrum15U2YK
>>56836369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GzrCU00BDY
>>56838961
impressive, very nice
pro level - you need to work on your sibilants, in Polish they are formed slightly more frontal
>>56839154
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GzrCU00BDY
Ouch, sorry but that was quite bad kek
>>56839369
No worries I don't speak a word of France nor have ever practiced to even pronounce it.
I posted it for the keks
>>56839501
French* sry Im drunk
>>56839154
>>56839501
For someone who doesn't speak French it wasn't that bad actually, thanks for trying you cute mongoloid
>>56839574
Gib Suomi.
>>56839629
???
>>56839908
Anna mulle Suomea, Pekka.
>>56840016
Välinpitämättömyydessämmeköhän on yksi suomen kielen pisimmistä sanoista ja vaikkei sitä käytetäkkään oikeassa elämässä, on se kieliopillisesti koherentti. Se rakentuu sanavartaloon yhdistettävien sijamuotojen varaan. Sanasta löytyy mm. sisäpaikallissija inessiivi.
>>56840310
Wtf is a Välinpitämättömyydessämmeköhän?
>>56840439
wonder if in our indifference?
>>56840439
"I wonder if in our indifference"
>>56840568
Or the "I" is not important there, I just felt like adding it as for me the word feels like it would be "I" saying it, given how it's formed.
>>56840522
>>56840568
Wow, I never expected Finnish to have a word that says that, interesting
>>56840707
Well the text translated says:
"Välinpitämättömyydessämmeköhän is one of the longest words in the Finnish languege. Though the word would never be used in real lie, if is grammatically correct. It is formed upon Grammatical cases connected to the main body of the word. It has, for example, a case called inessive"
>>56840928
kek at the mistypes. Well you can still understand it
>>56840928
Oh, so Finnish is one of those languages that can create extra long words, didn't know about that
>>56841170
Yeah. Basically it takes the word välinpitämättömyys (indifference) and adds to end stuf like "ssä" which means "in something" [like känniSSÄ means being drunk. It can be abstract or something real, like kaupaSSA (in a shop)] and "mme" which means "our" and "kö" which makes it a question and "hän" which adds "I wonder". Stuff like that
>>56841374
What about the "des" in VälinpitämättömyyDESsämmeköhän then?
>>56841557
"Välinpitämättömyysssämmeköhän" would sound stupid, so "des" just changes the main body to make "ssä" to fit better.
It's one of those things that can be really hard to learn for immigrants and all, cause you just have to kind of feel when you need to make the change and when not.
>>56841669
Also I'm not language expert or anything so I bet some fucker will come here to try to correct me or something but whatever
>>56841557
>>56841722
it välinpitämättömyytemme = our indifference
I think the d in välinpitämättömyydessämme has something to do with consonant gradation
like in
äiti = mum
äidin = mum's
>>56841170
>didn't know about that
>>56841374
We can form crap like that as well - najneprekryštalizovávateľnejšievajúcimi
>>56841722
>>56841557
Word stems change from time to time in certain grammatical cases and 'des' is a part of that stem, no additional meaning is attached with it.
>>56841966
Yeah I didn't know, I was never interested in the Finnish language until now
>>56841915
>>56841669
Thanks for the explanations lads, that's kinda difficult to understand (since my language doesn't work like that at all), but I'll try to keep that in mind if I start learning Finnish someday
>>56840310
Try as I might, I cannot get into the proper Finnish voice. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kk5PJBL5SS is the best I can do atm.
>>56842810
Pretty good. Few mistakes you made, "oikeassa" (you said oikeissa) and "kieliopillisesti" (you said kielioppeellisesti)
