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The actual North American version

Fuck Yuros edition
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>>56815415
>no United States
>perfect world
Maximum kek

Good luck trying to grow a significant amount of food and transport it
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that's not nice
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>>56818100
Almost every post in the other thread is Yuros

That's not /cum/.

I know you guys like Canadians, but at least let the Americans have their own thread where they aren't completely hated.
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wew lad
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>tfw an 8 year-old said I looked handsome today

t-thanks
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>>56818303
Did you sex her?
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>>56818303
Kids are extremely honest and will say anything with no filter.

You must be handsome then
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>>56818333
>tfw I got trips
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>>56818333
i guess
i just never know how to feel when they say things like that
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>>56818480
"Y-you too b-baka"
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It's going to be a high of 86 today in Florida
Shit ain't right, it's March. Take me back up north.
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>>56818522
What did you expect? It's florida.
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>>56818480
Neither do I. I always sperg out whenever I get complimented on my appearance in any way, as if it cracks through my robotic exterior.

I remember getting asked out by my manager after a closing shift one time and I basically shut down and sperged out.

>>56818522
Sounds like Florida, gonna be a high of 67 here.
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>>56818586
>>56818602
I know Florida is hot, it doesn't mean I have to love it.
I'm just down here for graduate school. As soon as I finish I am moving back up north. I just couldn't pass on the full ride.
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I'm not the best judge, but Papa Franku has pretty fuckin good flow and good lyricism for an amateur. That's just my opinion, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhq1FDL0NNQ

>>56818744
Ohio is bad enough, I couldn't imagine being in Florida for longer than a vacation. I want to move someplace with cooler summers and slightly milder winters, or the Pacific Northwest.
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>>56818602
well i don't really sperg out, i just always think "i don't have any reason to trust the opinion of a kid"

only need to live with them for another few days tho
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APkvp9e4R3E

everytime

we

touch

I get

this

feels
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>>56818814
I can handle the heat, it just feels wrong for it to last so long. I'm thinking of moving to NOLA (inb4 niggers and crime, I know) and their weather already is much better imo just because summer is three-four months rather than six.
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>>56819264
EVERY TIME WE TOUCH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
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>>56819264
>>56819359
>>56819469
Did I miss something in the four hours I was asleep?
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How do we stomp out the British menace?
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>>56819515
idk, do you know the name of this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
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>>56819547
Ahmed will take care of it
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>>56819515
Not really, that anon just got me in the mood for that kind of music
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>>56819575
ja rule - fuck tha police
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You're the only highlight of my day the last few weeks /cum/.
Just wanted to let you know.
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>>56819757
North Americans are always there. I know we aren't very popular in Europe, but those that show us kindness will receive it in full.

Glad that we are able to make you happy
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>>56819823
>I know we aren't very popular in Europe
just bantz lad m8 I don't know anyone who would actually hate Americans
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>>56819823

Thanks I appreciate that.
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>tfw a band from your home city becomes world famous
It still feels weird tbqh. I remember getting invited to like this band's page on facebook back when they first started and it was just another local band.
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>>56819866
When does it ever end, though? Americans can hardly post outside of /cum/ without getting replies to something along the lines of:
>be American
>get shot
or
>be American
>be fat
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>>56820024
>tfw some chick you barely knew from high school is trying to make it as a pop star in Vegas
>she's not making it but posts hot pictures of herself all the time
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>>56820163
Could be worse and be a turk, indian or swede
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>>56820163
ironic considering you guys are friendly inside /cum/ but bully us all the time in other threads
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>>56820163
And we get called mongols, Swedes are cucks, Frenchies are surrender cucks, Germans are Merkel cucks, Turks are roaches etc.
>>56820203
this
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>>56820199
>mfw

>>56820231
You guys like to stab us in the back so you can look good to the Yuros in other threads so I'd say it balances out. Even if I bully you guys elsewhere, Canadians are and will always be my brothers.

>>56820233
That's not nearly as much as all the shit you throw at the Americans, though.
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I made two threads neither got a post is it because I'm Chicano?
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>>56820309
Swedes and Indians get way more shit than you tbqh
but it's all fun in the end, it's not like anyone is forced to be here
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>>56820309
I'm still upset that you guys call Rockets "Smarties" down there

triggered as fuck desu
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>>56820320
Did you post them before or after I made this one?

>>56820386
All the banter has really gotten to me. It's made me unironically hate most Yuros. I only really post in /cum/ anymore because of it.

>>56820396
AHHHHHHHH

YOUR SMARTIES ARE M&MS
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>>56819757
I've been seeing you post lately and you're always kind and thoughtful. Very welcome here.
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>>56820472
w-what, we have smarties and M&M's separately
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>split general
at least i see the light, yuros are a plague that must be purged
BUILD WALL
MAKE /cum/ GREAT AGAIN
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>>56820527
But your smarties are literally the same thing as M&Ms: colored sugar-coated chocolate bits
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We're in here you thick fuckers.

>>56808943

>56808943

>>56808943

>>56808943

>>56808943
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Americunts

Spics

Cucks
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>>56820528
>mfw poking /brit/ through a crack in the wall
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>>56820652
Fuck off, this is the /cum/ for North Americans

>>56820653
Fuck off
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>>56820602
M&M's (styled as m&m's) are "colorful button-shaped chocolates"[1] produced by Mars, Incorporated, and similar to and inspired by Smarties.

Smarties are not distributed in the United States, except by specialist importers. This is because the American rights to the brand belong to the Smarties Candy Company, which manufactures its own hard tablet sweet under the registered trademark name Smarties. (In Canada, these are sold using the brand name Rockets.)

JESUS CHRIST WHAT A CLUSTERFUCK
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>>56820472
probably a cultural difference, the stereotype is that Americans can't take banter and are touchy so maybe you take stuff more personally than others
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>>56820681
Autism.
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>>56820691
Eh, it is what it is

>>56820722
Americans and Canadians can't really handle banter in general. Mostly because we're too nice and don't rip on each other all that often aside from a few close friends, but that's just me speaking.

>>56820738
/cum/ is supposed to be North America general, not Europe with a few Americans general
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americans deserved 9/11 xDDDDDD
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>/cum/ is supposed to be North America general, not Europe with a few Americans general
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>>56820892
>defending a dead general
Fuck off Giuseppe
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>>56820892
Are you this faggot >>56820963?
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>>56821021
Looks like it
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About to make some breakfast

What is /cum/ having?
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>>56821147

i had a chicken quesadilla. what are you having?
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>>56821147
I had a slice of banana bread. Not enough desu, this coffee is running a train on my tummy
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>>56821188
Thinking about steaming some rice, putting some sauteed onion, bell pepper, and mushrooms with a couple sunny side up eggs on top.

I think it'll be good, but I've never tried, let alone made, it before.
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>>56821268
Do it and take a pic. We believe in you.
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>>56821147
>>56821268
Gosh, I had breakfast three hours ago. I'm thinking about doing lunch in an hour or so.
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I love sissy boys!
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why are there 2 /cum/s in the catalogue both with like 60 posts

Janny do your job
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>>56822404
>when a gay guy hits on you at work
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>>56822562
Euros are claiming /cum/ threads so they have somewhere to post following their inevitable migration to a non-cucked country
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Ameritards are fat and degenerative, discuss.
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>>56821147
cheese+bournvita powder+tomato on bread
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>>56821580
Here it is, the stuff on the eggs is black pepper and smoked paprika. The rice is buried underneath.
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Daily reminder that weebs will be put to the sword once more.

Join or die faggot.
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Which photo do you guys like better? This one?
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>>56822905
Looks tasty. I think I'll make something similar this weekend
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>>56822919
or this one?
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>>56822905
Hell yeah, you did great! The mushrooms look really good. Pepper and paprika is a solid choice. I'm also a fan of sea salt and garlic powder combo as well.
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>>56822965
this one, has a more complete picture
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>>56822961
It's good, I should have added a bit more flavor to the rice. I added some sweet corn and soy sauce to it, but it kind of mutes the flavor of the egg and mushrooms.
>mfw cutting the egg and the yolk runs over everything

>>56822998
Thanks man, I've been using paprika a lot more lately. I used it with the mushrooms and it comes out very good, super smoky.
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>>56822919
>>56822965
Why not both? Anyway, the first one because you can't see the fatty in it.
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why Americans are so dumb and fat and black?
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reminder that if Quebec left Canada then Canada would be a shell of its former self and should be absorbed by the USA
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>>56822919
>>56822965
What are you using the photos for? I prefer >>56822965 tho
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>>56823084
And brown
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>>56823084
>Dumb

Nice Dunning-Kruger fallacy there. Intelligence is reflected by accomplishments, not self-analysis. The US outputs the most science, tech, intellectual papers and research of any country and has one of the most sophisticated export trees. Doesn't take much intelligence to drink vodka and export natural gas lmao

>Fat

Those who are not fat are tall and strong with high test from BLACK GENETICS

>Black

Which Russian girls crave. Dark skin which resists skin cancer, huge dick, huge muscles naturally, DEEP voice, if I Spoke Russian I would cause earthquakes
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I'm making chicano babies :^)
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>>56823107
i just got back from Costa Rica and am sorting through my vacation pictures. I took about 700 pictures and I'm trying to narrow them down to the top 50 or so

thanks for the advice, have a poison dart frog
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>>56823239
>tfw Chicanos are bringing the average IQ of the US down while also using more welfare than Blacks
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>>56823210
>The US outputs the most science, tech, intellectual papers
All those achievements were made by immigrants. Including Russian scientists.

>>56823210
>Which Russian girls crave.
Nigger, you drunk? Nobody likes you abroad. Only American women are trashy enough to go for niggers.
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>>56823307
We could build an empire out of the money we give them
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>>56823330
>nobody likes you abroad
Disliking an entire nationality is incredibly ignorant.

Why are you even here? Do you have nothing better to do?
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>>56823330
That's great, anon.

Now fuck off
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>>56823307
I'm bringing more into the world and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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>tfw spring break
>tfw work 3 days a week so free time
>tfw empty inside
>tfw watching the best years of your life pass you by
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>>56823554
Why do you guys insist on being leeches?
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>>56823652
said the neet in his mothers basement
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>>56820231
Canada is composed of 1) Americans that rejected the American Revolution, preferring to remain under the British Crown, many immigrating north to "British North America" after losing in the revolutionary war.

2) French speaking settlers to North America that lost to the British in the French and Indian War

Expanding and forming a dominion in response to the American Civil War which threatened Manifest destiny if they didn't hurry to the Pacific.

And only getting it's own nationhood and flag after WWII which made it clear they are not really "British" anymore.

In other words, Canada is a nation of losers.
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>>56823370
I'm here to trigger you, dumb, fat, black, selfish Americans. Do you have anything against it? What is free speech, you cunt?
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>>56823713
dijo el neet en el sotano de su mama
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Ignore the Ruski. Do not respond
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>>56823766
Americans can't take banter sorry my ruskii friendo
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>>56823239
>>56823307
>>56823554
Reminder that these scum wouldn't be a problem if we got rid of government benefits

Reminder that the free market fixes literally all problems
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>Americans can't ignore this
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>>56823883
>onions
yes I can
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>>56823883
Common knowledge
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All these stornweenies triggered that they're being outbred

my sons are the future of the USA
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>>56823330
>All those achievements were made by immigrants. Including Russian scientists.

lmao Americans are all immigrants but top schools like MIT and Harvard are only 13% or so foreign. That's actually less than many European universities.

Also "immigrants" make up an equal share of any western countries fields because we have the wealth and sophistication to move. Switzerland has the highest number of foreign scientists. If some "immigrants' disqualifies the US it disqualifies every western country lmao'

United State 0.988 Scientific papers per capita
Russia 0.160

lmoa thats below Iran and Malaysia

lol you're a Russian in Russia, you can only take credit for the bydlos who live there. Not any >muh heritage diaspora, those belong to us

>Only American women are trashy enough to go for niggers.

LOL

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8618606.stm
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>>56823883
Pickle is good on a cold cut sandwich but when you put them on a burger they get hot and gross
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>>56823930
how about this?
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>>56824019
yep
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>>56824019
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>>56824019
>forward cocking serrations
>punisher skull
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>Gomeshi acquitted on all charges
HIPPIES AND KEKS BTFO
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>>56824232
Still glad he got fired.

Don't wanna hear that smug paki cunt on my radio after I listen to a documentary.
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>>56824232
>Gomeshi
So tired of hearing about it. No one fucking cares here yet CBC keeps pushing this fucking annoying trial on us. I guess only anglos care.
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>>56820808
I actually think that it's more normal not to be able to take banter. Yurop bantz are possibly just sublimated tribal hatred that's been forced into a socially acceptable form over millennia.
Elsewhere in the world, an insult is an insult. I once made the mistake of gently ribbing an Indian guy I worked with. I apologized but I think he still hates me.
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hey guys im in paris
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>>56823766
You're doing God's work, Vitaly. Godspeed.
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>>56824327
Spiderman? How did you take a picture like that?
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>>56823766
>mfw vlad-san pays attention to us silly americans :3
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>>56824327
Have a wonderful time anon
>Mexicans in Paris
I'd watch that movie
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I would have sex with a girl in her vagina desu
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>>56824306

I'm used to "banter", or as we call it shit talk, from friends and family but it does seem weird coming from someone I hardly know
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>>56824437
Are you proud of yourself? You got my superior master race European attention. What you gonna do with such gift?
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>>56824477
This
I make fun of my friends all of the time, but it's in good nature. When someone I do not know at all talks shit I assume it's hatred.

>>56824509
Why are you still here?
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>tf no american gun in my bagina
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Is this true lads?
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>>56824540
>>56824477
Soft cunts
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>>56824580
WE
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>>56824580
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>>56824580
jesus christ, they're delusional
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>>56824580
I do not in fact have to show mad love to a drawing of a black guy pretending to be Egyptian.
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>>56824609
WUZ
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>>56824580
WE WUZ PYRAMIDS N SHEEIT
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>>56824580
I talked to a black person yesterday and asked him if he was a pharaoh and he said yes so it must be true
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Why won't black people pay Jews reparations for slavery
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>>56824580
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>>56824580
NIGGA THE PHARAOHS WUZ DABBIN 'N SHIET
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>>56824580
i took a summer-school class at a majority black high school in chicago and was the only white kid in the class with a black professor.

The would bring up racism in some form every day even though it was a chem class. I remember the Library of Alexandria got brought up and he made some smug comment like "WHICH WAS BUILT WHERE?? AFRICA THAT'S RIGHT!"

like im no historian but i'm pretty sure the greeks built that.
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>>56824509
>superior european
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>>56824731
PERFECT ARGUMENT CRAFTED
AMERICAN MIND POWER WINS AGAIN
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>>56824580

I wonder if they realize that the slaves that were brought to the Americas were mostly west coast Africans and not related to the north Africans that would have been in Egypt, if indeed all Egyptians were black they still aren't descended from them
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>>56824731
moneys going to child support
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>>56820024
What band?
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>>56824762
Macedonians, Greeks, and Egyptians=black
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>mfw """"""""""europeans"""""""""" post in /cum/

Please stop using the internet (v. haram) and enjoy life in the caliphate.
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>superior european
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>>56824601
Greek faggot albino ape boy fuqqers were a colony of AFRIKA
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>>56824805

>implying they are actually paying
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcGh7ljfQ_I
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>>56821268

that sounds good. made a burger for lunch. cooking is the best!
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he's right you know
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>>56824861
Twenty One Pilots
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>>56824509
>Russia
>European
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>>56824580
>>56824656
>>56824746
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Hello friends
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>>56825061
So progressive
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>buy donut at tim's
>forget it on the counter
I can never go back to that location.
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>>56824996
No shit
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>>56825335
Ya dun goofed
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>>56818480
Genuine compliments are really off putting. An older lady I work with said I had beautiful eyes.

I think she's planning to murder me and steal them.
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>>56824893
can you really form deseret in victoria II? I really gotta learn how that game works
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>>56825433
She thinks about you when she's rubbing her dusty old cunt
>>
>>56825422
If I wait until summer the staff will probably have changed by them. ;-;
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>>56825468
anon pls no
>>
Americans used to be great, used to be our greatest enemies, but now with all those gays and immigrants and niggers they're just pathetic, kinda sad, lads.
>>
>>56825433

She wants the D, she wants to stare into your eyes as she sits on you face, go for it
>>
>>56824327
Claustrophobic as fuck.
>>
>>56825558
They still have 100x better quality of life than you Sasha.
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>>56825558
buen post
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>>56825558
:DDDD
>>
>>56825577
Why do you call me by my name? Do you know that doxxing is forbidden on this site?
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>>56825558
post matryoshka dolls
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fug
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>>56825616
Because it's a pretty name
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>>56825558
He's still trying
>>
it goes around the world
la la la la la la la la
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Thanks for You's anyway.
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>>56825771
no problem we admire your enthusiasm and perseverance. you may have what it takes to be a /cum/ national
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>>56825771
I have ones similar to these. Thank you, Dimitri.
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Test why was my anti-europe thread deleted last night when I went to bed
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salut
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>>56825825
because I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
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>>56825519
c'mon sonny, give nan some sugar
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>qt I got over in high school added me on facebook
>she melts my heart
>I just want to be in peace
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>56825917
one day she'll be your wife and you can help raise her son
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>>56825917
She been sucking everybody's dick but yours
>>
>>56825917
>its 2016
>he still used facebok
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>>56825864
Salut Francefrère, comment ca va?
>>
>>56823167
That's not really a white minority though is it? They'd still be the largest ethnic group, they'd just be the plurality instead of the majority.
>>
>>56825973
>>56825980
>>56825984
What's weird is that she has a bf that looks a LOT like me
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>>56826024
Missed your chance I guess.

She's probably trying to reconnect with high school people. Going through a year book or something.
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>>56825995
I'm ok, thanks.
I had noticed on fb a street-art exhibition in a library nearby in Paris, thought I would go. I like artists like Banksy, for example.
Unfortunately, I google the artist, and the moustache lesbian I posted really isn't talented. Pic related.

(You) ?
>>
hey
>>
One day I will meet a girl who will let me eat her butthole
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>>56826159
Hey
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When you have a boner while you're getting dressed do you ever drape your boxers around it and march around like you have a little flag
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>>56826242
nice to meet you
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>>56826125
That is pretty lame
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>>56826231
>>56826249
lol, post merican benises
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>>56826264
Nice to meet you to.
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>>56826319
just go watch porn 99% of pornstars are american
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>>56826125
I'm doing alright. It's my birthday and I dunno what I should do today.

Shame the artist wasn't better, a street art exhibition sounds like fun.
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>>56825917
>mfw good friend in high school left facebook because she hated every single one of us and never wants to see us again.
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>>56826347
Happy Birthday, anon!
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>>56826284
yeah.

But you can visit Paris Belleville for other graphs if you want, street view link https://www.google.fr/maps/@48.8720931,2.3782489,3a,90y,258.24h,92.31t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1srWX8wDUNC14j7mR60DwLKA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

>>56826347
happy birthday canuck!
throw a party?
>>
WAKE AND BAKE DUDES LMAO
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>>56826342
but seeing benises of local mericans which chat with you and have a personality (or smth like that since I'm not sure Americans actually have it) is more exciting.
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>>56826347
Happy birthday Canuck bro. Just do what brings joy to your life to make the day a good one.
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Going shooting today buds
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>>56826457
>this triggers the european
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>>56826347
hbd senpai, fly me out to BC and we can shitpost on /cum/ together
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>>56826423
B-but this is a blue board.
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>>56826375
>>56826437
Thanks.

>>56826380
I'm not the party type. I'll probably just visit family and spend the day relaxing.
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>>56824763
>fedora and trenchcoat with running shoes
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>>56826457
What will you bring?
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>>56826475
I sometimes change my flag to Quebec to shitpost about Brits because it's more effective when they have the extension. :^)
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>>56826491
he probably thinks he looks like a detective
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WTF I hate America now.
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>>56826457
What funs you shooting today?
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>>56826550
sasha stop b8ing right now and be our friend
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>>56826591
why?..
>>
>>56826550
How do I get a handsome Russian to cuddle with me and start a family?
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>woke up a bit hungover
>decided to skip class and drink wine to get over it
>but I'm also completing and submitting a job application and finishing an assignment due later today

I'm not sure if I'm a total degenerate or a functional one. How's your day going /cum/?
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>>56826655
You cut out that autistic baiting right this second mister, or I'm gonna suck you off so hard I swear to god.
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>>56826655
Because I want you and the other slavs to remove muslims desu
>>
>>56826347
¡Feliz Cumpleaños!
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>>56826684
I played that Firewatch walking simulator game and got really depressed because aspects of the story hit too close to home and didn't get any sleep. So kind of awful, didn't want to go to work today.

You should do your assignment though to get it out of the way.
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>>56826242
hey nice to meet you
>>56826264
don't pretend to be me
>>
Im gonna post some funny music for everyone to enjoy

https://soundcloud.com/morve_ivan-1/pomf-h3
https://soundcloud.com/crotchonfire/crank-thxt
https://soundcloud.com/ya-ya-ya-the-creator/only-90s-kids-will-understand
https://soundcloud.com/ya-ya-ya-the-creator/onomatopedal

tell me if you want more.
or you can tell me to frig off, its ok
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>>56826743
Why not remove kebab together as friends?
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>>56826797
Is the story worth the money?
>>
What's the best thing to order at tgi fridays?
>>
>>56826675
r u cutie urself? r u rich enough to mail order bride ruskie? that's hard process, ya know.
>>56826702
Do you live on the West Coast, senpai?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKxuiw3iMBE
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>>56826474
the europeans *outside 4chinz
4chinz has the most US-friendly europeans, obviously.
We even learnt the language, and like to speak it in our free-time.
The US VS Yuro threads were only good sport.

We have mass media shit here too. When there's a shooting, medias don't say "we should ban guns", because it's already done, but "the suspect was playing violent videos games", or "it was proved he refused to take his medication"
Stupidity tries.
>>
>>56826842
TGI Friday's is shit


Don't get their chipotle burger
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>>56826533
>>56826558
I'm probably leaving my shotgun at home and shooting with my buddy in exchange for ~200 rounds of .40 ammo I had sitting around + I'm throwing in on the lane and ammo. Should be his xd40, 2 sig p-series (1 in .45, not sure about the other), his AR, and a 10/22
>>
>>56826488
Sounds like a good plan.
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>>56826839
The story is a bit intresting but the ending is extremely dissapointing. I'd like it more if there was more firewatch things like actually searching for fires.
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>>56826834
I don't mind meeting more people. How are you?
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>>56826797
I played a bit of Firewatch but once I got to a point in the story where I had to go across the map to get something then come back I quit because if I wanted to walk a lot I'd just go outside. What about it stuck a nerve? Do you have a wife with Alzheimers?

And the assignment is done, it's a really fluffy assignment where we can write something creative so it was a quick one. Now I'm working on how I want to word my email for my application. The job is actually a position working at the Canadian embassy here. You guys pay a shit tonne for a basic administrative job at your embassy. I really hope I get it.
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>>56826839
It's 27$ CAD so no, for the length of the game. Maybe it's better in USD.

The voice acting and dialog was surprisingly good. I'd pick it up on a sale though. Some people get upset about the ending but I was fine with it. Not sure what others were expecting.
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>>56826954
hungover and feel like ass u?
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>>56826842
lmao

TGI fridays is all frozen heated-up food and sauces. It's fucking disgusting. You should only enter a TGI fridays if you want to get drunk as shit on their cheap strong drinks.
>>
merican bf
>>
I don't know what women would do if I ever became celibate. they need this dick.
>>
>>56827016
Didn't sleep too well. Still feeling some post concussion effects though it's been two weeks. All in all I'm good.
>>
>>56826917
The last good game I played was stardew valley.
>>56826978
Yeah its 20 USD but I'll still wait for a sale.
>>
I am supreme
>>
http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/24/11297050/tay-microsoft-chatbot-racist

they are waking up

we're doomed
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*continues charging spirit bomb*
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>>56827079
I'm currently replaying KS. Man I haven't felt thsee feels and it's hitting hard.
>>
>>56827042
Why are you so confident about this? Do you have prime dick?
>>
>>56827078
how'd you get a concussion?
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Why are so many of us hungover?

I don't feel so bad getting drunk on a Wednesday night now
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>>56827184
I drink most nights 2bh.
>>
>>56827161

I have the fattest juiciest dick. the kind russian women can't get locally.
>>
>>56827184
isn't it spring break for stupid people
>>
Shy bois are to shy to be my bfs and reject me. Had to find myself bydlo bf. Kinda sad.
>>
she's 19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiW7YSkGU2E
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>>56827171
Car door. Being 6'4" I was bending over to grab stuff out of the passager side from outside, slammed the door while still bent over and it hit the side of my head.
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>>56827145
I wish I could play games out of nostalgia I tried playing Morrowind again but I would have to mod the shit out of it just to make me interested.
>My love of games is dying.
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>>56827222
proof is needed.
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>>56827199
I think I've drank 4 days the past week

>>56827226
Oh yeah that. Forgot about that.

>>56827248
do you slav squat on his face?
>>
>>56827248
post navel
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>>56827248
what they mean by this
>>
>>56827294
His trips are proof enough vlad
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What do women want?
>>
California is actually a great state to live in if you live in the predominantly white areas. North California is better than Southern California, sure, but my area in particular is quite conservative. Great weather, and there are beaches, mountains, deserts, forests etc all a drive not too far away.
>>
Holy shit, was anyone listening to NPR just now? Really scary..
>>
>>56827381
Trump
>>
>>56827399
What's going on?
NPR isn't in my area desu
>>
>>56826968
The job was just to sit in a tower and look for smoke basically so I get why they couldn't really stretch the game out. Time skips around a bit and if they send you somewhere and actually make you walk the whole way somethings probably going to happen or it will be plot dialog in between.

And yeah, that part. My Grandfather had dementia. My Dad mostly kept me away from it but I could tell it wore on him. It's a very ugly way to go. One time he just ended up in a different part of the province. Some random couple found him confused and out of gas... my Dad said he went to see him on the farm once and his own Father didn't even recognize him. We couldn't get him committed to a home so he died alone and one of his daughters found him. Even if we did lock him in some hospital, one of the RCMP officers said when he was aware of who he was he would have spent his final moments hating us so I dunno'. Lifes fucked up. But yeah, stories with dementia bother me.
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>>56827381
My dick

>>56827385
California is a great state that triggers flyovers
>>
>>56827381
money / men with prestige (top 20% of men pareto principle) / what other women want
>>
>>56827273
probably karma for anime posting on cum
>>
>>56827184
>>56827199

I drink every day but I don't have a problem

Well I might, I drank a handle of vodka in five days
>>
>>56827385
I like living in this state except for the firearm laws. They're absolutly bullshit.
>>
>>56827519
I don't anime post and I never will.
>>
The GOP dies the moment they don't nominate Trump. The country dies with it
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>>56827552
Agreed

That's one of my few gripes 2bh
>>
>>56827449
Damn man, that sucks. I can kind of relate, my mom's mom had alzhimers and we tried to help her but she's from Haiti and having her at our house just confused her more. So we just let her stay in Haiti and had people take care of her until she died. But when she was here she'd try to escape out the window in our house and forget who we were. And my dad's mom has mild dementia too but it's not as bad.

It's really shit and I'm hoping in our lifetime we find a cure or at last ways to slow dementia.
>>
>>56827381
men with status
>>
OH SHIT IT"S HAPPENING LADS TURN ON THE NEWS
>>
FURION CAN YOU TP TOP FURION CAN YOU TP TOP FURION CAN YOU TP TOP FURION CAN YOU TP TOP FURION CAN YOU TP TOP FURION CAN YOU TP TOP FURION CAN YOU TP TOP
>>
>>56827381
canadian green card
>>
>>56827628
nice try you sneaky Canadien
>>
>>56827552
True.
You can remove bullet buttons and import higher capacity magazines at least.
My father owns a hand full of pre-ban weapons and I've still driven out to the desert to have fun with them. Fuck the laws 2bh. My father is a cop and even he disregards unconstitutional laws.
>>56827593
Good, get better soon then :DD
>>
>>56827437
They were talking to a correspondent to Brussels. She was at her daughter's school there, had to pick up her kid and give a short speel on the current social situation I guess. Then the alarms in the school started going off and teachers and parents were panicked in the hallways and the correspondent sounded on the verge of tears. Seems like the alarms were accidental and it wasn't a bomb or anything, but you could tell how on edge they are.
>>
>>56827292
Factorio and a new interest in Touhou project have reinvigorated my gaming spirit. don't know how long it will last though.
>>
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>>56827381
They want a man with money, who never went through hardships, a man with good birth and priviledge.
Funny how merit absolutely means nothing to them, like if you survived 6 months in the streets, no, they'd rather date daddy's boy.
>>
>>56827621
Grandmother has Alziemers and Dementia. Every time we visited it was obvious she was worse off than the last. Two years ago they moved to indiana to be closer to family and recently she was moved to one of those full time care centers. Hit my grandfather hard, bring he was her primary care taker up to that point.
>>
>>56827733
3, 2, 1 desu
>>
>>56827621
>But when she was here she'd try to escape out the window in our house and forget who we were.
That's kind of why the family let him be on the farm. Mostly it was because he was a stubborn old bastard, mind you. If we took him anywhere else he'd need to be under lock down and medicated in those prison-like sections of old folks homes.

Sorry to hear about your Mom. I hope the same. I'm scared my own parents will have problems like that when they get older. They actually had me sign some legal documents that make me a guardian who can make choices for them if the time ever comes where they aren't sound of mind. I really don't want that to happen.
>>
>>56827714
I'm much better than the first week but it's irritating. My head feels like it's in a fog most of the day and there's times where I'm explaining something simple and I'll just blank out on everything I was talking about for like 30 seconds or a word that I was going to say and just completely forgot it. And it's not like I just start saying "uuuhhh" I have to stay silent and think about what the fuck I was just discussing or ask what we were talking about.
>>
>>56827725
Great journalism. I smell a Pulitzer.

>>56827800
jean shorts for fun
marry blue dress
kill the rest
>>
>>56827725
Euros still aren't use to school/public shootings what plebs.
>>
>>56827748
Must have been hard for your Grandfather, both caring for her and setting her up in a home.

There's a movie made in Canada called "Away from Her" that's about a couple with Dementia that's kind of about that.
>>
>>56827381
Look, they'll even steal money from homeless men if they can!
>>
>>56826347
happy birthday~
>>
>>56827078
get better, anon
>>
Alhimer's is depressing as fuck.

WHAT'S FOR LUNCH LADDIES?
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>>56828019

>men put other men out on the street
>women take a ll the wrap
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>>56828145
Thanks man, you have a good day, stay away from any greasy skids if there are any in your area.
>>
>>56828181
Probably salad and some chicken, senpai.
>>
>>56828044
>>56826751
Merci
>>
>>56828195
>women take a ll the wrap
what is the "wrap"

just googled it...
>>
THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER
>>
>>56828300
THE nigga or a nigga?
>>
>>56828299

>one extra letter
>avoid the point

fuck you.
>>
>>56828401
THE nigga
>>
new
>>56828475
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>>56828417
wut? rude
>>
>>56828300
dont drop that shit
>>
>>56828222
Nice triple.

That sounds good and sensible. I made some pork tenderloin with pineapple and onion chutney and brussel sprouts (not trying to be edgy, i bought these before the attacks) with bacon bits and cornbread for dinner for the week but decided to eat it for lunch today and for dinner I'll have some roasted corn soup for dinner instead of lunch. I just like eating a bigger meal in the middle of the day instead of the end of it desu
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