>be me
>go outside at 7pm
>gorgeous neighbourhood cat sitting in my garden
>gives me super cuddles for 5 minutes, let's me pick it up and then after that starts rubbing itself against my legs in an affectionate manner
>5 seconds later it meows and charges full speed at my leg and sinks it's teeth in
Wtf I hate cats now
How are cats in your cunt? Do you respect them or are they just stray pests?
Get tested for Toxoplasmosis lad
>Be australian
>Even cats here bite
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Cats here are super chill.
Might be the heat over there m8.
Probably driving them mad.
>>56816764
>75 KB
Jesus Christ what were you think uploading that? There goes your monthly upload ration.
>>56816764
Biting is way better than scratching u got lucky senpai
>>56816930
Australian cats are descendants of english bad kitties. They were all sent there as punishment. It's in their genes.
>>56816764
This is why every cat in my hood has a lead pellet or two in it's ass.
The cat jihad is on
Lots of cats don't actually like to be petted.
They will rub against you nevertheless due instinct, but then they'll feel you touching them and get angry about it.
I had a cat who did that. Not on me, of course, because I'd crush her, but the rest of the family walked around with beautiful hieroglyphs carved on their shins.
>>56816930
It's a beautiful 24C here at 8pm tonight m8, can't be the heat
>>56816942
>
Wew
>Be Australian
>Get cucked by a cat
Can't
Make
This
Shit
Up
>>56816764
pretty sure that's supposed to happen, every cat i know is like that you can only pet them so much before they snap
don't know why, i heard something something overstimulation on /an/ but that's about it
>>56817088
>be swedish
>be swesish
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah LMOA CANT MAKE THIS UP
UP
THIS
MAKE
CANT
LMOA
>Jamal
Lol ahahahahahahahhha
>ay lads better open those borders eh
>>56817142
made me kek desu.
>>56817265
Wew lad
Cats are a fickle lot OP, you never really know what's in their minds. One moment they want cuddles and snuggles, the next they want to gut you.
Pic related, my cat reading up on where best to hide in a house to jump at my calves when I pass by
>>56816764
All the cats here are ferals. They get shot just like any other annoying feral thing.
I hate cats
I'm pretty sure they can't feel love
>>56816930
cats are desert animals, they can take heat just fine
>>56817317
only fags,queers and girls own cats and you're not a girl so there are only 2 options left
>>56816988
topkk
>>56817142
that sure rekt the kangaroo
>>56822370
>everything I know I learned from Skyrim
>>56817142
come on man, poor sweden....
jk fuck the swedish whore every chance you get
>>56816764
biting is like playing for cats, when they intend to be violent they scratch you
baka desu senpai
>>56824568
http://www.livescience.com/7299-house-cats-wild-ancestor.html
>>56816764
fuck off, dogfag, cats are qt
Dogs like people
Cats like attention
i like dogs desu
>>56816874
That's funny because I just finished reading an article about Toxoplasmosis and anger issues then I saw this thread.
>>56816764
Get tested for rabies, if you don't catch it early the fatality rate is 100%.
>>56826576
cant make this shit up
>>56826647
http://www.spring.org.uk/2016/03/chronic-rage-parasite.php
>>56817142
wtf i love australia
>>56816764
Wow did the wittle baby get a scwatch? You need to get to the ER asap
>pet cat
>it purrs and rubs itself around me
>get boner
Fucking cats making me uncomfortable.
>>56816874
toxo is not important unless you're pregnant or have aids
>>56826884
You get boners from petting cats?
>>56826884
Stop fucking felines if it bothers you so much.
Go to doctor immediately you have to pass anti-rabies course as soon as possible. Prepare yourself to stop drinking alcohol for the following 1 year.
>>56826965
Yes, it's weird.
>>56827087
Maybe you're a furry?
>>56827179
Nah
>>56816764
Boy oh boy, you are a faggot.
Cats are cats regardless of where one lives.
Go adopt a puppy and pretend you're god, pleb.
cats are sweet
>>56827191
Does this excite you?
>>56827179
oh hey I'm in this picture
We have the highest cat ownership in the world
I think they're pretty neat but I can see why some people don't like them
blini kot
