>hear about prodigious German alcohol tolerance on /int/
>2 guys from Dresden arrive on business, take them out to bar
>order shots of bourbon
>each can barely drink shot, eyes turn red and start tearing up
>order round of drinks, 3 Gulden Draak belgian ales
>after shot of bourbon and 1 beer each kraut is on the verge of blackout
>make each drink water and coffee
>1 hour later load them into the cab, hope they get home OK
Drinking is such a stupid thing, it's not worth it. The consequences of drinking don't compensate the "high" it gives. I'd rather smoke crack.
>>56807482
I'm a weird mix of feeling the effects of alcohol quickly but being very high functional even when plastered so it isn't so bad
>>56807537
Drinking made me do a lot of stupid things in the past, so now i just stick to weed and coke
>>56807482
Drinking is so stupid that it is literally the only reason all of Europe survived the dark ages and is the a direct result of the oldest known recipe in the world's history.
Come of your fucking tall ass camel mohamed.
Also Brazil a shit
>>56807436
You're mother drank up my knob creek if you understand what I'm telling you famidon.
>>56807578
Coke is better than booze? The thing that is made from lye and diesel fuel?
>>56807578
I know some people truly shouldn't touch alcohol
a few of my friends
>>56807590
Yeah, cuz Europe is really great now.
Are you seriously implying that drinking, one of the acts responsible for destroying individuals and entire families, made anything good happen to humanity(besides making factory owners rich)?
>>56807482
Maybe in Shitzil
>>56807625
Not saying it's better than alcohol, but I've never made any mistakes while on powder
>>56807655
The worst of Europe is still leaps and bounds ahead of Brazil. And yeah just because your mommy and daddy would get blitzed and your mommy would act like a drunk whore and get beaten by your shitty father does not nullify the fact that alcohol have millions of euros, likely your ancestors, the ability to hydrate without dying of dysentary. More over what good has cocaine brought aside from cartels and Colombian plane bombings?
>>56807482
this is mostly true. 1 or 2 drinks is fine, but any more and the ill effects very much outweigh the pleasantness.
>>56807702
So your meteric for whether or not something is inherently good or bad is whether or not you've made a mistake while intoxicated with it? If you represent Brazil's logical process it's no wonder y'all are going to fail with hosting the olympics
>>56807781
>alcohol
>hydrate
Nigga what
fuck, bourbon is so shit
>>56807781
I'm not saying Brazil is better than anything. The point is: alcohol has made a lot of money for businessmen, but never did anything to common people besides killing them and making them do stupid things. Coke makes people productive, alcohol makes them talk shit and walk like a fucking cripple.
>>56807843
Because hosting the Olympics is an important matter
>>56807866
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=History+of+alcoholic+beverages
It's fucking 2016 you stupid nigger. You've no excuse for ignorance.
>>56807888
Except that whole not dying of water bourne disease thing. Or being one of the most imported and exported goods globally. And cocaine makes people productive? That must be why all those addicts are so well off.
>>56807436
Who can drink more?
>overweight southern American redneck
>mad german
>han korean
>IRA irish
>winston churchill
????
>>56808082
This is some obvious high school shit. If you're older than 16 and don't know about it, you're pretty fucking dumb
>>56808118
Only the weak get addicted to drugs like coke
>>56808137
Prove the doctor wrong faggot, I want to see your MD
>>56808082
The key word is excessive you cunt. Did you mid the point about dark ages and water bourne disease or do you just enjoy reinforcing your own ignorance with irrelevant facts?
>>56808082
No shit, but I guess he was talking about most of the Middle-Ages when drinking ale was much safer because the water was dirty
It wasn't your regular beer of today, it sometimes still had cereals, hops and stuff inside and had a very low % of alcohol, but still alcohol and everyone from children to old men drank it.
Hell some workers in Mesopotamia were paid in beer
>>56808157
Right because being addicted to a chemical cocktail that's tailored to make you addicted is weakness. I'm sure you can quit any time anon. I bet you're doing great too.
>>56807868
Fuck off your country doesn't even have a claim to an alcohol.
>>56808162
Did i say anything about him being wrong, shithead? Go learn how to read
>>56808168
>>56808215
>>56808261
>assmad alcoholics
Serves you right that your drinks dehydrate you
>Binge drinking is a virtue
Great thread kid
>>56808282
Jesus Christ Chappelle, Brazil is on your side, France and Me agree that I was referencing middle age alcohol that was much lower in alcoholic content and meant to be a clean source of hydration. We aren't talking about downing fucking jager bombs you ignorant nigger.
>>56808219
I'm actually doing so great that I'm able to get all the powder i want. Get over it, anon.
at least half of the greatest men in history were alcoholics. no other drug goes hand in hand with greatness like alcohol.
Angry orchard is best beer
That is all
>>56808282
>Hurr
>Durr
>>56807613
why does bundaberg rum make you shit?
Should have made them drink moonshine.
>>56808598
>why does bundaberg rum make you shit?
????
Only bogans drink bundy btw
>>56808443
Lol enjoy your favelas, crumbling infrastructure and corrupt government nigger. I'm sure the cocaine warlords will reward you for being a loyal customer.
>>56808727
Lmao, love to see people losing their shit in this board
>>56808926
>Implying
>drink vodka and beer with the lads
>chug water cause a nigga is thirsty but also responsible
>spill all my deepest darkest secrets to the boys
>black out either due to vodka or narcolepsy
>wake up
>almost puke everywhere
Alcohol may be poison, but at least it helps me let loose, unlike burgers and fries.
Would drink again desu
