>anon how do you know so many flags
>>56795293
Say you're well-traveled.
>>56795293
genghis taught me
>I love to travel and I'm fascinated by all cultures
>wow anon, my lefty pussy is so wet right now
not so hard desu
>>56795293
>Because I paid attention in geography class and I like to learn about foreign countries in my spare time, it's a hobby and interest of mine.
>That's awesome, tell me some cool things you've learned....
There is nothing wrong with knowing flags and you can turn it into your favor if a girl asks if you're not an autist sperg
>>56795293
Because i'm a historyfag.
>>56795293
Say that you frequent a chatroom like place where people talk about their countries and share experiences and stuff.
>I fucked many bitches like you, also you can call me Gengis.
By getting meme degrees.
>Oh, I just like Geography and learning about other countries
nigga please this one is cake. it's a different story when she starts asking about your chinese cartoons, though
>What's that your browsing anon
>>56795293
Cause I spend 6 hours per day shitposting on 4chan.
>>56795454
>cool, can you show me?
>>56795293
>wow anon, you sure know a lot about international events! what news sites do you visit?
a-all of them
>Anon what this folder on your computer called chan-pics?
>>56795293
I'm smart
I know this concept of intelligence must be new for you but try not to be so shocked
>>56795542
>no
>it closed down recently due to hackers
>forever
>>56795573
>wow anon how did you know so much about the terrorist attack that's happening? Where do you get all those live uncensored pics id like to make it my main news page
>>56795575
oh man
my friends once entered my chan folder
had a folder called 2cute4u full of cute moe 2d girls
they still laugh at me to this day
>>56795542
Eeeh oh shit ok I take it back my advice sucks.
>>56795293
A prominent scholar such as myself knows only the limits of bent space and time--not even the amount of stars in the cosmos is enough to count the neurons in my mind.
>>56795575
>Letting girls anywhere near your computer
If you're non-autistic enough for them to already be at your house, how the hell are you autistic enough to let them use your computer where you keep your "chan-pics?"
>>56795454
>oh anon you must show me this sounds wonderful, I always wanted penpals from around the world!
>>56795648
>I AM GOOD AT GOOGLE
>wait you look for uncensored pictures?
![FloppyDisks[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0f4wExM.jpg "FloppyDisks[1].jpg")
>>56795575
>Strayafolders
>>56795701
>tfw too scared of this
>neve save pics
>decade of browsing and have nothing to show for it
Not a single funny pic. No cool reaction images. No info graphs. Nothing. I google them, use them then delete if I must.
>>56795775
Huh, penpals, I like it. From now on, I shall refer to you all as penpals.
>>56795575
This is where I save my trap pictures from this site called 4chan. Here, let me show you the one I fapped to the other day. I sure hope you like Donald Trump.
>>56795575
>anon why does this folder require a password?
>>56795859
>a bunch of anonymous people from around the country laughing at how backwards we percieve each other to be and waitjng eagerly for the next terrorist attack to spawn memes and insults
The best of friends
>>56795859
mail me a tacobell
>>56795507
This.
>i-it's a technolgy forum. News and stuff.
>anon who is alberto barbosa? xD
>>56795988
>4chans??
>aren't they like evil hackers and stuff???
Or worse
>oh the chan
>nice to meet you /b/rother
If you reveal you browse this site to people you're a fool
>>56796063
>irl /b/tards
The worst.
>>56796063
If a girl I met posted on 4chan and I knew about it, that would be pretty fucking sweet. I wouldn't be the first to bring it up, of course.
>>56796063
Never say 4chan. Just a forum about tech. Tech and they lose intrest automaticly.
>>56796095
Wish I lived in a non English speaking county so I could browse and shit post on the train but nope, I had to live in the country with probably he highest btard per capita and am scared some neck beard will start talking to me when he sees me
>hey /b/ro how did you make your 4chan blue???
>>56796191
no one can ever know
>>56795856
I'm pretty sure if my friends saw the folder now they'd either stop talking to me or laugh so hard they shit themselves
I even have a fap folder now
>>56796191
>girls
>on 4chen /int/
Even if they did exist they'd likely be as autistic as the lot of you
>>56796256
Dim your phone.
>>56796256
Back when /b/ had IDs, along with /pol/ and /soc/, I saw somebody talking about how 4chan was so lame now that you couldn't samefag anymore.
>>56796340
you deserve it for being an animefag
>>56796340
How did they find it? Did you have it open or were they looking through your files? Hide folders in weird directories.
>>56796340
>hitler
>anime
>loli
jesus christ its always canadians
the living stereotype of reddit
fucking off yourself, eh
>>56796340
post contents of moot folder NOW
>>56795648
>Anon how come you knew about the terrorist attack in Belgium before all the news sites did?
>>56796340
>lewd2
DUMP DUMP DUMP
>>56796403
He has the Christmas tree flag, anon.
>um Anon why are my facebook pics from my trip to the beach in this folder called '4chan'?
>>56796340
This is all very haram desu
>>56796361
Good, as long as she's not ugly as fuck, then she'd be the dream gf.
>>56795293
Just say from the olympics
>fairly normie
>only happens every 4 years so it isn't something you do now
>"i have a good memory of stupid shit like that"
>>56796460
lol you're right
still, don't you fucking quote me again.
>>56796420
>Police overhear this and take you in for questioning
>>56796367
still too risky
>>56796420
This is the worst goddamn part, I know so much about things before any news site has picked up on it because of this site it makes it really weird when I discuss it with friends. We know too much too soon
>>56796511
I don't know man. What kind of girl would browse a place like /int/?
Even if she was qt, fuck that everyone here is a terrible person
Wait culture-shame is a thing in 1st world countries? I thought only Americans had to hide their knowledge to avoid being bullied
>>56796400
We were supposed to play C&C generals on lan so they told they'll install it while I take a piss
They were looking to see if I have a porn folder but found my 4chan folder instead
>>56796414
Here you go :^)
>>56796589
El ArgentiANO
>>56796589
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_poppy_syndrome
>>56796420
>know about Ebola crisis months before local media picks it up
>know about Ukraine crisis months before local media cares
>tell parents Russia is going to fuck up Ukraine the moment the Olympics end
>they don't believe me and it happens
>wow anon you're so smart!
y-yeah
>>56796632
Holy shit if I found this on my friends pc he would never get a moments rest from me laughing, I'd call him and laugh at him all day, then I'd sleep and call him and play the recording I made of me laughing all day all night to him
>>56796340
>moot
who?
>>56796583
do you live in ottawa
>>56796664
>browsing 4chan on your phone
for what purpose
>>56796743
>living in arg*ntina
for what purpose
>>56796742
luckily no
>>56796695
>QUICK TURN ON THE NEWS
>there's nothing on
>Over the next few hours a big happening begins to leak onto the news and interrupts normal programming
I-I j-j-just wanted to see the score for the game last night
>>56796452
Its mostly just butt pics anon
>>56796510
>This is all very haram desu
My very religious friends didn't care when they saw half that shit though
>>56796743
Have you never been outside? On a train? In the back of a bus? Waiting for an appointment?
Tfw saving picture from internet on my computer for project while working on project with my partner.
Fap folder opens to save it in
>subfolder is lactating gifs
>The look in her eyes
>she never talked to me again afterwards
>>56796826
Torrism safe (not in Europe)
White people
All weathers and climates
Very high HDI (nice life quality)
Free education and healthcare
No racial tension
No religion tension
Why wouldn't I?
>>56796828
do you know a girl called erin hodge
>>56796737
>>56796862
>see milf thumbnail
>folder is all Loli shit and one milf
You disgust me
>>56796887
I read a book or listen to music in these situations
>why do you know so much about crime committed in sweden anon?
>oh my fucking god anon, what is this site I found on your bookmarks? there's racist comments and naked little girls everywhere wtf?!!
>>56796920
no but if I meet her I'll say an anon in Portugal asked for nudes
>>56796903
>go to save a pic for assignment I'm working on with friend
>int folder opens
>bunch of Germans digging holes in the sand
I'd find a fetish easier to explain than the shit I get from here
>why do you know so much about ISIS and why are you so anti-refugee anon , they are just escaping from warzones!
>>56797009
i have her nudes.
>"Why do you care about gun laws in another country so badly anon? It's getting weird"
>why do you keep asking if we wear shoes to bed?
>Have the Belgian flag in my room because I collect real life flags
>Have about 70 flags overall I got for very cheap online
>The bombing happened yesterday
>Everyone is trying to seem like a good guy and uploads themselves with their fucking flag of belgium photoshopped over their profile picture
>Want to try and make fun of them while also expressing my support
>take my Belgian flag
>put it over my face
>take a picture
>upload to Facebook and make the joke 'I guess I am doing this wrong, maybe the explosion blew the flag off my wall!'
>30 comments in 20 minutes
>had 2 comments in the previous 4 years
>everyone raging and calling me a bastard
>I apologise and deleted my profile
>cannot even fap to facebook when I am lonely now
I don't even like the Belgian flag, I hang Bhutan on my wall
>>56797037
good because I'd probably just scare her away
>Anon what do you mean if we do a eurotrip we won't see it all
>what on earth makes you think Sweden and Portugal are shitholes?
>why the fuck do you wanna visit Åland???? Is that even a country??
>>56797062
My sister asked me this.
I didn't know what to say
>>56797081
I'm not sure what to laugh at more, your attempt at humour or your autistic friends pretending to care about Belgium.
>>56797184
I think a could response would be "It's just said that so many people are losing their lives"
Not only does it answer the question, it also makes you look like a compassionate person.
>>56796933
I actually prefer cakes/older type women
Had an entire folder in the other version of my 4chan folder (which was lost when my oldest HDD broke down)
>>56797230
A good response*
It's just sad*
I don't know how I managed to fuck up my post so badly.
>>56797081
Do you collect them from country's you have visited? That would make it a lot nicer desu
I collect currency. I think I might switch to flags though, something about going to a million countries and having only the fucking euro to show for it is embarrassing
Also you fucked up kek
>>56797184
I just said that I am interested in firearms.
Also, the Netherlands has the worst gun laws in the entire EU, so I could've also said that I was comparing.
>>56795395
This to be honest family
>I shitpost on this Chinese cartoon imageboard called 4chan
>You're so cool, Anon! Make me yours!
Nor that hard desu
>>56797081
I'm sorry, you didn't deserve that.
>>56795856
More like
>Not saving any pics, because it would take too much time to download and upload later
>>56796903
upload some of these gifs please?
>>56797385
>>56796903
Kek
>anon why do you have a folder full of pictures of The Simpsons characters smoking weed
>>56796743
>>browsing 4chan on something other then your phone
W-why? My phone is like touch screen extension for my pc. Use it to shitpost as I look at others shit on my pc.
>>56797407
[ALERT: You have requested NSFW material on a SFW board. Continuing to make these requests will result in all of your posts being ignored in the future. This is your final warning.]
>>56797385
>>56797385
>>56797302
This stupid site made me go from yeah gun ban to voting for more gun rights and confusing my family
>>56797385
Kek
>>56797436
What the fuck is with that? Like thousands of Simpsons pics about weed, what the fuck can you please explain that bullshit to me
>>56797004
>having 4chan bookmarked
Anon please
>>56797065
>The legs on the right one
>>56797471
Ok Please no ban. Also is your post visible to everyone or just me... or are you just a troll
>inb4 underage
I'm 19 I just don't go onto this website very much.
>>56797385
>>56797579
una vela
>>56797602
>get tired of private mode 4chan
>download a seperate browser and use it for 4chan only
>type in any letter in the address bar and millions of threads drop down
Hopefully normies stick to chrome if they ever kick down my door.
Also is there a way to wipe my hdd when I die? I think the shame of a sibling or parent going through my computer after death would resurrect me
>>56797407
>>>/gif/8293423
you can find often threads on /gif/. I quit fapping (no joke)
>>56797579
dos velas
>>56797579
UNA VELA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>56797579
know
leb-anon please post more
>anon what's that folder called 'Picardias' ?
>>56797701
But all those threads would've 404d, why bother with history enabled at all?
>>56796340
I'm pretty sure seing a HDD named Hitler is enough in the first place
>Anon where do you get these funny pics you always attach to e-mails? I never see them on 9gag
>>56797782
Esa foto es a 4 cuadras de mi casa
>>56797768
el AustraliANO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>56797579
lo unico que queda esta noche
es fumancharme
mi alto faso .-
>>56797791
>It's pictures from my home region, Picardia
Easy
>>56797875
now seriously what the fuck happens in that region
>>56795293
>i like to learn other cultures, and i exchange experience with foreign people like me on international imageboard
>Anon why do you know the flag of Nepal are two triangles?
>Anon, why do you know that the swiss flag is actually a rectangle?
>>56797819
Because typing the address sucks, especially when you're here often
I just have the boards I browse as the main tiles and click from there
>>56797841
>holy shit anon these pics are fucking hilarious, this happened like an hour ago how do you have photo shops already??? I can't see it on 9gag
>>56797920
>Really? sounds like fun, what site is it?
>>56797873
che buenos memes
wenossss memessssss
>>56795293
> mom, I am trans-european
>Anon how come you are such an expert on lenght of people around the world?
>Anon, why do you know so much about overweight in the US?
>>56797954
>uuuuhhhh it's.... r-reddit, it's reddit!
>>56797941
>what do you mean the circle on the Bangladesh flag isn't centered
Fucking plebs I swear
>>56795293
>jesus christ anon,why do you have a folder full of fucking flags on your laptop??
true story
>>56796191
i met a girl online that browsed several boards on 4chan
she was pretty cute too desu
>>56797907
Rather boring landscapes and climate, northern accent, used to be mines, supposedly inbred like its top neighbour
I don't know much about it actually
>>56798009
>visit r4chan once
>it's just a board of people viewing 4chan screen caps
Why does that place exist? It's like viewing something through a foggy mirror, why?
What's stranger is that to get these pics there is someone that browses this site, constantly, caps funny posts and goes over there to share it. I'll never understand it.
>>56795395
>lefty
>Anon why do you know so much about crime statistics related to ethnicity?
>>56798059
It all depends which boards
>fit
>int
Masterrace
>>56798095
I guess it's like a window for redditors on 4chan
So they can experience ebin memes while still tipping fedora
>Son, I always knew you were intelligent, but I really don't know when you learned English so well, never saw you studying languages
>>56798095
for redditors that are sacred to visit le darkest place on le internet
>>56798237
this tBh
I tell people browse both left and right sites now for my news, it's a good cover to have breitbart open next to huffingtonpost so people think you're some kind of balanced fair person who likes to get the whole picture from both sides
>>56798237
Well, my good knowledge of english and memes got me a job I can do at home
For once lurking paid off
True story, I befriended 5 people of 4chan irl:
>Anon how did you meet other anon?
F-from world of tanks
>Anon, you seem to know so many people unrelated to your life, how do you know them?
I-I-I know them via via
>>56798237
>>56798306
The English of posters on this site is better than that of my nieghbors and coworkers.
You guys really do impress me when i remember that you guys live in a world of no English and somehow picked it up through video games and shitposting.
Your written English is great but what about your spoken English?
>>56795293
>anon how do you know this much from statistics of all over the world
>how do you know Lithuania has a high suicide rate
I-I've read it s-somewhere online
>>56798421
its a mess desu, im not skilled at all in talking
>>56798421
There is a large discrepancy between my written and spoken english. People never understand why this is the case.
>>56798421
Pronunciation is clearly not perfect, but I try to improve it as much as possible by watching movies and YouTube videos until I get familiar enough. I do the same with all languages I try to learn.
>Why do you think chileans dislike reaggeton?
>>56798421
It's easier to write than speak
>>56795293
>how do you know all this information, like you're always at the computer too
NOT ALL OF US ARE LAZY CUNTS THAT USE INTERNET ONLY FOR FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM YOU FUCK
>>56798421
This is what I've noticed too. The English of the average poster here is amazing compared to the usual Anglosphere "text" you can read on other social websites
>>56798421
>Your written English is great but what about your spoken English?
I have yet to speak with anybody in English. From 0 to 10, how abysmal do you think I sound?
>>56798421
Extremely good since I am an autist fuck who speaks to himself in english.
>>56797654
Don't worry anon, I can see his post too. He's just acting like a faggot.
>>56798645
Read out your post on vocaroo
>>56798421
noooo nooooo, you really don't want to be around people who claims they 'SPEAK ENGLISH THANKS TO VIDEO GAMES AND MOVIES'
you just don't
>>56798612
>monolingual brains
>expression skills
>>56798645
You will have a hard time to find the words you want to say. Writing in english is waaaay more laid back than speaking it.
Have you guys ever made a 4chan related joke in real life without realising the reference is defunct away from 4chan?
>In University earlier this year
>Go to the toilet on my way to a lecture
>Accidentally stand and piss for about 3 minutes because I had 4 bottles of coke that morning
>already running late
>turn up to the lecture late
>it is a mid sized class and the doors are huge so everyone hears me come in
>the lecturer turns to me
>loudly says 'Well.... we're running late today'
>try to say something snappy to get out of it
>say as clearly as I have ever said anything
>'WELL I WAS JUST GIVING THE URINAL AN AUSTRALIAN REACTION FACE!'
>obviously piss is golden so I was giving it a golden face
>think to myself in that moment that nobody would understannd a joke from 4chan
>entire room is silent
>maybe 80 people in silence for a solid 6 seconds
>I shuffle to the front row and sit down
>hear people muttering the words 'austalian' and 'urinal' throughout the class
>stand up 4 minutes early and leave so people won't ask me about it
>lecturer says 'got another australian face to hand out?'
>people giggle
>tfw 4chan poisoned you
>>56798657
This, I even think in english
>>56798762
You should think about leaving islam
>>56798762
I think this is alot more common than you think
>"So yeah anyway I heard there are several victims and ISIS has already claimed it...Anon why are you smiling ?"
>>56798737
Kkkkkeeeeekkkk
>>56798095
I go on /r/4chan because they block 4chan in my school and also the majority of the posts on there are SFW.
>unb4 hurr durr underaged
I'm 18
>>56798805
I don't pray fast or read Qu'ran desu, I still believe in god tho
I guess I'm a theist?
>>56798521
>>56798545
>>56798567
>>56798645
it must be so strange to know a language but not be able to speak it. To be able to read it, write it and listen to it with ease but have issues saying, its such a strange thing.
>>56798657
this sounds like a good idea, slowly letting in words in your thoughts and practicing in your head in everyday life seems like it would be a good help as long as you start off pronouncing everything correctly is all
>>56798612
yeah it really does amaze me when my friends cant spell basic words and then i remember anons here telling me they learned english because a videogame they wanted to play was english so they just started reading the game manual everyday and watching shows until they got it. Fucking amazing
>>56798737
I purposefully didn't go to college/uni so I could avoid this shit happening to me.
>>56798737
cringed hard
>>56798737
>at the gym
>my friend call my other friend a big guy
>shout FOR YOU
Another instance
>bantering with my friends in english (we're all english teachers)
>call my colleague a shitskin (he has darker skin than me)
>they just give me the look
Fuck this place.
>>56798711
You don't want to be around Argies
You just don't.
>>56798737
>Made a goatse reference in real life
>the other guy got it
>turns out to browse 4chan in the old days
>>56798737
Jesus Christ
>>56798737
>>'WELL I WAS JUST GIVING THE URINAL AN AUSTRALIAN REACTION FACE!'
I can't read any further, does it get worse or better?
>>56798861
It's actually pretty shit since i sometimes forget turkish words and go full retard.
>>56798068
nobody replied to you TOP FUCKJING KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>56798737
what are things that never happend
>>56798900
AI ESPIC INGLISH BERY GUD BERY BERY AI TELL SHOU
AI LEARNED TENKS TU VIDEO GEYMS
>>56798929
His professor btfo's him on the way out
>>56798612
the ultimate expression of language is how easily you're able to communicate a message, if they're able to be lax while communicating and having it understood with 100% clarity they have a better grasp of the language than foreigners who are constrained with only being able to communicate in the way they learned
>>56798726
yeah i met a dutch girl who when talking sounded brain dead because she would uhhhh and ummmm for hours before spitting out a simple word but when texting was some kind of shakespeare
>>56798762
thats very interesting
foreign cunts, how many of you
>think in english
>speak more english than native language in daily life
>read more english than native language in daily life (including and excluding 4chan)
>watch more english than native language news/shows
>>56798893
>shout FOR YOU
I have done this too. No one ever gets it.
>>56798935
I have the same, I know have average English vocabulary and average Dutch vocabulary, as opposed to good Dutch vocabulary and shit English vocabulary.
>>56798421
Same as everyone, my pronounciation is shit and my writing is better than anyone I know. I have friends that can barely form a correct sentence but will sound like Brits.
The thing is I read a lot of books in English, watch movies without subs, spend most of my internet time on English speaking websites...but being somewhat of a NEET I don't have anyone to speak English to
>>56799022
>>think in english
>>speak more english than native language in daily life
>>read more english than native language in daily life (including and excluding 4chan)
>>watch more english than native language news/shows
I do all of these, the only time I speak arabic is to ask my mum what she made for lunch
>>56799046
Now*
>>56799022
I do everything in english since turkish sources are pretty shit. Hell i even used to study math and sciences in english.
>>56799010
i always found it strange how people criticized the republicans for speaking at a 5th grade level, theyre able to convey their message in a clear and concise manner but are copping flack for it.
>>56798696
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Si9BfoCxKw
tbqh, I sound like someone with speech impediment or some shit like that
>>56797655
213 bytes
yum
>>56799023
I ask most of my friends if they have seen The Dark Knight Rises, and I ask the ones who have if they remember the plane scene. Not a single one.
It sucks not being able to Banepost in real life. I would show them the scene but it would be weird if it was just me hovering by them, waiting for them to laugh at the cheesy dialogue.
>>56798935
>>56799046
Same here. I now forget the words in Spanish for Journalism, Awkward, Eugenics and other terms that I mainly discuss on the internet. When I have to use them in a real conversation I get stuck in that word for an eternity and receive weird looks.
>>56795418
Yeah but what will you say then? What do you actually learn on /int/?
>I-... uh... KHAN'D!!
>>56799088
so do people in lebanon walk around speaking english or something?
i quite admired the french when i went there because of how well they fought off anglo influence. Tv shows in french, signs in french, books in french. It felt like a whole country still (no offence to other cunts) as opposed to a colony of america.
>>56799022
>think in english
sometimes
>speak more english than native language in daily life
no
>read more english than native language in daily life (including and excluding 4chan)
yes, excluding and including 4chan
>watch more english than native language news/shows
yes
>>56799046
I am Dutch-German bilingual. I sometimes translate words/sentence structure directly into either language. People always think that I'm from some retarded shithole in the netherlands because of this
>>56799023
Do you also have to stop your self from saying shit like nigger, kike or nigga? Because it happens to me way too frequently.
>>56799115
Sounds ok to me, you just need to slow down your words a little on the 0 to 10 part and after.
>>56798935
Same here. I'm quite often thinking in a mix of Bulgarian-English which affects my speech. I often forget what words to use when speaking in Bulgarian, the English version of them poping-up in my head instead, resulting in "ummm"s.
There's another Bulgarian friend with whom we chat literally everyday for quite some time and we're both expressing ourselves in a very mixed Bulgaro-English because of this.
>>56795395
tb'h
Does anyone else have been browsing 4chan for so long that it has influenced them beyond repair?
After I stopped being a shut in, I just copied the 4chan-esque way of communicating by just saying anything that was on my mind, even if that is insulting to someone, or revealing something embarrasing about myself. People think I'm slightly weird because of this.
>>56799199
Nah, english comes third overall, and its mostly people born in the 80s and after that can speak it
People that had a french education also learn english, so anyone that knows french is also bound to be fluent in english, while people that had an english education like myself only learn how to say their name in french
>>56799378
I sometimes try to use > in real life.
>>56798935
>forgetting turkish words
This shit happens to me a fucking lot, but at least i have a reason i guess
>be mhallami turk
>move to germany when 1 years old
>speak arabic in home, german outside
>move back to turkey
>learn turkish
>after years i know turkish 1000x better than arabic
>I even consider myself native-turkish speaker now
>English lessons starts in school
>"duh, pretty easy. Words are very close to german"
>learning English
>forgetting german
>speak arabic with parents and relatives
>speak turkish with brothers and outside
>interested to english songs and movies
>improve English
>starting to think and swear in English
>sometimes, forget turkish meanings of word
>check turkish-english vocabulary for remembering turkish word
Sometimes, i feel pretty awkward tBh
>>56798726
Joking right?
I find speaking much easier. Grammar is fucking hard.
>>56799229
Yes. Or using terms like bullshit, faggot, normie, fuck off, c.uck in formal English conversations. It's a struggle.
Also stopping replies like ">implying that's true". Greentexting has become a new form of thought.
Your brain feels like a mess when you mix all kinds of languages and expressions into your most optimal train of thought but you know you can't express them equally to people and have to "translate" to each person differently. It drains a lot of energy.
>>56798935
>>56799046
>>56799191
Exact same here. I just tell people flat out "I know it's <word> in English but can't remember what is is in German...". Maybe they think I'm from the US or Britain, but then that is fine with me - there are worse places to be from. People who have known me since I was a kid think it's weird, though.
>>56799441
I use the word 'implying' too often ;_;
>>56799496
That's probably because dutch is more closely related to english than estonian. English is bascially a gramatically less complicated version of dutch.
>>56799510
Man i just struggle when I'm talking with a black person not to offend the poor guy. I just want to go "WHATS UP MUH NIGGUH" or "nigger stop"
>>56795293
>Someone walks into my room while I'm browsing
>Have to immediately stop scrolling for fear of them seeing something they shouldn't
>All because you retards can't resist posting smug looking little anime girls like crazy 24/7
>>56799516
I do that and they call me a fucking prick and think I'm trying to show off.
>>56799022
Learned my job in english from a finnish guy. 6 months of specialised english.
>>56799234
t-thanks m9.
>Have multiple bestiality porn tabs open
>Sister walks in to share a funny video she saw
>Quickly flip over to a youtube tab
>tries to grab the mouse
>refuse to take my hand off it
>"I just want to go to the link and show you. Why are you getting so defensive?"
>Let her move the mouse up to the new tab icon
>mere millimetres from a woman sucking off a horse
>She opens the tab, goes to a video of a cat hopping in boxes
>"Isn't it great?"
It was fucking hilarious.
>>56799640
I think I'll just try to move to an English-speaking county when I'm done with university. Problem solved.
>>56799715
If I did that they would just call me racist because I use too much racist words.
>>56796340
What size? My folder of images from 4chan is 3.8GB
>>56799698
Couldn't she read the other tabs' titles?
>>56795293
" I like sports"
>>56799022
Sometimes I think in English (some phrases). When I get drunk I can even start talking in Egnlish with Russians
>>56799378
i kind of like the way greentext has affected me, it allows me to structure thoughts coherently, go from point to point when arguing something or presenting
the only issue id say is like you it kind of removed my filter, ill blurt out shit i know i should have held my tongue for in a work or school environment.
This place got me into /fit/, got me into some great music/games/movies/tv shows, helped me to travel and learn about places before i went there, got me into cycling and hiking. If you know where to browse, this place is a goldmine hiding under tonnes of shit
>>56799604
>Anon, why do you always minimize the tabs when someone comes close
>They think you are watching porn 24/7 when you are actually just shitposting
>>56799715
Knowing languages is a big plus here for your curriculum so it's extra pay even if I don't move. Many Spaniards don't bother to learn languages.
>>56799817
>Many Spaniards don't bother to learn languages.
...not even english?
>>56799594
>he doesnt have a black friend that browses
holy shit my nigga you are missing out
>>56799765
You can't get much out of "woman learns to".
>>56799802
>this place is a goldmine hiding under tonnes of shit
I've learnt more about humanity here than anywhere else.
>>56799760
Around 1GB is just porn though
>>56799817
Its not about turks hating foreign language, they think you flaunt: "ha ha, i know english xd" and thats what people hate, simply egoism
>>56799604
>someone walks into room
>quicklly open google homepage
>anon why are you always just browsing google
>>56799698
how old was your sister
>>56795850
underrated
>>56799802
You hit the nail right on its head. It is way more interesting and interactive than your average Joe that is watching some lame TV-series instead of learning something. 4chan has done more good to me than bad overall.
>It also has gotten me into fit since 4 weeks, a-a-are you me?
>>56799895
Arabs use windows in english?
>>56799875
When I mention 4chan people usually go "Eww that place is the asshole of the internet and it's filled with child porn are you a pedophile?". I fucking hate 9gag for teaching normies 4chan desu. Also my friends who speak english don't give a shit about me shouting nigger but I had a fight with a erasmus student once for calling my friends a sniveling kike.
>>56799868
Nope, and if they do, it's usually not immersive learning so they don't really use it like we do in 4chan. This results in a mediocre level or in forgetting everything after some years.
>>56798737
I took the "how to be an alpha and get laid" advice from 4chan. So I went from the super nice guy that everyone liked (but wasn't getting laid) to a massive asshole that lost all my friends because i was trying to be alpha (still not getting laid)
ha!
>>56799926
i can imagine being seen as kind of a dick if i were to say i know certain words in french but not english to my mates
>>56799893
people who say its a shithole are fools. learnt more here than anywhere else, learnt more about humans in general than i do with my filtered interactions with people outside
>>56799958
26.
>>56799698
>tfw no sister to share funny cat videos with me
>>56799954
>browsing 4chan on the train
>person next to me looks towards my monitor
I always feel uncomfortable as fuck
>>56799971
>using windows in anything other than english
>>56799895
Did you first start browsing in 2014 or just create the folder then?
I started in....2009, I think
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