about time for a new thread lids
>>56793224
edition*
i killed all your friends
every single one of them
word up
>>56793263
no shit you fucking moron you don't need more than 5 minutes of browsing the internet to learn that fact.
Business idea: 100% inheritance tax
>>56793316
now now /brit/ welcomes people of all ages and levels of reading
mckayla
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
>>56793342
was that meant to be some ebin insult? literally the least insulted i've ever felt in my life
>>56793360
>mckayla
I hate that name. Every third girl in my primary school was called that. Fucking generation of parents with no taste in names.
So true
leftists have blamed trump for brussels because he was mean to the poor terrorists
having a poo
fat people should be put in camps
>>56793428
omg its like never been tried!!!!
post some hypetrax so i can exercise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVOVoX-2hoE
Trump speeches are being used in terrorist recruitment videos. This is a fact
doing a post in the wrong thread
>>56793578
i don't even know how they would help recruit
'hey this guy wants to ban us from the us, let's blow ourselves up to show him'
get fucked wayne
get absolutely fucked
black people should be put in camps
gay people should be put in camps
>>56793779
so they can poojab each other and spread their aids?
people should be put in camps
Conscription should be re-enabled
>>56793407
why on earth would you think that's an insult
You're in the wrong /new/ you mongs, Janny will be here soon, scarper.
Business idea: Pass the enabling act
>>56793830
i unironically agree 2bh
>>56793687
ahahaha this really cheered me up
camp people should be put in gays
who ate all the pies? (it was me)
>>56793890
bad lad
fucked a muscle up in the left of my back a bit below and to the right of my armpit or something, hurts like hell when i am trying to exercise
what did I do?
>>56793995
(You) ate all the pies
>>56794151
sounds like you pulled a muscle pham
>>56794206
fuck
eating spagbol with cheddar cheese and naan
morning gentlemen
>>56794574
hate yanks and their hydrib culture
fo
>>56793428
>picture of scandinavian leader with thriving community in the background
Really wish my life was a Michael Mann film las.
Charli could be the other half of the melodramatic romance that ultimately consumes both of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
he's here!!!
>>56793428
>a """""""""""""""""""""""""writer""""""""""""""""""""""""" unironically thought that was a funny and original joke to make in CURRENT YEAR
>>56795112
who?
>>56795317
you!
>>56795365
oh yes i am here ahaha
I want a blonde wife and an aryan daughter so much it hurts
:(
>>56795374
hey x
everyone around me is getting relationships. I need to wake up
>>56795405
yes hello
>>56795398
are you blonde?
BIRD UP
>>56795553
S4 summer of 2000 and never
mate skunk aha
bro kush LOL
http://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/people-are-freaking-out-over-a-story-about-a-woman-pooping-a#.qvW4Bk1a0
women can be disgusting ngl
Lads, would you let your waifu do a poo on you?
lol
>>56795741
na thats gross desu also i dont think anime girls poo
>>56795596
ayy
how long have you cunts been posting in here?
>>56795915
longer than you prick
>>56795915
2 years
>>56795741
has she pooped the question?
>bought bananas in the shop a few days ago
>they're STILL green
never buying 'organic' again
back home from uni lads
what are you even trying to do in this thread
maisie
this is a glasgow service announcement does anybody wanti get aff wae us
I'm gonna marry a Jewish lass, I think my kids deserve the ultimate privilege.
>>56795983
learn to be a smart buyer
scouts should be put in camps
>>56795915
about 2 years
>>/gif/8298179
>>56795983
ram them up your bum while they're still hard
>there's people on /brit/ right now that think muslims and islam are the problem
White people are descended from pigs
http://archive.is/QYJRV
Twitter Removed #StopIslam from Trends, then put it back after turning it Pro-Islam
One of the most powerful weapons these people have is the ability to make it seem like you belong to this fringe minority for expressing popular, common sense views.
Twitter Removed #StopIslam from Trends, then put it back after turning it Pro-Islam
One of the most powerful weapons these people have is the ability to make it seem like you belong to this fringe minority for expressing popular, common sense views
#bringessexhome
Once devoted Muslims carry out their next major strike on America, the Mecca plan should be carried out without hesitation or warning. No Hiroshima class atomic wimp-weapon will do, only the 1,000 times more powerful hydrogen fusion device will work for this important job. To be done correctly, a grid of 9 of our most powerful Hydrogen bombs (3x3, every 12 miles, the black stone at the center) are set off at the surface to be as dirty as possible, rendering the entire region uninhabitable for the next few decades. The strike is then repeated every 5 years or so if any kind of clean-up is attempted. Medina needs one too, to prevent Arabs from declaring the transference of the holy site to the secondary location, but Mecca needs to be thoroughly ‘glassified’.
Muslims will thereby learn by force-feeding that their hateful God (Allah) cannot protect them and is a figment of their collective imagination, and millions will leave the failed cult. Nothing harms an Arab more than humiliation and defeat. They sincerely believe that their most-powerful Allah has promised to protect and preserve Mecca, and so their false faith in the Pagan deity will crumble with the meteorite in the intense heat and pressure of a fusion fireball. Can a billion Moslems worldwide face radioactive glass 5 times a day and still take it seriously, I don’t think so, or at least not over the long term. Cut off the head and the snake will still squirm for a while, but it will soon stop. In addition, by preventing Muslims from -ever- performing one of the pillars (requirements) of Islam, we block their way to paradise, but thereby actually save them from real hell (Islam is hell-on-earth is this life, and brings only sorrow and torment in the next). When the time comes, by all means, Nuke Mecca, …but do it right.
Ethnic group Median total wealth
White British £221,000
Indian £204,000
Pakistani £97,000
Black Caribbean £76,000
Other Asian £50,000
Black African £21,000
Bangladeshi £15,000
>>56796047
i would love to cum inside a jewess with big boobs desu
>>56796047
do it lad, my life is great
>>56796058
what did scouts ever do wrong?
Islamic paki bastards OUT
>>56795915
I was the first person to post in this thread
>>56794574
Haha what a kooky synergy of cultures!
You're madder than a box of frogs my friend! Love it!
>>56795878
Why do Blacks never cut their nails?
>>56796062
>>56795989
fuck you doin mate
>>56796068
kids are back from school
>>56796076
>White British £221,000
fuck off actuall billionaires
>>56796111
there's no synergy it's just all i have to eat :((
>>56796071
why would the jews do this
>>56796074
>Once devoted Muslims carry out their next major strike on America, the Mecca plan should be carried out without hesitation or warning. No Hiroshima class atomic wimp-weapon will do, only the 1,000 times more powerful hydrogen fusion device will work for this important job. To be done correctly, a grid of 9 of our most powerful Hydrogen bombs (3x3, every 12 miles, the black stone at the center) are set off at the surface to be as dirty as possible, rendering the entire region uninhabitable for the next few decades. The strike is then repeated every 5 years or so if any kind of clean-up is attempted. Medina needs one too, to prevent Arabs from declaring the transference of the holy site to the secondary location, but Mecca needs to be thoroughly ‘glassified’.
>Muslims will thereby learn by force-feeding that their hateful God (Allah) cannot protect them and is a figment of their collective imagination, and millions will leave the failed cult. Nothing harms an Arab more than humiliation and defeat. They sincerely believe that their most-powerful Allah has promised to protect and preserve Mecca, and so their false faith in the Pagan deity will crumble with the meteorite in the intense heat and pressure of a fusion fireball. Can a billion Moslems worldwide face radioactive glass 5 times a day and still take it seriously, I don’t think so, or at least not over the long term. Cut off the head and the snake will still squirm for a while, but it will soon stop. In addition, by preventing Muslims from -ever- performing one of the pillars (requirements) of Islam, we block their way to paradise, but thereby actually save them from real hell (Islam is hell-on-earth is this life, and brings only sorrow and torment in the next). When the time comes, by all means, Nuke Mecca, …but do it right.
>Once devoted Muslims carry out their next major strike on America, the Mecca plan should be carried out without hesitation or warning. No Hiroshima class atomic wimp-weapon will do, only the 1,000 times more powerful hydrogen fusion device will work for this important job. To be done correctly, a grid of 9 of our most powerful Hydrogen bombs (3x3, every 12 miles, the black stone at the center) are set off at the surface to be as dirty as possible, rendering the entire region uninhabitable for the next few decades. The strike is then repeated every 5 years or so if any kind of clean-up is attempted. Medina needs one too, to prevent Arabs from declaring the transference of the holy site to the secondary location, but Mecca needs to be thoroughly ‘glassified’.
>Muslims will thereby learn by force-feeding that their hateful God (Allah) cannot protect them and is a figment of their collective imagination, and millions will leave the failed cult. Nothing harms an Arab more than humiliation and defeat. They sincerely believe that their most-powerful Allah has promised to protect and preserve Mecca, and so their false faith in the Pagan deity will crumble with the meteorite in the intense heat and pressure of a fusion fireball. Can a billion Moslems worldwide face radioactive glass 5 times a day and still take it seriously, I don’t think so, or at least not over the long term. Cut off the head and the snake will still squirm for a while, but it will soon stop. In addition, by preventing Muslims from -ever- performing one of the pillars (requirements) of Islam, we block their way to paradise, but thereby actually save them from real hell (Islam is hell-on-earth is this life, and brings only sorrow and torment in the next). When the time comes, by all means, Nuke Mecca, …but do it right.
If they hadn't bothered with 9/11 then the Afghan war wouldn't have happened and the Iraq war might not have happened either and many more muslims would be alive today, quite ironic huh?
Men should pay reparations to Women because of all their crimes
currently wearing my scary pig mask and fantasising about going out and killing muslims while wearing it
Why do beards physically hurt lads?
>>56796073
#freeulster
reminds me I had a dream this morning
Ulster was fighting against the persians in order to control their IPs so that he could post again
i just don't know
There's a filthy pooskin posting under a british flag, pretty disgusting turn of events
Reminder that you are not british and you will be deported within 5 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE_-obgiWm0
>>56796076
lol pathetic
#whitepower
>>56796074
I'll support it on one condition
That my scrot gets front row seats
Pakis in /brit/ trying a new fedora posting tactic lads.
>>56796076
Jews?
>>56796206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDkmlo_oio
>>56796081
what, like cut a hole inside her breasts and then ejaculate inside them?
>>56796183
A bit inconsiderate for him not to shave 2bh
*tips hivemind transducer*
>>56796120
Can't fucking link properly from my phone tbqh
>>>/gif/8298179
hello
>>56796199
thanks for the bennies, bitch
>>56796281
shalom
>>56796272
waheyyyyy you done me there lad
Why are so many women into stupid shit like Reiki, Yoga, Meditation, Tarrot cards, palm reading etc?
>>56796278
Unless it's Sophie I'm not interested
Look at me
The most fashionable trend
Gosha Rubchinsky
This is my best friend
>>56796248
lmao I'm Dead autoplayed when i opened this and assumed they just threw that on it
>>56796278
Not really interested in this tbqh. You'd have to be a bit fucked up to like this sort of thing.
>>56796278
why do people like this
its not even a fetish, its a mental illness
same goes for scat
>>56796302
oi, I'm half jewish but I don't speak Hebrew
>>56796274
What was going through your head when you decided that this was a post worth making?
>>56796322
Sophie?
looks like the midf is using the fedora fallacy again as means of argument and damage control
>>56796314
yoga is solid
My darknet order arrived stealthed with the logo of a fictional charity that I'd never support heh
>>56796314
Yoga isn't stupid
>>56796335
oy vey!
>>56796073
10 days my niqqa
hmm, this pepsi tastes a bit off, it's burning my toungue
>>56796304
My banter has been absolutely outrageous today 2bh
>>56796278
literally lmao'd IRL when Autist in the walking dead gnashed that guys knob
Lads, I would suggest collecting genetic material from a diverse sample of fine bitches.
Pretty soon we could probably just have artificial wombs and combine material and raise ubermensch test tube babies.
Why is there no Civilisation general on /vg/? Is it included in another general?
Back from zumba had a wee chat with a girl so I'm a bit late
>>56796330
This, I can't my head around people who are into feet either
Love a milf though
>>56796338
not brainwaves from the islamic hivemind, thanks to my trusty bacon wrapped tinfoil third eye protector
>>56796359
Lad, if I'm being totally honest with you tbqh (to be quite honest), your banter right there was honestly (desu) absolutely outrageous in all honesty.
>>56796314
They like to think they're on the cutting edge of knowledge the same way the guy sitting behind the driver's seat always knows he's the best driver in the car.
>>56796353
that's not pepsi, that's carbolic acid!
gonna get in to bed and do a post from my phone
feel like i'm about to pass out because i got like 2 hours sleep
>>56796314
they are less logical than men thus more susceptible to magical thinking and groupthink
>>56796384
normie cunt
reminder that Southend-on-Sea is the greatest seaside town in the UK and possibly the world
>>56796377
I think its in 4x games
>>56796342
Yeah her
>>56796390
feet is a disgusting fetish
>>56796328
???
>yoga is solid
doing a jihad
considering taking up phishing again
I don't have anything else to do with my time
>>56796353
don't borrow "pepsi" off your paki mates, you just drank acetone and ahmed will NOT be happy that you've delayed his "chemistry project"
>>56796384
t. Yummy mummy
>>56796348
>>56796345
The non stupid parts of yoga are called "stretching".
>>56796429
>not Blackpool
>>56796390
>mfw some lad tried to sneakily slip his foot fetish into a conversation to feel us all out
>mfw the qt in the group went off about how fucking disgusting feet are and how pathetic and disgusting footfags are
>>56796446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs
cornerstone of meme music
>>56796314
meditation isn't stupid you absolute waste
>>56796451
kill yourself and you don't have to worry about using your time
>>56796449
fuck off dormers/ky
>>56796488
still yoga stretches
>>56796377
4x isn't popular enough it gets created often but dies quickly after like 5 posts
4x and civ used to be included in /gsg/ but they split up and now have no thread kek
>>56796439
Sophie who? GoT Sophie?
>>56796346
ghb lad?
>>56796314
Meditation is genuinely GOAT
>>56796314
Third eye: closed forever
>>56796429
live in southend for a bit
miserable concrete wasteland, just like all brit seaside towns
>>56796488
There's more to it physically than that, good for mobility overall don't knock it
>>56796489
Pull the other one, blackpools dogshit
Here lads I just submitted my 2nd year project in film school check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObvC12uJa6A
>>56796314
DDP Yoga can cure alcoholism and cure being a big fat cripple. Makes me believe in witchcraft tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448
The lush life's given me a rush
>>56796537
Interesting. Very strange as it's such a popular game
>>56796571
Haha true enough mate, did you ever go to the conservation area more towards Leigh and west cliff? It's like a different town. Mental the divide between the estates on one side of the high street and the million pound listed properties on the other
>>56796502
Sort of is desu you might as well just think to yourself
>>56796525
Are you trying to radicalise Poleaboo?
>lad
That's like a verbal fedora
>>56796653
what?
>>56796653
third eye status: crusted
>>56796539
Yeah she does a bit of ballbusting in her spare time, there's a video of it online
some very aristotelian posts ITT
>>56796662
Ironic coming from universally agreed to be the most Reddit country going
Famous for maple syrup, a shit flag and saying the word 'eh'
>>56796621
good tune
>>56796673
You'd get the same benefits from just sitting down and thinking to yourself
>>56796711
Yes
Watch the video at 0.5 speed on YouTube, it might ruin it for you
>>56796662
leaf
>>56796699
Met her last night in a club in Exeter desu
Hello /brit/ ameriblob wants to know if the restaurant called meatliquor is worth visiting
>>56796760
'no'
When a tragedy like Brussels occurs it's very useful to remind people about the atrocities other religions performed hundreds of years ago.
I am almost certain that this attitude will put a stop to both the terrorism, and Islamophobia.
>>56796706
Ironic coming from universally agreed to be the most paki country going
Famous for tea, a shit empire and saying the word 'lad'
>>56796777
Probably not
>>56796141
Go to outdoorhobbies.co.uk and order one. No licence required and should be more useful than a bat in a future dystopian hell/apocalyptic zombie attack type scenario.
But seriously just get one anyway, they are fun to use for shooting targets or maybe some small game and is a nice little hobby. They are proper lethal though so use it properly. The most powerful and modern ones available can be £1000 or more and can take down a fully grown stag deer.
Better yet get your shotgun licence. Not that much hassle really if you can be bothered.
another skyscraper going up in london lads
>>56796829
whats this one going to look like? a fucking toaster?
did anyone used to wear braces here
Doing stuff for our Nige
>''''people'''' that take an interest in weapons
man-children.
>>56796776
really?
what happened?
can you get an std from kissing someone lads
>>56796778
>hmm yes closing my eyes and saying the same word a few times allows you to access a level of thinking beyond the ordinary, God put it in there as a cheat code
>>56796900
fingered her in the smoking area
>This is #1 on BBC News, above the Belgium attacks etc
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35863563/the-dead-water-parks-at-the-heart-of-disney-world-florida
quite a mysterious article, but why is it so popular
new hat posting thread:
>>56796740
>>56796915
>i don't know what meditation is: the post
No veneer in ere
>>56796883
no but i'm 19 and i think i need them since my front tooth decided it should go uneven at this age
>>56796910
mouth herpes I think
>>56796897
>man-children
Yes it's very mature to insult a person based on their perfectly lawful interests.
>>56796247
>implying jews exist in the UK
need some good cinéma to watch
>>56796960
lel
>>56796934
The bbc homepage is constantly filled with non-news articles, and leaves the more important news hidden away. I've had to change to sky news because of that.
>>56796946
Explain it then you Buddhist monk
>>56796883
when we moved to the US my dad got super good dental insurance with his company so I got something on my top jaw that made it wider and something on my bottom jaw that pushed it back and that was supposed to lead up to getting braces
We ended moving back to the UK before that stage of treatment ended and never got braces because the NHS orthodontist thought my teeth were fine
Now, my teeth aren't perfect, but they aren't bad.
>>56796076
Fucking Bangladeshis
Actual useless scum
>>56796996
>you can't hold a negative opinion of it, it's not even illegal!
>>56793332 good post
>>56793304 ok post
>>56797042
a jew stayed across from me when i was a kid, i was kind of friends with them but i remember their mother being extremely overprotective of them, like not letting the kid go a couple streets past their house to a park when he was like 8.
>>56797047
Rubber Johnny
>>56796996
>Even replying
>>56796897
typical neutered brit
>>56796900
She was just there, not sure why she wasn't doing a guest appearance. I just went up to her and said I really liked her in GoT, thought she was attractive and asked for a photo. She said yes and that was that, told her to have a good night and went off and danced
still haven't received my babymetal tickets lads
>Zara Larsson
>born: 16 December 1997
>>56796960
meanwhile they could have spent that time investigating the numerous muslim terror and rape gangs in london
>>56797130
FONT
>>56797159
No fuck off she is not younger than me
Business idea: 150% inheritence tax
>>56797159
>>56797159
nonce
>>56796960
Traitors, the lot of them.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35881689
Good lads
>>56797231 50% superior post
>>56797088
He said lawful not legal you ignorant piece of shit. Holy shit what an embarrassing schoolboy error I bet you don't even have a law degree lmao
>>56797159
>that moment where you watch the footy and realise you're older than a lot of the players
Fucking haunting.
>>56797199
AMMR
So sick of racists claiming that these Islamic terrorists that are killing people in the name of Islam for Islamic State are part of Islam
>>56797199
ok s-sorry
>The Queen celebrates two birthdays - her actual birthday in April and her official birthday in June
greedy cow
>>56797068
meditation allows for a state not otherwise achievable by just "sitting and thinking"
>>56796985
but like, you can get an std from oral sex. so if someone got an std that way could you catch it from them just from kissing them
>>56797244
She'll be a fatty by the time she's 25
>>56796934
The waterparks are abandoned because they have a parasite that attacks the brain in them.
Disney /x/ threads are the best because there are several confirmed Disney employees who post in them.
How many terrorist attacks do you think it will take before Europe considers doing something?
>>56797334
rasheed
>>56797102
just watched it, shit
What happens if the Queen dies on the day of the EU referendum, lads?
>>56797130
do you think she pulled a lad and then had her fanny smashed in?
>>56797338
A spiritual state?
