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Probably couldn't run a mile/out of shape (me) edition
crayon pop
Soyul
>>56792902
It's racist attitudes like this that are destroying america
THICK
*wanks and cries*
What's it like to tell your parents you have a gf lads?
/MercianMasterrace/ report in
>Talk to a girl from Vienna
>Says she's try to explain why molestation is wrong to a "refugee" that was in the process of molesting her
Brainwashing is scary
>>56792874
>Probably couldn't run a mile/out of shape
You guys talk daily about a new crusade on pakis. Surely you're all in prime condition?
Was he tough enough?
Fuck sake lads the yellow fever is back again.
>>56793017
hell yes
>>56792969
>reddit flags
It can be difficult working with people from different ethnic backgrounds.
Click on the first button if you strongly disagree with the statement
Click on the second button if you disagree with the statement
Click on the third button if you are unsure about the statement
Click on the fourth button if you agree with the statement
Click on the fifth button if you strongly agree with the statement
>>56793017
Hell yes he was tough enough
>>56793008
It's almost like /brit/ is different people with different opinions
>>56793065
*closes the tab*
wooooooooooooooow
sorry our PM is bigger and natty
Help me lads
sigh
I'm a 6'7 muay thai expert with a 10 inch dick and 147 IQ.
I'm better than all of you.
>>56792984
>refugees.... they are... more powerful than racism.... we will not let them win...
>*vapes*
>>56793081
It's just the three of us, me
>>56793118
i want to lick his tummy and pecs
>Forcing a stop to one of the best seasons in years so we can watch Woy get destroyed by arrogant krauts
>>56793118
>zorba the greek and ABBA's greatest hits on repeat
ah yes
JC: "I enjoy a good falafel. Hands up those kebab shops that don't serve falafel."
This is real. Actually real.
>>56792937
good post
>>56793212
>implying >you won't destroy Germany
It's coming home, la
>>56793130
bit gay 2bh
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Contrarian opinion:
Non religious pakis/Indians are good lads and generally have quality banter
Ed miliband isn't that bad in hindsight
Trident is too expensive, there are cheaper nuclear options
Nigel farage isn't always right, especially over this Suzanne Evans shit
Yank politics is interesting
>>56793234
What a lad.
>>56793234
kebabs an falafel taste good tho
>>56793196
thats gay
:'(
>>56793234
The best kebab shops do serve falafel desu.
The shitters sell burgers/pizza etc.
Pedo gypo moved in down the street
gonna go down to the fucking barracks tomorrow and have a word with the wankers
>>56793118
>those soft girly love handles
Nah mate Dave is a beast and your PM is a fucking manlet
>uh ee isn't the best crayon pop song
>>56793234
JC:
"I want people to have a salad with their kebab"
>Police making enquiries in the building
>>56793133
>low-class muay thai
>not samurai-tier judo
>>56793292
Agree with all of this
>>56793234
so based
can't wait till he's PM
I'm getting a £2,600 end of year bonus on Friday, lads. What do I spend it on?
Anyone else getting a bonus? Oh wait, you're all NEETs.
>>56793366
Ah yes, I see that you know your Judo well
doing a late dinner
>>56793234
REMOVE
>>56793358
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/712752533522014214?s=09
Everybody ITT read pic. rel. or fuck off desu pham.
>>56793414
Do you work for Aegon by any chance?
>>56793255
Woy will bench Kane and Vardy for his wank material Wellblack.
Lads is £22800 a good salary for a 22 year old?
Wonder what it's like having a bf
>Everybody ITT read pic. rel. or fuck off desu pham.
>>56793441
really changed my perspective this book
>>56793414
Buy a calendar for your boss/payroll department lmao
dump in it in a index tracker.
konichiwa bitches from Beijing to Saigon
>>56793470
Yeah it's decent
https://twitter.com/ScottLimbrick/status/712749043877863426?s=09
>reading books
>>not samurai-tier judo
>>56793470
It depends on how much you plan on pissing it up the wall everyweek on starbucks and lager.
https://trumpstrumpets.wordpress.com/2016/03/23/21/
https://trumpstrumpets.wordpress.com/2016/03/23/21/
https://trumpstrumpets.wordpress.com/2016/03/23/21/
https://trumpstrumpets.wordpress.com/2016/03/23/21/
>>56793470
yes that's better than most peoples
>>56793482
same
Someone please murder me haha
>>56793531
kebabs without the onion/cabbage etc. is shit anyway
>>56793292
>Yank politics is interesting
How is this unpopular? The people in here are obsessed with Trump when they don't even know their own MP.
>>56793128
>communicating with images
keeper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFyhY8WVCm0
>>56793531
based corbz
>>56793292
>Trident is too expensive, there are cheaper nuclear options
You already have the Trident, retard.
>>56793624
The debate is about the replacement, retard.
*thinks about my life*
Hahahaha
Trump is a bit of a wanker desu
>>56793128
Send back 3 laughing with tears of joy emojis. Any more would look desperate, less would look like you're not interested.
Why do these people agree to take part in '24 hours in A & E'? They get a couple hundred quid or something?
>Paul Joseph Watson
>>56793647
Then the /replacement/ is too expensive (it isn't), Trident itself isn't.
Who is your MP lads?
Anti immigrants are genetic failures who need to die out desu.
what's the most depressing part of the UK to live in?
>>56793130
Change of plans, lads
Just saw the grossest fucking titscars every, not gonna have another boner for a week
>>56793718
Caroline Lucas.
>>56793718
Seema Malhotra
Anne 'Just fuck my shit up pham' Milton
>>56793724
rashe ah fuck it
>>56793609
>Belgium hardly has a reputation for being a murderous invading empire
did king leopold and the congo just not happen then
>>56793354
just had a think and can't decide which song is my favourite
>>56793718
Keith Simpson
>>56793041
stop bullying kev
>>56793718
George Osborne
>>56793724
Just shows the contempt the left have for the British working class.
>>56793414
>wage slave acting superior
Gonna be in London for a month this summer, lads, staying around Chancery Lane area. Where should I eat? Where do I go to find the best slags?
>>56793710
The debate is about whether to get the new Trident AS the replacement
>>56793817
>mfw I was anticipating this
>>56793624
It needs replacing in the next few years and the vote is gonna happen in 2016, the debate is on wether we should renew it or replace it with something cheaper
Don't be a condescending twat when you don't know the basic facts that's yank behaviour
>>56793718
Jeremy Corbyn
>>56793718
John Bercow
>>56793736
Whom to they belong to? Isabella?
>>56793785
long time ago senpai, he's talking about the modern age I think that's quite clear
Although I immediately had the same thought as you and dismissed it because it's not relevant
>>56793826
Eat at nandos. Plenty of black slags in there as well.
>When you ask if she'd be up for a second date and she replies with "sorry but no thankyou"
would rather have just not had a reply if I'm honest
>>56793718
Literally nick clegg kek
Voted for him too (it was a close race between labour and lib Dems)
the gf
g'day m8s
>>56793918
>voting for nick clegg
Spotted the cuck
>>56793907
I'm not racist, but I prefer non-black women.
>>56793950
>labour are better than the lib Dems
Spotted the cuck
>>56793724
Surely a similar sentiment could apply to all the niggers blaming whitey? Although I doubt the person who made that poster would like that.
>>56793925
Nice one, lad
I'd sniff her, no lie
>>56793976
Labour atleast actually stand for something
>>56793732
all of them
>>56793072
>yfw Nige brings you to a local deli to talk shop and hammer out a deal and it turns out it's neither kosher nor halal
>>56793956
What's wrong with black women?
Racist.
>>56793718
Enoch Powell
>>56793976
Labour at least stand for something, even if they're completely wrong.
>>56793923
I drew this
>>56794002
Yeah mass immigration lol
>>56793234
B A S E D
>>56794023
what am i looking at here, in that photo?
Tony Blair wants open borders but not for himself.
You cannot park outside his house. You cannot walk freely in the area
He enjoys more personal protection than the Queen of England and David Cameron
Here is a picture of his house in Paddington. It is protected by two police snipers, ten police officers carrying Sig Sauer assault rifles, handguns and H&K MP5's
This is at the taxpayer's expense and is permanent, whether he is there or not
>>56794023
Nothing--I just don't find them attractive, is all.
>>56793449
Na, a bank.
>>56794043
>Labour at least stand for something
islam?
>>56793976
Anything is better than the Lib Dems.
>>56793785
>the congo
Ah yes the famous Muslim land where people are 90% Christian
>>56794098
RBS or LBG?
>>56794088
Yes all former PMs get security
literally a non-controversy
Wish somebody loved me :'(
Luciana
>>56793414
Work for waitrose mate, get a nice tidy bonus at the end of the year, much more than 2.6k seeing as it works out to just over 10% of my annual wage.
>>56794043
>>56794002
Yeah isis stand for something too, reckon those bombers in Belgium the strongly stood for something as well
Being dogmatic and passionate about terrible things doesn't make you good
>>56794055
good lad
>>56794067
Nah that's Cameron.
doing a post in the right thread
>>56794146
Who said they were good then, cunt?
>tfw you remember that the GOAT government (the Coalition) no longer exists
Just done a whoopsie on the floor, lads.
>>56793470
Outside London it's not bad.
BUILD THAT WALL
NIGE 2020
BUILD THAT WALL
NIGE 2020
BUILD THAT WALL
>>56794192
>tories + anything
>GOAT
paedophile please
>>56794143
Waitrose check out staff earn more than £26k?
Willy's gone hard again lads. Dialing 111
>>56793826
>london
ugh
>>56794088
kek I just checked and most of that street is excluded from Google street view as well. What a massive cunt.
I wish I was fucking dead.
>>56794295
Certainly not when I worked there, wouldn't have left if they did
>>56793852
Don't see why sub-launched Tomahawks won't do desu.
>cancel flight to brussels
>refund can take up to 6 weeks
>>56794275
>>56794309
you need more than ONE (1) seat to do that m8
Reading about how you're all consumerist drones.
>>56794295
Management, plus I do at leat 15 hours overtime every week.
I wish I was fucking alive.
maisie
>>56794275
not smart
you would need something like this >>56794309
>>56794280
>Labour
Willy's gone soft again lads. Dialing 111
>>56794416
pls b in bilbao
>>56794436
>english parties
>>56794416
you know she's been blacked right?
>>56794143
Tesco pays me way too much money.
>>56794363
Not sure how easy it is to retrofit nuclear warheads on them 2bh
>>56794428
You don't report a fire in a fireplace lad.
Sad as it is, noone is shocked by famine in Africa/ terrorist bombings/ shootings in the Middle-East etc
>>56794458
not on the mainland, sorry darling x
>>56794474
`no`
>>56794474
>ywn see her get blacked by several African bulls
>>56794470
Watch it jock
Just done a massive poo lads, problem was that I had to wipe loads
Hate those ones
>>56794470
>SNP
Literally the Tories + Labour's attitude to immigration
They'll still smash the Scottish Parliament elections though desu so good times ahead for you I guess
>>56792874
Who /feet/ here?
I was literally in my local Paki shop this morning standing next to a Muslim guy who was holding a huge fucking butcher knife the woman behind the till gave him. He was trying to open a box of carrier bags or something, but still given the current climate a lucky escape for me there I think.
>>56794552
Any blood?
>>56794428
woah, europe reports european news? whowuddathunk it
>>56794552
should have used my tongue
>>56794575
I was in a corner shop once that could have been me
>>56794416
I'd kiss her on the lips any day
>>56794573
got 2 m8
>>56794575
Praying for you anon
>I'd kiss her on the lips any day
bought an antique typewriter yesterday
>>56794428
It's the difference between some junkie getting stabbed in an alleyway and the president of a major country getting assassinated, one is big news, the other isn't
#WhiteGirlsAreMagic
>>56794587
Nah man, just a lot of shit
>people ACTUALLY vote labour
wew
>>56794739
enjoy the simplicity of this image very much so
Incompetence or fear of being called racist lads?
>>56794317
No choice, lad. I'm there for work.
>>56794802
A bit of both
Margaret Thacher tongues my anus.
>>56794802
it's 2016 m8, muslims should be allowed to blew up what they want
>>56794634
so would i desu
>>people ACTUALLY vote labour
>wew
having it away
>>56794802
Christ, it used to be a joke to me even a year ago but now I earnestly believe that the best thing Europe can do to stabilize this shitshow is let Russia invade Turkey and give Constantinople back to Greece. Those roaches should not be on the European mainland.
>>56794770
Nice one la
If I have to wipe and wipe and wipe I rub the not shit covered parts dry and get a bit of blood on the tp
>>56794870
You filthy graverobber
oy vey, its 2016 and some of you goyim arent enjoying living in a multicultural society? get outta here you racist bigots!
>>56794881
how's fuertaventura?
Someone call me Rorke
>>56794925
>turkey are to blame for belgium's failure
Kek. Get out you obese cunt
>>56794772
>cummins
wew lad
>>56794964
it's alri so far i guess, haven't really done much yet
bit of a rundown shithole (like all of spain)
oi ya fookin lil wankars
about time for a cheeky spliff lads
Might ask a girl to move in with me.
>>56794772
Fair play to Jez on the new suit Tbf, he's looking dapper
>Someone call me Rorke
>>56794926
Yeah had that a few times man, not nice
>>56794981
rasheed
honestly fuck off
>>56794925
Turkey are actually the ones who aren't incompetent here though.
They arrested the guy for trying to start shit in Turkey and deported him back to Belgium telling them he was a terrorist. Belgium could have locked him up on that.
essex
dishonestly fuck on
>>56795045
looks like a £100 m&s one ngl
>>56795051
that's not what i said to do
are you illiterate or something?
>>56794488
I'm sure we could develop our own sub-launched missiles better than slow old Tomahawks to launch from existing Astute subs. The Isrealis manage it on a smaller budget than ours. We could ave more of the excellent Astute subs too if we're not builbding replacement boomers.
Post your /timesavers/ lads
>piss whilst doing my teeth
>piss in the shower
that's all I got ngl
gonna ask out the oneitis tomorrow lads
>>56795068
Manchester
Interesting development
>about time for a cheeky spliff lads
>>56795093
You'd know you grubby little oik
>>56795070
why use scotland and not madrid
The gf
>>56795068
mentioned
>>56795028
Give us a hit then la
>>56795135
>>56794918
really poorly executed hat images. Christ....
>>56795127
Wank whilst crying
Cuts my morning routine in half
>>56795136
yeah reminds me of the one i got for my year 11 prom haha
>>56795146
Wasn't the Madrid train bombing the basque or someone?
>>56795133
I saw a result where leave was winning recently.
>>56795022
I was in corralejo a few years ago. There were a lot of decent restaurants on the sea front at night, but the centre was very tacky.
It was always windy as well. Like get a constant beej
i dont know much
but i know i love you
Islam is now a race
>>56795192
Very smart laddo.
need a zoella gf
>>56795239
racist
>>56795219
>british education
>>56795226
>corralejo
think this is where i am
town seemed kinda alri when we went for food, will go to the sea front tomorrow to check that though
yeah it feels colder than england here, been wearing jeans and a hoodie all day
>really poorly executed hat images. Christ....
>>56795239
>underwear bomber
I forgot about that one, kek
Poleaboo hasn't applied to a job in quite some time
Not sure why he still expects his circumstances to change anytime soon
Any of you lads go on seeking arrangement?
>>56795271
will you share?
>>56795022
Looked at going a few weeks ago but on Google street view looks like just an arid rock. Is there anythign good there?
islam literally means SUBMISSION
Just put a different aftershave in my oil burner, comme des garçons black. It's a very heavy smell tbqhwy. Smells like a church.
I <3 u
Take a shit into a condom, but it in the freezer for 24 hours, take it out of the freezer and insert back into rectum.
>>56795249
Our boys doing God's work. At times like these it's important to not let hatred divide us. After all, that's exactly what ISIS would want.
>>56795063
>>56794997
The problem is that it's too easy on a logistical level to go from Turkey to any other country in Europe. The Bosphorus should seperate Greece and Turkey, Turkey should be confined to Asia Minor. Even a small stretch like that would cut migration heavily. Even if it's not Turkey's fault in this instance, the potential for migration of radicals is too considerable when the space between Christianity and Islam is a border station. The conflict between Europe and Islam will never end.
>>56795319
Poleaboo do you know any drugdealers?
>>56795249
Could a good lawyer get you off on caught based on it being impossible to incite racial hatred seeing as muslims aren't a race?
>>56795292
That happened after I had left school, was just going off vague memories
And I wasn't that far off, ETA committed 10 terrorist attacks in Spain that year
>>56795373
The problem is you're fucking thick.
>>56795249
Didn't he say himself that it was a joke
Don't genuinely believe anyone would have the gall to do that
>>56795319
kill yourself
I wish Arabia would get turned into glass tbqh
Nothing leaves you feeling more dead inside than finishing a good series.
>>56795376
Poleaboo knows no one but his mum, dad and siblings
>>56795341
yeah my impression so far is that it's a rock with loads of shitty villa types places built, half of them are abandoned and then the towns are typical spanish places, bunch of restaurants, shitty supermarkets, etc.
drove through some park which was covered in white sand, taxi driver said that was bought over from the sahara because that's only like 60 miles away
>"I'll have you know that most terrorists aren't even muslim"
See a lot of lefties saying this, is it even true?
There's the odd christian bombing in NI but apart from that?
There's daily muslim terrorist attacks in the middle east.
fuck niggers
>>56795271
>that melt she's with gets to tag her every night and make trillions off of fucking YouTube
Infuriating
>>56795249
Words and their definitions don't mean anything any more. If they want to arrest you they will. 1984 is coming lads. Arm yourselves and get ready for civil war.
>>56795412
Rasheed
>>56795460
but I'm in a relationship
>>56795427
You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass!
>>56795319
reporting you to the dwp
>>56795439
but you seem to go and meet old friends every week :\
>>56795455
plenty of trump supporters blowing up abortion clinics
>>56795455
>is it even true?
no
>>56795455
>"terroist" attack
want this meme to die
It's just a natural response to fucking abroad
Is it #NationalPuppyDay in Britland today?
It's #NationalPuppyDay in the States
I love #NationalPuppyDay desu
>>56795440
Why are you in fuertaventura
You on a working class holiday or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VybWkpt_3Jo
Feel as though I've reached a post post ironic stage in my brit career
>>56795486
1984 was 32 years ago
>>56795455
Just another leftshit deflection because they can't face their cognitive dissonance.
>you have more chance of being killed by a lawnmower/bowling ball/falling TV therefore islam is alright!
>>56795531
nah, there was just the one sex-offender from high school who I bumped into on the street and exchanged whatsapp messages with before ignoring after feeling like he was taking the piss
>>56795455
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_designated_terrorist_groups
>>56795455
Yeah I think it is technically true, based on certain polls
Think the most common terrorists are nationalists in certain countries, or something like that
>>56795486
>arm yourself
With what? My cricket bat got confiscated because I didn't renew the tax disk
>>56795561
Brain gets it la
>>56795455
It's true in certain countries but on a global basis I think the muslim attacks outnumber all others by a factor of 5 or something
>>56795455
Factually incorrect. It's a classic regurgitated lie that that hope you don't call them on. Like pointing to the Crusades as evidence that Christians are just as bad as Muslims, not knowing that the Crusades were defence against muslims.
Had one lefty last night tell me that Christians are worse than muslims because Christians once went to Nanking in Japan and raped all the Japanese. Couldn't stop laughing for about a half hour.
My dad retired today. Should probably get on with moving out.
Would you let your waifu do a poo on you?
reckon I'm a shoo in for this McJob tho tbf
>>56795594
fuck off stormweenie
how about all the wars and other attrocities the west has commited?
>b-b-but it's alright when we do it!
>>56795607
>not listing the US government or UK government
>>56795554
i've got easter off for uni and the senpai asked if i wanted to go with them on holiday because i haven't been for a couple of years
kinda regretting my decision but oh well
>>56795503
FONT
>>56795440
I'm trying to think of a funny anecdote from my time there, but not much happened 2bh, it was just alri
I remember rolling down some sand dunes and wandering onto a nude beach. There were also lots of cockroaches about the streets at night.
>>56795668
don't even know what this means
>>56795663
hello noam
>>56795633
yes, as long as you ignore the US and other western nations
i am gonna suicide bomb london tomorrow if this post wont get at least 3 (you)s
>>56795663
PAKI CUNT
A
K
I
>>56795659
Did you talk about drinking Paddy McGuinness under the table?
HATE rasheeds lads, absolutely HATE them
>>56795689
>There were also lots of cockroaches about the streets at night
where they walking around saying looky looky
>>56795455
Well since Islam is a religion of peace and any "muslim" terrorist groups aren't real muslims there are no muslim terrorist groups.
>>56795663
>we did bad things therefore islamic terrorists don't exist
Ahh yes
>>56795561
>liberal
>authoritarian
what
>>56795582
saving all this world class oc m8
the founder of islam was a terrorist peadophile murdering rapist, if he was around today he would join ISIS ASAP
*post that really makes you think*
can't really appreciate how small women are rom their photos
aah yes aah yes
>>56795720
PIG SKIN
I
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S
K
I
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doing a think
we should explode nukes full of pig blood all over the fucking middle cunting shithole east, and drop a million dead pigs on that black cube before roasting it in a giant BBQ, fucking muslim bastards
>>56795800
nothing wrong with pigs lad, they're very intelligent, and delicious
I did 3 wanks already and its only 3:30pm.
>>56795737
>Islamic "terrorists" exist therefore the big things we do don't count
>fuck off stormweenie
>how about all the wars and other attrocities the west has commited?
Reminder that Poleaboo said he would kill someone for being white and tall if he could 100% guaranteed get away with it.
>>56795839
But pigs are smart
Not like those shit heads
>>56795708
You mean the countries that very rarely have terrorist attacks?
>>56795665
Fair
Make the most of the time you have with your senpai, my dad's kicked the bucket and I wish I had the opportunity to speak to him again
>we should explode nukes full of pig blood all over the fucking middle cunting shithole east, and drop a million dead pigs on that black cube before roasting it in a giant BBQ, fucking muslim bastards
>>56795800
You cannot racially insult a white person when your skin is literally the same colour as a smelly poo
>we should explode nukes full of pig blood all over the fucking middle cunting shithole east, and drop a million dead pigs on that black cube before roasting it in a giant BBQ, fucking muslim bastards
>>56795848
>the big things like stopping slavery on a global scale by force
unironically cannot stop watching this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4HCZe-tew
http://archive.is/QYJRV
Twitter Removed #StopIslam from Trends, then put it back after turning it Pro-Islam
One of the most powerful weapons these people have is the ability to make it seem like you belong to this fringe minority for expressing popular, common sense views.
Twitter Removed #StopIslam from Trends, then put it back after turning it Pro-Islam
One of the most powerful weapons these people have is the ability to make it seem like you belong to this fringe minority for expressing popular, common sense views.
>>56795867
I am personally very offended by his hateful rhetoric towards me and I demand reparations
>>56795886
Chaim is just mad because hed get caught in the cross fire.
Sorry, Bagel boy, your ass is toasted.
why is it not terrorism when the west killed over 1 million Iraqis?
>>56795886
enjoy getting stabbed by a palestinian ape
>>56795839
*hires you as foreign secretary*
social media has ruined society
>>56795879
you mean the countries that regularly bomb other countries?
>>56795886
I used to be edgy, bloody good thing that tumblr/ facebook weren't big then.
Did have an embarassing bebo to delete the other year though heh
Good thread
>>8298179
>>56793224
>>56793224
>>56793224
we're all in here lads
>>56795952
The west was only responsible for a tiny fraction of that 1 million, the vast majority were committed by other Iraqis
>>56795969
Society was already pretty shit but you're still correct. It made virtue signalling into something that can actually affect the world.
>>56795455
No it's complete bullshit. I saw a list posted on another board that showed Islamic terror attacks are the highest. Wish I'd have saved it.
>>56795952
99% of them were killed by other muslims LOL
>>56795896
You cannot be proud as a "white" "person" when your skin is literally the same colour as a shit eating disgusting pig
>>56795952
>we
Don't remember voting alongside Blair
>>56795970
You mean the countries that regularly bomb terrorists and murderous regimes?
>>56795612
Crossbows are legal, lad. Buy it online and have it delivered to your door.
>>56796085
are they actually?
>>56796141
Better get a high-tension one with heavy lead tips on the bolts, if you're going to be filled with hundreds of rounds of lead before your missile reaches the target, might as well be sure it'll go through light armor.
