Pick a name.
Pick a colour.
Pick a country.
>>56792783
Trumpire
Blue
Eastern US in the Philly/NYC area
>>56792783
Islamic State
Iraq
Purple
>>56792783
FuhrerJeff
Teal
Germany
>>56792783
>>56792957
can i change to Cairo, for capital bonus?
>>56792783
>dark red
>Arctic Jimmy Rustlers
>Start at the city in Central Canada
>>56792783
>Amandla
>Brown
>South Africa (at the capital)
Ireland
any color
OP where are you
>>56792783
>>56793587
is Op kill?
likely waiting on one more
KUM BAK OPEE FUQQ
>>56793782
we have six
Is OP kill?
If not...
> Turkey
> Mustafa
> Whatever color
>>56792783
Polish Reich
Light Blue
Poland
OP hasn't replied for 20 minutes. Pretty safe to say this is a troll thread.
does anyone want to op
Fuck this i'm not being fucked out of a game
>>56794651
move west to france
>>56794651
AHHHHH roll to take ove Ireland and England
>>56794651
North of the Black Sea
Kievan Rus
Pink
>>56794651
Japan
Yellow
Japan
>>56794651
northeast to damascus spill saudi
>>56794651
>any colour
>CSA
>richmond
>>56794651
>>56794774
forgot to add my +5 bonus in name
>>56794651
Newfoundland Republic
pink
Newfoundland, Canada
>>56794651
Take Istambul, expand east to the capital
>>56794740
alliance?
>>56794848
trip
>>56794930
No.
>>56794917
oops, here's trip
>>56794651
>Any color
>Australia
>Australia
>>56794869
Shall we sign an alliance for conquering the world?
>>56794651
Expand towards the capital on the east coast
>>56795081
yes but please leave me saudia arabia
>>56794920
do you mean west
>>56795208
no he means take istanbul and then go to damascus
>>56795208
mm no, take Istambul then move east towards Caspian sea
>>56795191
mm, if you take Dubai bonus can I take Jerusalem one?
>>56795360
that was my idea
then i expand into africa?
>>56794651
>Peru
>Pink
>Peru
>>56795465
Actually looks like all colours have been taken, I think this map seems big enough to warrant an exception? I'll take any colour.
>>56794848
>>56794917
>>56794935
>>56794967
>>56794968
>>56795465
sorry /B/ros we're full, there a risk on /pol
>>56795406
Yes, that's the idea. I will expand east but may changfe my strategy depending on Europe players. Try to take the single greek island in case we need to defend middle east
>>56794651
Roll
More poland
>>56795551
Could you link it? Can't find it.
>>56795625
it's at the top of this bread
>>56795625
you can always op a new one
>>56795666
Oh thanks.
>>56795666
trips
>>56795551
seems like trumpire dropped out, can i take his place?
>>56795883
next roll, if he's not in you can have his land
>>56795914
wew ok, imma change the nation's name to the Maritime Republic
unsure where trumpire has gone but there's alot of people joining so im ceding his land to >>56795883
>>56796153
Moar France
>>56796153
Take more land in Poland, towards the Baltic sea
>>56796153
Continue expanding towards the capital
>>56796153
Take Jordania bonus and move from Turkey to Iran bonus (under Caspian sea)
>>56796153
Take fiji and hawaii spills korea
>>56796153
east to UAE
>>56796153
fanks m8, surround the capitol just south of me t b h
>>56796153
>>56796233
Fill Poland to match it's borders, and put the rest towards the baltics
>>56796277
Spills move east
>>56796288
NAP?
>>56796211
>>56796233
>>56796277
>>56796288
>>56796153
Added bonus. Take that other capital (Moscow?) and then march to the black sea.
>all these dubs
kill me faм
>>56796357
Sure
>>56796153
alot of alliances being made in the last round
>>56796837
head south to bay of biscay for the glory of the 4th reich
>>56796837
take uae, fill saudi
>>56796837
Fill korea. Take Fiji. Spills to taiwan into china
>>56796837
Attack Poland.
>>56796837
Head to kazajstan bonus then expand to India
>>56796982
>>56796837
Direct advance on his capital, btw.
>>56796837
Head to Sweden and take Stockholm, then fill more Swedish and Norwegian territory
>>56796837
wew lads, fill north-east desu
>>56797075
Cancel this roll
Now resist pink
>>56796837
beginning of a war in eastern europe
>>56797439
Seize Polish Capital
>>56797439
take london for the glory of hitler and then push down into spain
>>56797439
fill saudi spill west to libyan port
>>56797439
Same strategy
>>56797001
>>56797439
Take Kievan capital
>>56797439
is there any space for me?
Any color
The Horde
Morocco
>>56797544
blessed by the dubs god
>>56797582
You could take Red, he seems afk.
>>56797599
Nice dubs!! HAHAHA
God is with us tonight
>>56797439
Take Fiji and Beijing. Spills to taiwan into south china
>>56797658
Excuse me? have the niggers start near trump? are you insane?
>>56797708
Start building walls, bro
>>56797439
desu surround the capitol north of me and keep moving towards Newfoundland
also, my autisms acting up, mind changing my nation name to Maritime Republic on the pic?
>>56797676
Pali
>>56797775
>>56797439
oops, forgot bonus
>>56797439
Sorry. Got distracted.
Claim the capital and move north to the next one
>>56797676
Do palis count?
>>56797439
Give me South America please.
>>56797974
Whatever colour's left.
Roll to expand.
>>56797439
The war in Europe continues
>>56798174
go through gulf of aden and take ethiopian capital
>>56797925
please expand into south america if you want to avoid a confrontation
>>56798174
Double roll from
>>56797974
>>56798025
Continue expanding.
(South America - Brazil. I'm a girl btw :3)
>>56798174
noice, ok, fill everything east, and dont forget about that little bit of Rhode Island you forgot
if there's any left, spill south
>>56798174
I should have decimated him. He rolled a 1, and with his bonus that gives him 10 territory gain total.
I rolled a 7, with +10 bonus. That should have given me 30 gain total. What's going on here?
Seize his capital again.
>>56798174
Fill India
>>56798235
there are no spots left, you can take control of an afk player though (maybe?)
>>56798174
Attack Pink
>>56798174
Take taiwan and spread to vietnamese capital
>>56798174
you could at least answer the questions people are asking you
>nope no room
k thanks bro
>don't mention it
>>56798228
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>>56798250
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>>56798228
>take ethiopian capital
i guess we're at war then :^)
>>56798228
>avoid a confrontation
You're the one that just annexed one of my capitals
>>56798174
Reclaim my capital and expand towards the one in the west
>>56798274
I'm sure OP can just add another colour.
And maybe respond to my posts?
>>56798367
it's enough work as is
>>56798174
I don't think I can op anymore, My computers just overheated and this is from my phone
>>56798333
>333
Glorious trips (and glorious NUKE)
>>56798400
Then stop playing?
>>56798414
haha okay i'll stop attacking you and take north africa
>>56798458
for the op, that is
>>56798514
Yeah. Stop playing then and let others have a go?
I guess GG
>>56798542
retard i am playing the game
you stop posting here or learn to read
you can control red
>>56798174
Argentina
Any color
Whitetopia
>>56798304
If you want to op you can add yourself in bit my computer is dead
>>56798581
You said it's tough on OP.
I said I wanted to join.
You refuse to stop playing and are making it harder on OP.
I think you're just an angry white American with a tiny cock tbhf
>>56798615
oh for the love of....Anyone going to host a game?
>>56798642
why are you talking to him and not OP?
>>56798581
Look what you did.
>>56798615
Cheers for ruining the game, faggot.
>>56798642
2bqh you are illiterate
adding more than the maximum players will make it difficult for OP to update in a timely manner
OP said that the game is full and you keep spamming rolls and asking to join
>>56798615
rip, well thanks for hosting
anyone with new thread?
>>56798720
So I asked you to stop playing.
To which you said no, but then complain that I'm making it harder when you're just raging about how it's going to make it harder for OP.
Lrn2read
Fuck that.
I'll be hosting in ONE HOUR. I will be using THIS MAP. If you don't like it, you can either suck my Kievan dick, or post your own preferred map with a short reason as to why you'd rather I use that one.
Yes, I will be playing.
You people are fucking children, but I want a game and so we will have one.
>>56798778
lol i bet some1 reports u
>>56798778
No fucking clue why the map didn't post.
>>56798778
thanks senpai
claiming a spot
>>56798769
are you really this dumb?
>>56798718
Shit I didn't realise someone in another country could overheat my computer
>>56798764
It was fun while I oped
>>56798778
Thanks for carrying on the risk
>>56798778
You sir are my hero. I will play on your map
>>56798837
>are you really this dumb?
No but I think you are.
>>56798844
lmao
>>56798821
nice map bro can't wait to play
>>56798821
oh ew. how about his one?
>bonuses ensure people expand fast enough to get to the action before people get bored.
>easier on the OP as you can tell them to keep track of their bonuses as the bonuses are easy to keep track of.
>Bigger
>victory not dependent on where you start.
>>56798235
>>56798309
>>56798367
>>56798458
>>56798542
>>56798642
>>56798718
>>56798769
>>56798819
>>56798870
Fuck you can tell it's spring break
Have you ever hosted a risk game, it's hard as fuck and faggots like you don't help by saying you want to join a full game and then demand a double roll and that another player leaves, don't be fucking childish when someone tells you the truth
Also tits or gtfo
>>56798821
hot damn this looks fun
i love garrison mechanics
>>56799040
Those are some pretty hot arguments, but I actually have a personal hatred of the creator of that map, so you will need supporters before I bring myself to use that atrocity, that crime against MS Paint.
T-Minus 50 mins to Gaem. I apologize for the wait, I was making food when OP's computer shit the bed. I will post a link in this thread, so please watch your clock and reload this page when the time comes.
>>56799040
very few tiles desu, seems a lot less fun than
>>56798821
IMO
ayy set an alarm so i can make food. see you in 50
How long have all ya been doing this risk thing?
i'v only done it for about a month
>>56799072
Calm down.
>>56799331
4 years
>>56799381
Thought not
>>56799187
all of that plus.... all the rules of the one you posted are cut in half... I can't read it so i can't understand it.
>>56799436
He says, responding.
Tossing this into the mix if anyone wants it.
>>56799487
Hey bro
>>56799383
4 years? man thats a long time. have you seen new maps come into play? or are they more or less the same maps?
>>56799331
maybe a year, I've hosted three games and played several maps
>>56799534
is hosting hard? I want to try but i'm fucking dumb
>>56799526
There have been hundreds of maps, nearing a thousand probably. TC's archive have a majority of them but are still missing a lot of the ones Mado had prior.
>>56799564
With the right set up, not really.
It's just a matter of keeping track of what people want and their bonuses and rolls.
>>56799522
How's it going buddy
>>56799602
It's good. I had a nuke this game but OP's PC died.
>>56799564
It's hard if you have maps with bonuses otherwise you take the roll number and convert it into tiles, counting for larger gets is a pain but still fun if you play
>>56799668
yeah, okay i'll give it a try some time
>>56799639
That's unfortunate. If anything seeing as how everyone's waiting on a game, I might take it upon myself to host this map here>>56798821. Been a good while since I've done Risk.
>>56799773
I counter that map with my new favorite.
>>56799809
I fucking love this map. it just feels right
How long until the next one?
>>56799864
about 30 mins
>>56799809
just, no.
can we just play risk? ive no desire to have a politics simulator on a board that what i have europa universalis for.
>>56799773
Aw sheit, it's the fuckin' Legion.
>>56799809
And Manisk, goddamn.
That map is pretty fuckin' gorgeous, might run that one instead.
>>56799864
Approx. 30 mins, maybe less. Depends how fast these lambchops cook.
>>56799903
I would really encourage you to OP your own map. People are really coming out in favor of these diplo maps, and I definitely prefer them too.
>>56799809
That's a good one I haven't seen yet. I like the idea of having different diplomatic status' in a game, but I notice that people normally play more straight forward and forget about all that stuff. Also for familiarity sake, if I host I'm probably just going to do the other one.
I put yours in my folder though so I'll be hosting it eventually.
>>56799809
Gonna vote no on this one. Denunciaton is not a good mechanic
>>56800068
....uuuuughhh the rules are so needlessly complex!
also, i don't want people to shit post about how slow im updating... shit's hard to keep track of on simple maps i can't imagine doing your maps...
>>56800068
Hey bro
>>56800081
It's like a week old and I did not make it.
>>56800147
It actually was interesting and worked quite well in game.
>>56800188
>about how slow im updating
The map isn't meant for every OP. If you can't do that map in 10-15 minutes you just shouldn't OP it
>>56800068
How goes it friend. It seems that there's a split decision on what map to host, how about I host the one you posted and you can take the one Manisk provided?
Or if you just want to host that's fine too, rolling for 2 games can get complicated I know. I just want to play some fockin Risk!
>>56800271
i cant do any map in 10 to 15. thats why i dont op.
>>56800147
Yeah, on second thought, I'm still favoring the first one I posted. Sure, it's complex but reinforcing is too good to pass up.
>>56800302
You're offering to OP? Can't say I'd have any problem with that! But I promised thesse guys a game, so I'm probably just gonna host the one I originally posted. I'll keep a lookout for your thread, though.
20 mins to game. Lambchops smell great, cooking on schedule.
>>56800380
can you print out all the rules in a post? your map cuts them off.
>>56800380
What type of spices you usein on dat lamb?
>>56799487
saved
>>56800426
That's a bit weird. Maybe, but I'll make things clear in my OP.
>>56800480
Salt. Pepper. A bit of garlic.
>>56800380
>>56800674
I don't have the exact same map but my version has the same rules so here
>>56800271
Well kudos to whoever made it, they managed to incorporate all the minor variables that I've wanted to see on a good map.
>>56800380
Thinking about it, it's best not to complicate it with trying to juggle between 2 different games, I'll just host tomorrow sometime I think.
>>56800604
thanks bud
>>56800480
i used to work on a farm and take care of sheep so i would feel terrible if i ate one :(
>>56800674
Am chef. add a bit of paprika if you have it
>>56800380
>20 minutes
>that map
wew
Gibraltar OP
>>56800717
Based.
>>56800768
I don't, otherwise I would. Paprika is life.
>>56800722
Sweet.
Game in 10 guys.
>>56800766
well butchering animals makes it a bit hard to eat them as well... I hope you never have to do that
>>56800766
islamic state has a soft spot for sheep. screen capped for keks.
>>56800809
>Gibraltar OP
This. So much this
>>56800810
I'm so sorry. paprika is one of my fav spices
>>56800869
>>56800809
This
>>56800810
Seriously bud, if you host this>>56798821 please nullify that OP Gibraltar perk, been fucked up the ass from that before.
>>56800933
>>56800869
Please don't nerf
>>56800962
yo, you planing to take spain in the next game?
>>56801082
No way!
>>56799809
This map looks good.
>>56801137
I don't know why but something tells me your lying
