How are beaches in your country? Landlocked plebs need not apply
>>56785456
im from Portugal. Our beaches are pretty much 10/10
>>56785456
Cold and rocky, not really sandy a lot of the time, just rocks that hurt to step on.
>>56785456
Cool I guess, I don't like the fact that none of our important cities has a beach they are all in the fucking middle of the country.
Fantastic place to kill homosexuals.
Drown them and watch those faggots drift away
>>56785456
It's nice place to see girl's un-haired groins.
Some lazy parents let their daughters change their clothes on beach, so you can watch or can even take a photo for that.
That's why I go beach every year every weekend.
>>56785456
water is warm sand is fine da da very many cheap prostitute come here buy butter corn on cob da with butifel melike handjob if you buy more than five
>>56785586
From what I know the big beach cities in Mexico are fucking tourist hell and no good for locals who don't want to suck dick
Bonus question
Are guys on your beaches good looking?
>be australian
>go to beach
>stung by dingo
>eaten by kangaroo
>surrounded by sharks
>>56785456
In my part of the country? Bretty gud.
>>56785456
I live on an island way up north so it's cold as fuck and the water is brown. These kinds of beaches are only for getting drunk on or roasting crabs over a campfire at night time. Still there are lunatics who swim in the freezing, oddly colored water.
>>56785801
why are these young men laying face first in the mud?
Best I've seen. Clear water, a few good parties. But then there isn't that much else on this island.
>>56786002
>be bermudian
>go to beach
>vanish
>>56785993
Surf life saving event. Kids who live next to the beach do participate in triathlons and stuff, its like how kids in europe play soccer
They are bretty good
utter shit
>>56786472
what the fuck
is that the only beach or something, why is it so crowded
>>56785456
you are lying! we all know that it is a late autumn in the South, so your beaches should look like pic related
They're overrated but most of them are decent.
>>56785456
cold
>>56785456
Is there a single country that has no river, lake, sea, ocean beach? I don't think so.
>>56786798
Maybe Pitcairn islands, or some other small island with a cliff coast.
>>56785877
Probably bc you're from the disgusting south "shawwoor".
You're accents are retarded btw.
>>56786622
>why is it so crowded
niggers
Never went to a beach before.
>>56785456
Ours vary wildly.
Cold and full of Northerners.
>>56785456
Bretty gud.
>>56785456
horrible
Y-yeah, they're great
t. Iceland
>>56787012
>niggers.
So average argies?
This is a Swedish "beach".
>>56786472
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>>56785586
it was a trap. op just wanted to have more gay pictures, it is not about beaches.
>>56787247
wtf i HATE sweden now
>>56787230
yes
rocky in the south
>>56786985
North shore, faggot. And leave me out of your weird fantasies.
>>56787689
flat in the north.
Windy and cold in all the coast, except the south coast
>>56787274
>>56787274
SWEDEN YES
ok stop with this beach pics, i want twink pics
>Live right next to several large lakes
>Am a shitty swimmer
I mean, I can stay afloat but fuaarrk if I'm going to swim far or even try going fast.
>>56785644
I only know of Cancún which is a major beach city and it must be crowded like hell as it is advertised almost everywhere.
Will visit Puerto Escondido in a few months with my Mexican gf, it is much lesser known and also offers beautiful beaches.
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>>56786050
MY FUCKING SIDES
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>56786798
egypt or one of those other desert countries.
>>56788733
Thanks for reassuring us
>>56787253
>>56785456
In the east coast they're cold an full of alcoholic fishermen. West coast is cold and full of Chinese mafia boats. The other option is swimming in some Ontario swamp.
>>56789184
>>56785456
>How are beaches in your country?
Oh, we have beautiful arctic beaches. When you live far from them you can swim in ice holes in Volga, Enisej or Lena. Which have lovely beaches too.
Some sandy ones in the south, grey rocky ones everywhere else.
>>56786050
aw shit
>>56788824
>>56785456
wide sand beaches and water so cold that make your balls look like a raisin
Shite
>sand
fucking pleblords
Situated at a grey sea and filled with hole digging Germans.
>>56785456
Lakes have beaches too
t: land of thousand lakes
>>56789518
I wonder how much this niggas eat per day to keep this shape.
Im on my 30s now. About 20 pounds above my ideal weight and with a fucking beer gut despise the fact that I dont drink.
Fokken life m8.
>>56789725
Watch your calorie intake. Eat below your daily requirement and generally you'll be fine.
>>56789725
>I wonder how much this niggas eat per day to keep this shape.
Not much.
>the baltic coast
>>56789717
Some lakes have really nice sandy beaches tho.
>>56789819
Problenm is that when I do that, I get out of lunch feeling hunger already.
I really neet to exercise.
30 years of slack was too much
danish beaches are actually good
germans flock here to drown every summer
pretty good I'd say, beaches alone keep our economy afloat!
>>56789184
Sweden will defend this
>>56789919
cut sugar
cut wheat flour-based foods
cut alcohol
exercise
Hebrides are nice.
>>56790012
No. The beach is pretty shitty. I won't defend it.
Cute couple though
Like this.
>>56789919
Yeah, the feeling of being hungry is shit, but that's something you have to plough through. There are methods to reduce the feeling of hunger, like spreading your eating throughout the door.
>>56789862
Probably slightly above or at maintenance to keep the little muscle he has.
>>56789919
try going to sleep starving
I went from chubby to twinkmode in 3 months, and now I cant even sleep if I have eaten in the past 3 hours
>>56790041
TOO.MUCH.WORK.
>>56785739
No, it's just me here and I am fat, pale and depressed.
>>56786622
>is that the only beach or something, why is it so crowded
most people go on vacation during the summer, basically half of the country goes to the beach, almost all the beaches are that crowded
>>56790118
>like spreading your eating throughout the door.
U WOT M8?
>>56790119
I alreadydo this one. Drink a shitload of water to make hunger more berable and go to bed.
This dont work only when I wake up in the middle of the night thanks to insomnia :(
>>56790041
Falando sério. Como se evita farinha anon?
Tudo é baseado em farinha: pães, bolachas, bolos.
Não dá pra viver apenas comendo vegetais.
>>56789123
>being this retarded
>>56790259
>throughout the door
Throughout the day, don't know where door came from.
>>56786798
Bolivia and paraguay kind of don't have any of those
>>56790060
>cute couple though
México has a shit ton of beautifull coast line, but most of the publicly opened ones are tourist baits infected with
1.Loud american teens that want2zpringbreeakk XDD LMAO baka desu.
2.Loud baby-boomers that want to be treated like kings even tho they come from the shittiest neighborhood in their designated flyover state.
3.Low income defeños that rob, curse, get drunk and act like self entitled gringos.
So the best thing to do is to take your car and friends, pack enough food, alcohol, drugs and tents for the next 4 days. Drive to the middle of nowhere (Oaxaca has the best Isolated beaches) and enjoy.
>>56790520
>baka desu.
I mean tBh sMh
>>56790259
https://www.google.com.br/webhp?hl=en#hl=en&q=gluten+free+recipes
>at the beach today
>car pulls up
>Arab kid gets out
>WAKE ME UP
>white girl gets out
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>white guy gets out
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>56790685
Valeu mano, mas eu não estou preocupado com glutén e sim com a farinha.
O glutén está contido na farinha e em outros alimentos.
O foda é, o que comer que não tenha farinha.
Na real acho que vou ter que ir numa nutricionista.
Não tem jeito mesmo.
>mcq esse foi o captcha desse post
>>56789184
that's why i said sweden yes
>>56790337
>what is lake titicaca
>what is paraguay river
>what is a brain
>>56790723
unrelated, but:
>be at work today in store
>3 kids come in
>7~ years old
>arabs and a little blond girl
>they both obviously grope her
>come up to the counter with bottles they collected
>give them 5 kr.
>"hav en god dag"
>arab kid just bops his head
>tfw you could easily just murder both of them if nobody was around
>>56791124
>ONE FUCKING LAKE in their entire country
wow, they should be careful not to drown in such giant mass of water
>>56790337
mongólico
sí, se escribe con n, mongo
>>56785456
fuck you i won't do what you tell me
>>56786472
is that where they kill dolphins?
>>56791552
>mongólico
la discusión ya terminó, yoni
I enjoy our lakes more then the sea, it's usually more comfortable, no salt that clings to your skin. No jellyfish.
Very dangerous, sometimes stupid tourists get themselves killed when a wave washes them into the North Atlantic.
>>56791634
mierda llegué tarde
bueno me abro monguito. felicidades por tu día atrasado (fue anteayer creo)
>>56790723
Kamelåså
>>56789655
I love these kinds of coasts
all kinds of beaches
>>56791793
Ni castellano sabés hablar.
Fijate en Duolingo a ver si ya está el guaraní-castellano.
>>56785801
>>56785456
Why wear speedos if you aren't going to show a little bit of cheek?
>>56785632
please tell us more senpai, is your counrty that cold bitches dont shave on the reg?
must be a western me thinks
Hello is this the twink thread?
>>56789655
is this what its like before sand?
like at some point in time this will crumble?
>>56789123
America please.
>some one show him how does internet work cause education sucks over there
>>56790076
Not even a meme
>>56791251
>could easily just murder
But anon atleast make them not welcome. Have some balls
>>56792147
>swims with clothes on
Lived by the beach all my life, literally only ever warm enough to visit 2 days a year
>>56785456
I live on an Island but I'm too lazy to go outside and take a photo. So, take this instead.
>at beach
>see this guy
What do
>>56794754
why don't Finnish boys look like him :(
>>56794754
Hello...
>>56786472
Bahahaha even the beaches in Argentina are brown
