Greatest president in history edition.
Ummm hi that's not REAGAN
He's not even the best Roosevelt
>>56780193
More energy tonight I like that
>>56780290
when's the next debate or vote?
those are always fun
anime
ok time to give papa a kiss sweethearts don't keep me waiting
I miss Ebola-chan ;_;
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/265037-clinton-female-politicians-govern-differently-than-men
what did she mean by this?
>>56780277
You're delusional
>wealthy man who set out to prove he stood for the people
>became a military hero in doing so
>wrote on a shitload of topics
>replaced the first president in USA history to be bought and paid for by the rich
>once becoming president immediately fought against said rich and completely destroyed trusts in the country leading to prosperity that americans still experience today
Not only was he the best president, he was one of the greatest men in history as well.
>>56780409
creepy gimmick
Daily reminder that your body is a temple, through which you may obtain balance.
Please respect your health.
>>56780460
thanks
>>56780428
she means that if she's president we will get culturally enriched
>>56780428
First thing she's said that I respected in years.
I'm glad politicians are finally willing to admit there are mental differences as well as physically differences between genders instead of pretending everybody is the same.
If only they would start doing the same with race.
about to do the shopping for easter dinner. what are your plans for the holiday /cum/?
>>56780175
Yeah, he was the best senpai. He was also your second dutch president :^)
![madagascar[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/prljxkt.gif "madagascar[1].gif")
>>56780427
It's probably still spreading somewhat, just people don't care anymore. It'll be back again in 10 years probably.
I wonder if we still have a travel ban on infected African countries. Libs were so mad when the Cons installed that, it was great.
TR was truly the best President we have ever had. Every major oligarch, from JP Morgan to Carnegie and Rockefeller, absolutely hated TR because he was supposed to be a fellow aristocrat but went after them to protect the common man. There are actually a lot of parallels with his campaign and Donald Trump's.
>>56780460
help me sleep better pls
Also I just had to do a number captcha to get to the picture captcha. Wtf mewt
>>56780576
He was not a dutch, he was an American.
Do you truly believe he would call himself dutch?
>>56780460
cheers
>>56780618
yeah
>>56780510
>>56780583
>tfw it never spread to India
That would have been glorious
>>56780456
subscribe to me on YT hun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_5jFwU_86s
>>56780670
kek
>>56780655
Then you are a fool to holds onto ancient concepts
Not enough well paying jobs
or
Not enough jobs paying well?
>>56780601
I agree, but Trump is nowhere near the man, nor as intelligent
>>56780711
how the fuck did you come to that conclusion
/cumr/
>>56780670
LL Cool J got beefy
>>56780687
I changed my mind this gimmick is okay
>>56780618
he spoke the language with his family IIRC
>>56780822
/crumb/
Canada Russia United States Mexico Belarus
>Make a decent point in a thread
>Noticed typos and used the wrong word
>Sound like a complete retard because of that
This shit is happening way too often, I feel like a dumbass.
Why is it so hard to gain weight? I hate being a skelly
>>56780319
doubt there will be anymore GOP debates. next vote is April 5th in Wisconsin
>>56780617
If you exercise during the day it makes your metabolism higher. That helps some people.
You might also want to try jacking off immediately before sleep, or taking melatonin supplements.
You could also be taking in too much caffeine and sugar, which is throwing your entire system off. My best suggestion is to stay up for 26 hours and try to go to sleep at the same time every day. Sleep consistency is extremely important. If that doesn't help, troubleshoot individual issues until you find something that works.
>>56780907
speak American or go back to where you came from
>>56780921
GOMAD
Can I kill deer indiscriminately on my property with a bow in Virginia? What are hunting laws like? Never done this before, but need to kill those overpopulated shits eating everything
>>56780921
It really isn't. You just need to gradually get used to eating more food. Also look at non-food sources to up your caloric intake. Ie milk
>>56780888
>>56780822
I support this. Bering Strait Bridge when?
>>56780921
Could you tell me exactly what you eat everyday? I want to be skinny again but I'm getting skinnyfat in my late 20s.
>>56781038
Honestly unless you live right next to someone, no one will ever know.
>>56780921
eat calorie dense food
>>56781124
just eat less dude
>>56781124
>I want to be skinny again
>>56781070
When I'm in my cold dead grave is a link between the US and Russia created
>>56781038
Call your state game commission. Have you tried using deer repellent? Spray it on any sapling or small trees around your property.
>>56781205
Siberia and Alaska are so close to docking but we're both too tsundere to accept it. I say we give lewdness a chance.
>>56781124
breakfast - 2 eggs, toast and coffee
lunch - grilled ham, cheese and tomato sandwich
dinner - usually cook the same things every week so either enchiladas, chili, chicken and potatoes, fish and potatoes, or lasagna. Or something random
And then a few snacks throughout the day. I just have a really high metabolism I think
>>56781381
what do you do for work etc? do you get a lot of exercise?
If you're not eating big servings for dinner that's probably well below 2500 calories
Add some meat to your breakfast, have soup with your lunch, drink milk, and try to get in a bigger serving with dinner
>>56781322
just nuclear winter our world and one will form naturally
>>56781381
Add milk to lunch
Add a fourth "meal" in between lunch and dinner that's mostly just carbs, like pasta with olive oil.
Pick up heavy object and put them back down again.
>>56781381
High metabolism will at the most make up for about 200kcal so you are eating smaller portions than you think
>>56781381
Hmm, yeah you must, that's more than I eat. I'll have a banana and coffee, small pb&j with a little bag of nuts, and then chicken or pasta for dinner. I know why I'm gaining weight. It's the 800 calories of Canadian whiskey I drink every night. Giving up food is easier, but I'll make an effort to hate life less.
>>56780175
Not for long ;')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3bP48IBrYE
F
bay resbegs
>>56781381
>never eat breakfast
>eat normal sized lunch
>eat dinner sometimes but usually forget/ too lazy
>barely eat on the weekends
>rarely hungry
>end up eating a chocolate bar or two some days because low on energy
>fluctuate between weight gain and loss
I should probably be dead.
>>56781866
F
>>56781866
>French fry machine
the Paris muslims strike again
>>56781866
This is truly one of Americas greatest tragedies rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7MXLRv5HTw
Kat Williams got beat up by a 7th grader after sucker punching him.
>>56782024
>40 year old drug addict gets jumped at a concert then loses a fight to a 12 year old a few months later
I wonder how your life gets that bad
>>56782024
>go to section 8 housing
>pick fights with people
>???
>>56782024
>kat williams
literally who?
>>56781866
RIP burger
>update drivers on headset
>software no longer recognizes the device
>system restore to get old drivers back
>software now recognizes the device
>it stops working a week later
why does the technology hate me
>stream videogames
>get a couple hundred views
>start getting F R E E AAA releases weeks before release
I'm sorta upset right now
>>56782487
>I'm sorta upset right now
I don't understand
>>56782487
give me your strema or ill poo on your mouthh
>>56782657
>>56782725
not me im talking about other losers
i should have made that clear i guess
>>56782487
>there are people that aren't bored of the souls formula after DS2
How?
>>56782785
>>56782785
i have to poo on you now senpai
>>56782785
oh, still who cares it's just business
Dmitri Shostakovich! ariba!
>>56782920
The itch is back mayne
I can't go back to das2 since its dead and absolutely a chore to play pve and das1 is too limited
i just want to shove my fist up someones ass
>>56782920
my problem with DS2 was more of the awkward map flow and bad Co-op due to Soul Memory
you had to put in a lot of effort to build characters with that ring to cap characters off to sun bro in different areas. and even then all it takes is one hacker to break everything and force you to increase your SM to fix all your gear. had a few low leveled sun characters ruined that way.
Anyone here has an open relationship with their gf/bf I heard that its pretty normal in the US and I was curious because my gf asked for it recently.
>>56783211
>my gf asked for it recently.
drop her unless you like being cucked
>>56783311
I don't mind it desu I mean I also have had some other girls on the side but its always nice to get back 'home''after a while.
>>56783211
Yeah, I'm currently raising my gfs son after she had a date with another guy.
my god /tv/ is a terrible board, sometimes I forget
>>56783651
Does he know who his father ?
>>56782920
I was bored with it after demon souls desu
casuals gonna casual though
>>56783211
ur gf wants to breed with "refugees"
>>56783722
No, he thinks I'm his dad even though he's darker than me.
>live in a state that is 97% white
>neighbor has an abusive boyfriend
>today I saw him for the first time
>he's black
>literally the first black person I've seen in months
You can't make this shit up
Made a post on /r/outside about griefers bombing waypoints.
Removed literally 2 minutes after I posted it
Can American girls compete with Canadian girls?
>>56785155
Canadian girls and America girls are both shit.
what cures a broken heart /cum/ ?
>>56785350
Time and contemplation
>>56785350
Munching from your newly stocked snackdrawer before hopping in a hot shower for a nice poop and clean
>>56783211
dont do it, unless you activeley date a lot of people when single. it'll be your gf getting fucked while you look for people. if youre a stud or have people in mind who want to fug/be kinda serious try it, poly+Non monogamy is not for everyone and overwhelmingly the man gets fucked
>>56785350
dank memes
>>56785350
Falling in love again, turning your sadness into anger. Try to forget about the person who broke your heart. Killing time so you don't think about her.
>>56785350
Stop being sissy
>>56785411
>>56785448
>>56785523
>>56785559
>>56785579
thx /cum/, ur my frend right ?
Anyone wanna grab a bite?
>>56780440
also
>Father of the modern navy
>shits on the guy who tried to assassinate him in his speech
>>56785870
where we goin'
>>56785856
of course
>>56786006
To my wife's son's wife's son's place
>>56785856
Yee
>>56785856
nah
*spills can of beans of Heidi Cruz's head*
>>56780175
I've always wondered how the hell those manage to stay on a person's face.
>>56786906
they fit really snugly on your brow + you need to keep a particular posture to have them from falling off.
They WILL pay for the wall.
Shit, are there any real options to move to US except winning a DV lottery? The other ones is to get H1B visa (pretty impossible), marry an American qt (I can't find a gf here in Russia), come by tourist visa and stay illegally hoping for legalization amnesty (shitty variant) or make up a good story for asylum and buy a good lawyer to push it (expensive and risky).
I may be useful. I have a mechanical engineering degree. I know that you have to get a Professional engineer license to work as senior engineer but you can work as minor one without the license. That's what I could do, not talking about repairing cars, working as a CNC operator and shit.
inb4 Go to Canada, it has the same shitty climate to Russia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J7DfJ7XwHc
>>56787275
post accent and maybe i'll think about marrying you
>>56785155
>tfw no qt asian canadian gf
>>56787033
>brow
I was talking about the spectacles there, buddy. Looks like they pinch the bridge of the nose and have a string attached because they probably fall off so much. Not sure how monacles would stay on though. People in olden days were definitely wizards.
>>56787367
>innuit
Do you have a nice Asian boipucci?
>>56787511
oh jeeze yea I meant bridge. Monocles I have no idea, pure magic.
>>56787275
Marry an American girl as soon as they find out that you're Russian they would suck your cock.
>>56787746
Not really sure about it. I've heard that American and European girls are racist towards Russians.
>>56787870
No, but you don't have the "exotic" bonus and bydlos have ruined your reputation in some parts.
But there was a guy on 2ch who married a black girl from Virginia while working at Work and Travel and stayed in US. But he's kinda unique I guess.
>tfw learning Swedish
>not sure if Sweden even has a future so moving there might be a bad idea
>really want to learn French
>also want to learn a bit of Hebrew
ree I'm too indecisive
>>56787870
Most American girls aren't going to be familiar enough with Russians to be racist against them. You're just a random foreign guy who isn't Hispanic so you'll probably get lots of ass as long as you have a decent job.
>>56787986
like 90% of swedes speak english
what's even the point
>>56787940
>you don't have the "exotic" bonus
But we have, we are not Europeans, and I guess that's why they don't like us. I've heard it from many people that European girls don't like Russians.
>>56787986
Learn french. It has a future due to africans.
It might be usefull for your career later
>>56788116
I know, but it's still nice to be able to speak the language. Plus, it's fairly easy for an English speaker to learn
>>56787978
Do you have a picture of the girl? I think I've seen her before.
>>56787986
>Hebrew
>>56787986
French is way more relevant than Swedish.
>>56788168
We have a los of russian dispora here, that's why you aren't rare. One of our most popular stars is a german russian, I don't know if she's a volga-deutsche.
>>56787599
no, now post accent
http://vocaroo.com/
>>56787986
just learn esperanto so you can communicate with everyone :^)
>>56788223
I have Israeli family so it'd be kinda neat
Pay for the wall.
>>56788305
>I know Esperanto
>>56788116
It's hard to get a job in Sweden outside the IT if you can't speak Swedish.
Also, what's the point in learning Hebrew if you're not going to move to Israel? I'd better learn Arabic because it sounds nice and widely spoken, as well as Spanish that would be more useful to learn instead of French. But I've heard that English natives have problems with learning Spanish due to cases system and unusual set of consonant and vowels (which is same to Russian though, that's why Russians usually learn Spanish very fast and speak without accent).
Since I will likely never have a gf, should I start getting into k-pop culture to disillusion and surround myself with beautiful plastic nipnops?
>>56788488
>checked
>>56788214
No, I don't.
>>56788280
Russian Germans and Jews are not Russians.
>>56788432
Esperanto is cool, I'd like it to be a common language so people around the world wouldn't learn that objectively difficult English.
>>56788289
No boipucci = no accent.
>>56788488
>should I start getting into k-pop culture
No one deserves it. I'd like all k-pop posters to be banned.
>>56788488
this >>56788723, 2D is the best route anon
>>56788627
They are seen as russians, that's why people won't see you as rare.
>>56788627
пиздa))))
>>56788305
>average esperanto speaker
>>56788818
That's absolutely wrong. Their culture is different.
>socialists
>>56788965
Nice shemagh. But in fact most of Esperanto speakers are just enthusiasts of that language or people who want to know the other language but don't want to learn hard.
>>56788395
>Building a wall on the rio grande
How accurate is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSTWw6-ueIs
http://www.metronews.ca/news/edmonton/2015/03/10/bill-10-amendment-will-allow-for-gsas-at-any-alberta-school.html
What is this shit?
>>56790438
I thought most high schools had those
>>56789952
Not accurate at all.
Canadians sound almost identical to us just with tiny differences in accent.
For example:
We pronounce "the": Thuh
They say : Thee
House:
Howse
Whouse
Over:
Oh-ver
Ou-ver
Other than stuff like that, it's pretty much the same.
Got Crusader Kings II last night
Shits addicting
>>56790688
what is the point of it even? is it supposed to be a gang that beats up people who are mean to gays? i don't get it
Also considering gays are like 1% of the population or less why is this even a thing
>>56790913
>tfw ck2 allows you to live out your medieval incest fantasies
It's a good feel
>>56790933
I had one in my highschool, I think it was just a club that LGBT and straight people could join to give each other support or something. idk
I can't help but chuckle when I read the headline of an article like this
Bonus points if it's from Vox, Salon, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn41KM1q8-4
I'd fugg Megyn Kelly sideways and upside down
>>56789443
Pretty easy solution.
Just buy some land off mexico.
Getting blazed for the first time tonight if all goes well senpaitachi
>>56791674
Hopefully you swallow the pipe and choke to death so we don't have to deal with you attention whoring.
>>56791674
I hope you don't like it.
>>56790933
>gas are like 1% of the population
Wrong, especially in the under 25 age group. Wasn't there a recent survey that found that less than half of American teens identified as straight? This seems a bit high to me, but I'd put the number of gay/bi/meme teens at about 15% at the minimum
Fucking kikes
>>56791760
How am I attentionwhoring?
>>56791764
We'll see how it goes
*posts two memes*
*posts more memes*
Why is /his/ such shit
*slowly walks past you*
>>56791862
I cri every time
Rip Saddam and Gaddafi. I'm so sorry
>>56791800
>>56791905
they don't like meme conversations and would rather talk intellectually
>>56791968
Well, I don't know why you would so such a thing. I have only made my first appearance, yet you already hate me for no reason.
There is nothing I can do to stop you though
>Dude weed lmao
>>56792021
i like you
i like everyone in /cum/ except for the argie and chile posters
and the filthy haitian
>>56792083
Hello new favorite poster
>>56792021
Anyone who uses a tripcode for regular posting is a retard who craves attention and has behavioral issues. Fuck off, I'm filtering you too.
>>56792157
I just wanted to make friends
>>56792134
O-Oh, you~
>>56792227
Then you'd use extra flags instead of a trip.
Also a frogposter.
Also a moeshit poster.
God you're terrible.
I got sun-burnt
>tfw pink upper-cheeks now
>>56792417
>tfw you never get sun burn
>>56785350
Drugs and alcohol
>>56792417
this makes me so sad.
I adopted my problem cat only because she had to go through that with 5 different owners. Now were best buds.
>physics test soon
>trying to study
>can't study for more than 5 minutes without getting really, really sleepy
help
>>56792417
Put on sunscreen next time, anon
you need to be more careful
>>56792463
it's because your genes are already permanently sunburnt
>>56792544
i never anticipate sunburn when it is like -2C
>>56792544
Feels good desu senpai.
>>56792518
Coffee.
>>56792518
Caffeine pills exist, but you might end up not remembering taking that test
>>56792501
doggo understands life
>>56791800
People saying they aren't completely straight to seem cool doesn't count
http://strawpoll.me/7165683
vote 3 pl0x guise
thx
Any Afro Americans here? How do you feel about this type of shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTqk4IYgEkE
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-mysteries-love/201502/12-ways-spot-misogynist
>>56793990
>https://www.psychologytoday
stopped reading there
>Going to USA in two weeks
>Want to fuck a ton of qt african americans with big asses while I'm there
BUT
>My cock is only 11 cms long so they won't even feel me entering them
Do you guys know this feel?
>>56793990
literally me
good thing im a good actor and can hide this evil side from everyone
>>56794066
No not particularly
>>56794066
>11 cms
m8
you're lucky
>Obama in Argentina
>heard some guy in the radios talking about presents to Obama that represent the history of Africa
Will he get ofended?
>>56793990
lmao the author of that article
>>56794066
>11 cms long
fucking white people lmao
>>56794167
He will feel proud of his African heritage.
>>56794167
No why would he get offended
>>56794066
>11 cm
Fucking hell mate
>>56794213
My achilles heel desu, I'm tall and beautiful but G-d decided to punish me for the sins of my parents.
>>56794135
>
I'm far below average, I barely fit in my hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VXWXBQ-vS4
>>56793990
>specializes in cognitive neuroscience
>writes meme-tier things like that
Why
>>56794222
Because he's American, not African
>>56794332
his dad is Kenyan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG1xsENCaQA
>>56792083
I like you too alaskansas bro
>>56794394
Uhh these thugs just robbed someone of their flag?
>>56794394
There is nothing wrong with displaying the USA flag upside down, it's a sign of distress not disrespect.
>>56794311
unfortunately click-bait meme articles generate traffic and make money as opposed to actual peer-reviewed research
who /french/ here
>>56794650
Go to /fr/ I don't think anons from Quebec post here.
>>56785350
U the camp trip fucker? Come on, son. Stop thinking about it.
>>56794391
So, your president is literally a son of immigrants? How can you change that for Trump?
>>56794765
i did just find one
hungry and not sure what to have for dindin tonight lads
could cook but too lazy
>>56792417
>not being naturally ruddy at all times
>>56792335
I'm pretty great
does this guy still post here?
>>56794882
Kraft dinner
>>56794650
FRENCHIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENERALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>>/out/
Which photo do you guys think is better? This one?
>>56794912
No, but I wish he did
Top poster
>>56793383
Done :)
>>56794923
>montreal
LOI 101 = LOL
>>56794940
or this one?
>>56794993
this one cuz i can see the indianman squatting in the distance
>>56794993
this one
>>56794993
this
>>56794993
I like this one more, removing the people would make it better tb††. Did you shoot these yourself?
>>56794993
This one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzLCJCeqVp0
>this is the face of Canadians on here
>>56795098
yep was in costa rica last week, one of the best trips i've ever taken. thanks for the feedback guys, going with the second one
Is this going to be the most disappointing "blockbuster" in a long time or what
>>56795147
>his voice
I can't
I F O U N D I T
>>56780460
>have celiac
>at school event
>eat only potato chips
>wheat on the seasoning
Time to spend the rest of spring break on the fucking toilet
>>56795350
>83% of regular viewers liked it
REEE FUCKING NORMIES
>>56795350
WEW what the fuck is Zack Snyder doing to DC. First Man of Steel and now this. Lest we forget he has the Justice League movie. Ngl I don't really like capeshit, there's way too much but I preferred the DC movies to everything marvel did purely because of the dark knight series. rip desu
>>56795537
I doubt this is real tho
>>56795615
I doubt your mom's tits are real faggot
>tfw huge dick but ugly and socially awkward
>>56795615
i hope it is
>>56795641
>tfw decent sized dick and good face structure but awful irl personality and socially faggot
>>56795577
>tfw can no longer watch the opening exchange in the dark knight rises without losing my shit anymore
I can't get completely hard from handjobs desu
>>56795681
>socially faggot
Like you're only a faggot around other people?
>>56794650
>>56794843
hi
not french but in quebec and speak french
>>56795761
Maybe you're a homo and prefer the hands of men
>>56795761
>porn
>she starts sucken
turn that shit right off senpai
>>56795641
>tfw average dick, below average face, skeleton-like body and social anxiety
