churchill edition
kpop into the gas chambers
spain
crayon pop
that churchill is a bloody racist
did you hear his remarks on islam?
Pakis out
Lads where's the best place to buy good affordable t shirts from?
>>56778055
Primark
>>56778055
uniqlo
got called a racist at work today lads
oh east is east, and west is west,
and never the twain shall meet
>>56778032
Churchill loved Islam. He funded one of the first mosques in London while in government
*feels something tugging at my trousers*
*looks down*
*it's one of the fat brown runts*
What is it now, Skyler?
*it gives me a new /brit/ to read*
Hmm yes, very good, now run along
*gives Corey a pat on the head*
*he gurgles happily then scatters off, presumably looking for a burger of some kind*
*wipes my hand on my chair*
Reminder junior doctors are striking because they think £28,000 isn't a good enough starting salary for their first job.
>>56778087
means you're doing the right thing
maisie
>>56778087
What were you doing?
>>56778055
H&m t.bh
Pretty sure I have cancer lads.
>>56778055
asos
memes make me happy
*converts to islam*
>>56778128
It's a highly skilled graduate job
>>56778162
rip
>>56778147
I said the guy was retarded for thinking you could just speak terrorists out of blowing shit up, and that we should be shutting our borders down not welcoming towel heads in by the droves.
*drifts down the mountain in my Supra MK2*
doing a fantasy
>>56778087
Which minority group do you hate?
>>56778128
Considering the median wage in the UK is about 23.5k. They should be looking for at least 30k+ considering its one of the most essential jobs.
>>56778162
>feel shooting pains in my lungs now and then
>sometimes my abdomen hurt when I bend over
Any day now
>>56778211
*thinks about you*
doing a fantasy
Who is best qualified to make our drug laws?
Why, grieving mothers of course.
*the portly brown runt returns*
What is NOW, Billy-Bob?
*it holds up a picture of a smiling frog and burbles happily*
*rolls eyes*
>>56778185
go to bed you annoying cunt
>>56778230
>which
Why not all of them?
OH MY GOD THE MEME IS REAL JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP ALREADY
http://www.dna.fr/actualite/2016/03/23/un-drapeau-blanc
A white flag flew this morning from sunrise atop the cathedral, it has since been lifted.
The gesture is described by its promoters response to attacks Brussels in a peaceful character anonymous message communicated this morning to the drafting of DNA.
See below an extract of the claim. "Though violence has remained a key tool in the development of our civilization, at any time, voices are raised for peace Often these attempts were unsuccessful and appeasement ignored but we believe, however, that they have always participated in a balance. We thought that this symbol could be good news in these troubled times. the move is a response to attacks from Brussels.
>>56778267
but i'm not tired!
>>56778120
>>56778258
are you calling me a runt?
>>56778237
>one of the most essential jobs
>stop doing it at the drop of the hat because you want more money
>>56778249
Quite literally me, plus I get weird pains in my armpit. Too scared to go see a GP though.
>>56778306
>thailand
thailad,thailass or a thailasslad?
'avin a cheeky mornin lads
>>56778193
>>56778237
you're not supposed to become a doctor for the money
>>56778256
leah betts died! ban all illegal drugs!
doing a do
>>56778193
They're not brain surgeons they're junior doctors. All they have to do is remember drug interactions.
>>56778280
>they're already surrendering to the muslim menace
disappointing 2bh
>>56778335
lad, but not the thailad you know.
What are the cheapest drugs you can get on the darknet?
hiciendo un hacer
>>56778353
>don't do things for the money
nice meme
>>56778396
memes
>>56778280
NO
LEARN FROM WW2
APPEASEMENT ONLY FUCKS YOU OVER LATER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>56778392
dont know that one, just wondering if ladyboy or not
>>56778385
literally the most retarded post on the board, possibly ever
>>56778396
what a silly question
>>56778353
Says who?
>>56778385
If it's so easy and so well paid, why don't you do it?
>>56778438
I've seen worse.
Might kill myself tonight desu.
wish churchill was assassinated
>>56778461
no you won't
>>56778396
>darknet
>>56778458
ignore /lat/
>>56778438
i think this is a contender
>>56778396
>>56778478
darknet
>>56778473
He said might.
why aren't you on empornium lads
>Batman v Superman reviews
>>56778527
giving the FBI a tip
>>56778537
/tv/ btfo
>>56778453
Because I didn't want to spend that long in uni or work for so long as a trainee after i graduated doing extremely long hrs
20mg of speed up the shitter
>>56778537
wew
>>56778566
Were they excited for it?
>Poleaboos sister told him he is getting fat
She's right t.b.h
>>56778615
who?
might go for a siesta seeing i am spanish now
>>56778562
tip this *whips out bellend*
>>56778607
dunno, but they love their capeshit
>Car is Japanese
>Ah yes better add £2000 to the price tag
Very impressive
>>56778579
So... Youre saying it's a vital skill to our country, you have to spend a long time obtaining the qualifications and then work long hours
Yet they shouldn't get paid a decent amount?
>Poppers will not be banned in a crackdown on legal highs. It’s official.
Oh that's FUCKING bullshit.
Let the faggots have their way, simply because they're faggots.
>>56778640
are you the brummie lad at uni?
gf just tweeted this
>>56778658
We get it, you have autism. No need to keep bringing it up
>>56778681
no i am essex
but now on holiday
>>56778627
>>56778649
>censored garbage
>little yellow dicks
kek
>>56778672
He's saying they already are
Why is everyone here a working class northerner
*wraps loombands around my willy*
>>56778675
Good. I'm not gay myself but my boyfriend will be really happy about this.
>>56778675
what are poppers?
>>56778672
No-one forced them to do it... The people that I know that studied Medicine didn't do so to earn a lot of money, there are plenty of other degrees that you could take that would earn you more in less time than working as an NHS doctor. 28K is perfectly livable.
>>56778706
ah i see
enjoy lad
>>56778682
>clearly done with felt tips
what a moron
>>56778675
If you don't like it, hurry up and convince a black MP that whatever shit you take helps them with ashy skin or something so they can add it to the list
>>56778763
idk
villa is kinda shitty and i've already resorted to posting on here
haha, check out my dinner lads xx
>>56778711
check em
>>56778799
wtf
>Poppers not banned LITERALLY because faggots use them to make their degenerate sex acts easier
CAN NOT FABRICATE THIS
>>56778672
>work long hours
Unless you want more money, then you can just stop, apparently
Has anyone other than a family member told you that they love you?
>>56778761
It doesn't matter what people's intentions are or what's 'liveable'
The salary should be based on the value of the job/skills
>>56778771
That's the point though, it won't work.
Some faggot MP in the commons said that he liked poppers and doesn't think they should be added to the list. Lo and behold, they're off the list.
They make the rules then try their best to justify them after the fact. Disregarding all advice and evidence to the contrary.
It's an orwellian nightmare.
>>56778830
what are poppers and where can I get some?
>What western values? Promiscuity, anti-intellectualism white guilt, feminism, ecofascism, gender ideology and cuckoldism?
>Fuck this shit. Muslims welcome!
>>56778824
>Muslims welcome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeJ-iv3MOTo
>>56778875
gay club toilets
or online probably
>What western values? Promiscuity, anti-intellectualism white guilt, feminism, ecofascism, gender ideology and cuckoldism?
>
>Fuck this shit. Muslims welcome!
>>56778824
I saw that thread on pol also
>>56778875
They make anal sex feel much better, you can get them at gay clubs.
>>56778760
nitrates benders sniff to loosen up their bumhole
>>56778760
liquid that you sniff and it widens your bumhole and gives you a funny feeling in your head
not gay but have done it for some reason
>>56778782
are you with your family? and where in Spain are you?
there's a whole country of Spanish clunge out there waiting for you
>>56778615
>an attention whore is fat
i could've told you that myself
why is everyone on /pol/ so horrible to brits
I just want to post in the Trump thread without getting bullied
>>56778893
Almost every post I make is copied from /pol/ or Reddit
>>56778912
yes unfortunately, first one with them in a couple of years and probably the last one desu
on fuerteventura
gonna update my tinder profile in a sec and get swiping, see if i can get any spanish fanny
>>56778875
they sell them in the dodgy paki shop which also sells various weed equipment
not sure they will have those shops in norfolk desu
>>56778930
We are the epitome of a cuck nation next to Sweden lad
>>56778951
>firefox (date) (time).png
what addon you using la?
*tickles you aggressively*
NEW
NEW
>>>/pol/68526585
>>>/pol/68526585
>>56778973
kill yourself
france and germany are clearly alot more cucked than us
>>56778950
good idea and good luck
fucking hate the Americans who laugh at terror in Europe while we get same shit
>>56778930
cause all the pakis shitpost there
>>56778209
you did the right thing lad, don't listen to those mongs
>>56778996
lol they make new threads fast
>>>/pol/68531065
>>56778973
canada is way worse than us
>>56778996
excellent post
Angela Merkel = daenerys targaryen
Both even get called "mother" by the masses
Poleaboo might become a bulimic
>>56778983
it's the ShareX program
>immigration rate
>>56779071
>find a way to abuse yourself rather than addressing any actual problems
Well it's on-character
>>56779071
who the fuck is Poleaboo? Is he obsessed with Polish culture?
http://strawpoll.me/7162879
http://strawpoll.me/7162879
http://strawpoll.me/7162879
important poll
>>56779107
2new4me
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
*squeezes your thigh*
>>56779129
>last posted in September
where are you getting these updates from?
>>56779163
*blushes and wews internally*
>>56779163
>>56778084
but are the sizes accurate when ordering pnline? every time i order clothes online the sizes are always fucked.
>>56779163
*cums*
>>56779163
l-lewd
>>56779182
00da310q.wordpress.com
Contrarian opinion:
Margaret thatcher
>>56778830
>not understanding what a drug is
keep it up mate, irrational hatred shouldnt be bothered by facts
Reeee when will Uber come to my shitty town :(
>tfw not enough of us to influence the yank thread
Britain is pathetic.
P A T H E T I C
>>56779325
foyot
>>56779285
>this is a grown man
Help me lads
>6 months since the last update
>people have been told the blog will not be updated until September at the earliest
>they're still visiting
Pretty sure some of the spikes are from detective though
>>56779357
Fuck letting toxic masculinity dictate how we can and cannot express ourselves
>>56779364
>Hola bb como estas?
>>56779313
countryside cucks BTFO once again
daily reminder: if you read the daily mail over the telegraph your opinions are all memes and we're all laughing at you
>>56779364
post this
I cannot wait to see Donald Trump's first state of the union address.
>>56779364
>hey
Fuck off yank
Write that
>>56779395
hello poleaboo
>i'm not black or white - i'm both
what did he mean by this?
i cannot wait to see /pol/ when hillary wins
i cannot wait to see tumblr when trump wins
Alri lads
>>56779406
Well... There are no pakis about and I have a massive house, so swings and roundabouts really ;)
But I would like Uber. I'm sure we'll get it sooner or later.
>>56779474
And they can't pull a brit/pol/ and claim they were supporting Cameron all along
>>56779500
#subtle feminism femanon rektage
pleb tier:
>morning star
>daily mail
>any american news source
average tier:
>telegraph
>guardian (excluding opinion section)
god tier:
>reuters
>bbc
>>56779504
Alri
>tfw you think you're getting the dole a few days into april but really you're getting it in 5 days
WEEEW
just had a (fake) willy in my bum and a (fake) fanny on my dick at the same time
I'm done with you pieces of shit.
>"wah wah my life is so terrible no gf wah wah why dont i have a job why dont i have any friends"
>"KEKED KEKED!! FUCKING MUDSLIMES!! IMMIGRANTS!! FUCKING LEFTIES!! WAH WAH WAH!!
>>56779504
alri
>>56779512
>even the pakis don't want to go there
keking hell
what a SHITHOLE
>>56779613
sounds like a party
>>56779566
>big black cock is god tier
hahah
>>56779566
add to pleb tier:
>breitbart
>>56779613
Bet that felt nice
>>56779566
Poleaboo agrees
>>56779613
which was better
>>56779636
>yank ''''banter''''
>>56779636
>ameribanter
>>56779629
Also seriously you people on this site are so focused on taking lefties and immigrants down instead of Isis what the fuck
>no gf
anyone wanna chat on skype? I'm so fuckin bored
>>56779677
>>56779685
*blushes*
>>56779635
you're invited to the next one
>>56779677
difficult to say but I'd probably go with the fanny
>>56779629
one of the best posts i have ever seen
>>56779566
Third eye open tier: Davidicke.com
>>56779706
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>56779717
wew :3
need to get a toy of some description I think
havin a wee bit of trouble sleepin lads :(
listening to some ASMR hope it helps x
>>56779695
people are more focused on domestic affairs why does this bother you
>>56779731
godhead tier:
>>56779695
Immigrants and lefites are ISIS apoligists tho
>>56779749
link lad
>>56779736
saved
>>56779785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeBUF09jFVw
>>56779706
post your username and i will
suppose i better warn you that i'm a girl so if you don't want to chat anymore it's fine
>>56779632
>Pakis where he lives are a badge of honour for him
Wew. Cityfags are such cucks.
*condemns terrorist attacks in brussels*
why the fuck is no one else condemning these attacks? you're all apologists
>>56779744
you should desu
>tfw I'll have to get rid of mine before I move back home after uni
dunno if i should buy some weed or buy a PS4 so i actually have something to do when I'm baked.
>suppose i better warn you that i'm a girl so if you don't want to chat anymore it's fine
>>56779706
yeah my skype is getbk2reddit
>>56779780
trust me most of my friends are pretty rational normal level headed people who are centre-left and they're completely against ISIS and everything they stand for.
>>56779774
cause we need to take ISIS down not divide ourselves for our own stupid fucking opinions - how can we expect a better world when we're constantly bickering amongst ourselves.
>>56779774
A mealy mouthed reply.
>>56779829
"hurr durr" is an instant ban
keep the quality of posts up you wanker
>>56779825
Can't you just hide them? What do you have? Everything seems kind of daunting desu
>>56779629
>>56779736
good posts
you will never be accepted into society if you have no tolerance for people of other ethnicities
>>56779826
buy an ounce, sell it in 10 pound draws, rinse and repeat then buy a ps4 with the proceeds
>>56779780
A mealy mouthed reply.
>>56779829
what would you lads say proper retribution for getting back at a cheating girl is if youre too inept to get pussy on demand?
circulating nudes?
>>56779862
if we go about trying to intervene in every conflict we are going to let our own country go to shit
>>56779878
it was straightforward enough
30 year old in work revealed he's seeing an 18 year old. proper lad or bit weird?
>>56779882
Ahh yes I'll go back to my high quality posts
Having a poo
Doing a wank
Crayon pop
Need a bf
Cara
Are nige
>>56779891
A mealy mouthed reply.
>>56779913
cant sell drugs, far too paranoid.
plus i'd only be profiting like £70-120 with that.
>>56779955
ignoring them
I wholeheartedly recommend sticking things up your bum. Feels bloody fantastic.
>>56779956
different government departments exist lad they're not gonna just send the DWP into somalia with aykays
>>56779955
have sex with her parents
absolutely furious that people can't notice such an obvious scratch on my paint work, taking my business elsewhere!
>>56779967
A mealy mouthed reply.
"Being gay is perfectly natural!" *fucks an intestine filled with shit*
>>56779829
The janny doesn't look at your post, he just bans if enough people report you.
Try to be less of a paki next time.
>>56780034
>straight people never do anal
>>56780034
reek
>>56780034
No, someone else does that to me
>>56780025
A mealy mouthed reply.
>>56779891
2 dildos and a fleshlight haha
idk if i want to run the risk of anyone finding them :( not so bothered about the fleshlight but idk how i'd explain dildos kek
>>56779992
and how much profit are you making now senpai?
0
know a lad who's got a crop that's coming down tomorrow
picking up 5 (five) ounces aha
>>56780025
and they aren't going to send us or ask for our opinion so why should we argue about it
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/4bm85t/27_years_old_and_had_my_first_orgasm_ever/
wat
>>56780029
This gimmick isn't taking off
call me a rasheed
its my fetish
>>56780055
>>56780075
A mealy mouthed reply.
>>56780108
*sighs*
rasheed
>>56780108
rorke
>>56780093
too-shay
Business Idea: Send the unemployed to fight ISIS and give their benefits to the junior doctors.
>He's never had a prostate orgasm
Could your third eye BE more closed??
>>56780125
Woohoo a new forced gimmick
Very impressive
>>56780106
back to the gimmick think tank I go then.
>>56780142
A mealy mouthed reply.
>>56780084
Ah kk, yeah I get you.
>>56780200
A mealy mouthed reply.
>>56780179
its kind of shit honestly
>>56780129
*cums all over my hairy belly*
Woops, haha, good going tiger. Don't have any wet wipes here, mind cleaning that up with your tongue?
Business idea: a 10% increase on benefits for muslims as an apology for the racism they have to put up with
>>56780242
>>56780203
>>56780125
>>56780078
>>56780033
>>56779988
>>56779936
>>56779878
is this a new gimmick? my fav bit is that you don't even have to put in any thought or imagination, you can literally just copy and paste
>>56779956
to be honest mate i'm pretty apolitical myself and i just don't think being an uber tolerant lefty or a preaching hateful righty is the answer in general
im gonna work on my career, my personality, my social life and be the best i can be for the people who love me - my friends and family. because there's no right answer - yes i vote but why let things out of my control make me so angry
>>56780295
A mealy mouthed reply.