I have loads of monies saved (7.000 reais), I am willing to spend it in
>going to Italy for a month, renting a shit house there, get Italian citizenship and maybe travel to some other italian cities and maybe Portugal/Spain
>get myself a motorcycle (Honda CG150)and go through a Che Guevara style moto trip in South America, see the Andes, Argentina, Peru, Bolivia and some other BR cities
which one do yo u think it is best?
7000 reais is barely 2000 euros.
Are you going to beg for food?
>Just like get Italian citizenship
How are you planning for that to pan out?
>>56772173
I am a italian citizen by descent, I just need to recognize it and I already got all the documents
>>56772173
he probably has an italian relative
My grandmothers maltese so as soon as me mum gets citizenship for that, I can too
Not that i'd ever leave this place, someone might take my spot
>>56772931
wogs get out
>>56772923
>I am a italian citizen by descent
yes
go there and say that you're an italian citizen
faggot
>>56772080
>2000 euros for a whole month
I don't know how much renting a house costs in Italy but that doesn't seem like a lot. Especiallyif you want to go out and do stuff
>>56772923
... Couldn't you go to a consulate? Are you sure you are not a favela monkey?
>>56773803
>Are you sure you are not a favela monkey?
Italian descent and favela monkey are not mutually exclusive.
>>56771709
7000 Brazilian Real equals
2549.47 Australian Dollar
>I have loads of money
>loads
If that's what classifies as loads in Brazil I'm equal to afucking millionaire over there
I am coming to breed your women
>>56773849
its a third world country m8, you can get prossies from there for like $50
>>56773981
oh thats cheap
http://australia.backpage.com/Domination/oriental-dominatrix-supreme-mistress-opium-cbd-melbourne-and-dandenong/12540990
this bitch wanted to charge me 300 dollars to drip candle wax on my balls then jerk me off with her feet rip off here i thought hookers were cheap but in the USA its around 200 mark for 30 minutes as well
>>56771709
>saved a lot of money
>7000 BRL
Negroe please. Pic related, three years as a remote software engineer (I receive in USD).
>>56773981
>$50
More like $5
>>56774062
I paid R$ 300 (~ 60 US$) for the asian girl on the link below two weeks ago. She is 1,40m and 35kg, fucking korean loli :3.
mia-miura.tumblr.com
Remote software engineer here.
>>56774017
Very kinky
>>56774062
Seems totally legit and safe. Go for it.
>>56774165
yeah but i panicked because what if she locks me there then people come out and start beating me
>>56774062
>$5.50 for 13 year old girl
what the fuck? you cant be fucking serious, Brasil?
>>56774062
>tfw I live near Cannes
I got an excuse for being a virgin at least
>>56774062
haha this is actually accurate the gooks are cheaper probably cos they come from overseas to get more for their cunt
>mfw theres some really fucking ugly ones who set their price at 300
bitch please you're not worth that
>>56774209
No mate, it's totally true. You can believe everything you read on the internet.
>>56774209
cheaper than a quarter pounder
>France 40k
get fuckd
>>56773849
How much money do you have?
>>56774062
>R$ 5,50 for a 13yo
Not a trap. Go for it.
>>56774344
nvm im actually a 700,000 thousander in Brazilian bungaroos
>>56773849
Pic related. OP.