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>>56734101
>>56770201
Ebin maymays until somebody else posts
>>56770229
I like the memes buddy
Keep on
fifth for stylish Jackie Chan
DESTUR THE RIGHTFUL RULERS OF MIDDLE EAST HAVE ARRIVED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwwTAjDIWfQ
>>56770684
don't post my personal pics without my permission please.
القدس لنا
>>56770807
Make me
>>56770360
K senpai
>>56770757
>Implying
MAGHRIB STRONK
REMOVE KEBAB
>>56770841
Dutch is basically English with spelling mistakes desu
kurd > farisî >>>>> ereb >>>>>>>>>>>>> tirk
>>56770970
Anything > Turk
how does it feel to be cucked by me?
good afternoon
>>56770957
Canto is basically Hakka with spelling mistakes desu
>>56771142
Hakka a shit
>>56771067
Nobody gives a shit about you nor memestine, to be honest
>>56771070
Good afternoon
>>56771142
Kankerboef
>>56771189
why do you use tripname? do you want to be special?
you are the only one in your country that have Internet anyway
>>56771259
>tripname
>triname
>trname
>tname
>name
Fixed
>Special
>EY GUYS HW FELL T BE KEKED
t b h
>Only one
OH I'M RAUGHING
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eEkFJA0q1B
Rate my 3arabi
>namefags in /mena/
The only guy allowed was the Assyrian Christianbro
>>56771402
shkun nta a tabouz?
>>56771358
4.5/10
>>56771402
>tripfagging ≠ namefagging
I'm not the only one here with Kuwait flag senpai
>>56771259
it's for easy filtering
>>56771484
Any constructive criticism?
>>56771185
I know m8 I'm just playing with you
>>56771358
Bretty gud, too formal though
>>56771402
Pls, don't go out, i don't want you to get shot
>>56771517
>pic related
>
>
>>56771721
>Bricks and stones
>u-uncle Tommy?
i dont know man
>
Well this thread is going great
>>56772680
wewew
>>56772680
yeah that's fookin haram mate, men and women who aren't immediate family cant eat on the same table, especially not next to each other like that
>>56772482
Hrrrr
I wish all animefags would cut their wrists open
>>56773913
Already done
>qt turkish girl reaches her hand out to shake my hand
>not sure what type of handshake she's going for
>awkwardly shuffle between a variety of different handshakes
>she just holds my hand for like a minute, talks to me and smiles
>can't find anything to say so mostly remain silent and give one word responses
>go home confused and ashamed
>still cringing painfully as I type this
JUST fuck my shit up
>>56773986
why are Palestinians so creepy /mena/
>>56774111
>>not sure what type of handshake she's going for
confirmed for ghetto nigger
>>56774195
Translate sand runes
>>56774111
ew bestiality
>>56774349
too long
>>56774111
>not sure what type of handshake she's going for
Your "inner workings" must be an interesting place
Did you place her palm beneath yours in an act of submission? Did you manage to caress her backhand with your thumb to convey your sympathies? Did you extend your arm and placed it where her flexor carpi ulnaris is placed?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>56774516
Gib Resumé then
>>56774599
Palestinian restaurant owner is creepy thirsty creep
>>56774599
Résumé means CV in English, never really used in its French sens (of a recap).
>>56775084
Oh ok, thx
>>56775084
>expecting a retarded anime loser to be literate
>>56775515
>illiterate
Then how am I able to read and understand your post :') ?
If anything I used it french meaning Pierre Ibn Kader
>>56775515
a lot of mouloud's around here these days, did /fr/ kick you out?
>>56774111
fucking lel
non-turkic jews/non ashkenazi jews, not even once
How the fuck do I flirt with a girl here
>>56775698
go back to your pedo pandering shit shows
>>56775769
>calling other people mouloud
>self hating algayshit
nothing surprising here
>>56776096
>Namecalling
I wish we didn't help your useless cuckold police get those terrorists
>PLZZZ TAKE ME SERIOUS GUYS PLEASE I BEG (YOU) JUST GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET (YOU)
go upvote yourself fagtron
>>56776176
>muh king secret services did everything
having fun watching cute underage girls eating pastries all day you greasy braindead nigger ?
that french faggot was tolerable for as long there were other things keeping the thread alive
>>56776075
grope them in public transportation
>>56776462
I meant without being arrested or bounty hunted f.am
>>56776501
grope them in private transportation
>>56776501
grope them in europe
>>56776376
>'help'
>did everything
Brain damage
>Cute underage girls
They are indeed cute
>Pastries
Says the french
>Greasy braindead nigger
Stop the self loathing m8 xD :')
>>56776445
He's doing a great job bumping the thread, and he's always fun to argue with
>>56776593
ebin
>>56771259
Not only one with Internet. Most Moroccan ISP's are banned on 4chan. You can only post with VPN or via mobile network
>>56777158
Nope, you just gotta restart your rooter once or twice to get a new ip and be able to post, I post daily, and I just have to restart my rooter once or twice a week really, and that's just for ADSL users
Saying that most ips are banned and that we can only post by VPN or Mobile is exaggerating fempai
>>56776755
;^)
holding your hand for a minute... is that indicating she's interested in you?? I mean it is a bit unorthodox if I'll be completely honest with you.
how many of you has lost family and friends to terrorism
inb4 jokes on you i don't have any friends
>>56778395
Some related (not 1.st grade as cousins or uncles etc.)
>>56778395
friends and far relatves
>>56778395
none that I know of desu
>>56778618
>>56778547
What happened?
>>56778956
2 were brothers who got buried under their house rubble when a car bomb went off targeting a nearby hotel around 2008
4 (as of now) volunteered to popular mobilization and died
a lot who left the country
>>56778395
none :-D
perks of being %100 Turkic masterrace ;D
>>56773759
...or what?
>>56779268
I had to move to Ankara this year and with me came three (3) bombs :D
Two of them literally exploded just after I returned to Ankara from Istanbul
;DDDDD And all of them exploded 15 minutes away from my home too
>>56779335
Omgee no way xD
>>56779383
hehe :D
>>56770201
>MENA never goes "We Wuz Romans"
>>56779114
C& B8 THE SH8KH M8
>>56779335
>15 minutes
try just down the street nigga i live in kizilay
shits on fire
Nour El-Khoury
>>56778395
Uncles and aunts
>>56776445
For the last time
Stop responding to his friendbegging
>be me, muttsri with literal 56kbps connection over ADSL
>go to pornhub
>click on some video
>wait
>ad frames loaded
>wait some more
>video player frame loaded
>wait some more
>ads finished loading
>start fapping
>wait some more
>after a few minutes, 5 seconds of video loaded
>[bombs internally]
>finish fapping to ads
>close porn tab
This happens almost every day
>>56781566
He's fun to respond to desu
>>56781878
>that dude
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oey4pS_Vh5o
>>56781833
Is it the standard in Egypt or just you ?
>>56781878
>>56781983
Why does that guy look like a retarded Putin jesus
>>56781833
>Not fapping to >>>/h/, >>>/d/, >>>/s/ and >>>/hc/
It faster and less internet demanding desu
>>56781983
>Thx for sauce
>>56782043
I don't think it's the standard, but it's the cheapest plan available and pretty expensive by Egypt's standards so I'm pretty sure a lot are in the same situation
>>56782084
I've been going to some of these recently when I'm on mobile
Takes almost a fucking minute to load a webm
>>56782253
>cheapest plan available
price in dollar?
>>56782084
no probs, just remember this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz1A0Z7igEQ
>>56782295
About $7-8.5 I think
>>56782420
hmmmmm
how is that expensive what's the average monthly salary
>>56782253
Still better than fapping to looping 10 seconds porn ads
And holy shit, what a rip off
>>56782549
pls stop posting pictures of me online
>>56782520
I'm not sure. I live with my grandparents (and have no job of my own, woohoo) and don't think grandpa's monthly pension is close to $100
There was a law to make min monthly wage for government employees something like EGP 1200 (~$125) but it's hugely unimplemented
>>56782520
HEY QUQ
URAQQUQ-UQUQ
IRAQ=QUQ
>>56782611
Nej kanker
>>56782661
holy shit that's barely enough for minimum food
how much does rent cost
>>56782713
*quqs in agreement*
>>56782661
What do you think should happen to fix the economy in Egypt ?
>>56782861
HAHA QUQ
I BET YOU ATE QUQ FLAQES FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING AND BULL SEMEN UQUQ
DONT FORGET TO PREP THE BULL UQUQ!
IM SURE YOUD BE A WONDERFUL STEPFATHER UQUQ
>>56782958
condoms and a time machine
>>56783275
Quality banter
>>56783275
just condoms are enough
>>56782958
ANOTHER WAR WITH ISRAEL
#NONORMALIZATION
>>56783434
too late for that, unless you bring down fertility rates below replacement level which requires a solid economy and development to begin with
>>56783434
IRAQQUQ DUBZ UQUQ
>>56783275
Algerians are fucking bullies
>>56783503
Egyptians are cucks for this
>>56783377
metal a shit
>>56783522
OR A ONE CHILD POLICY LIKE THEY HAVE IN VAGINA
>>56783522
bullshit
egypt can support 200 million people easily
they just need hella development
thoughts?
>>56783575
EGYPTIANS ARE QUX FULL STOP
LIKE MOROQQUX AND IRAQQUX AND QUQESTINIANS IF THEY EVEN EXIST
>>56783623
b--b-b-bls
>>56781833
why the fuck don't you use ublock + a browser with compression
you deserve all the sexy free prizes and secret tricks you get
>>56782861
I'm not sure
But we own our apartment, braise allah
>>56782958
*fetches fedora* this is gonna be kinda big
First, government has to nationalize army assets (and privatize some). According to some estimates the army owns 40 fucking percent of the Egyptian economy, and they don't do much good with it.
After that government spending be reduced as much as required to have budget balance or at least a healthy deficit.
After that, long term investment, especially in the provinces, and a focus on a service based economy
I'm not an economist desu, I just know the above shit is basic
also
>>56783275
>>56783676
T. ALBERTO BARBOSSA
>>56783676
Innacurate, Tunis used to be Called Ifriquia back in the day
Accurate skin color though :')
How does it feel to be universally hated guys ?
>>56783817
feels good man
>>56783733
WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE RACE WAR COMES AND THE NIGGERS RIOT IN THE STREETS OF CAIRO?
>>56783817
indifferent
>>56783676
Next terrorist attack happening at Paradox studios soon
>>56783817
KABOOM!
>>56783926
We don't have enough niggers for them to riot, and niggers from Nubia/Sudan get assimilated fairly easily
A riot in Cairo would be caused by native Cairenes for some political reason senpai
>>56783817
goed te doen jwz
What do you berbers think of Saint Augustine?
>>56783817
Exhausting
>>56784027
Me no speak dutch
>>56784167
are those subs accurate? If yes sauce pls
>>56783642
same way india can "support" 3 billion people, but you'll just end up with more people shitting in the streets and none of that hella development because it doesn't happen that way
egypt is obviously beyond its capacity of self-sustainability, if they keep breeding it will be very hard for their standard of living to catch up
>>56783676
very accurate
>>56783716
>tfw i have 100x better links than jewhub but never share em so they dont get shut down
XDD
>>56784314
not really man
they just need development and awareness
japan is one third of Egypt's size with more populations and way less potential arable land
>>56784314
India is the next superpower though
>>56784394
you're just fishing for you's now to be habibi
I'll indulge you.
>>56784137
He corrupted the church with crypto-manichaeism
nah jk he was gr8 mind and a tremendous influence on western theology and philosophy
>>56784651
sorry but i only post highly intellectual content*dib*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzhSmnGcSkE
>>56784255
Rip
There's a qt in my college whom I have a crush on
A friend of mine advised that I just spontaneously kiss said qt
Post help and related stories
>>56784791
tfw Arabs will all be dead before Humanity starts to colonize space
Feels good man
>>56784818
Absolutely not man, i don't have much experience with women but you only do that shit when you're in a relationship with the girl or something
Your friend is stuck in a tv show what the fuck
>>56784800
what?
>>56784946
No sauce
>>56785019
balls
Where does MENA stand on this eternal debate?
>>56784818
girls love being surprised with a kiss desu
>>56784818
>>56784915
Plot twist: that friend is actually a girl. Her current bf did that with her before they got in a relationship.
It makes the guy appear extremely alpha and more attractive, according to her
>>56784818
>A friend of mine advised that I just spontaneously kiss said qt
have you ever stopped and wondered how the hell could that not end in a disaster
take it slow and be yourself if she wants your d she'll drop hints
>>56784791
that's not porn
re
>>56784255
>>56784946
Fuck Morrocunts it's Mizugi Kanojo
>>56785063
Anyone who doesn't pick Katya has OBJECTIVELY shit taste and should be hanged
>>56785081
I forgot that women are also stuck in tv shows
Still i'd advise against it, or at least do it in EXTREMELY particular conditions
>>56785173
thanks man
>>56785173
>EXTREMELY particular conditions
elabor8
>>56785063
The team with the best Hard Bass
>>56785173
Thx for the sauce Kader-chan
no
i am not going to die alone
i am going to have a qt semitic-featured gf with tan skin, dark hair and eyes, and a hooked nose
>>56785273
Take this with a grain of salt, like i said, i don't think TV show situations apply to real life but try to get her to talk a whole fucking lot and while she goes on and on you stare at her mouth, after a while you go for the kiss.
Pretty cringe worthy to type it out but this is the best possible situation i could think of to do it that doesn't involve being in a relationship with her
>>56785215
>>56785347
reverse google search lads desu
hi where are the oil :DDD :DD
>>56784091
CAIRENE=NIGGER
INVEST IN YOUR INNER CITIES TOO UQUQ SO YOU DONT LOOK LIKE CHICAGO
>>56785063
I'm not a limp dicked weeb who's into prepubescent boys so ukrainian girl obv
>>56785520
Portuguese are some of the best posters
>>56785112
What varieties of disasters am I looking at?
>>56785468
Thanks m80, actually better than what I had in mind
Why are terrorists mainly western born drug dealers who have jail records
>>56785700
getting slapped and called a creep rapist is the easiest way out
but then again you're a creep rapist by nationality so it wouldn't be too hard on you
>>56785769
Identity crisis
>>56785139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
>>56785700
>Thanks m80, actually better than what I had in mind
Don't tell me you thought about doing this in the middle of uni or something
If she says yes to a date it's pretty much guaranteed that she's somewhat interested in you and it'll be less embarrassing if you get turned down
Also don't think about the kissing part too much if you manage to get a date with her because if you're on the autism spectrum like me and only confident when drunk you'll be paralyzed
>>56785769
Unemployment, most foreign ISIS members come from Tunisia and especially from a town called Kasserine, highest unemployment rate in the country
People often kill themselves there, too.
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi: “If Ben Guerdane (Tunisia) had been located next to Fallujah, we would have liberated Iraq.”
>>56785836
Nice meme
Why does MENA want to destroy Europe so badly? What did we ever do to you?
>>56785982
>digital camo
pretty fly for a jihad guy
>>56785803
>tfw doing it among egyptian girls anyway
I won't do it with someone who doesn't know me of course. Absolute worst case scenario would be that she'll make it extremely awkward and stop talking to me forever and involuntarily spread rumors about me to her friends which will inevitably bubble until my own social circle which consists of mostly girls can barely tolerate having me, but it won't get as bad as you said
>>56785982
>middle of uni
I'm not that autistic
I'm not sure whether to ask her out first or do le epic random kiss first, if I would
>>56786019
our children are raised being taught you're the enemy and there's not much either of us could do about it except for us to annihilate you.
Kinda like the "every white person is racist" meme
>>56786140
>our children are raised being taught you're the enemy
What if we changed that?
>>56786140
>I'm not sure whether to ask her out first or do le epic random kiss first, if I would
First kiss, then ask questions
>>56786140
>I'm not that autistic
>Proceeds to tell me how he thinks about doing the kiss first
>>56786019
Not Europe but America, France and Britain
>>56778308
you fucking KY of course it means that she likes you
>>56786220
How would some social outcast change his society when he can't even change his life?
Let's imagine that you are magicly transfered to medieval europe. Would you be able to change society so they stop burning apostates making war and abusing each other?
>>56786220
That is possible, and then of course things will change. But you'd have to get over the idea that westerners are out to get young muslim kids through "mental conquest" (they actually use that term) and that kebab children must keep their minds pure with sharia and islam.
Seriously, everything you think about that could make things better, kebab society would have thought of some way to immunize itself of it. I've been there.
>>56786260
Absolute pure wisdom
>>56786315
I didn't say I'm *not* autistic.
Also, think of how romantic that'd be senpai. If the girl is actually somewhat a little bit kinda maybe attracted to me then that'll be huge for her.
>>56786406
>fag roleplaying as a continent
>able to change his underwear
why don't I deserve qt arab/east asian/east african gf?
what have I done that deserves me this void and this loneliness?
is my karma that bad?
>>56786465
>Also, think of how romantic that'd be senpai. If the girl is actually somewhat a little bit kinda maybe attracted to me then that'll be huge for her.
I don't know man, maybe i'm projecting my insecurities but i really think it's a bad idea if you at least don't have a certain degree of certainty that she's attracted to you
>>56786710
Get drunk, pic related
I'm fairly certain people living in the /mena/ region are all depressed and suicidal but don't say it because gender roles are much stronger there and they just think to themselves "man up fagget"
>>56786710
can you first go vent your pepeness on r9k then come back and post normally
>>56786710
I wish I could be your boot camp instructor in the army. You wouldn't be able to breath for 4 months. Sleep for 6 hours and runnig around the base and doing pushups the other 18.
>>56786921
I'm already /fit/ phamalam
>>56786805
>have a certain degree of certainty she's attracted to you
Objective set.
>>56787022
Not in your brain.
>>56786921
>t. Tel Aviv bdsm club owner
>>56787052
can you fuck off and get mona back pls
>>56787070
I can easily disprove this as well but IQ-bragging gets you chimped out at so I won't
>>56787110
>talking as if I lived with mona
>>56787139
Emotional maturity isn't necessarily linked to IQ
>>56787168
Is mona qt, i've been browsing /int/ for a year but haven't been on /mena/ for months
>>56787139
In my opinion, being fit mentally doesn't require knowledge as main prerequisite. Knowledge always leaves us wanting more and all these questions branching. It makes us miserable more than it makes us "interesting", happy, or satisfied
I don't know about you, we don't always go through the same processes, but every time I learn something, I feel more miserable about it
>>56787052
look, ive tried many ruse
try to talk to her, if she enjoys talking to you, not just listen passively but actually engaging and approaching you, ask if you can do something together or hang out.
ideally it should be about something you talked i.e. taking funny pictures or vomiting in a museum etc. and not just "eyyo wanna cum?"
then maybe after having some fun together and talking 4-8h and she became desensitized to your touch because you hugged or held hands you can start thinking about a kiss
not too late either, if you miss the window youll be frendzoned
>>56787168
pretend that you're mona then
>>56787347
>emotional maturity
this is literally 4chan...
>>56787410
the only solution to >tfw is to drown yourself and your mind in hedonistic pleasure and social happiness
spirituality is a meme
>>56787616
not true.
you can try to minimize the fun you're having, so when you have a little bit of fun its mind-blowing
the downside is you'll be socially incompatible to people that are used to high amount of stimuli.
Cmon guys it isn't funny anymore, please end all the wars so we can send home some of these non-whites
>>56787616
I'll leave the solutions to individual treatment. Not comfortable with talking about these things and applying collectives
Hey guys, Shaikha says hi :^)
>>56787616
>this is literally 4chan...
So ?
>no mona to release the tension into
>>56787421
Thanks family, I'll have to brush up on my touching skills first though t.bh
when did this place turn into r9k?
>>56788120
it hasn't you half-eaten chocolate bar
>>56788120
its a decision between faggotry and feels or le ebin habbenings
>>56787919
i don't quite understand what's happening
>>56788120
i don't know but i blame al jazeera
>>56788120
It's a nice place, a wee bit r9k, but I think it only needs to solve its rabid diaspora problem. All these Canadian, Dutch, German, French and American MENAs are a passive aggressive bunch
>>56788209
are you actually inuit?
how do I get a qt inuit gf?
>>56788042
OGAI (FLIPS TABLE) GERMANY KUN PUT (NEW LINE) THAT (SNIPER EMOTICON) GUN DOWN (HAPHAZARD LIST OF EMOTICONS)
(GLOMPS HK-ANON)
OGAI~~
SOMETHING SOMETHING GLORIOS NASHAAN (WOMAN ON CAMEL)
*UNLOADS ON YOU*
>>56788291
if you dont like it you can go meme yourself
>>56788260
I showed her a screencap of this thread (she likely doesn't know what 4chin is) and she's calling you pussies.
>>56788337
10/10 impression of mona
>>56788120
One thread man
>>56788452
See? Very defensive
>>56788310
no lol
>>56788499
I was giving you the desired reaction.
>>56788494
wait the girl they're telling you to kiss?
>>56788494
why not fuck her instead?
>>56788664
The girl giving me advice
>>56788692
She has a bf and lives in Bahrain
>>56788765
how should a woman know how you get a girl as a man?
>>56788765
>She has a bf
kek
>and lives in Bahrain
doesn't come back for visits?
We /r9k/ now
Time to kick it into high gear
>Be me
>Be 14
>Ugly girl confessed to me but being the retarded shithead that I was, I flately rejected her
>Girl ran away with tears all over her face
>Since that day the girl would make up any excuse to get me out of her sight
>Three months later girl got transferred to another school
>fast forward 4 years later
>Be me
>Be 18
>Be fat
>Be a manlet
>new neighbors moved in the apartment next door
>was curious about what all the fuss, so I slightly opened the front door for a small peek
>Saw a family of 6
>two qt sisters and two retarded brothers
>Stepped out of my apartment to help the family move their furnitures like any gentleman would've done
>the Family accepted my help even doe I was only in it to get to know their GOAT daughters
>Girls asked me about my name so I replied with a cliché one liner
>Me: Hey my name's anon nice it's a pleasure meeting such fine looking babes
>the One-chan stared at me in a weird way from top to bottom
>Then said anon is that you, you've gained so much weight since the last time we saw you I'm sorry I didn't recognize you till now
>Girls laughed awkwardly
>We spent time talking about the good old middle school days while carrying the last bit of furnitures left
>the Onee-chan gave me her number and her Facebook address
>We reestablished our friendship and we put the past behind us
>Sometimes she'd hangout in my place and sometimes I'd do the same
>fast forward one week later
>She gets a BF
>BF is some rich Chad from a very wealthy well established family owning this cunt's Macdonalds chain, Jewelry stores and an entire fucking mall
>tfw outmatched
>Look at the girl's Facebook page and noticed how Chad is feeling up on her body on every pic that she posted
>I cursed myself for rejecting her
>I wanted to go back in past and knock the shit out of old me for being a prick
>I cried myself to sleep everyday since then
Moral of the story:
Don't reject ugly girls.
>>56788808
She's chronicling what other men did that worked on her
>>56788850
She's actually Bahraini anon
WE
wew
this is a whole new demographic I didn't know to consider
Educated-in-English Arab babes in /mena/ without angry brothers is now my plan
Move aside Nour it's time for Fatima Abu Goush desu
>>56788942
>internet friends
buahahahaha
>>56788876
Fuck, man.
Though is this worse than having briefly dated her at 14 and then growing up to see her with someone who is better than you in all ways?
>>56788876
>>Sometimes she'd hangout in my place and sometimes I'd do the same
Were the two of you alone ?
If so that's where you fucked up by not making a move
When Baghdadi takes over we'll all have designated /mena/ gfs lads
>>56788876
>We /r9k/ now
31 year old virgin here. I isolate as much as I can. Work minor jobs at night alone.
>>56789082
I knew her in real life, for a couple of days, and we kept in touch. Flirty as fuck.
>>56789135
are you the Jordanian dude
Tfw when you might be of berber origin
>>56789188
No.
Also I live alone with a cat.
>>56789252
If you mean you're sad then go an hero. I'm fucking jealous that I'm not of the berber masterrace.
Coptic is good but not as good
And anything is better than ar*b
>>56789260
fuck an escort
delete Facebook
hit the gym
cycle clen & tren
trade the cat for a dog
install flux
You're welcome
>>56789252
my condolences
>>56788876
You didn't miss anything at that age. You're missing it now. Fix your fat self and move on
>>56789342
>f.lux
you are a WALKING MEME
>>56789135
Sounds comfy except for the virgin at 31 part desu
>>56789140
If she's flirty with you, on the internet...
I mean, it must be easier to flirt through a screen, but I'd not count on any of it. "Internet" flirting and "signs" is worth dog shit, my friend, and if you can't "lure" her out, ask her to go out here and there, then there's no use in it
Cro-fucking-atia out of nowhere lol
>>56789401
vaguely Khaoulesque~
>>56789450
She's not that flirty on the internet, I meant IRL. When we were in the same place she'd touch me a lot and lay her head on my shoulder and shit. She did that with pretty much every other guy above 7/10.
That was two years ago. I used to have social skills then, feels bad man
>>56789252
>le arab invasion meme
99% of north african, levantine, egyptian, iraqi and southern arabian people are the descendants of the native pre-islamic indigenous inhabitants of the land, invasions generally cause very little changes in the gene pool of a nation
>>56789642
>She did that with pretty much every other guy above 7/10.
>still lusting over her
>>56789642
>When we were in the same place she'd touch me a lot and lay her head on my shoulder and shit.
I fucking hate cunts who do that
a sexy kurdish girl I know does that, she literally goes around being flirty and touchy-feely with every tall white chad she can find while she has some kurd boyfriend on the side
she did that to me and got my hopes up, thinking she was just some decent girl who liked me then I heard her talking about her bf and it fucking crushed me and infused me with newfound misogyny
>>56789645
But I don't want to be a subhuman berber
>>56789645
That's not true Chaim, Palestine gene stock was fucked up with badly.
>>56789642
get her to send feet and post it.
>>56789712
it's funny until it happens to you phamalam>>56789758
she gave me hope for a while and made me think I could stop being a gfless loser, but then she destroyed me
some (all?) women are just literal succubi
>>56789772
>Arab
REEEEEE GET OUT OF MAGHRIB ZAMEL
thinking about kazakh mail order bride desu lads
Ayo hold up
so with all these pre Arabic ethnicities, who are the Arab invaders gene pool wise? Saudis and peninsulars?
>>56789823
>falling in love over a touch
nigga that's desperate level.
>>56789905
just fuck my shit up
>>56789889
Yemenis are the purest Arabs
Everyone else outside the Arabian Peninsula isn't genetically Arab, but Arab identity isn't based on genes
>>56789905
>He doesn't fall in love with women who smell like flowers
are you FUCKING gay ?
>>56789823
you could have fucked her but you're a beta moron who thought her having a boyfriend is stopping anything
>>56789889
Saudis fucked so much blacks they're not even Caucasian anymore
>>56789712
>*taking dating advice from her to snare another girl
I feel like the fact that both are girls has caused too much confusion
>>56789758
iktf. though she wasn't exactly secretive about it so I didn't get my hopes up or anything, it just gave me the idea that I might be not ugly after all
it's ok senpai, you will find the qt african gf who will make you forget it.
>>56789905
it can happen, trust me
>>56789807
just wait for mona
>>56789086
I could've had my first kiss and witnessed her growth from UN ugly duckling to a beautiful Swan ;_; .
Taking her first time before getting cucked by a Chad is infinitely better
>>56789124
>Were you two alone
No her imouto was on gaurd everytime I visit her place and she always accompanied her when she went to mine, pulling a move is almost impossible
>>56789355
>take an advice from a Balkan nigger who spends his time on a chinese imageboard
Kek
>>56789835
Berbers are so racist, whenever I go to the grocer he will always serve me last because I dont speak his monkey language'
>>56790133
was*
>>56789935
RIP
>>56790010
>Skank buys a perfume
>Abdoul smells it
>Abdoul falls in love and marries her
pic related
>>56790066
Just pee yourself
I think Rooble is a pretty good poster
shes a bargain desu, and still cute
no offence
but do some Saudis have this crossed eyed look
I dunno
>>56770229
I fucking love Saddam memes. Got anymore?
>>56790270
I was memeing but girls who really smell nice get me diamonds
>>56790465
ikr
when they swoosh past you, hair and all
>>56790285
Lying about her age. She's probably 50's.
>>56790410
I don't ;-;
>>56790641
check it out man, finished degrees, muslim, not fat
i bet some of them even look qt irl
>>56790410
fb : spicy Saddam memes
>>56790808
>be like Saddam
But he destroyed Iraq and got himself killed.
>>56790818
Thanks mate, much appreciated
>>56790941
JUST DO IT, don't let your dreams be dreams
>>56790277
Baghdad is the best poster here albeit he gets butthurt at times , his posts are legendary
>>56790285
Wouldbagher/10
>>56790808
Gaddafi, Assad and Saddam = Holy trinity
>>56791057
>Would bag her
Fucking hell Rooble
>>56790818
Fuck this page is fucking 10/10
If isis ever reaches your home I can shelter you here.
>>56791106
Live by the memes, die by the memes
>>56791192
Yeah 10/10 page
>>56791120
>Beggars can't be choosers
Robots have no standard Kreig
>>56791192
there's no ISIS in my country, but can I take that offer anyway?
>>56791345
>there's no ISIS in my country
Muslim Brotherhood is Da'ech lite man
>>56791099
>Al fagdaddy
>>56791192
>If isis ever reaches your home I can shelter you here.
Can I come over I'm an ethnic Somali, I speak Swedish fluently and I have some goats that I can offer for Jizya
I won't rape white women, I swear
>>56791345
Only if you will agree to either help me prepp my current bull or replace him.
>>56791099
>You will never burst into his palace in full powered armor to arrest him and put him on trial
>You will never do the same to GW Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld
;_;
>>56791466
So I'm confirmed for refugee now
>>56791631
As long as everything's 100% consenshual, I wholeheartedly agree
>>56791629
How did a Somali end up in Kuwait?
>>56791849
Kuwait needs slaves.
>>56791057
>Baghdad is the best poster here albeit he gets butthurt at times
Tbf I'm the canadian who said 3 days ago how butthurt he is, then you told me he is actually very gentle.
>>56791664
>>You will never burst into his palace in full powered armor to arrest him and put him on trial
I'll let that slide since Assad is the only one who deserves it in the Holy trinity
>>56791849
Father arrived in Kuwait on 1968 married my mom through his relatives in Yemen settled here in 1970, they wanted to go back but Cold War+Civil War+ Tribal Cleanisings happened, pretty dark shit senpai
>>56791909
Delete
>>56791948
He deserves a bullet to the head.
Making his head go pop during a speech is another fantasy of mine
>>56791913
That wasn't me
>>56792120
Yeah he deserves it desu, making the ones before him look like bloodthirsty fucks
>>56792120
no human bean deserves death
except my german teacher in 5th class
That spicy Saddam page i swear to fucking God
New thread
>>56793165
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