>Europe
>australia
>>56766517
>East Australia
>>56766623
>german serbs
>>56766495
>mfw yesterday more australians died by suicide than europeans died in terrorist attacks
Ayy
>>56766517
>poo peeland
>>56766638
Don't make me remove you.
>earth
>be european
>get BRUSSEL SPROUT'D
>>56766888
>be australian
>get EMU'D
>>56766888
>be australian
>get bit by spider
>"oeh nae werries mayte, ajm soore we habe sumodat spayjder ayjnteedote at dhee haspiteeehl!"
>"Hospital notice: We're all out of spider antidote. Shipping from USA will take 2 months."
>"faageeng bohgaans!"
>>56767235
Depending on the hospital they might not even routinely give antivenom for spider bites. Funnel webs maybe, but they're only in NSW. But even the Redback which is the second most venomous spider only injects about 1/10 of a lethal dose of venom for an average human with each bite. Though if anyone is getting significant pain or is otherwise generally unwell, they'd get it.
But antivenom is expensive.
>>56768910
You know what isn't expensive?? ur mom.
quality threads m8s