BBC lovers edition
3rd
4th
>>56764597
Because racism
Also I'm pretty sure most chav muslims are crypto-jihadists like this one
>>56764685
really fucked up desu
>>56764701
Indeed
What do we say lads?
The next terrorist attack being in London?
Make your bets
Oh shit, lads
He just tweeted this
>>56764716
Supposed to be in London but it gets foiled by MI5
haha lads the Belgians got together in Brussels city centre last night and sang songs and held banners
so-called """"Daesh"""" BTFO
>>56764716
Waiting for atack on world youth day
Ah yes... Excellent
AVERAGE YORKSHIRE LAD
>>56764716
Gonna say Germany, they're overdue for their hospitality.
>>56764817
a belgium scale attack in germany would be the trigger for the downfall of the EU.
Surely the german people would wake up to what merkal has done after german blood is spilled. The reaction to the rapes were bad enough.
>>56764769
He's got the whole world in his hands...
>>56764792
Still don't understand this logic
Why is everyone getting upset over Brussels?
You're more likely to get hit by a car desu
>>56764856
You are joking aren't you?
Germany is in full damage control mode when it comes to shit like this because they don't want to be called Nazis again
One day, Japan is going to have to loosen it's border controls because of a falling population
Enjoying a stawberry, pinapple, apple, goji berry, acai berry, milt and kale smoothie lads.
Third eye is absolutely SWIMMING in DMT right now.
>>56764856
I seem to remember German men wearing dresses in retaliation.
>>56764863
Tbf there is some merit to the argument, essentially it says that Muslims will become disillusioned with western democracy because of all the hate they receive off the back of the terrorist attacks and go "well if you cunts don't want me I know someone who will"
>>56764877
>>56764894
p-pls no
>>56764716
i'll throw down on another france attack, calais animals will escape and lash out somewhere and white ppl will be blamed for how the camp was handled
>>56764685
Just reported his account anyway.
>>56764899
And once they're all over there it becomes truly "us vs them" and we can just wipe them all out, as should have been the solution this whole time
poo wank poo wank poo wank poo wank poo wank poo wank poo wank poo wank
Doing a poo
>>56764941
>9:11:00
poetry
Don't worry lads! I predict we need just a few more terrorist attacks until our governments might ever so slightly tighten immigration laws! Hurray! :D
>>56764979
this comment put into perspective how fucked up this situation is
>>56764959
jesus christ when's the last time you chavs fixed big ben, it's 5:11:00
>>56764979
I'm sure the families of the victims will feel that's a worthy sacrifice.
![Liberty_Bell_2008[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2r35au2.jpg "Liberty_Bell_2008[1].jpg")
>>56764989
>when's the last time you chavs fixed big ben
We'll fix our bell when you fix yours
>>56764979
we literally can't while we're in the EU
https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Glasgow,+Glasgow+City,+UK/@55.7442873,-4.217704,3a,75y,76.81h,82.09t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1spOvksezhpFmPx55JiBqpZg!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo0.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DpOvksezhpFmPx55JiBqpZg%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D277.5%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m2!3m1!1s0x488815562056ceeb:0x71e683b805ef511e!6m1!1e1
Scotland
>>56765013
You sure told them
>>56765028
Fucking off yourself
Me in the village
>>56764884
>smoothie
enjoy your 2.6g fibre
>>56765028
>blue dustbins
savages
>>56764942
*rattles door*
OI LADS SOMEONE'S DOING A SHIT IN HERE
waheeeeyyyyy
*goes into cubicle next to you and leans over the top*
OI LADS ITS ANON HAHAHA AH ANON THAT STINKS YOU DIRTY CUNT
*lobs wet toilet roll over the door*
waaahheeeyyyyyyyy
>>56765043
why
>>56765013
sod off
lel at captcha having me pick out tea
>>56765024
Good thing we're not leaving then haha!
So glad out friends Turkey will be joining the EU too!
>>56765045
Are you the only one in the vill-arge?
>>56765092
>only oldfags will get this
>>56765089
>implying
haha, all the in voters will be at glastonbury or won't bother to turn up to the polling booth.
>>56765089
>mfw all that comes true too
>>56765105
It's not THAT old..
really really shit though.
>>56765133
it's a joke you dopey thai melt
>>56765093
>>56765133
13 years ago mate
>google "when was little britain released"
>google says "Britain still owns The Falkland Islands, actually"
>>56765143
oh.. wait a minute..
>janny deleted my kev post
*walks towards you*
>>56765105
HAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHA XDDDDD
>>56764606
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>>56765166
rasheed
Fancy doing a bit of book burning today.
>>56765191
all me
>>56765166
>>56765182
why are there two different thailads?
>>56765191
Apologise for killing Jesus
>>56765203
one of them is the kid in his basement on a stolen smartphone
Scotland terrifies me
vast sinkhole of mediocrity
>>56765203
Thailad has a distinctive posting pattern I don't think it's him
I think there are now 3 thaichums
>>56765156
>13 years ago mate
pepe_clock.jpg
>>56765252
2
>>56765191
nice got a few (You)'s in there
>>56765260
Must be hard for you mate, learning Little Britain is older than your last gf
Lots of UKIP racists in this thread trying to further their islamophobic agenda with the Brussels attack baka
Reported a girl at work for liking a Britain first post on Facebook, she's due for her disciplinary meeting today.
>>56765275
*audience coughs*
>>56765075
>tfw maori boys banging on the cubicle door whilst i try do a poo
>they reach under and grab my pants and take all the loose change out of my pockets
>they walk off laughing with my pants
>no toilet paper left
terrible school memories
what's better lads, scotland or britain?
>>56765347
ireland
>>56765358
muh
Got a massive willy lads.
>>56765319
a classic at my school was to pull people backwards when they were having a piss and watch it go flying everywhere
poor jannys
>>56765319
haha nice flag haha
>>56765314
>In a formal meeting yesterday for having 3 sick days in a year.
>Last 2 sick days were a year ago
>Go into meeting
>Boss gives me the dates of the sicknesses and asks me if I remember being off.
>Say I don't recall
>Tries to proceed with the meeting
>Ask him if return to work interviews were conducted on those supposed sicknesses last year
>They weren't
>Tell him that if the interviews weren't conducted then there's no way to be sure if I did have those days off sick, only a mark on a calendar from a year ago.
>He is forced to conclude the meeting
btfo.
He was being a tricky cunt tho. I've found in a lot of these work related disciplinaries they will goad you into admitting guilt with half truths.
If I hadn't objected to the lack of evidence I probably would have been punished.
>>56765319
Why didn't you Kiwis manage to cuck the Maoris like the Yanks and Canadians did to the Native Americans and the Aussies did to the abos?
Instead you've been cucked by them, doing the haka before sporting events, having a referendum on changing your flag to one of their symbols.
>>56765319
Haha cuck. Maoris are fat faggots.
>>56765319
howling
reminds me of the time we tied our teachers 2 dogs to the back of the car and drove around for hours
still hear the screams in my sleep
Esapmas Is my dragon name
>>56765428
good post
>>56765428
don't rate that behaviour Bruce
hope you're telling porkies
>>56765468
didn't know poms spun porkies too be ache
What's your favourite school memory lads?
For me it was fingering a cute black girl in the woods on sports day in sixth form.
>>56765404
fukken lmao mate
reminds me of the time my dad beat my mum and made us kids watch
will never forget the look of terror in my mums eyes
good post but mate
>>56765404
>in a formal meeting for having 3 sick days in a year
Which company's call-centre do you work for?
>>56765468
>dave
>porkies
heh
>>56765492
haha nice mate
mine was failing school and having my close friends bully me to the edge of suicide then coming home to my dad throwing me dog in the pool because i failed
>>56765492
I banged this year 10 girl up against the recycling bins behind the school. Then I was forced to leave my teachers assistant role for having innapropriate relationships with students.
Doing an airplane
>>56765521
Mine was better
>>56765530
>airplane
FOY
>>56765530
where you jetting off to?
>>56765530
I was feeling a bit jealous but then I saw that bloke's tattoo and realised you're probably headed to Benidorm or somewhere equally shit.
>>56765530
*this man gets on*
*sits next to you*
*you can hear the duct tape under his close as he fiddles around*
>>56765548
everything usually is
>>56765530
on a scale of 1-10 how much will you shit yourself if you hear someone shout allahu ackbar during the flight
Another day, another job application rejected
>>56765492
being too cool for school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkzUDT9r8g4
>>56765581
If you fly from Birmingham airport it's usually the captain who says that.
are we being raided by reddit it?
hope not because ive already had to endure one raid in my lifetime when the police arrested my foster parents for diddlin' the wee kiddies
>>56765549
Yeah wasn't sure what the yank one was
>>56765560
>>56765568
Fueterventura
>>56765574
>>56765581
Delete
Literally moving now, need to turn my phone off lmao
>>56765530
>airplane
>>56765610
Rorkey McRorkeface
>>56765610
kek
have i posted this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkzUDT9r8g4
>>56765530
Nice legroom faggot
>>56765610
banter
just wana take a trip away somewhere but literally no one I know will go with me
imagine some Scot twat sitting in his council house watching the OC
imagine it
Have a gf but my desire to suck penis and have one in my bum means sex is no longer satisfying.
Don't know what to do ťbh
She's generally great, a pretty exceptional girl and likely one of the best I'm ever gonna get, but I really feel the need to be single again and explore my sexuality.
>>56765658
I'm a big guy
>>56765669
I'll go with you lad. Where do you want to go?
I actually wear fedoras
>>56765686
reminds me of the time my grandma died when her house caught fire after I left the stove on
it's all my fault
>>56765701
maybe budapest, or backpack around southern italy for a little while
>>56765686
forwarded this post to your gf.
fuck me this Bruce's posts are proper dark
rein it in Bruce
>>56765728
Why don't you go alone and meet up with other backpackers? I'm thinking about doing something similar in the summer.
Nigel Farage on talkRadio @10am lads
>>56765728
My gf's brother just got back from Budapest, he looked like death warmed up from a 3-day hangover and there's a load of pictures on his facebook of him and his mates firing shotguns, AK-47s and shit
>>56765748
dont know how 2bh
>>56765740
sorry mate, repo took the tv
will go to sleep again i guess
>>56765732
She actually browses 4chan now because of me lmao
Living life on the edge posting my confessions
>>56765779
"alri mate, nice backpack haha"
>>56765779
How to what? Meet people?
>>56765411
>being cucked by darkies
we're literally you
caught scurvy from the charity clothes people been donating
hospital for weeks now
just got a job
such is life
>>56765750
So right after all the normal people get stuck into work and no one but neets are listening? Sounds about right
>>56765809
Shoulda washed your clothes in fresh fruit and vegetables first mate
>>56765808
There are a greater proportion of Maoris in New Zealand than there are darkies of any kind here, and we don't do Paki dances before England games.
You are the most cucked country in the Anglosphere.
give me attention, (You)'s, so on so forth
do that now
>>56765802
idk the general procedure
ive never really travelled and its a bit intimidating to go alone, might have to do, all these people who I thought were my friends are constantly going on trips and I'm never invited. starting to really depress me, just on my own every day
is JD sports shit
>>56765802
also do you think theres many places I will be able to get cash in hand work as I travel? would like to get away for as long as possible and only have 2 grand at this point
>>56765728
Budapest is very nice and underrated with good nightlife - go. I went to do the escape the room game and shot some guns and shit outside the city too.
>>56765843
>implying we can simply just kill the maoris
half of them are scum but the other half are actually bro's
also
>not liking the haka
lmao lad u intimidated by a little wardance we stole of the natives
I said give me attention
see
>>56765844
>>56765848
Yeah, I know the feeling. :( What I was planning to do is buy a cheap flight somewhere, book a hostel and see who I meet there, if nobody wants to hang out then I'll just have fun by myself.
>>56765875
2 grand seems like a good amount to travel with. I know backpackers do farm work in Australia and then travel around with the money they make.
Workaways might be a good thing to look into as well. Basically you work for someone on a farm or something similar in a nice location in return for food and board and you're free to travel around when you're not working.
>britbongs planning to come here to shoot guns and get drunk
please no
>>56765892
>being intimidated by the haka - ever
m8 have you seen yourself? You look ridiculous. Play the whiteman for once.
>>56765932
Already been m8, don't worry it's mostly nice brits who go to Hungary. All the dole scum go to Spain.
>>56765932
haha alri pavel where's all the hungarian birds at then haha LADS ON TOUR 2K16!! x
>>56765928
With hostels is there anywhere safe to leave your shit or should I keep absolutely everything on my person at all times. Thats a big factor that worries me, I'm not v trusting doubt I would sleep much in a dorm full of strangers
>>56765892
>stole off the natives
>not cucked into doing it by the natives
Nah lad it looks proper gay 2bh
Not liking this "Australian "humour"" gimmick to be honest with you lads.
>>56765970
nothing matters mate
god is dead and we'll be worm food like the rest of my parents when their car crashed into a marshmallow truck
give me attention
dont make me keep asking
give me (You)s
>>56765988
There it is again, dreadful display.
Just hid matey up there's post haha
>>56765960
I'm pretty sure most have secure lockers that you can keep your shit in.
If hostels don't appeal you could look into couchsurfing, basically people who let you sleep for free at their place. Sometimes they'll even show you around their city.
phife dawgs dead lads.. only been up an hour and this days going from bad to worse
>>56765970
haha this reminds me of the time when i was kid when it was my aspiration to become a stand up comic. dad told me only "poofters and wogs become comics. you want to act like a wog?" so he made me kick the footy against the wall for 12 hours straight haha #dadLAD
Don't give him (You)s
Give me (You)s
>>56766001
>rating gimmicks
about as handy as a hole in the head
speaking of
>>56766012
thanks for the advice m8, I appreciate it
4 fours in and i couldn't control my bladder anymore so i started pissing myself like a little bitch haha he told me if i quit i wouldn't be allowed to change out of those clothes for school tomorrow so i kept kicking that fucking ball haha i just kept kicking it and i started to blister, the blisters turned bloody but i kept kicking it lads
ummmm.......... okay sweety ;)
Just woke up lads
i've thought about ree'ing at strangers in public
how would that work out for me lads? i could record it and put it in youtube
>>56766028
and again, utterly awful; a waste of time, electricity and oxygen. How do you even justify such horrifically bad taste?
I want attention and (You)s
see
>>56765844
>>56765919
>>56765990
Reply to my posts
what's the current year again?
>>56766036
No problem lad, hope you have fun if you go.
is the new kendrick lamar album good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiDEbW_bmzw
ah, excellent
>>56766069
i reckon i was starved for attention as a kid because whenever i wanted some sort of reconigiton for my accomplishments dad, being the sharp witted battler he was, would get out the yellow pages, hang me up by my hands, and bash it against my stomach for hours on end
mum would often be out the front smoking to escape my screams but i know she heard.
>>56766068
calm down mate i understand it's easy to become a bitter spaz in a 6x6 council estate house but just relax yeah?
Remember when cyberbullying was a thing and teachers would go nuts about reporting mean people , can't believe we did Assembly's for that shit
>>56766086
yes
>>56766068
if i ever wasted electricity dad would cut off a nail
nobody wanted to give my itchy fanny a scratch yesterday, anybody want to scratch it today?
a nice girl is buying me coffee today and I agreed on a whim
she's been asking to go out for a while but I've been putting it off
surprised she keeps asking
just got out of the suicide ward today lads
please be nice to m- >>56766068
oh
>>56766099
>>56766113
>>56766134
utterly
utterly
awful
Honestly feel bad that Australia is part of the Commonwealth.
>>56766154
she wants to make her ex bf jealous 2bh
>>56766140
What the fuck is she doing
>>56766162
hit a nerve lad?
i wouldnt know
got nerve damage
13 years in the mines and thats all ive got to show for it
>>56766154
I've never been asked out by a girl
>>56766162
cry more you bitter pasty limp-wrist runt
human gunk
>>56766162
there was no "commonwealth" in my family. it was everyone for themselves -- a family of wolves.
i recall when my brother and i were playing (this was before his accident), and we accidentally ran inside. needless to say we hid to escape dad's wrath, but when he found us he talked to us one at time. my brother dobbed me in to escape punishment which led to me getting my stomach jumped on by dad 10 times
My girlfriend
>>56766094
Brits trying to copy american gangsters is so bent
Chav """"""culture""""" is shit
Literally listened to 2pac once now they think they're bloods and crips
>>56766154
FONT
Cat died when grandad slipped and fell on her
He cracked his head open at the same time!
Two birds with one stone, that's what we say around here
a girl asked me out once but she was a nasty slut who was pregnant twice before we graduated
grandma exploded lads
>>56766253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>>56765952
no, most of them are scum
old couples are nice
>>56765956
>>56766188
>>56766212
>>56766213
My God, how do you even cope with this level of moral reprehensibility? All that Uranium ore must be leaking into your water, no sane, healthy human could make such dreadful posts.
>>56766253
Yeah but you shouldn't turn down an opportunity to spend time with your mum mate
>My God, how do you even cope with this level of moral reprehensibility? All that Uranium ore must be leaking into your water, no sane, healthy human could make such dreadful posts.
Doing an excrement
Blood hell, Uncle Gary is raping mum again
Least I can get some sleep now
>>56766291
calm down
>>56766253
that's a nice cat lad
played Con Te Partiro at me parents funeral
CD player broke so we went home
Quite literally the most reddit thing I've read
terrible with women lads. no idea what im doing. getting depressing 2bh.
just realised ive been sitting in my room everynight for the last 2 years speaking to myself via /brit/
wish my parents still spoke to me
>>56766365
I went on Reddit once, mum broke my legs
>>56764606
Don't post pics of my ever again
>>56766398
My parents speak to me
They've been dead for 12 years
Was watching gay porn but climaxed to clothed lesbians kissing each others cheeks so it's alright I'm not gay yet
car broke down on the way to the vet
tried to hail a car but they were kids and just laughed at me
dog starved to death in my arms
night mate
I'll ride with (You)
>>56766478
(You) aint no muslim bruv
my only friend finally saved up enough money for brain surgery in Brussells
flight arrived yesterday, havent heard from him yet
look forward to seeing him though, only person i can comfortably speak to
>>56766475
You should have fed him before going to the vet lad
the hat man bomber has been arrested lids
>>56766213
kekd at this
>>56766134
and this
>>56766188
and this
>>56766538
2/3
nb nb
aww shit RIP phife dawg
>>56766478
If (You) wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
>>56766552
what does this even mean? I fucking hate this website
Not a fan of this edgy cunt
>>56766572
>last panel isn't a smile
dropped.
>>56766572
>this comic made more sense back when sex before marriage wasn't so common than now when transsexuals are more of a thing
That's an odd thought
Would really like some kind of mind virus that targets the more irritating pseudo-Americans (otherwise known as "Australians").
might unironically watch the entirety of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lix_7Gdwwz0
Just ate 4 (four) whole yogurts lads
I'm absolutely müllered
>>56766676
enjoy your mudbutt
i am deeply concerned
just wanked
>>56766552
^ only celebrity death I can remember that actually has upset me
>no more 5ft ruffneck assassination business
Just got a taxi with a friend camp muslim fellow.
How do we differentiate between the bad muslims and the alri muslims on day of the rope lads?
>>56766643
I'm not Australian I'm Victorian there's a difference, we are much more cultured, intelligent and overall better target everyone else xo
>>56766705
>being a dirty lactose intolerant jf
disgusting
Lads I'm in fucking Bali.
>>56766749
I don't Balieve it
>>56766749
post view
>>56766732
>alri muslims
>looking through contacts on phone for someone to hang with today
literally nothing
>It's an aussies ruin /brit/ again episode
Also just realised I've posted on /int/ with 5 (five) different flags in 4 years
>>56766749
Noice mate, I went there quite a few years ago. You in Kuta or inland?
The terrorist who attacked Brussels have been confirmed as born in Belgium so are not refugees
btfo racists.
is it normal for a girl's puss to bleed a little bit during sex
>>56766801
That's even worse then, as it means even second generation immigrants aren't integrated.
>>56766779
wish you would fuck off
>>56766801
>homegrown muslims become terrorists
>import more muslims so their kids can grow up to be terrorists
genius future terrorism investment
>>56766758
Noice
>>56766763
See pic
>>56766790
Kuta for now then onto Java and away from the 60 year old Aussie fucking 15 year olds
>>56766849
no thanks, i think i'll stay here
business idea: outsource all terrorist attacks to india
>>56766849
>mfw he literally talks to his /int/ elders like that
Indecision plauges my mind
>>56766855
>smoking
v disgusting
If so called moderate Muslims truly are moderate, why don't they kill themselves to prove that? Obviously the ones who kill themselves are far more devoted to their beliefs and are therefore the true muslims
>>56766957
Yeah but....I want that cancer sympathy sex
