Is it true that Australians are actually soft cunts and everybody only thinks that they're hard cunts because of Hollywood?
>>56759874
your mum knows how hard I am lol
>>56759911
Fuck off cunt
>>56759874
This isn't true.
>>56759911
Things you'll never hear OP say:
"I was glassed by an Australian at a bar once for no reason other than the lulz"
>>56759874
Honestly Americans have one of the most feminine accents English speaking accents in the world... Sounds like a gay guy talking...
Swedish people, Poms, Danish, all sound more manly than an American when speaking English.
I would say that we're technocrats. We have a particular attitude to safety by design that has its origins in our construction and engineering sectors and that permeates the way we build houses, raise children, think and talk about politics, do healthcare, and respond to emergencies. Australians believe that rules and systems are there to stop people from being hurt.
Can one of you Aussie mates file a report that there's a psychopath on a warpath frequenting local bars around Brisbane glassing random tourists.
Please file the report.
Would rather it not happen for real.
>>56760065
It's me desu
>>56760065
That's just what we do for fun in Australia.
Nothing better for a laugh then heading down to the club on a friday night and glassing a seppo for a bit of a laugh.
>>56760065
Just a bit of banter seppo, don't worry about it
>>56759911
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>>56760015
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>>56760127
t. soft cunts
>>56759874
Pretty much, the majority of Australians live in the suburbs
I hate those cunts who talk shit about how "ohhh yeah man, its just like Mad Max around here"
Get fucked, the hardest thing you've ever had to deal with is getting swooped by a magpie on your way home from the bus stop
>>56760215
>getting swooped by a magpie
i laughed only because this has happened to be before and i am soft cunt everything you said is true
>>56759874
Croc Dundee was an Aussie film, it's not our fault you faggots lapped it up
>>56760215
Except I don't live in the surburbs you fucking city shit Melbournese
Is it true Americans are jealous of our status and reputation?
>>56760346
if you don't know what the word 'majority' means then I guess you sleep on a bench in the CBD then
>>56760504
Do you know what the word poofter means?
>>56760527
How could I not, you're a walking definition
>>56760590
>How could I not
Because you're from Melbourne
>>56760215
Hello country bogan.
You don't know me or my life.
>>56760637
is nice
>>56760637
if they don't know what a fag is then you should go put on a demonstration
>>56760395
Of course it is...
They are basically seen as a retarded country by the whole world.
They actually think the whole "America vs Europe" thing is a meme.
It's actually socially acceptable here to say Americans are retarded.
You can say , aborigines, asians, italians, lebanese people are retarded because someoneone will get offended.
You say Americans are retarded here and everyone will agree, no matter of their heritage.
Chinese, Filipino, German, African.. They will all go "Yep, they sure are"
>>56760708
Ok
I will write "I am now officially a resident of Melbourne" on a legally binding document
>>56760654
I wouldnt think im missing out on much
>>56759874
Most posters on 4chan are pussy ass bitches, australia is no exception
>>56760729
That explains a lot
>>56760759
t. hardcase
>>56759874
Says America.
>>56759911
BANTA
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/is-aussie-banter-actually-bullying-20130715-2pzcu.html
>>56760892
>That link
>>56760941
>even our mussie femos can bring the pain
Feels gud
>>56760738
A lot more mad max than a magpie attack
Try growing up in Ipswich.
>>56760759
yeah nah mate I'll fucken smash ya
>>56761134
?
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/ipswich-australias-smartest-city-20101022-16x2d.html
fucking oath its true , Australia has always been a land of hard mother fuckers but the current generation and the next is so fucking americanised that we are surely becoming "soft cunts"
>>56759911
>yo mama joke
are australians the niggers of white people?
>>56761931
no thats cucknadians
>>56761868
Hey Dazza, how is it living in the northern territory?
we're softer cunts than we are portrayed in the media but we are still harder cunts than any other country
>>56760654
i moved form Yass to Sutherland,its shit to many soft cunts
>>56761931
no those are russians
>>56759911
BANTZ
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>>56759874
>Australia
nah Australian's are a bunch of cunts
>>56759911
BRAVO
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>>56760346
If you're from sydney of melcuck you're not a true Australian.
Australia has a culture where its normal to insult people if their being a tad bit on the faggy side. This filters out the cucks.
>>56765883
This. Who /Brisbane/ here?
>>56765883
>living south of the brisbane river
>calling yourself "Australian"
>>56760215
I once almost rammed me while riding a bike. Magpies are cunts.
>>56760215
Fuck magpies, it's plovers that you really have to keep an eye out for. Fucking hellspawn.
>>56759874
Nah, just cunts from Lelbourne and Shitney are softies.
The rest of us are exactly like Dundee and Saxton Hales lovechildren.
>>56761931
>niggers
>>56766515
>shitney
Brislame ain't much of a site either lad.
I'll get my western subs boys to glass you bro, I sweah
>>56766566
Well desu Shitney ain't so bad, Melbourne takes the shit cake for shittiest people in this country.
Sydney's just a close second because Wogs, Asians, Muslims and all that.
>>56766630
I dunno boss, some of the wogs, Asians and Muslims I've met are pretty based, though I suppose the latter is only because they were one of libertarian Muslims who were fleeing the Middle East.
>>56766630
But yeah Melbourne is a hot spot for SJWS from what I hear.
I don't hate the greenies or labour and so far M. Turnbull is better than that walking joke Abott.
>>56766716
A few of them usually are, you'll find good ones in every city, all except ones Melb. What is it with that place that turns literally everyone into cockpilots srs.
>>56766797
The real pseudo intellectual SJWs right?
They're as backward as the storm fags on /pol/.
Art scene I hear is pretty good though.
I don't know. I had sex with an Australian female lifeguard once and holy shit she kept bantering me even in bed. Though it was kinda hot and she was a 9/10 so.
>>56766960
Uh oh, you realize what happened - don't you?
>>56766996
No? What? It was just a one time thing when I was on vacation.
>>56767040
You poor soul...
>>56767151
dont tell mate let him mate he's happier this way
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>>56766960
oh sweden never change
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>>56767319
Fucking tell me.
>>56759874
seems real enough to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USl1W_2zwZ4
>>56767370
>>56767194
Now i am interested
>>56767370
>he actually doesn't know
>>56767390
Bahahaha what a mad cunt
>>56759874
easy for you to say when your PM is a cuck
I love Australia joined can touch our manliness kek
Effeminate pee poolanders on suicide watch
>>56767828
*no one
>>56767390
Wow, that word really has its uses.
>>56766175
For our internationally-inclined audience, Belanglo State Forest is the site of multiple murders, mostly done by Ivan Milat, but there's been a few more in recent years. The true figure is unknown, but it's probably close to fifty murders there by now.
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>>56767990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsX9HdP_zUs
>>56768057
>The true figure is unknown, but it's probably close to fifty murders there by now.
Quit talking shit you dumb cunt
>>56767431
>>56767515
Tell us aussie, you interest me.
>>56759911
OPBTFOTBH
>Australian poster talks like they're some hard bloke from the bush
>check their regional flag
>'Melbourne'/'Sydney'/'Brisbane'
>>56768565
He doesn't know kek
>>56769186
Well I'm french and all frogs are sheltered virgins. Wouldn't know anything about sex with a lifeguard.
>>56760215
>>56766510
Thank god the swooping season is over but come August or September and there will be hell waiting for us.
>>56768565
If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know.
>>56769855
Please tell me, I envy your virile masculinity and your banter skills. I need an australian mentor to teach me how to deal with brit bullies.
>>56761868
>Americanized
This is the opposite of freedom.
>>56769497
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