>tfw you will never be American
99% of Brit posters hold us in some cartoonish perception that we're all extravagantly fat and hypocritical retards that form unhip minorities in most of the country.
How do I know your love is genuine?
You can be if you marry one of us
>>56756407
Not OP but I bet I would like living in the US. I'm seriously looking into options in the future some time as I'm eventually going to inherit >$1,000,000 estate in my early 30's.
>56756407
Most Brits are just jealous and act spiteful over how much better the USA is, we're brought up to be cynical cunts and never show positive emotion.
I just want to live in flyover state, have a modest life with friendly neighbors, play some baseball and raise a family.
>>56756586
>Most Brits are just jealous and act spiteful over how much better the USA is
In what regards?
>>56756586
That's very admirable. American girls like accents so just marry one
>>56756689
Everything really, the friendliness of people, the weather, the power, space, less class divide, affordability of living etc.
>>56756796
>less class divide
lmao @ tchu
its worse but its less visible since its mostly painted along racial lines.
between whites theres significant classism.
>>56756586
That is the real dream
Save me from the ungodly sectarianism of Northern Ireland. I wish I was born anywhere else in the UK, you think it's bad where you are
>>56756796
>less class divide
Britain is good in that regards.
>>56756796
>Weather
Sure.
>Hospitality
Agreed. Recently the permanent stiffness of my countrymen is starting to wear me out.
>the power
Militarily? That's not a good thing, the US defence budget is severely bloated.
>Space
Agreed as I have a lot of stuff.
>less class divide
lol no
>affordability of living
Sort of, depends on where in the US and UK you're comparing.
It's not a wonderland nation where everything is perfect, the US is surprisingly behind western European countries in many aspects (many of them we consider basic shit); like healthcare, road safety standards, education standards & exam averages, etc.
>>56756877
>>56756950
Well I mean that in the UK the class divide is not necessarily about money, it's about what family you come from, aristocracy still exists in the UK, Etonians run the country, if you aren't born into their social circle you are nothing.
everytime i offer a green card to a brit on here they don't follow through
you guys don't want it that bad 2bhwy
>>56756586
no you really don't want to live in a flyover state
If you can afford it, move to California Bay Area
There's a subtle sweep of 'certain' people due to rent going up/evictions. It's sad to think where those people will go.
>>56757218
some flyovers are rad and really fucking comfy
>>56757218
>>56757244
Flyovers dont exist lads. Every state has its virtue, except maybe Delaware.
t. Not a dakotan, kansan or nebraskan
>>56757244
True. Might just be me but I feel lonely when I'm not in a big city. I also feel weird when I don't live by the ocean.
>>56757218
I was thinking like Tennessee or Missouri
>>56757088
Healthcare varies by state(free and world-class in some states, non-existent in others), public education is trash for actual information and how it functions is atrocious but not as bad as people paint it otherwise. Everything else is true but has examinable and fixable causes.
>>56757335
Tenessee
>I've only met really stereotypically stupid americans from tenessee
Missouri
>ferguson
Please don't lynch me.
>>56757088
M8 let me explain the US to you in a easy way.
It is easy to be middle class in the US.
Go to school, get a legit degree(insert STEM meme here), and you can be middle class easy.
Hell, do the above + open your own facility and you can be upper class easy.
The problem comes when you want to break into the 1% level or multi-millionaire stage.
Most have health care. My mom holds a high position doing some government job so we get free top of the line health care.
The rest probably have Obongo care.
Education standards? If you're not a fuck wit you'll pass. Only thing that's challenging is UNI, and even then if you're a fucktard you can easily get adderall and use it to Ace all your classes.
A lot of exam averages and all the other crap is probably low due to the immigrants in this country. Ie. Mexicans(hard workers but dumb as shit) and Blacks(dumb as shit, won't even work).
The people are great, there's a shit ton of activities, beautiful women, get most up-to-date products/movies/etc.
The only bad thing is, a lot of people in this country don't have any shame. You will see everything in this country but shame.
>>56757318
I'm from SoCal but the most comfy place I've ever been was Montana. Felt less claustrophobic and the air was crisp. Was cold as shit though.
>>56757525
heh
I'm from SoCal too. I like it here but I want to move to New England, Washington, or Portland.
Portland was the coziest place I've been.
>>56757414
Well I haven't given it a huge amount of thought but Kansas City's suburbs seems kind of comfy, I'm not really looking to live in a big metropolitan area, I've lived in London for too long.
>>56757591
I don't think Kansas is the comfiest state, it has a bit of a reputation.
Rural illinoisan here, would recommend, but Michigan is great too.
>>56757305
>every state has virtue
You mean people live in those massive corn fields between NY and CA?
>>56757667
>there are people in my country on this board who think the US isn't just California and NY surrounded by slave states
>>56757582
Portland is pretty fuggin cozy, you have good taste in coziness
I'm not sure I'll leave cause all my family is here so I'll just go to big bear every now and again and play pretend mountain man
Maryland is... well, Maryland is difficult to describe. There are comfy parts but there are also shitty parts, and we have insane weather. But overall, it's a good place to be. And Baltimore is a great city when you know your way around.
pic related, Washington Monument in Mt. Vernon, Baltimore
>>56757667
rude desu
>>56757305
I'm ethnically indian and one time I didn't get served at a diner in wisconsin. Literally everybody else noticed and walked out. I love how even in flyover states, people are cool bretty good.
>>56757794
rajeet
>>56757794
No one wants to see you walk in to a diner with a toilet paper hanging from your shoes Abu.
>>56757734
big bear is good camping
>>56757757
A friend of mine from baltimore says that it's chimpout central. Is it true?
>>56757883
>implying i use toilet paper
oh boy ;^)
>>56757949
It definitely can be. But it doesn't happen too often, or at least no more often than any other heavily urban city. Basically the center strip of Baltimore going all the way north and all the way south is very gentrified areas that are perfectly fine to walk around, good restaurants, good nightlife, things like that.
>>56756175
>wanting to live in a country full of fat and stupid people obsessed with identity politics
Fuck off
>>56757449
>50%+ is passing/decent in the UK on an exam
>You need 80%+ to not be considered "bad" in the US
Lol
Sucks for you.
Pic related I took the other day on a bike ride
>>56758495
hey, you can even see the weekly school shooting from there!
>>56758495
>concrete pisshole
Wow America is so beautiful
>>56758495
That actually looks really nice, how are the rest of the mountains? Do they create a sort of bowl around your town? I love that shit. What town is this anyway?
>>56757757
Does your city seriously have a naked loli statue?
>>56758495
Colorado School of Mines
Hello, (relative) neighbor!
>>56758940
It's Golden, Colorado.
>>56756175
I don't want to be an American, thank you. I'm alright being a spic
>>56761359
Are Spanish really spics?
>>56761370
I don't know, I've certainly been called that a few times
>>56758495
>giant parking floor
>>56761393
We got space Norway
>>56761386
In Europe?
>>56761434
Yep, I live in an area that gets a lot of tourists, most of them come here to get drunk and party. They sometimes get a little out of control
>>56758495
there are times when I wish I were an American
and then I see pictures like these and I'm reminded why that would not be as idyllic as Hollywood makes it seem
>>56761462
what about this?
>>56761462
We have naturally occuring trees so that's something
>>56761459
You aren't a spic, bro. Don't listen to em.
>>56757757
>stealing Virginia's culture and trying to pass it off as your own
The DMV Hierarchy
DC > VA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MD
>>56761479
much better
>>56761484
well memed
>>56758495
>>56761342
If you race bikes i've probably seen you
t. Fort lewis
