*walks towards you* edition
cara
Anyone seen this yet?
>The Tories are good for this country
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3502739/Squaddies-share-pictures-Facebook-rancid-food-served.html
Napoleon once said "An Army marches on their stomach" so why the fuck our the British Army getting fed dog food?
>>56728944
North
janny is gonna hit the roof when he sees this EARLY THREAD
maisie
>>56728976
annihilate yourself
We need to be more tolerant of Muslims so ISIS feel the need to attack us less.
>>56728980
Where is the army marching? Are we in a ground war I didn't know about?
>when you realise continentals use decimal points instead of commas for numbers
We write it as 6,000,000
Continental savages write it as 6.000.000
What is the point of this at all?
>>56728980
Fuck off North Belfast.
Coming down the Fleadh still?
rip rob ford
business plan: put muslims in some sort of place, where they can't escape.
>>56729027
Your mum'll get annihilated
>>56729083
Revolting
>>56729083
Everyone knows this you child
Same with finding out Continentals don't use a jury for trials
>>56729063
It's a metaphor saying that the Army needs good food to function. The Romans believed the same.
Are you seriously defending feeding our troops pic related?
Rasheed.
>>56729085
Possibly not sure now though what with all the bombs you mad bastards have been planting lately
>>56729102
*doesn't invest*
Business idea: Nuke Mecca during their big holy bollocks and then nuke the rest
>>56729102
um, racist and sexist much?
>>56729115
Welcome to the mind of the leftists
>>56729166
Only been a couple like and think about it lad, where's going to be the only place safe from Republican terror? Republican areas.
*walks into /brit/*
>Allahu Akbar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You pooed yourselves didn't ya, lads? Just a wee bit.
>>56729166
they're not in combat roles you complete and utter mug
combat rations are some of the best food you can get
>multicultists
Heh, looks like there is a spelling mistake. You almost won but too bad kid.
>>56729165
>continentals don't use common law
DISGUSTING
>continentals don't use imperial
DISGUSTING
>continentals don't live on an island
DISGUSTING
Proper fucked up individuals if you ask
what we need is one mirrion troobs
One mirrion troobs...
WOAWW
had a discussion about smelly refugees with my barber lads
generally think prince harry should inherit the crown after our liz pops her clogs tbqh
Hope they go and fucking raid some Muslim ghetto today lads, payback and stuff
>>56729166
Nice putting words in my mouth and trying to twist it round to your anti Tory bias you literal labour muzzie cunt
It's a shit catering company? Fire them and get a good one with a hygiene inspection
But nah that would mean you couldn't wank yourself silly to outrage porn
These attacks make me want to become part of something bigger.
Should we join the military lads?.
brussles and paris are just the start
soon london and berlin will feel the wrath of the mighty allah as well
allah hu akbar
>>56729317
Holy fuck her fucking face is perfect
>>56729292
He's a thick cunt.
>>56729343
Reported to Mossad
>>56729345
Here you go, lad. Pull yerself silly.
http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/48381-denise-schaefer/?page=1
literally taking a shit rn
muslims
me
>>56729447
nonce
>>56729447
was that taken by a teacher?
>>56729102
Hmmm I know just the desert island, it's perfect, it's really big and completely out of the way of the rest of the world
Cheers for the idea Bruce
>>56729403
the mossad can maybe stop me but it can never stop the mighty allah pbuh
>>56729447
How can anyone be expected to be a teacher these days and not get up in dat
's strange, on Facebook there's only been a couple of mentions of the attacks. One or two profile picture flags, but not much at all
>>56729447
>those shoes in the bottom of the pic
Wow, so it looks like it was the teacher who took the picture
Bet he got fired
>HE'S HERE
why the FUCK didn't we listen
>>56729447
Really hope some big, hench paki destroyed that pussy.
>>56729512
The fire rises. It cannot be stopped.
http://thetab.com/2016/03/22/smarter-less-friends-81435
it's okay lads
destroy islam
>mates on facebook are thanking the troops saying this would be happening to us if not for the troops
just what the fuck?
>>56729512
With the French bataclan shit it came up on Facebook asking if you wanted to change your profile pic to have s French flag filter kek
Guarantee if you add a Belgium filter in all your mates will start doing it
So true desu
>>56729512
We've become desensitised to terrorism now. Just let them blow you up or you're racist
>be Farage
>repeatedly warn that ISIS are using the "migration" crisis as a way to come to Europe
>repeatedly warn that they will attack us
>they attack us
>get called shameless and disgusting by open borders multicultists because you're consistent in your message
>>56728775
here's another where i replied
inb4 >cum
>>56729605
MUH SOLDIERS' BONUSES
>>56729605
If I joined the army I'd def want to do it in America, they get glamorized to fuck.
>>56729584
>tfw lonely and stupid
Told my mum I've been feeling really ill all day and that's why I was still in bed when she got home and hadn't done any of the tasks she'd requested
>tfw pulling a sicky as a NEET
>>56729584
>the tab
Written by first years, for first years
>>56729605
Let me guess, they're all trump supporters?
>>56729628
Christ, that text speech.
>>56729648
:c
>>56729657
but i'm a second year
spilled me soup
>>56729638
yeah by loads of dumb people.
you also have the stigma where everyone thinks you're probably severely mentally ill. it's gotten a lot more split over the years. people immediately hate soldiers as well.
>>56729308
I voted libertyGB 2bh. I don't like labour they are the ones that caused this mess by scrapping squaddie chefs for private food contractors. But it's the tories not doing anything about it.
>>56729628
aww
>>56729648
aww
Blagged an electric blanket off a mate lads
Comfy as fuck rn ngl
>>56729628
Ur mum tipez lk a dwny m8
>>56729707
>I voted libertyGB
cameron?
>>56729626
Who did he get called shameless brexit scum by?
Anyone that matters or some random cunt on Twitter?
But we've talked by far the smallest amount of people from the migration crisis
In the first 12 months Germany took over 1,000,000 and we took 4,000
>>56729269
And why does that make a difference? You need good food for training. It's being served in military bases in Gibraltar and Cyprus too
>>56729584
Might move to sub-saharan africa
just donated my paycheck to the us soliders, id advise you to donate to your defense as well.
cheers xo
>tfw met a girl in a dream for a few seconds
>spend the rest of the day sleeping so I can find her again
I never did
>>56729626
Timing, lad. You do nowt but come across as a shameless twat if you exploit tragedy for political capital in the immediate wake of a tragedy.
Plus, he comes across as a smug cunt with his "told you so" schtick.
>>56729780
we wouldn't have to if we just gave the footballer's wages and the banker's bonuses to the soldiers!
>>56729732
Wasn't fat cam a kipper?
>ywn rescue a qt from the DPRK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9HWLuhSPjQ
>NOT ALL MUSLIMS
yeah, I don't give a fuck about people that ARENT terrorists. I care about the Muslims that ARE terrorists
>>56729721
was always scared of using one
>>56729780
Am I excused since I'm joining the army
Making a file on the Dutch lad so I can doxx him.
So far, I've attained one thing;
he likes some slag called cara
getting close methinks
>>56729780
fag
just donated my paycheque to the highland regiment jesus army
>>56729696
Over here the majority of people dislike soilders though, while others just see it as a career for the low-class troublemakers in school.
Least you'd get a free haircut or something over there.
>>56729809
nah he always spammed anti-ukip shit and thought people who posted about ukip ruined the thread
he was a tory, but think he said he voted libertygb whenever he posted last
building a bunker
>>56729793
Someone told me once that you can't make people up in your dreams and they're always someone from your life, even if it was just someone you glanced at for a splitsecond while walking through the town. I'm not entirely convinced but maybe your dream girl is actually a real girl.
>>56729628
>SEZ
Were you really 'delighted' about the electronic blanket mate? Love this gimmick btw yer ma cracks me up
>>56729799
But the French president used the attacks to talk about how the EU should show solidarity by sticking together hours earlier
>>56729780
>check
alright yank, hope you have another cheque because im fining you 200 pounds for using the word i don't like
>>56729780
*donates to the ra*
>>56729868
its definitely thought as low class here. but theres also a massive low-class that really respects them and low class girls that fuck them just for being in the military.
Wouldn't mind being a train driver lads
Seems like one of the comfiest jobs going
>>56729868
>the majority of people dislike soilders though
That's a nice opinion you just turned into incontrovertible evidence.
>>56729880
Oh yeah remember now, cause there was a copypasta about him hating the tories or something like that.
who here /warm home discount payment/?
£140 CASHBACK
>>56729707
>libertyGB
Why doesn't /pol/ love this party? Because they don't have le wacky Farrage?
>>56729957
hows your bomb defense?
>only friend from year 7 - 11 was kind of a dick
>all day every day trying to trip me up, hit me, kick me etc
>not playfully either, like full on going to town
>I dealt with this for 5 years
>by the time I was in year 11 I noticed I could deflect all his attacks easily without even looking or blinking
Was it his intention all along to turn me into a ninja?
>tfw Kira hs finished it wit u
d'u gt wot i'm saying? I SEZ I wants 2 cum+c u nxt wk, hw d'u feel?xox
>>56729882
alri Howard you going to kidnap anyone as well haha
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_Is_Safer_Than_Alcohol
Haha I remember seeing loads of these lads on election night
Complete the following sentence for me /brit/:
I am looking forward to ___________.
>>56729989
Exactly this no meme potential
When will the so-called Islamic State go after Isreal?
>>56730008
it is
>>56729994
you literally sound like the biggest melt going
reckon if we were at school together I'd bully you
>>56730015
my wank
Fuck John Oliver. Take back that unfunny leftist piece of shit
>>56730015
avoid bumping into anything
>>56729970
Of course it's just my opinion you mouthbreather.
Do you get mad that everyone doesn't add 'IMHO' every sentence? Wew lad.
>>56729994
Jason bourne over here
>>56730027
Why would they attack themselves?
ISLAM
S
L
A
M
>>56730027
When Israel has mass Muslim migration
>>56729992
Naa not mainline, but branch lines
>>56729868
>Over here the majority of people dislike soilders though
The fuck, that's not true at all
People have great respect for soldiers in the UK, they just don't go up to them and hug them for their service like in the US
>>56730015
the day of the rope
>>56730059
Why not:
I am looking forward to avoiding bumping into anything?
>>56729893
i was happy it was being put to use because it was a rubbish christmas present and it cost me a fair bit
here's one where she's trying to 'hook me up' with a neighbour around my age and my dad going crackers over switching the phone line; kek
>>56729766
If the army needs to mobilize, the quality of the food is going to increase. It's all about money.
>>56730015
the future
>>56730057
Lad he was never even famous here, all his popularity has been American
>>56730111
It's a pun, mate
He's literally looking forward
>>56730057
no one had even heard of him before he went to the states
>>56729868
>Over here the majority of people dislike soilders though
Simply not true though is it. The last decade has seem them pretty much idolised and revered as "our brave boys" and worshipped as heroes.
"Poppy fascism" is now a thing. We have the Millies, endless tabloid-led charitable campaigns to help service men and women. Support for the armed forces seems to be incredibly high at the mo.
>>56729891
I don't think so
>>56730118
can't understand a word your ma's saying
>>56730015
starting work in the summer (unironically)
>>56730015
life in the caliphate
got some IMPOSSIBLE COMPLEX INFO on ISIS lads xoxox
>>56730132
Let me ask differently:
Which is gramatically correct?
I am looking forward to see you.
I am looking forward to seeing you.
>>56730118
Tell your mum to stop typing like dope please mate xx
>>56730057
literally who
>tfw dipping cheese and onion crisps in salad cream
Surprisingly delicious
>>56730151
>Support for the armed forces seems to be incredibly high at the mo.
As it should be.
Ordered my tablet case lads, comes with a keyboard so I'm looking forward to my improved shitposting experience
>>56730181
seeing
>>56730015
Being a victim of a terrorist attack
NEED to kill myself but too lazy to do it and keep procrastinating
>>56730130
>>56730147
Hope Trump depirts him back to limeyland
>>56730015
the Beta Uprising
>>56730118
Love when old people text.
>>56730181
the second one
>tfw no latina gf
>>56730118
is izzi a dog?
>>56730210
Why exactly? Not saying people shouldn't, just why should they be supported more than say, coppers or firemen
Facebook is fucking full of lefty tossers today lads.
Top 4 is our everything
>>56730223
>>56730216
So its decided then.
bored as fuck lads
>>56730219
Hope Bernie Sanders makes him the Head of Media in the White House
>>56730266
>today
>>56730259
Because being a police officer or a fireman is an extremely good job, why do think there are thousands of applicants on waiting lists
>>56730015
going to sleep, so that I can put the suffering on hold
>>56730306
wank me off?
>>56730308
Fair point.
getting a flight from london tomorrow lads
wish me luck x
>>56730307
wew
>>56730222
delet
>>56730248
ye
>>56730329
bit gay tbf
>>56730351
where to?
>>56730390
syria
(joking detective, don't put me on a list)
>>56730365
It's alright, Mike, it happens to the best of us...
>>56730390
Damascus
>>56730365
>Mike 2 anxious + angry 2 cum
>>56730219
If he did won't you just get some other left wing hack doing exactly the same job?
At least now you can dismiss him as not even american
>>56730408
kek
>>56730365
it's pretty sweet desu
>>56730351
Off to mecca?
I do this for the rebels that do this without the medals
For Smiley Culture, Jody McIntyre and Alfie Meadows
Before you throw it at me, have a look at your backwards book
Definition of terrorism, Columbus and Captain Cook
I can't lie, it's getting deep, our lives are very cheap
And one person dies in police custody every week
They're editing my tracks cause I'm telling them the facts
You're more likely to die like that than from a terrorist attack
When you try to fight a war, they will say you defy the law
Can't quiet me, this is R.I.P. for Brian Haw
>>56730404
>>56730410
Remain where you are citizen. A team of specially trained officers is coming to apprehend you.
Female friend of mine told me she cheated on her bf but it's "ok because there was no love"
What the fuck kind of logic is that, felt sick as she told me this.
>>56730365
Ffs lad you need to draw the line at cum/come
Can't you set up predictive text for her or something
>new berserk anime announced
>it's going to be shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>get water bill
>ridiculous high consumption
>has been for years
>decide to query it
>engineer comes out to inspect
>knackered meter
>replaced it
>get a £320 leak allowance credit
Pizza for dindins!
Don't particularly want to have children in case they turn out like me
>>56730266
Same desu
Literally all lefty and pro-islam bollocks
>>56730462
bingo yeah
>>56730475
>intelligence services
>having the power to arrest people
heh
>>56730490
>it's going to be shit
why?
>mum is driving me back from uni
>asks me if i've got a girlfriend yet
>tell her obviously not
>she procedes to talk about the 3 girlfriends my brothers been through since i went away
feels bad man
>>56730477
Women have no concept of loyalty or shame
Why do you think muslim converts are primarily women
>>56730513
CGI again and shit studio
>>56730490
Did the latest volume (38?) finally drop in English?
>>56730266
no one has even mentioned it on my timeline
>>56730444
fair point
*exhales through nostrils*
>>56730546
Oh ffs
>>56730351
stay safe essex mate
Someone fucking kill me already.
i love you
Kid brother just sent me a picture of a faux leather jacket he was thinking about buying and then called asking if "fox leather" meant it was made of fox skin.
Miss being a kid sometimes 2bh
Will girls laugh at me if I have anime and vidya posters and figures in my house?
I live alone in a semi detached house, I've got a job and stuff I'm just an autistic man child
then let the challenge... begin
>>56730525
>you know anon it's okay if you're gay
>>56730574
I only like girls with short boyish hair
>>56730576
faggot
>>56730549
dunno haven't kept up much lately
>>56730525
>have a love bite on my neck when coming back from uni
>mum points at it and laughs
>tell her to fuck off jokingly/awkwardly
a-at least she knows i'm not a virgin right
want a sissy yank femboy bf
>>56730574
me on the right
>>56730639
Same but French
>>56730627
faggot
>>56730625
don't think i've reached that point yet, im only 19, did that actually happen?
>>56730567
i'll try senpai, is it racist to suggest to the cabin mandem to throw off all the brown people
>>56730590
stay away from children pls
>>56730627
>I'm gay
Do your parents know?
>>56730593
Hahaha a lad from my school went on this, think it got mentioned every day for the next 3 years
Wasn't even in my year but whenever anyone would see him they'd shout about it at him
>>56730683
it will come eventually, happened when I was 19
>>56730639
faggot
>>56730593
This had 260 episodes. Makes you think.
>>56730625
My mum said that to me when I got put in the mental hospital
>>56730489
she's completely unaware
she has a mate called gizelle who she unknowingly refers to as 'jizz'
think her strict catholic upbringing and the fact she was a virgin till she was married (at 42) has made her incredibly naive to lewd things like that
>>56730525
>mum asks me if I'm heading into uni today
>tell her no because "she didn't get back to me yet"
>mum gets all excited asking about this "she"
Fuck sake, I'm such a disappointment. Worst part is, I probably could've had the "she" as my gf last year but I lapped it.
>>56730371
so what
i remember watching this for the first time when i was 17 with my mum and we were both in stitches the whole way through because of how cheesy it was
Good memory tbqhwy
>>56730625
faggot
>>56730727
I once saw the final challenge where someone won and they got a 2* holiday to benidorm haha
>>56730639
I-I can be your femboy brit senpai
>>56730683
happened to me —_—
Hate normies who spend their whole weeks wages on a bottle of ciroc or moet in the club that literally costs 30 quid in a local paki shop
so what about these muslims lads hahaha
Dad and my uncle used to be in the Royal Navy, this was back in the 70s and 80s. Used to tell me stories, some quite horrific like when some lad opened a valve got sprayed with oil which ignited and melted his face off. Or when there was a fire an one lad couldn't get out in time, when they opened the hatch they found him clinging to the ladder dead.
Told me all the serving Queen and country bollocks was just that, and the only people who cared were the officers, those enlisted really only cared about money, beer and bucking foreign sluts.
Kinda wish I'd done some national service ngl.
>>56730785
faggot
>>56730745
>she was a virgin till she was married (at 42)
wew
>>56730525
have a gf but I'm not planning on telling mummy
>>56730525
I wouldn't be surprised if my parents think I'm gay 2bhqfh
Over Christmas my parents, my mum's dad, and mum's stepmum were over.
I was in the other room and I could hear them saying how they're pretty sure that my uncle is gay because he's only had one girlfriend years ago and how he's been pretty closed with his sexuality. My mum was saying how her other siblings and cousins all think he's gay too.
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>Women have no concept of loyalty or shame
>when you too lazy to cook so you order in some sushi
podadoes :D
>>56730745
>Virgin until 42
She gave up her wizard powers for you, I hope it was worth it
>>56730864
we need a diverse cast come on it's bleeding 2016 already
>>56730864
why is he so sweaty
>>56730886
>so you order in some sushi
Where the fuck do you live? Middle of Tokyo?
>>56730816
>only cared about money, beer and bucking foreign sluts.
Literally my childhood best friend who's in the navy right now
Can't wait for the huge pissups next week when he's back from a 9 month deployment around the middle east
kek
anyone else see that paki on the chase
OI WHITE BOI
GIMME YA PUD PUD
>>56730864
Idris Elba
>>56730816
>Kinda wish I'd done some national service ngl
same lad
they should bring it back, reckon it would do a lot of the youth of this country some good Tbh
>>56730954
doxable info fa͏m
>>56730864
More likely the inevitable boipucc
>>56730800
how old were you?
>More than 30 people are believed to have been killed in attacks at Brussels' main airport and a metro station, as a CCTV image of three suspects emerges.
what the fuck
why aren't you talking about this
when did this happen lads
>>56730907
ok, that's an edit, r-right?
>>56731000
*gives you pud pud despite not being fully white*
>>56731034
foreigners aren't people
So how did you show your tolerance and unity for your Muslim friends and colleagues today lads?
>>56731034
All news and current events belong on >>>/pol/ or >>>/news/
>>56731034
literally been talking about it all day
>Be european
>Get blown up
