ITT: /int/ in 1957
>>56726857
Honey, I'm home from installing asbestos in the white's-only fallout shelter!
>>56726857
That is actially imposible because internet did not exist back then and neither did /int/.
NEGROS
test
>>56726857
Detroit sure is lovely this time of year.
Not a negro in sight!
>>56726996
That a parallel universe 1957 or what?
UNGA BUNGA ME NO HAVE ROCK
>>56726926
I'll call the CIA and they'll arrest you, commie scum!
the whole north korea thing isnt gonna be going on much longer right
tfw poor
tfw my feet hurt
tfw haven't caught any fish today
wish i was back home in norheimsund with my wife hildebjorg and our 9 kids
wish we could just find some oil or something like all those arab shitholes
tfw no secret wheelchair mistress
-Come on Vanya eat some bread
-But mama I don't wanna bread. I wanna PELMYENI
-We don't have meat to PELMYENI. I'm sorry.
-LENIN LIVED LENIN LIVED LENIN WILL BE LIVE!
We must conquer Baetica for the glory of Allah and Muhammad pbuh
I wanna speak catalan or basque but if I do the police or anyone related with the church will hit me until I die :DDDD
Socialist collective has been moved to my apartment in Midtown. We're going to discuss if we should support Kruschev and whether or not colored people are allowed
>>56727587
>Russia
>ever
>>56727587
>Pelmyeni
>not with smytana
Hey you fine-looking gals, wanna hop in my Chevy and ride on down to the malt shop? Let's put some tunes on the radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1eU_lDQaVM
>>56726953
Happy days for you.
>>56726979
Not so happy days for you.
>>56728048
When we say PELMYENI it means "with the smetana" by default.
Some bydlo likes it with mayo.
>>56727587
:^)
>>56728418
All hail Lenin.
>>56726857
>Conscription in Algéria
>Defend l'Empire
>>56728859
>losing our empire
What the...? Oh hell no.
>>56728859
>yfw the US is on the side of Algeria the whole time and wants your colonial empires gone
How is your Space Program going, Americans?
:^))))
Ike meeting with the president of South Vietnam this week. Apparently he's some hardass anti-commie leader or something. No idea where the heck Vietnam is. That in Africa or something?
Got conscripted for the pacification of Algeria. Sucks but l'Algérie is French ! I mean, like 20% of it's population are Pieds-Noirs, we are not going to abandon them like that, right ? We lost enough of the Empire already, we fucking gave up Tunisia and Maroc last year without a fight, and especially Indochina, the jewel of the east. Hopefully nothing too bad will happen there in the near future.
Fucking Americans and their bases. We need a strong leader to tell them to stop taking us for vassals. But, hey, maybe I should go there and open a bakery or something.
Fucking Russians and fucking commie fifth column. These subhumans have the potential to ruin France from inside, hopefully they won't get too much influence.
>>56729560
I saw that damn tin can in my backyard telescope the other night. It's real alright. Those bastards.
>>56726857
It fell!
OH JESUS NO!!!
>>56731080
>dog dies
Fucking soviets, now they are going around killing puppies. Oh well I Love Lucy is on tonight.
>>56731267
My richfag cousin just bought an RCA color set. I said "What are you gonna do with that? There's not even any color programming to look at."
Hi, guise. Just came home from my shift at the local Oldsmobile dealer. Guy comes in today and orders a red-colored 88 ragtop. We reported him to the authorities.
If I have to hear my niece gushing over that Elvis punk one more time...
Wow! One year since Independence. Can't possibly ever imagine fucking up too badly.
Damn, another coup d'etat, the 7th one so far, but I'm sure this will be the last one! Argentina cambalache siglo XX!
Ah ha ha ha...
Technical difficulties. We'll be back shortly.
hurra, i finally moved to new comfy commieblock
hungarians are bastards
>>56732146
Move aside and let the professionals take over.
Should have let us launch last summer, Ike, you moron.
Ha ha, time to watch You Bet Your Life in my lovely suburban tract home with my lovely mediocre-as-shit wife who does not look as hot as Jayne Mansfield with my lovely 55 Ford that will horribly impale my body in an accident, my delicious plastic food, my soothing Chesterfields that are slowly destroying my lungs, and my two darling little angels who will totally not turn into long-haired, drugbag degenerates 12 years from now.
Ack! Commies! Commies everywhere!
>>56732253
You had better twenty-three skidoo back to the Kremlin, pinko punk.
There's no room for Reds on my American ARPANET.
>>56733460
But at least you can pinch secretaries' asses at the office and call them Sweetcakes and there's not a feminist anywhere to stop you.
>>56727129
ALL HAIL IMPERATOR TITO WHO LED THE PEOPLE TO VICTORY OVER THE FASCIST MENACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SaHPgTdF1g
>>56733937
Pick a less annoying song, please. I hate falsetto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0mg8Z09SY
>>56727906
Straight up, my happenin' cats. Let's all shoot up and listen to Thelonious Monk while discussing Camus. I'll bring the bongos.
>>56734318
>>56727906
We're keeping an eye on you, beatnik junkies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4
>>56729518
Hey Britain, I just wanted to let you know. There's this 17 year old kid in Liverpool. His last name sounds kinda like Lemon. Anyway, if you see him, I want you to push him off a bridge. Seriously. Do it for the sake of the human race.
There was once a time when dune coons were just funny people who rode around on camels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHG5-GxI_Es
>>56735249
They still are.
Fuck, we almost freed ourselves from those dirty communists
>>56735249
And then they somehow escaped their containment desert.
>>56735922
Oh well, better luck in 32 years.
>>56735427
Someone ought to ban this sick filth. I think that Hefner is some kind of deviant bent on turning our youth into homosexuals with his smut.
>>56732146
Soon...
>>56736091
Yeah I know. You can see topless women in sensual, but tasteful poses. I tell you, it's a commie plot to bring down this country's morals.
>>56736211
"America Actually Puts Some Fucking Shit Into Space. Coming to a launch pad year you next January. Rated PG."
Until then, fuck you puppy murdering reds!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRyrWN-fftE
