I am overweight and speak only one language.
I like my beer warm and flat
>>56724821
im constantly hungry
>>56724821
>overweight
>only one language
>own guns
>make a mean burger
>muh pizza
>can get mad at foreigners at times
>get fast food when I'm lazy and unwilling to cook
>can shoot
>marginally oblivious to what's happening in the rest of the world (kinda oblivious to what's happening here too, not much for news and the political race has been overwhelming)
>>56724821
I'm brown and short
>tall
>femine
>thin
>have a proper haircut
>very hairy
>have big beard
>smoke a shitload
>can get loud when talking
>swear alot
>i am white
>too autistic to fit a single sterotype
>>56724821
>I have barbecues all the time (at least 3-4 times a week in the summer)
>Drink almost every night
>Used to be a surf lifesaver
>Have been bitten by a spider
>Have seen a metre long snake outside of my house
>A bit chubby
>Can speak 4 languages
>Art fag, Design fag
>anxiety
>umm...h-hey....
>I like beer
That's literally it.
Other than that I'm more Southern European (lazy, never on time, constantly procrastinating, untidy etc.)
>>56725809
>Hasn't been bombed
>>56726063
This is the exact opposite of a Jordanian stereotype
>>56726103
why you gotta be rude man
I'm getting abit fat, all in the stomach due to extreme cortisol levels
My dad wears shoes indoors all the time and we have to remind him to take them off
I like France
I claim English heritage and am content with it
A bit obsessed with landscaping and lawn care now
I was once afraid of >getting shot waiting to go to school because of the DC sniper serial killers in 2002, they had sniped a school kid near me at a bus stop
>white
I think that's all.
>>56726877
>I claim English heritage and am content with it
This is not an American stereotype
>>56726984
Eh, heritage is an /int/ stereotype at least
weece
yellow teeth
I pop a boner when I see a burger commericial.
I'm a na
tive American
>>56727039
Muh heritage is a mainstream stereotype of Americans. To the point where the census shows people of English ancestry as a relatively small minority because people choose to identify as the one different ethnicity in their family tree.
I do not spend money on things I want.
I do not give a shit about people I meet on the streets.
I have a giant cock and the inferior savage races worship me as a white god
>>56727170
Ah true, I never really got why some people are so vocal about Irish heritage and whatnot. I guess for whatever reason its people who get very vocal about whatever is the most "exotic" to them, like Cherokee or Czech
What are Irish stereotypes besides drink and potatoes
>>56727322
Because the whole American psyche/identity is built upon not being British.
>>56727360
leprachauns
I'm lgbt
>>56724821
i like beer and bread
>yellowish teeth
>drink 5-10 cups of tea/day
>>56727501
oh ok, yes I am a leprechaun
>>56726877
>I'm getting abit fat, all in the stomach due to extreme cortisol levels
Is this just another excuse or has a doctor confirmed that?
I drink 3 cups of tea a day.
>>56724821
I'm autistic and alcoholic
but I don't look that Finnish imo
>>56727360
>ginger
>angry
>short
>speak at 100mph
I wanna get good enuff at this game until I can say , "nobody can beat me". I will scare, threaten, and blackmail to become undefeatable.
Then I will be unstoppable. Not even the architect can touch me. There can only be ONE.
i surrender
Just a public service reminder that if you don't let me win I will ascertain your location, stalk your family, and construct suicidal subliminal messages around your everyday environment until you go insane or murder your pets.
>>56724821
>slightly overweight
>owns guns
>love burgers
>love pizza
>eats cheap fast food
>wants big murrica v8 kar
>muh bourbon
>muh patriotism
But I do speak more than one language (French) and I stay pretty aware in world events. I have a passport, and I've studied in yurop (Paris) and I don't actually own a big burger V8, and I can still outrun true fatties because of muh cardio.
I also don't claim muh heritage much, but I am part Cherokee (kek) but not the miniscule amount of your average redneck. I'm enough to where I get very very dark when I tan, and I actually knew my full Cherokee family members.
>>56727322
I think Irish heritage is a thing because they were one of the most recent, large, homogeneous group of immigrants to come over due to the potato famine. Also St. Paddy's in burger is a fun holiday to be part of because muh drinking
I'm black and I'm easily scared
>>56724821
I say eh at the end of sentences sometimes, I say sorry a lot, I smoke weed, and I drink Timmies coffee (double double of course).
>>56728199
but do you wear a beret
and have on those ridiculous fucking baguette backpack things?
Captcha: choose all candy
It made me pick a fucking tea cozy because it was rainbow colored kek
I eat a lot of chocolate and waffles.
Fries as well, with stoofvlees ("carbonade flamande" in frogspeak)
I don't drink that regularly, but when I do, I drink strong Belgian beers in large quantities. The Dutch would be the opposite, with their regular consumption of low grade piss beer (Heineken is Dutch, need I say more?)
I act really dull (because have you ever heard of a "excited Belgian"?)
>>56727177
You should realize that a stereotype for the Dutch, especially within Flemish jokes aimed towards the Dutch, is that they're greedy with money. And basically merchants, always obsessing over money. They're the kikes of Europe (disregarding the actual kikes).
Though considering how eager the Dutch were to betray kikes and reveal their locations to ze Germans, you didn't like em very much; you do have that massive guilt now, hence the Anne Frank idolization. Also yeah, that's another stereotype, being ratty little collaborators, but too ashamed to admit it now.
Though speaking of that, a Flemish stereotype is that they're nationalistic, fascist mofo's. I guess my ideology is close enough to it.
I want to recreate the Black Moorish Caliphate.
>>56727360
smearing poo on walls and going on hunger strike
I was on the curling team in high school
>>56728993
>Irish
>poo on walls
>Americans
>poo in loo
>English
>poo in street
I like baguette, cheese and w(h)ine.
I eat fast food all the time and have like 50 guns. Also I've never been overseas and don't plan on it but that's more due to crippling anxiety problems than a real reason.
>>56729619
What's the scariest fun (in librul terms) you have?
I just lost the game
>>56724821
>tried vodka first time at 14 yo
>I drink beer and eat schnitzel while raping my daughter in the basement
>>56730009
you forgot "crossdressing"
>>56724821
I'm a slut.
>lego
>too irrelevant for stereotypes
JUST
>>56730665
Are you a sheik?
>>56729850
>tfw you first sip of Vodka was at 4-6 years old
Step it up, Dmitri
I'm a boring person
I'm a genuine assburger who feels uncomfortable amongst groups of people who also likes to get drunk then and now
>kind of a SJW
>immigrant
>i'm cucking the country and its people
>muh free healthcare and education
>>56731534
Do you at least speak Swedish?
>>56731534
Somali?
>>56725004
>>56731137
ebin
>>56731866
yeah, my first languages were Spanish and Swedish (wow at the same time) i never had trouble learning swedish, just mixing up the languages when i was a kid since i didnt have a big vocabulary.
then it took me one year to learn English once i got a good teacher.
>>56724821
I drink a lot. That's about all
I just ate a banana
Love a cup of tea so I do
>fat
>chicano
>monolingual
>muh jesus
>shit at geography, history and world events
>no passport
>loves burgers
>talks to strangers
>have American flag clothing
>>56732163
Are you that annoying Dominican faggot that spams everything?
I hate talking to people
I enjoy the simple things in life
>not a conman
>don't (presently) live outside of Egypt
>not uneducated
>speak Spanish as a third language instead of French or German
>not a pharmacist
>not alpha and actually treat my female associates well
I don't fit any stereotype.
Hairy(atleast for my age)
Like kebab
Probably thats all.
>>56730665
shut up you Jersey cow
>>56732610
I was about to deport you before the last sentence
welcome aboard, I hope it's underwear
>>56724821
I don't fit any
>>56724821
I am poor and dumb.
My gf actually cheated on me twice but it's still better than being single.
I have bad teeth and a bad accent
>>56733086
I'm American, you can't deport me :^)
I have two flag shirts, flag undies, flag socks and a bandana.
I love my country
>>56733399
>I have two flag shirts, flag undies, flag socks and a bandana.
How about stereotypes you don't fit?
>not happy
>not beautiful
>not a socialist scum
I'm handsome
>>56724821
I think firearms are neato mosquito and I eat at least one burger almost every day.
like beans
