>one chance in life
>not born in the US
Daily regret thread?
I agree with OP, the US is the best place to be born into.
Does anyone know how I can get American Citizenship quicly?
>>56724873
The fastest way is to marry an American citizen
Or be rich so you can buy your way in
>>56723181
That's ok Russia we still like you.
>>56723181
1. Get a plane ticket to New York
2. Get a Russian family in Brighton Beach to take you in.
3. Learn English, work odd jobs, save up money.
4. You're now in the USA friendo.
>>56724957
>be rich
how rich?
>>56725125
Is it that easy? Don't you need a permit to work?
>>56725410
millionaire
>>56725464
fuck
>>56725462
>Is it that easy
Just don't get caught doing anything illegal and you should be fine. My best friends dad did it in the 70's.
>Don't you need a permit to work.
Only official jobs with a regular salary do, if you're working day by day off of Craigslist you won't need any ID 99% of the time.
>>56725612
>My best friends dad did it in the 70's.
What is his dad doing now?
>>56724957
Cool, I will marry a cute sudaca for citizenship
>wanting to leave the glorious right wing fatherland to live a liberal shit hole
Ivan, I'd rather be in your country right now.
>>56727108
>America
>liberal shithole
You misspelled "literal"
>>56725712
He's a consultant for contruction companies.
>>56727307
Is he a citizen now? How many years has it been?
>>56727108
>Russia
>right wing
OH, YOU
>>56728131
>kills gays and trannies on sight
>>56728407
>giving gibsmedat to everyone
>most of the country is a shithole
>alcohol is highly subsidised
And you say it isn't a left wing shithole. Kek.
You are one stupid man
>>56728407
that's a lie
Also, the Russia's hatred of gays has no relation to traditions and right wingers
>>56728407
no such law there, dumb liberal
>>56724873
>>Does anyone know how I can get American Citizenship quicly?
POO YOUR WAY IN
>>56728718
So with what it's related?
Surprised people actually like America. 99.9% of foreigners I see online would like nothing other than America to disappear.
>>56728872
to bydlo gopnik drunkard junkie values
>>56728131
>degenerates get lynched
>rapefugees get beaten up
Sounds like paradise
>>56729022
You've been talking to Marxists, Communists and Shitposters.
>>56729279
>>degenerates get lynched
Degenerates of all kinds feel perfect here
That's why we're the abortion, heroin and HIV capital city of the planet
>>56729279
>rapefugees get beaten up
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyIfb6LgnQc
>>56723181
You can always go for plan B and make like a mexican on his renconquista expedition.....
cross the rio grande , Ivan
>>56729484
If Russia is a degenerate place, why is it full of pure qts?
>>56729797
Algeria isn't a degenerate place and full of ugly people
You see what I mean?
>>56724873
>POO
>>56728576
you are one POO man :3
>>56729916
No
because degenerate whores are not cute
only pure girls can be
>>56730189
Implying that trampy girls won't fake innocence for real world and Internet attention.
>>56730253
why would they? they get more attention showing off their tits and sucking dicks
>>56729022
I'll never understand why you impressionable retards cling onto your confirmation biases so hard
Just fucking kill yourself you fucking idiot
>>56725712
why is every hindu/indian/fucking whatever in america a total cunt
are you people just fucking assholes or what
like every one I met has been a fucking explosively angry motherfucker, niggers don't lose their shit as easily as them and I live in a shit neighborhood
>>56731302
Blame the system. Complete retards get to go to america becuase they are percieved as "better", while they actually know jack shit. All the postions these guys hold are management positions, and all they do at their job is shout. They think that people can not be persuaded by reason, and they just fucking blast whenever somehing goes wrong. This is how most of this country is, because it's really authoritarian, right from school and to a job.
Those people are idiots. You'd do good by avoiding them.
>>56731509
Alos, most of them have an EPIC inferiority complex, are inherently racist, and have only fucked the girl they're married to, and that is because their parents "arranged" the marriage. The girl in a marriage like this (which is like 99% of marriages here, btw) is a complete tool. Then they HAVE TO HAVE KIDS, and the kids are endlessly bullied by the parents, and they grow up to be assholes.
The well - behaved, courteous and rational people fail to get jobs here. Blind Obedience to a higher authority is of the highest importance.
>>56729797
Typical Russian gf
>>56731694
your anti-advertising won't work for me
>>56731509
I have to say though watching a nigger argue with one of those lot was one of the most amusing things I've ever seen
>choosing between hillary or frogman
>>56732160
dont believe him, russia is heaven on earth, i was their, hes just nazi which dont want forgeigners.
>>56723181
Nice proxy you have there, cowboy
>>56731509
>>56731683
When are we going to stop handing out so many H1 visas...
>>56724873
Rape/marry a citizen.
>>56732686
>he saw Russian girls in Moscow
>>56729484
No that's Brazil/America.
>>56728576
>economic policies are leftist/rightist
Is this a new meme?
>>56732911
>moscow girls are ugly
where did this meme come from?
>>56732911
i dont give a fuck about girls and moscow. i like the rural villages. russia haz a lot of freedome and high quality food. i felt way more energetic and spirituall being there. i plan on imigrating but need to save up money first.
>>56724873
Oh great...another Indian.
>>56732911
Is there something wrong with the native muslim population of Russia practicing their religion?
>>56732911
+i think you are just retarded nonrussian.
>>56733088
Fat
>>56733083
There are no Russians in Moscow
>>56733163
most dont practice the religion, all those people are like mexicans in us, they come to work and have not enough room in the local mosque
dont believe this russian, hes all lying he just hates foreigner, russia i way better then usa(except moneywise)
>one chance in life
>not born in the Japan\Korea
you are welcome.
>>56733300
пpoкcи-пидopaхa нeзaмeтнa
>>56733083
go volgograd, the city is full of 10/10 models in summer. but i think polish girls
>>56725125
0. Get a U.S. visa.
>>56723181
It's a winning lottery ticket!
>>56733411
no proxy, i live in germany for real.
>>56723181
lol how to say pussy in russian?
>>56724873
>the US is the best place to be born into.
No it isn't, not by far. It's the least attractive, sexy and respected first world nationality to be born with
It's not a bad place to live especially for a young bachelor, but not to be born in. The best places to be born into are Switzerland, Monaco and other rich elite countries. Very sexy model-tier nationalities to have. Second to that would be any old world country so you can be born with an ethnicity, heritage, nationhood etc.
It would be better to be born in the UK and then live in the us later in life to enjoy the best of both worlds (wealth, open space and jobs of US, accent, sex appeal and heritage of UK)
>>56733608
Пиздa /peez'dah/
>>56733530
Хyли из Paшки yбeжaл, твapь?
>>56733670
Hello Kansas!
>>56733670
This tbqh. We act very proud but it's really to compensate for the fact we have no real identity.
>>56723181
>wanting to be born in this third world shithole
I count myself lucky every day.
>>56733870
This "America has no culture" meme needs to go
>>56733057
Are you literally retarded?
Left Wing = Broadly communism, includes an exonomic policy.
Right Wing = Now moderately capitalist, onclude economic policy
