ITT:Minor things that you find weird but the locals don't
>go to US
>people treat soft drinks as if it's water
>Go to US
>Nobody drinks tapwater because it's infested with shit all over the country
>go to malaysia
>people deep fry everything and treat it as normal food
>>56710608
>go to US
>get shot
>go to US
>its filled with americans
dont know what else i expected
If it's diet pop it's just as healthy as water plus it tastes better, I drink around 12-14 cans a day and I'm perfectly healthy.
>Go to US
>Pepsi and Coca-Cola are cheaper than bottled water
>>56710706
The sad thing is since you're American and call it pop I can't with 100% accuracy accept that you're joking
>>56710486
>>56710706
It's called soda you heathens.
>>56710629
>go to Sydney
>people find it normal that an apartment cost as much as a castle in France
http://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/sydney-nsw/these-10-french-castles-are-cheaper-than-sydney-units/news-story/001b1d96b9e9fa99cbdd4d181142d49f
>>56710780
No, this is soda.
Coke and Pepsi are pops.
>>56710816
>>56710780
>>56710755
its soft drink
>>56710780
>Americans called soft drinks Fizz-wa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_for_soft_drinks_in_the_United_States#History
>>56710816
It's Bebsi you uncultured faggot.
>>56710808
That's why I don't live in Sydney
>>56710706
12-14 cans
WHAT
I hope you mean those tiny cans
even then that's insane
how much do you weigh?
>>56710486
its something you drink.
what do you do with it? swish it around in your mouth to appreciate the flavor?
>>56711106
I said diet you loon.
And I'm 177 lbs at 6'5"
>>56710827
fizzy drink desu
>>56711121
Still, do you at least drink lots of water? You could get a kidneystone. I don't know, I'm a skelly.
>>56710706
couple ol' sodie pops
>>56711116
Soft water tastes sweet and disgusting.
>>56711149
that works too
>>56711169
Well yeah I have a half gallon jug that I usually drink 2 of a day too
>Go to Korea
>get knife and fork with pizza
>>56711106
not him, i drink about that much as well
There is nothing bad for you in diet soda except
1. caramel coloring
2. sodium
3. aspratame probably (diet pepsi has sucralose now)
4. the carbination itself makes the soda only slightly less acidic than stomach acid. Its probably not good long term, but eh.
Nothing to make you fat.
>>56711223
You must pee like a racehorse
I like to drink club soda cause it's water but it tastes like it's not :3
>>56710706
I never know when you guys are trolling or not
>>56711238
Disgusting
>>56711223
why are you so thirsty?
>>56710486
>Go to Belgium
>Get blown up
>>56711289
The reason fat people often drink a lot of diet coke, is they are probably diabetic.
Being diabetic makes you thirsty
If you are diabetic you dont want to drink a bunch of sugar water, so you drink immitation sugar water
There you go.
Its not the diet soda that makes people fat, its the fat that makes people drink a shitload of anything, via diabetes.
>>56710706
>If it's diet pop it's just as healthy as water plus it tastes better
>diet pop it's just as healthy as water
How? You still end up with a set of chemicals where half of them is supposed to cancel out the other half and still fails at that task.
Bottled water or bust.
>>56711282
I think it's just a nervous habit, I never feel 'right' unless I have some liquid going down my throat, I prefer pop because of the fizzy texture but I keep the water for when the taste starts to wear on me.
>>56711329
so just drink water
>>56710963
>>56710827
>>56710816
>>56710780
Its called fizzley dizzley sugarwater, you philistines.
>>56711345
I used to drink about 8 litres of water a day out of habit, stopped now. Heard it isn't good for you, would recommend cutting back.
>>56711399
>not calling it magic tinglefluid
>>56711270
He is but you could substitute water with sugar free "soda" without ill effect.
>>56711399
>not bubba hubba sugga jugga
>>56711360
Based australia just fixed USA
>Go to america
>People are talking to eachother
>Cashier aks "Can i help you with something?"
>Homeless people are friendly
>Man unironically thought that me and a Serbian guy spoke the same language
>Mixtape meme is real.
>Muh heritage meme is real.
I had a fun time there, it was a pleasant experience. Food was good and someone got me a can of surströmming as a joke.
They did not enjoy the taste.
>>56711438
theres still a bunch of preservatives and additives in the drinks that are not good for you. blaming just the sugar is absurd
>>56711345
Have you considered ice tea?
Ive started drinking a liter of unsweetened tejava ice tea a day (its nothing but tea and water, nothing else added). I mix it with water, at 2:1 ratio, so i get 3 liters of drink. Its cheaper than soda, and its basically like tea flavored water. The taste grows on you pretty quick, its probably better than diet soda.
Im not a fan of the taste of straight water by itself, this enhances it just enough
>>56711457
>Americans are basically very dumb and very friendly
accurate to be honest
>>56711457
What do you mean by the cashier asking that?
>>56711360
water gets old after a while
>it's another "everyone bullies America" thread
>>56711308
wew not cool
>go to US
>stays here
>>56711541
boo hoo
>>56711525
>>56711502
There is something seriously wrong with you people.
Next you'll complain the air you breath is getting old.
>>56711121
Holy fuck you hungry skellington.
>>56711525
so does the human body and eventually it cant keep up with all the shit you put inside of it. humans are 75% water so its not hard to think water is the best substance for us to consume
>>56710486
>go to any country outside of australia
>beating people to death isn't considered friendly banter
>>56711521
We stopped at a fuel station, so naturally, we deemed it appropiate to go inside and get something to eat.
I took some time deciding whati should get and the cashier asked me if i needed anything.
They had pickle flavoured chips, Charles.
Pickle
Flavoured
Chips.
Not once in my life have i seen something so disgusting.
>>56711541
This is just banter desu.
>>56710486
Europeans never talk to each other in public. The only way they make friends is through mutual friends. The people are just cold and standoffish compared to us and America.
>>56711541
>it's another burger that can't handle the bants
>>56711598
You can't blame them, Pekka.
USA has no tap water so they have to import Voss from Norway.
>>56711598
I do have 4 air purifiers running in my house at all times
Please understand not everyone lives in a scandinavian paradise with fresh air and water that tastes good.
Where i live its just dust and heat forever, and when it does cool down, its probably still weather that would make you uncomfortable to do physical activity in.
>>56711624
soda is mostly water
but yeah, i cant handle soda as well as i used to. thats why i drink a bunch of tea every day now, and only have a few cans of soda.
>>56711661
Everyone *does* bully America but as an American if you can't handle it, it's kind of like some ripped alpha getting hurt if a bunch of assblasted beta dyels started calling him a douchebag or something.
>>56711655
Pickled gherkin flavoured crisps?
>>56711660
People talk in small towns and villages, and people will have chats in public with strangers. The UK is between the disregard of personal space and peace and quiet of the US and the total autism of Northern and Western Europe.
>>56711683
Lmao
Get a load of this cuck's pathetic excuses
Air filters
Dust and heat
>Go to US
>Water constantly topped up in glasses and then tip for water
But at least your water doesn't cost an arm and a leg like ours seems to.
>>56711765
>Pickle gherkin?
Yes.
>>56711841
is that one of those public competition flavours
>Every woman from Minnesota has a weird obsession with sriracha sauce
>>56711841
>>56711854
You niggers don't have dill pickle chips? Plebs. Ketchup chip master race.
>>56711841
Can get pickled onion ones here.
>>56710486
>go to Israel
>land on an airforce base
>exit the airport
>catch a bus to Eilat
>see a deployed SAM battery
>see the DANGER MINES sign in three languages
>see several army checkpoints
>arrive in Eilat
>go for a swim
>see a huge-ass Navy base
>head to Jerusalem
>a fighter flies overhead with nobody giving a fuck
>arrive
>go see the western wall
>more soldiers than tourists there
>leave the country
>the airport guards find an actual Russian speaker to question me
>he asks extensively about my visit to Jordan during the trip
>entire bag is searched
>somehow the honey jar from Kinneret makes them more interested than my laptop
>be finally allowed near the gates
>see two F-15s taxiing to the runway
Fuck you're militarized.
>Live on a Spanish island for a year
>Locals okay with lead water pipes.
>this thread
>>56711817
>tip for water every there is a refill
people don't do that in the states dude
>>56711934
If a Russian thinks a country is militarized,then it is really militarized
Really? Nobody has brought up how Americans clap after a movie or on an airplane?
>>56712189
We clap on an airplane too. We don't after movies though. BTW do your college students clap after a lecture?
>>56710706
inb4 global boker face
>>56711525
lmao
>>56711740
That's exactly What I was thinking tbqhwyf
>>56712232
Clapping on an aeroplane is fucking stupid.
>>56712232
>we clap on an airplane
Why?
>>56712189
It's so fun to clap after a movie though, especially if it's really good you feel like the director and actors just deserve it.
>>56712232
we dont normally clap after movies either. Its more something that the really enthusiastic people on a first night viewing do when its over.
After a movie has been out for a while normal people going to see it typically dont clap.
>>56712404
>>56712474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSb8jmfPuYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y8Bq6I5OjU
lmao you don't find this weird?
>>56712569
What do you care? It shows respect for the movie makers.
>>56712316
>>56712363
(Not him) I've witnessed it with Brits and the French both times on super-budget flies and no clapping on a regular fly with Russians, so it might be a class thing rather than a national thing
>>56711525
>water gets old after a while
So does your mother but I still make her pregnant every year.
>>56712609
It's just so absurd
>>56710808
Keyword Shitney
>>56710808
>picture perfect caste in Picardie
>looks like every rotten falling castles that hasn't been properly cared for
>in one of the top three shittiest locations possible
I'd rather live in the crocodile pond, thanks
>>56712938
isnt the reason your castles are cheap also because you need to be crazily rich to keep them because of tax
>>56712404
>>56712609
THEY'RE NOT EVEN THERE TO APPRECIATE IT SENPAI.I.LI.A
>>56711502
You sicken me.
>>56713141
Water is for poor people and women
>>56713090
Horrible to clean up, it takes my family one whole week of clean-up for 2 months of vacation, every room is COOOOOOLD, you have a new problem in a room every year, this wall is falling down, this bed is crumbling, these books are rotting.
One year, I broke a toilet just by forgetting to close a window, it froze.
owning a small castle is a real pain in the ass.
>>56711841
I suppose gherkin flavour crisps can't be too different to salt and vinegar flavour crisps.
>>56713285
I wish my problems included owning a castle. Fuck you.
>>56711344
Water is just a bunch of chemicals too, ya know
>>56711410
Last week I had an heart attack so now I stopped drinking water and I'm doing better.
Ps: if you're arab beware because you're chemically unstable and could blow if you drink sodas.
>>56713866
call me new-age but there's something that rubs me the wrong way about arguing water is the same as artificially sweetened carbonated drink
I can't help but feel it'll come back to kick all of you in the ass at some point
>>56712938
moving to paris in april. company is paying 5800 euro a month for my housing allowance, what can you get for that?
>>56710486
>Go to Philippines
>all flips dress and act like they made of money, but in reality, they live in a 4mx5m solid concrete house with 22 other people, a dog, a cat, 12 chickens, and a duck
>>56710486
>people treat soft drinks as if it's water
Well, they having fun with their diabetes
>>56713921
Sorry to hear that mate. How old are you, are you overweight? Get well soon lad.
Can you tell me what happened? Chest pain?
>>56711238
>1. caramel coloring
A few years ago, Coke announced it was replacing all of the highly carcinogenic caramel coloring with a less carcinogenic caramel coloring
>2. sodium
What is hypertensive
>3. aspartame
Jury is still out on this one. There ae studies to suggest it causes loads of issues, and then there are studies that say it's fine
>4. carbonation
Soft drink as a pH of around 2-3. Highly acidic and terrible for teeth, and the internal linings of the mouth, stomach, and to some degree the intestines
>>56713921
Im sorry to hear that friend
>>56711410
too much of anything is bad for you
>>56714504
What about too much banter?
>>56714587
What about too much muslims
>>56714587
Suing people helps with that
>>56714587
irreversible cancer, as seen with the whole of australia
>>56710486
This.
>>56714759
>>56714760
>>56714768
Au*tralia
>>56710883
That pic actually looks like the average Malaysian man.
>>56714917
How Englishmen use Celsius to refer to temperature when it's cold, but Fahrenheit when it's hot
>>56715122
>Go to America
>Arrive at airport
>Security molests me and asks for a sample of my DNA
>Leave
>Decide to find some food
>Ask a man near me, who is sitting on a motor scooter, dressed entirely in U.S flags
>"Ah, y'see sonny, y'all git gun McDonalds. Diggum dan all y'all gonna have" he replies, before shooting a shotgun in the air
>He screams "I KNOW MY RIGHTS!"
>Visit McDonalds
>Traverse the landscapes of flab and fat
>Get to counter
>Cashier has more rolls than Rick
>"Wiggum ta dig dan McDenalds. Cinna gidcha arder?"
>Ask for some small fries
>Get a bucket of lard in return
>"'Y'all gon git gen gat gun pay $25.00"
>Pay up.
>Reluctantly take a lick of the lard
>It's fucking delicious
>"Wow! This food is the bomb!" I say
>"BARM!?" cries out everyone in a 3 mile vicinity
>Cops break down the door
>"A DIG DAN BARM NIGGUM MOOSLEM DIG TERRIES" they cry out, shooting everywhere.
>Run back to airport
>Airport security is pointing guns at me
>They sampled my DNA and found I was 0.0025% Iraqi
>"MOOSLEMS! DIG DAN TERRIE! BARM! BARM! BARM!" they scream
>They break my legs and throw me in jail
>Hospital bill was $9560.00
>>56714917
>>56715265
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>56711149
This, or 'fizzy cordial'.
Thailand: drives on the left side, walks on the right side. Everywhere else I've been, it's the same side for both.
>>56715122
>>56715169
>>56715447
Good posts
>>56715447
That doge is living the life, man. I'm jealous.
>>56715545
Thanks mate
>>56715733
>tfw no overweight beagle
>>56715265
Always know rhat's going to be in this posts.
Still I read 'em.
>>56715819
>tfw gf wont let me get a dog
>>56716487
>gf wont let you get a dog
Sounds like you already have one, just trade that bitch for a cuter, fluffy one.
>>56716487
Cuckanada
>>56710486
Its not a minor thing
>people go back to their countries when their vacations are over
weird
>>56710780
>>56710780
>>56710780
No its called coke.
>>56711345
you'll never feel right until you obey to your insulin saturated sugar starved body
>Go to any non-latin country
>Cheek kiss to greet
>Weird looks
>>56710486
>Leave US
>There's no freedom
>>56711841
Lays have a weird aftertaste anyway, plebiest of chips 2bh
>>56712232
Sometimes, if it is the last lecture of that class and the professor was cool.
>>56710816
Also it means caustic soda (NaOH)
>>56711270
He its not trolling. Diet has zero calorirs but same amount of caffeine
>>56711934
That's what happens when the world sets up an illegal Jewish containment zone in the middle of several Muslim countries. Then the Jews spend decades expanding their illegal country into native clay. People get fucking pissed and a common religion brings them together.
Also, wouldn't you militarize if your American masters wrote you a blank cheque every year, to be paid for by American tax payers?
>>56712404
>It's so fun to clap after a movie though
You sound like a child. Why can't you just sit in quiet appreciation?
>especially if it's really good you feel like the director and actors just deserve it.
Unless it's the premier and the actors are present, why bother? You're no different from the seal that claps for a fish at the water-zoo
>>56711934
Fuck you. Havi g a huge military presence its not bad. Besides, you didnt do anything wromg and havent anyting to fear for your own well being
>>56720340
>mfw America has given Israel something ridiculous like $15,000 in foreign aid for every man, woman, and child there.
>mfw all sources of aid is probably even stupider
>mfw they still carry on like they're something special for having a nice cozy cunt in the Middle East
>>56715533
Theyre not cordials though
>>56717458
Just stop it. It`s fucking gay.
>>56710691
I'll never understand this shit
>>56710706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KG912GXSaI
gogga gola :DD
>>56710706
god bless america
>go to USA
>billboards all along every inch of road and ads everywhere, even in the woods.
