pro-pancakes edition
cara
doing a poo
karen
>>56701723
what you on about?
Ex gf is addicted to heroin lads. She's probably going to die soon. It's very sad to watch.
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
*says he loves you but you know he doesn't mean it*
>>56701788
Will you keep it down, I'm trying to watch the film
>Ex gf is addicted to heroin lads. She's probably going to die soon. It's very sad to watch.
>>56701801
https://youtu.be/i5Kwf_nNmGI
gril that i like is really beginning to like me a bit lads
every time we talk shes smiling now and all we do is play around with each other
>>56701738
Where are the pancakes?
people will need to be gassed if europe is to be saved not even memeing thats the stage were at now lads
>>56701817
what film
>>56701809
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>56701854
lost highway
>>56701816
oh I did this
that was a really cringey part of my life
Non-yank edition
>>56701769
>>56701769
>>56701845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZe5hXodQg
which group gets the mask?
>>56701830
nice trigger discipline you fat oaf
my... my... chakras
... they are
aligning...
>>56701886
LOL thats not me you newfag
>>56701871
janny will delete
>>56701912
>backpedaling
you're in deep now sunshine, i will expose you
>>56701924
Fuck off janny
need to sit on a willy
>>56701968
>>56701924
america wins once again
>>56701891
nice
what does it feel like
This man is a cuck. He fights for Somalia.
>>56701991
bet he had sex with loads of playboy bunnies that day
>trying to config insurance documents using Reporting Services at work
>gf is texting me from the bathtub saying she's playing while imagining me on top of her
This man is a sheep shagger. He fights for bestiality.
Janny laying down the law
>>56702043
where does that pic come from?
These men are your friends. They fight for freedom.
>>56701964
u never heard of the hat meme kid? that wasnt a picture of myself i posted LOL
ill give u a tip since u seem like a nice kid
dont ever EVER post information about yourself on the chan. this is an internet hate machine, a rabid dog hacker forum. we will eat you alive if you give us the opportunity
>>56702055
And that is wrong because...?
>deletes other thread
>tits still up in catalogue
Wish I was a spaceman.
@56702086
Off with you
Is /cum/ so bad that yanks need to sludge and slide over here?
>>56702128
#JustJannyThings
>>56702153
/cum/ is fucking terrible
>>56702153
>>>/ausnz/ kanga humper
just spat in my hand and rubbed saliva into my thigh
Watched a bit of John Oliver to see what all the fuss is about
Feels like I'm listening to an episode of the now show kek
>>56702153
>086
~-
Touching the dong lads, might do an orgasm soon
>tfw sad
>>56702153
AYE FOIT ME MATE ILL BOINK YOU RIGHT IN THE GABBER INIT
>>56702197
ayy bb dat is so hawt
>>56702153
britain are our greatest allies after the french
>>56702199
I know who you bloody are mate
>>56702225
d-did it die?
>>56702206
what's wrong?
>>56702206
Try doing a happy instead
Wish I was a manspace
Test
>>56702252
Forgot to buy milk so now i cant drink Tea
>>56702165
>inb4 I get banned for complaining now
When did the UK become an authoritarian communist shithole?
>there are people here right now who have iPhone and iPad instead of Android
More money than sense
>>56702206
everybody hurts
what's hurting you?
>>56702271
>>56701778
your mum doesn't sign off her text to you with xx's? she must literally hate you
>>56702225
hush your gums you wasteman or i will fucking batter you bruv
>>56702275
Got banned like 6 times so far today
#sorryjannynotreally
>>56702290
At least I got more money than cents bruv
>>56702225
exterminate all bogans
*hooks you*
*your gabber explodes*
I, for one welcome our Janny protectors
HAIL JANNYLOO
>>56702271
You silly bastard!
just want a gf that will be my gf
I FUCKING dare you to ban me Janny.
*walks along the dark beach with my pants rolled up looking at the horizon thinking of Janny while this song plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>>56702354
Wouldn't mind a hook to the nugs
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Creative-CC-H6656-Animal-Dinosaur-Hat/dp/B002X6LMNS
Just copped. Gonna be drowning in clunge.
still no ai girlfriend
i NEED to lick a girls arsehole
Need a wee again
>>56702447
i have before ;)
>>56702397
I'll be your gf
*is reunited from janny returning from his dangerous job at the airport while this song plays*
*nod at him glassy eyed*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>>56702470
FONT
>lay out some prime (You) bait
>make a cuppa tea
>come back to no (You)s
:-/
>>56702447
I- I can be your arsehole tonight, anon...
>the end of the world is announced
>asteroid to collide with earth
>panic ensues as punishment in this life becomes irrelevant and unenforced
>looters loot for things they will have no use for, desperately trying to emulate the actions of a society in crisis without the foresight as to the inevitable end
>decide against chaos and realise it's my chance for final peace
>contact astrological agencies and beg for the data they have used
>finally get it before they go offline
>pour all day every day into mapping the asteroids path
>subtract 2
>carry the 1
>square root
>ding
>calculate exactly where the asteroid is to collide with earth like a fist from god
>make my way there via a fishing boat whose captain opts for ignorance
>approach the soon to be crater
>asteroid is not far off
>take off my pants and lay down with my bollocks out, spread fastly over the contact zone with accuracy down the minutia
>the sky darkens as the asteroid approaches
>the asteroid pierces the atmosphere like a ball through a window
>I am ready
>the asteroid screams toward my bollocks, primed and ready for the impact
>it collides with my bollocks square on
>the instantaneous moment of my death is shared with an ecstasy quantifiable only next to the force applied to my balls
>ascend to a higher realm, having known the most pure form of ecstasy obtainable within the human life
>wake up
FFS lads
carly rae jeb end
>>56702289
During the Labour government. Coincidentally that is when we started going brown as they mass imported voters.
>>56702500
Didnt come here to read War and peace Bruce
>>56702500
Knew it
>>56702129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeUx5sdp3qM
:)
>>56702524
good post
having my best
>>56702447
Why would you want to lick poo
>>56702231
spose you're curious why i did it
well i've got a couple of little pots on my desk right
theres an oat so simple porridge pot, and another little sticky toffee pudding pot which fits snugly inside it - theyre just sitting on my desk as one
so im living my life, doing some things, having a go, you know just having a good old time
and its dark and i cant see clearly
and -- PLACK -- i accidentally SLAM my hand onto the lip of the toffee pot
of course it's sticky as a bun, there's a thin layer of toffee sauce encrusted all around the rim from when i ate the pudding yesterday, and so when i lift my hand -- SKYEEOOOWWWKKKKCHCHHHH -- half the sauce comes off with it
so now there's horrible sticky toffee residue all on my hand, and i dont know what to do
i figure the best option is to wipe it off somewhere; since im busy and dont want to get up to wash my hands, and have no disposable surfaces nearby, i elect to wipe it off on my left thigh
all is good, i carry on with my busy old business, hand free of sauce, able to get cracking and -- i suddenly notice a peculiar discomfort in my leg
how could i have been so stupid? the residue has just been transferred to my leg! it hasnt magically dissipated! its late and im not thinking straight
so i think to myself, how can i get out of this muddle? you know? how can i, once and for all, eradicate this noisome sauce from my presence and get back to what i was doing?
and then it comes to me
i think
what liquids do i have at hand?
the big bottle of water at my feet completely slipped my mind and in fact i only remember it now as i write this
the only apparent course of action is to use my own fluids
i spend some time gathering saliva in my mouth, then briskly - with a rapid QUIGT - it squirts out of my mouth and into my waiting palm
i waste no time in rubbing the fucker up and down on the affected area of thigh, and wipe it down with my shirt once time enough to eradicate the foul stickiness and leave me sauceless has passed
wish i had unlimited control over space, matter and time
any dark souls man in
>>56702447
why would you want to do this
*montage of me and Janny slow-dancing under a single down-light before he's shipped off to /brit/ while this plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>>56702606
Scat fetish
>>56702623
what are you gay
>>56702609
ah did not tink it cud get hawter
bud it did
>>56702638
me too
>>56702412
mate what fucking film is this out of? if you don't know it's going to drive me nuts
What went wrong?
>>56702660
fuck off freak i was being ironic
>tfw not at uni anymore and feel bad going to do a wee at any time because it'll probably wake my parents up
wish they'd close their fucking door at night, dunno why they refuse to
>>56702667
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Con_te_partir%C3%B2#In_media
>>56702679
BANKERS
AND
THEIR
BONUSES
>>56702397
someday anon
someday
>>56702667
Sopranos when they fly back to Italy lid
How's the weather Aussiebros? Is it starting to cool off a bit now?
>>56702680
me too
>>56702622
wagwan
>>56702679
bloomin fatcher innit
>>56702719
tad chilli innit
>>56702667
Heat
Ice rink scene
>>56702249
yer iirc they cut its head off with a shovel
smfh
>>56702719
yeah lad VERY comfy atm :^)
sun is out but it's nice and cool
>>56702737
Not really
friend got a puppy and it literally died after a week
>>56702724
need 3 to come out RIGHT NOW
don't have a PS3 or PS4, have thoroughly rinsed dark souls, and dark souls 2 is shite
>>56702762
for what pvrpose?
>>56702679
all me
>>56702719
yeah it's perfect weather right now.
like legit this time and in 6 months are the best spots of weather all year. warm days, cool nights. a lot of breeze because of those air systems colliding and comfy storms.
>>56702783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>>56702783
i-i didn't want to know that
>>56702783
lold
>>56702783
was it eaten by a snake
hey-
*clears throat*
so tired...
NIGGER
NIGGER
>>56702822
kafkaesque
>>56702718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc-8Q-Ad8uc
>>56702783
Did he feed it to a snake
>>56702820
>>56702773
>>56702737
so it's not cold out?
>>56702843
sounds like something the commie twitter galdem would say
>>56702840
i've always wondered what he had for dinner in that video
>>56702788
being edgy faggots
if it's the same case i'm thinking of, the guys like cried in court and asked people to stop being mean. legit useless to society that lot.
>>56702858
it's always cold lad.....
in...here *points to heart and lowers head*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>>56702838
>>56702855
no a big dog attacked it
>>56702858
Warm out, Australian weather
>>56702870
it was all gone, we'll never know
all gone
buenos noches x
>>56702887
what brand of puppy was it?
>>56702907
Adios
*besos*
>>56702858
nah kev my son, not yet
So I walk right up to you
And you walk all over me
>>56702922
>brand
>>56702922
dunno
>>56702926
oh you x
>>56702952
if u find out post in here and if its a brand i like ill pour out some of my 40
>>56702783
yer i know people who bought a puppy and then it died from malignant cancer legit like 3 months later
>>56702982
did they get a refund?
>>56702982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
need a qt af aussie bf ngl
memes
>>56702974
pomeranian I think I'm not a dog expert but
*montage of immigrants arriving in France and Italy and beating up while this plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
did the balts kick you lads out or what
>>56703004
dont think they got another one after. they were pretty rekt by it all 2bh
con te partiro
New favourite word is jebend
exterminate all cancucks
>>56702966
Conquest isn't immigration
>>56703052
that's a rather woody word
*fucks you*
In love with 2 girls at the moment desu
>>56703049
*nods at you with tears in my eyes*
yes lad
>>56703033
did they have puppy insurance
>>56703094
*cums*
>>56703097
what? your mum and your sister you grotty cunt?
"Con te partirò" (Italian: [kon ˈte ppartiˈrɔ]; literally "I will leave with you") is an Italian song written by Francesco Sartori (music) and Lucio Quarantotto (lyrics). It was first performed by Andrea Bocelli at the 1995 Sanremo Festival and recorded on his album of the same year, Bocelli. The single was first released as an A-side single with "Vivere" in 1995, topping the charts, first in France, where it became one of the best selling singles of all time, and then in Belgium, breaking the all-time record sales there.
A second version of the song, sung partly in English, released in 1996 as "Time to Say Goodbye", paired Bocelli with English soprano Sarah Brightman, and achieved even greater success, topping charts all across Europe, including Germany, where it became the biggest-selling single in history. Brightman and Bocelli produced a version with Brightman singing in German and Bocelli in Italian, with this version being available on the CD Time to Say Goodbye. [1][2] That version alone has now sold more than 12 million copies worldwide, making it one of best-selling singles of all time.[3][4]
Bocelli also recorded a full Spanish version of the song, titled "Por Ti Volaré" (For You I Will Fly). Under all those three versions, the song is considered Bocelli's signature song.[5]
>>56703072
Shut it you jeb end
ngl wish my gf was a bit more of a slut
>>56703044
they should have atleast tried to get their money back
if i bought a dog for herding cattle or some shit and it couldnt do that id go back to the breeder and demand another dog
if i bought a puppy and it died of cancer id go back and demand a new puppy. one without cancer preferably
>scarburrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BakWVXHSug
shaved the arsehole yesterday
>>56703097
Slut
Humans weren't meant to grind out 40 hours a week
U only live once and there's so much of the world 2 explore
vardy
>>56703131
very woody
>>56703135
tinny
>>56703146
Proofs
>>56703102
ummm... did i say you could cum???
>>56703124
No
A girl who's boyfriend I have cucked and her housemate
CONNNNNNNNNN TE
PAAAAAARTIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>56703146
good lad
>>56703172
oh alright then
it should go without saying that i take back my grotty cunt remark, best of luck with your situation
>>56703181
get him janny!
/brit/?? More like /Islamic fundemantalist Sharia emirate of Britain/
>>56703167
s-sorry
>>56703181
That's the same bleached butthole pic from the other day
utterly vile post
>>56703181
Come here, you <3
>Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship.
>A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
>To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
>This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s
do u guys think that yank got banned? i feel kinda bad for reporting him
>>56703195
Appreciated mate
Really want to continue with the one with the bf but she won't tell him and break up with him
>>56703218
yeah that's me
janny, literally FUCK OFF
>>56703246
Rude
>>56703246
Stating that you reported someone is against the rules as well btw
>>56703258
sorry but im just not a big fan of the whole "gay" gimmick
>>56703246
i'm not sure why he feels we all need to see his arsehole tbqh family
>>56703246
probably, but I already reached over and reset my router so idk
what year is it
*pegs tennis ball at your back*
ahahaha get fucked Trent
>>56703288
>announcing you reported him for announcing he reported someone
Reported
>>56703301
the current
>>56703288
report me then u dumb roach ill just ban evade
absolutely tired of being jumped by nude arseholes
>>56703290
But it's funny
>>56703141
i dont think they thought about it
they were pretty devvo
>>56703316
I never said I'd reported him :3
Poor Janny is working overtime because of you now.
My farts are awful currently Jesus Christ
>>56703334
>devvo
WAHEYY dickhesd, got a bus ticket mate?
>>56703376
this is an anglo thread. you're a long way from home, kraut boy
might do a completely unironic, non-cheeky suicide
>>56703393
sorry i only have an opal card
>>56703407
what purpose would that serve?
trying this
>>56703431
me no longer being alive
>>56703393
Do you truly hail from the historic town of Doncaster?
>>56703460
that's a bad thing though. depriving the world desu
>>56703460
Works for me
Please proceed
>>56703393
nah mate i use a go card
What's it like to finger a girl for the first time lads?
>British rock band Coldplay
>>56703504
like a bag of sand
>>56703504
Fishy
>>56703504
Sticky
>>56703504
Hat full of slugs
>>56703504
euphoric
>>56703504
Salty coins and wet milk
>>56703504
nerve rackung
>>56703398
Krauts are always welcome you faggot.
First day on /brit/?
>>56703398
B-but I like it here!
With so many Australians itt, I couldn't be any closer to the source of all shitposting.
>>56703511
fuck off
>>56703519
gross
>>56703530
hot
>>56703541
wtf?
>>56703552
pic related
>>56703560
alri
>>56703575
faggot
>>56703541
Business idea: offer to sell the Falklands to Argentina for a huge amount of money
>fuck off
fuck off
>>56703595
nice, I got the image dedication
think I win desu
>>56703578
We don't do RAUS as well as you.
doing a poo
wasn't nervous at all the first time I had sex
>>56703578
are you qt?
Imagine if in a few decades time surgery has advanced far enough that brain transplant surgery is now available.
The spinal cord of both patients is cut near the base of the skull and the brain is removed, and then the brains are swapped and using stem cells or something the spinal cords re-attach to the brains.
Personally, I would work out in the gym until I had the body of an Adonis and then give up every single penny in my bank account to transplant my brain with that of an attractive, buxom, pale woman who was willing.
I could be a millionaire who looks like David Gandy and I would still change to an average 7/10 young blonde Tesco worker in a heartbeat.
Wbu lads
>>56703610
>Argentina
>money
>>56703638
you are a virgin fucky
>/brit/ when the amount of yanks/aussies is equal to or greater than the amount of brits
>>56703663
You seem to have some sort of severe mental issue
