You heard it.Middle east Risk!
You need a tripcode and a name to play (in the name section: name#password)
Remember.OP is the allmighty.
1,2-2 territories
3,4-4 territories
5,6-6 territories
7,8-8 territories
9,0-10 territories
palis-12 territories
dubs-15 territories
trips-20 territories
quads/666-30 territories
ALSO,there will be HAPPENING events.
>>56701131
Is this a Lure Thread
If not:
Claiming Egypt.
>>56701425
Added
bump
>Tfw Nobody joins Risk Thread
Yeah,sucks.
>>56701131
Iraq
if I can roll then dec war on ISIS and rape them up to my legal border (it is in bold)
We'll start like this for now.
Can help bumpin'
>>56702348
ye
Egypt,quote this post to roll
>>56702416
>>56702467
Also i wanna invade Israel with this roll
Update Edition:Waiting for players
>>56702543
Keep beating back ISIS but only to my border. If I finish ISIS in my border then take away my Kurd's autonomy
>>56702543
Invade Jordan and Saudi Arabia,yeee Boy! You should half the Rolls though so the game wont run away
few more mins and i'll update
maybe players join
also thanks guys.
>>56702678
Btw. Did you make the Map yourself?
>>56702779
yeah.I know the current situation is diffrent at the moment,i made it months ago.
>>56702543
Crush the rebels
aw yeeeah
Update edition:Egyptian empire
>>56702813
Nicely done.
>>56702903
A new challenger has appeared
>>56702981
Expand further east,the Pharaos shall rule once again
>>56702981
Continue unifying my country against the rebels
I want to play.
>>56703168
You're welcome to play.
Claim your state:
Taken:
Syria(Assad)
Egypt
Iraq
I only do not advise you to play as rebels.
Type your Name#password in the name section and claim the country.
>>56703168
Look Map,take Nation,pray Game.
>>56703168
Oops, forgot trip
Waiting for Iraq to roll.
>>56703220
Cause we're lacking players,you can rollo right away.
>>56703283
Sweet. Expand into Saudi.
Update Edition:President of iraq missing
>>56703387
Expand further east
Also:
>Thread on Page 1
>Nobody joins
What the fuck is this?
>>56703387
>Cyprus
Invade Northern Cyprus
>>56703387
Finish off the rebels then begin reclaiming Syria from ISIS
>>56703443
>>56703387
spill to turkey
>>56703387
He's probably in a spider hole.
Continue Saudi expansion.
Sorry was talking to a friend
keep killing ISIS in my borders and then the Kurds
I'll take Israel if no one else has. Count this as first roll, conquering Palestine and spilling into Egypt.
Update edition:
If a new player joins,he will have to wait for a next round to be able to roll.
Now we're talking.
Events soon.
>>56703567
Keep doing what I was doing, getting ISIS
if there is spills I will decide what to do with a second post
>>56703567
Continue into Egypt. Pharaoh, let my people go!
>>56703567
Attack Israel. Why cant you leave me alone,Shlomo?
>>56703567
Taking Kurds
>>56703567
Continue fighting the good fight against ISIS
>>56703567
More Saudi sand is required for the King.
>>56703567
Get some nicer looking borders in Turkey
>>56703654
ayy Assad wanna have an alliance
I swear I'm not a US puppet
>>56703657
>>56703567
woopsies i need a trip
>>56703675
Since we're both definitely not US puppets, sure.
Update Edition:
Anti ISIS coalition
>>56703756
MORE SAUDI
>>56703756
Kill ISIS in my borders, defend if the kurds attack me, if I have spill I will decide in a second post
>>56703756
Invade Lebanon, spill Turkey
>>56703756
Finish Palestine off, continue attack on Egypt.
>>56703756
Invade ISIS in Kurdistan
Also how much do rolls count for
>>56703756
Attack Israel
>>56703805
Fucking Hell Israel,its the Six-Day War all over again. What do you want?
>>56703837
>muh shoah
>>56703887
Yeah,im not giving in for that.
>Wuz Kangz
>>56703921
>tfw around half the world's population worships our god
Waiting for lion of damascus
>>56703756
Claiming turkey, beat back the cyprus scum
>>56703959
can't roll until after the update ayy lmao
Update Edition:Assad missing
Also,reminder:
If a new player joins,he will have to wait for a next round to be able to roll.
>>56703932
What god? I only know Iris,our Sun Godess,who gives us our daily food and the weapons to end you.
>>56703994
Remove Cyprus.
>>56703785
I request you cede this land to me for better borders
>>56703994
Beat back Israel
>>56703994
Advance towards Al-Raqqah
>>56703994
Remove saracen turk scum
>>56704040
>04040
Five pali
Fucking check 'em
>>56704046
Nice tie m8. Tell you what, cede back my rightful Anatolian clay and I'll leave you alone to go fuck up Lebanon and the like.
Deal?
>>56704040
checked
>>56704025
"better"
>>56704025
No, thanks. That'll interfere with our slant-drilling operations.
>>56703994
Continue taking Saud
>>56703996
http://biblehub.com/exodus/5-2.htm
Also, attack Egypt, defend if attacked.
>>56704057
Deal, in exchange for a NAP
>>56704059
At least its not all of Kuwait
>>56704061
alright
>>56703994
THIS IS MY ROLL
attack Kuwait
Waiting for Iraq player to roll
and maybe if syrian is back.
>>56704110
Deal.
Update Edition:
Kuwait Under attack
>>56704155
Alright I want you to invade Kuwait proper not their shitty desert
next to my coast
>>56704155
Requesting immediate assistance from America!
Attack Iraq
>>56704155
Push back Israel. Requesting Help from Assad.
>>56704155
Invade ISIS in the west
>>56704155
Defend if attacked, spill 2 t into Lebanon, continue attack on Egypt.
>>56704155
Invade Lebanon
>>56704183
Please use your influence in Hollywood to create a sad film about the Kuwaiti plight :'(
>>56704202
If you give me the region I asked for I will cede everything else back
>>56704155
Invade the Kurds :^)
>>56704240
5D Pali tbhf
Kurds guaranteed degenerate
>>56704240
Fuck you Turk scum, I will rape your women and kill your children fucking kebabshit
Update Edition:Assad AssaDssinated?
>>56704170
Reminder:Im the allmighty OP.
Im in power to fuck up anyone with events and revolutions.
>>56704265
You are worse than the devil himself you degenerate scum.
You are the next Armenians.
>>56704284
Collapse on the Kurds. Kill them all
>>56704284
Push Turk kebab scum out of my contrey
>>56704284
Attack Iraqi coast
>>56704284
Continue advance into Egypt, defend if attacked.
>>56704284
keep attacking Kuwait because they won't accept peace
>>56704322
>>56704312
>15 vs 2
SUCK IT KEBAB FILTH
>>56704284
Kill off Israel already. They brought it onto themselves.
>>56704284
Invade Israel. Dieu le veut !
>>56704354
Oh no, I'm so scared.
Fucking communist bastards
>>56704327
I will cede back the provinces highlighted in green alongside the 2 provinces I will get this turn if you accept peace
>>56704389
YOU'RE DEAD TURK SCUM
SURRENDER NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
Update Edition:Kurdish Push
Syria open for new player.
>>56704381
Alliance? Youre Cyprus right?
>>56704426
correcto
I'll do an NAP. Deal?
>>56704424
Continue duking it out with Egypt.
>>56704424
Attack Israel.
>>56704424
ALLAHU AKBAR ALL OVER THE KURDISH FUCKS!
DROWN ALL OF THEIR CHILDREN! RAPE ALL OF THEIR WOMEN! KILL ALL OF THEIR MEN!
>>56704424
wait what? it was 10v8 I should not have lost a single province and gained two, but you gave me two and gave him 3 which isn't possible
>>56704424
Expand into Iraq
>>56704424
Continue the push into Turkish Kurdistan at the Iranian border
>>56704445
Deal.
>>56704424
Push south. To Jerusalem!
>>56704488
Oy vey
>>56704456
OP allowed me to take your coast while you took more empty desert. I counted the tiles, you still have a net gain of +2.
>>56704520
That is not how it works, I did not agree to that, otherwise I can just allow you to have my entire fucking desert in exchange for all your territory
>>56704424
OP if you aren't an absolute shithead of an OP you should reverse this stupidity
>>56704456
>>56704520
I fixed it to avoid confusion.
Only he (Iraq) gained +2
>>56704554
>>56704553
Works for me.
>>56704583
It may work for you but I never agreed to it, you should not have gained a single tile
OP fix this, remove the two extra tiles all the way to the left that I gained and give me back my coastal tiles
>>56704617
OP said he'd fix it, that's what I meant by "works for me." Looks like you get your coast back
>>56704617
>>56704554
>>56704583
I realize that I gained overall +2 but based off of the principal of the matter, he should not receive any new tiles from me in exchange for more without my consent
>>56704617
You're allright now.
As i said here >>56704554
i fixed it.
Quit your whining and do your roll.
>>56704661
OK I keep attacking Kuwait
>>56704655
Quit your whining and help me genocide some Kurds.
I heard it helps calm the soul
Update Edition:1990 all over again.
Reports from Teheran,civil unrests scar the country.
>>56704743
Kill Israel.
>>56704743
KILL THE KURDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALLAHU AKBAR GO FULL OTTOMAN ON THEIR ASSES
>>56704743
Defend if attacked, reclaim territory from Cyprus.
>>56704743
Reclaim coast!
>>56704743
remov jew
>>56704743
Keep attacking Kuwait unless they want to take THIS peace offer with me ceding everything in green
>>56704743
Just counter-attack
>>56704743
Is there room for another
>>56704783
>>56704743
forgot image
peace offer >>56704773
>>56704797
Yeah sure jump in.
Alright I´m giving up as the kurds
Seeya
>>56704844
After this turn, I cede my territory to the first country other than Egypt or Cyprus to roll Dubs at any point in their number (not just the end). GG lads.
>>56704807
Agreed, seeing as this round would have been a stalemate, anyway.
>>56704864
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Update Edition:OY VEY
>>56704759
Would you like to partition the Kurds like this? I get Cyan you get Green
>>56704883
alright thank you
OP cede all the land in green on THIS >>56704807
map to Kuwait
change my roll to attack the Kurds in Iraq
>>56704902
Finish off Israel and expand East
>>56704902
In case you didn't see earlier, I cede my territory to the first country other than Egypt or Cyprus to roll Dubs at any point in their number (not just the end). Thanks m8.
>>56704902
Kill Kurds in Syria.
>>56704902
OP, I have agreed to the terms of surrender by Iraq.
See >>56704807
For my roll this turn, expand into Saudi
Scoop up that last bit of Israel, then spill to the rest of Lebanon, then Jordan
>>56704902
Attack Kurds
Cede land according to >>56704807
>>56704908
Agreed
>>56704902
Cede Turkish Iraqi clay to Iraq
Update Edition:Middle east peace...for now.
>>56704996
Kill my Kurds
>>56704996
Kill more Kurdish Syria, spill ISIS
>>56704996
Expand East.
>>56704996
Claim more Saudi
>>56704996
Fill Jordan
Update Edition:5 players
>>56705040
>>56704996
spill to Syria
>>56705059
Kill the rest of my Kurds, spills go to southwestern Iran
>>56705059
Take more Saudi Clay.
>>56705059
Fill Jordan, spill to Assad's Syria
>>56705059
More Saudi, please.
>>56705059
Kill SAA within my territory and kill Syrian Kurds
Update Edition:4 Americans,1 Serb,1 German.
>>56705133
Kill K*rds, spill ISIS
>>56705133
Take more Saudi
>>56705133
Take that last piece of Jordan and invade Syria
>>56705133
kill the rest of the kurds in Iraq and then get that little ISIS bubble near my northern lake
spills go to Southwestern Iran
>>56705151
Is a 3d pali good enough?
>>56705178
yeah.12t
>>56705133
I demand more Saudi
>>56705199
9 spills
>>56705178
>>56705199
>tension intensifies unintentionally
Cmon Adolf...
>>56705216
Ummm... I honestly dont know wich poor soul to attack with that
Update Edition:Saved Spills.
>>56705271
>>56705275
Im gonna go with Kuwait because fuck those guys
>>56705298
Kill the Kurds, spill ISIS
>>56705298
Syria but with a good roll this time
>>56705298
Attack Kuwait
>>56705301
REEEE
>>56705298
Attack Egypt
>>56705298
attack these provinces
spills go to attacking more of Iran
Update Editon:''5am,you have no life OP''
>>56705418
Destroy the cat fucking Egyptians
>>56705418
Kill Kurds, spill ISIS
>>56705418
keep attacking Iran
>>56705418
Invade Kuwait!
>>56705435
What do you have against cute Nekos ;_;
>>56705418
Happenings when?
>>56705479
Dont know,lil tired to think of happenings and events.
>>56705418
where are my rolls even going
more syria
>>56705493
What about throwing all Countries into a random Pot and one Country gets invaded by Murica.
>>56705493
Have the Nile Flood fail this year, making millions of Egyptians starve
>>56705535
Kuwait hiding your Trip doesnt help
>>56705556
CURSES!
>>56705513
not a bad idea.Hang on a sec.
I will throw a 6d dice.
What country does it land on,it gets invaded by Murica/Russia.
Values:
1-Turkey
2-Iraq
3-Egypt
4-Cyprus
5-Kuwait
6-Reroll
>>56705589
Oh shit nigger
>>56705599
>telling OP to eat shit
It'd be hilarious to see murrica invade the suez
Eh...
Good luck defending.
>>56705650
Oh fugg
>>56705641
>>56705650
PRESIDENT TRUMP:
''This is a message to all of our soldiers.We have decided to bring justice to the middle east once and for all.It's not like we threw a dice or something,we thought very well of this decision.And so,our troops land on Anatolian shores,today!''
ROLL FOR USA
>>56705772
attack ISIS
>>56705772
Kill USA, spill ISIS
Also,rolls for USA are doubled.
>>56705772
Egypt must pay. Attack.
>>56705772
Invade Kuwait
>>56705791
>>56705772
>>56705789
#REKT
Can I covert to the Orthodox faith?
Can I make Rome great again?
Im gonna do this one last update.Need to go off.
Love yall
:(
>>56705831
Luv u 2 bb <3
>>56705831
luv u 3
Update Edition:Trump #rekt
It was my mistake for opening thread so late in here.
Anyway,had fun,cya.
>>56705831
Thanks for hosting,OP!
>>56705867
GG. Thanks for hosting