>>>56690729
Migrating from somalia to germany, sweden or any country with moral obligation to accept me.
So please advice me /int/
>>56697434
England.
I have two sisters, 33 and 36 years old, who are single and need husband.
Can you PROVIDE THE BBC, OP? It must be at least 22cm or they won't feel anything.
Somali niggers can't speak english beyond "I AM CAPETAN NO!".
Stupid proxy.
>>56697434
Polish women are in serious need of BBC. There are so few blacks that Polish women are literally flocking to Britain so they can get satisfied by Caribbean and African men. Pls do the needful OP
>>56697484
England sounds nice, although its over crowded with indians
>>56697513
Is that all..ofc i can..see swedes are such a nice people
>>56697622
You would be suprised how well i speak english..
Go check my timestamp proof before you jump to proxyfag assumtion dipshit.
>>56697434
There was a guy with an Ethiopian flair. Would be funny to see you two fight
>>56697434
Go to Italy. You'll blend in perfectly there.
>>56697948
Ethopian are AIDS, wouldnt touch em with dirty stick.
>>56698060
Wouldnt go to italy even if they send me the plane ticket.
Atlantis
Drown on the way over.
>>56698222
Wouldnt cross that to come to the favelas
Literally Argentina. mestizo niggers are treated like shit but true african niggers are gud m8s here
also you'll get welfare n shiet
WE WUZ PIRATES N SHIT
>>56697434
What skills do you bring to the table?
>>56698280
Ireland..i will pass..would wana eat potatos for breakfast
I have a sister 20 years old and she has wimp dick white bf, pls come here and show her the ways of the bbc
>>56698321
I like messi and argantine
Come to Canada. It's 2016. It's your time
>>56698353
your bitch
>>56698213
Why is that? are you an uncle tom who wants to live with whitey?
>>56698398
>I like messi
nevermind don't come here
>>56698333
Im coming bro, with my pirate friends..better make room for me
>>56697434
have you considered sweden?
>>56698416
Whats america like, did they stop the shooting at schools
>>56698453
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
DOWN TO GREECE'S COAST WITH THEE
>>56698432
To bad thats about only thing your country is known for..that and maradona
Come here
>>56698472
German and sweden are my top choices
>>56697434
>moral
how is that?
why did you say moral?
>>56698580
Where is that? Never seen that flag before? Is it zimbabwe if so no thanks anon
>>56698634
Havent you been reading the news?
>>56697434
What are you going to work as once you get into one of those countries
Go to Japan. They desperately need people to take care of their elderly + you can introduce Japanese women to the BBC.
>>56698690
No, better off stay in your war ridden, aids swarming piece of elephant shit country.
>>56698777
Anything the based government trains me to do...i would prefer landscaping and pool cleaning, that will allow me have access to all the horny despressed blond housewives.
>>56698765
there isnt anything moral in accepting immigrants or refugees
>>56698875
They cant handle bbc..their vegina is designed for 3inch chink cucks
>>56698963
Im coming dipshit..you better introduce me to your sister and stepmom
Why the fuck do you all have to shill your shitty cuck meme so hard
Whoever OP is is getting a really embarassing impression of the board I spend all my time on.
>>56699119
If you want to talk to his step dad, you should learn Russian.
>>56699044
Yes, contact you local council they elaborate more about moral values towards refugees.
>>56699119
Hah, no, were gonna send you the immigrant detention centre, deep in the countryside. You'll be free to continue your aids fueled buttseks with Ahmed and 20 other illegals
>>56699127
Tell em mr trump..im getting a very bad impression about these edgy teens
>>56699026
Every African immigrant I've met was a truck driver for whatever reason
>>56699127
Why do you care, you fucking autist?
>>56699255
You're just gonna be a useless qat chewing NEET aren't ya?
>>56697434
Come to Mexico, we'll take good care of you :)
>>56699227
Thats not a bad offer, will take it..as long as i get to into your country is good.>>56699243
Come here my nigga you'll be okay.
>>56699276
I will drive anything, even drive my shaft in any qt your country has to offer
>>56699307
is qaat legal there..i heard it go banned..i will only chew on the weekends..after a hard week of work
>>56699559
Work. Haha.
>>56699347
Mehico..why? Only if El chapo invites me i might come but i am not that crazy to go there..clean your cities from the cartels first.
>>56697434
What about South Korea? Our government promotes multi-cultural society campaign these days. and accepts a lot of asylum seekers.
>>56699651
Out of the chinks SK is the nicest but crazy kim of the north might nuke yall asses any day..i will pass but thanks.
>>56699641
so how is life in somalia?
do girls have big asses there?
you have to marry to have sex?
many people are jobless in somalia?
is the govt corrupt?
Somalians are quite literally the worst form of human being you could choose to willingly import into your country
Imagine: a Muslim African who promotes anarchy and defies authority on top of shunning hard work and foresight
>>56699772
>falling for the North Korean nuke meme
Their nuke isn't much bigger than conventional bombs, and they always do this saber rattling to get people to shut them up with aid. They aren't a threat.
Australian here, your welcome down in Melbourne, our women are in need of a man in charge.
>>56699800
Life is good except some crazy shit happens from time to time (every few days)
Every girl got a big fat juicy ass and im lying about that
90% are jobless
What goverment..there isnt any
>>56699838
You must be fox news addict
>>56700028
>Life is good except some crazy shit happens from time to time (every few days)
like what?
>>56700028
>Every girl got a big fat juicy ass and im lying about that
you arent lying or lying?
>>56700007
Australia is nice but too far..Eroupe is just around the corner
>>56700096
Not lying..i swear every girl got a fat booty..i think something in the gene..
>>56700176
>Life is good except some crazy shit happens from time to time (every few days)
explain this
like what happen?
suicide bomber?
do you have to marry to have sex?
>>56700096
Like sudden tribal wars..random shooting..two nieghborhoods attacking each other..imagine the country you live in with no government..total anarchy..
>>56700232
I live in the north part of the country..so there no terrorist shit here..mainly tribal fueds and random fights but with guns no fists.
>>56700279
can you post some girl?
also do you have sex with somali girls?
do you have to marry to have sex?
>>56700344
>>56700374
I cant post any now because its late at night
Yes girls here are just as sluts as in your country
And no you dont have to have to marry to have sex..bitches everywhere
>>56700542
so why you want to move?
i mean i really want to fuck a somali girl with big ass
>>56697434
bump
I sort of find it funny how every first world poster here sides with /pol/ on immigration, but then a Somali comes in saying he will go to Europe, and he isn't getting spammed with "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US, etc"
What are you as far as religion
>>56700743
but he is, most people here are just trolling around
>>56700743
They talk a lot of shit but when you walk up to them they suddenly turn into pussycats.
t. immigrant.
>>56697434
Go to Sweden. Unlike the British, Germans, French they like having their country ruined by your kind and you'll get special privileges. Everyone's happy.
>>56700650
Migrate over here then
>>56700826
Biritain is very tempting..if you was in my shoes would you thinkin about going there too..be honest
>>56700837
>>56700898
i need a visa but i can travel to djbouti then pass to somalia
can i buy a girl over there?
>>56700820
I'm sure you've done a lot of walking up to them
>>56700743
>>56700765
You two americans dont strike me as the smartest guys in this thread..what happaned america?
>>56700743
Because you're a newfag
>>56700898
Like I said, I'd go to Sweden for the reason I stated in my last post.
>>56700961
>we just got BTFO'd by a rich somalian
>>56700924
Visa to enter somalia...kek
And no you cant buy girls..this is noy thailand, you can come a fuck then leave
>>56701008
please, dear god, make a thread on /pol/ and then post your timestamp proof
i want to watch /pol/ burn
>>56700983
So which scandanavian should i surrender my self to..denmark or sweden or norway
>>56701008
Go to pol and trigger them to the max. PLS LINK IT HERE WHEN YOU DO. Include a time stamp as proof to them
>>56700992
My sides
>>56701008
>you can come a fuck then leave
what?
i dont want that you degenerated
what about marrying a girl?
>>56701070
I was there earlier..they went nuts, but very helpful and they wished me all the best at the end.
>>56701099
This is bait now
>>56700961
What do you identify with religiously?
Man I could start picking apart your grammar of I wanted to.
>>56701307
>of
Get fucked you mongrel yank
>>56701372
TYPO I'M ON MY PHONE I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO
besides that wouldn't make sense, it's not like "should of" which people actually write.
>>56701165
> he actually wants to get married
>>56701483
>the yank got mad
Im trying to get an advice../pol/ seems to be the better place for that...im going there.
>>56701693
Is that pic you
>>56701721
>>56700826
I think you meant to say
>OP, I have a spare room in my house (where my baby sister sleeps but I think she wouldn't mind) and my parents are super liberal. They won't even let me make friends without first becoming friends with some local blacks and Muslims (they made me delete my skype because I only spoke to 3 Middle Easterners, and 10 Russian girls). If you ever get to the UK I will be HAPPY to house you. I will move my sisters bedroom around to make space for you. She can get to fuck, girls all become whores anyway so at least she can get used to sleeping with a strange man in her bedroom lol. Anyway, that isn't the point. The point is I am proud of you and would gladly call a fighter like you a neighbour. A friend. EVEN a lover if it came to it. People like you make me proud to be human. You wake up every morning to the sound of malnourished goats fleeing 'peacekeeper' bullets. And it doesn't get you down, you dare to fucking dream. I wake up every morning to an alarm on my iphone that I chose (it is the Pakistan national anthem) and I don't even have the motivation to teach my sister morals (but thats OK, she has you for that now, a good, hopefully Muslim, man).
>You come from the asshole of the world and I come from the heart of the world. Well, I say it doesn't matter. I want Europe to clench its cheeks so hard that the arse of the world gets sucked right up into the heart of the world. I want blood and shit to pump around the world side by side. You are inspiring. I am not even worth hiring. I will help you find a job, help you find a girl, take you shopping. You can even teach me Somali recipes (I have never cooked rice before, I would love you to show me how).
>Come!
Your thoughts on her?
>>56697434
literally sweden
if you went to germany you would have to migrate soon again anway since Germany is next on the list after Syria.
Germany if:
>you like being hated by ppl
>you like Beer
>you like somewhat above standart social benefits
>you wanna fit in
Sweden if:
>you like dark
>you like winter
>you like paying half of your salllary to get a bit tipsy
>you like being victimized
Those two countries are caliphate members already unlike others (cept France)
If you're not Muslim you are welcome
