Anon is it true that you bully Portugal on the internet?
>>56696128
"t. Alberta Barbosa"
yes
now we sex ok
>>56696128
vai pó cralho puta, faço o que bem me apetecer
WUZ
>>56696128
Si, no m'agraden les noies amb tant cavell al cos com les portugessas
>>56696128
Everytime I see Carolina posting on Instagram I wonder how often she fucks but then I remember I will never actually fuck her. It's crippling.
Do not bend.
You still do not have hips and weist.
Sorry.
>>56696128
Never. They're our greatest ally.
UK-Portugal bros for life.
>>56696277
como se ela fosse perceber o teu catalão de merda
>>56696128
negra envidiosa
>>56696277
"Sorry Anon, but i don't speak Moroccan..."
Post this Tuga girl, the GOAT girl
>>56696317
clar que si, moro de merda, les teves dones somniam amb menjar-se una polla catalana
>>56696458
>Califat de MOORtugal
>no parla arab
>>56696128
>tfw you'll never fuck those tits (or probably any other for that matter)
>mfw the best place in all of Portugal is literally, fucking LITERALLY called villaMOURA
>>56696128
>the splitted stripes in her pantaloons don't line up perfectly with her camel toe
2/10
would not bang
>>56696128
No, see, I can't bully an entire country you dumb cunt.
>>56696743
Worst place
>>56696856
MORO
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>>56696735
I've licked a Brazilian girl of Portuguese descent's tits.
Does that count?
>>56696654
Now post more
>>56696926
saved
>>56697145
I said fuck, so no.
But hey, it's better than nothing.
>>56697145
What does it mean to "fuck" a girl's tits?
I licked them and sucked on her nipples and squeezed them. Does that not count?
>>56697307
Meant for>>56697269
>>56696128
Only it's men. I can tell you want my white American cock.
>>56697349
>What does it mean to "fuck" a girl's tits
Put the dick between them
>>56696128
She listens to nigger music, she is a cuck:
vid.........me/WEiW
>>56697495
>tfw no degenerate anime watching feminist portuguese waifu
>>56696389
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>>56696128
>>56696458
>>56696487
>>56696654
>>56697495
Hnnng I NEED A PORTUGUESE GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW
How do I make this a reality?
>>56696128
who the fuck is goddess
why is poortugal cuties general
>didnt have a meaningful interaction with a qt grill for 20 years now
>or anyone else for that matter
>no one killed me yet
this has to end..
>>56696128
Thread over because the entire white looking subset of native poortuguese as been posted
>>56697796
Go to Brazil
who is the smemen demen
>>56697985
We can bomb your house if you like
>>56697906
>>56698013
Carolina Neto
>>56697495
>vid.........me/WEiW
Aiiiiiiii
That sound she makes when she tries to put a dick bigger than her pussy
>>56698006
*has, sorry grammarfags
>>56698023
you actually did when I was 4, didnt work, try something else pls
>>56698013
"Sorry Anon, but i don't fuck macacos"
how do I get Poortugese gf?
>>56698013
she's mine fuck off
>>56698236
Convert to islam then come to moortugal
Some Portuguese anon knew this girl irl and posted her a while back, and I've been madly in love ever since.
Anon, if you're lurking, I need to know who she is. I'm destined to marry her one day
>>56697796
love soccer(only applies in certain cases)
like parting and have a steady supply of cigarettes boozze and weed/hax(aplies in most cases)
be slightly interesting(works every time)
oh and being atleast above a 6 also helps
>>56698285
Wait, I don't want Spanish girls, you're the moorgypsies.
>>56697796
move to mass theres a ton of portuguese people in that state. rhode island also
>>56698364
we got basques if you're looking for the purest (most inbred) blood on europe
>>56698008
I don't want a monkess
The cutest dates a nigger
>>56698422
I SAID NO! A POORTUGESE ONE!
>>56698544
portugal is just an extension of spain, a joke that went too far
>>56698624
lol kill yourself you fucking catalonian piece of shit at least my language exists in its country your country is cucked by spain you couldnt even get independence kill yourself AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>56698687
kek, galicia why so butthurt?
>>56698648
literally the same colour, perfect harmony
>>56696128
Sorry darling but i don't know what a portugal is.
No. I don't even like Portuguese jokes irl. They're cheesy as fuck.
>>56698648
Is he from Angola/Mozambique/Cabo-Verde/Brazil?
>>56696128
Yes you bitch. Now let's go to my place and prepare that thick vagina of yours. We're going to have some angry ass sex for your retarded and inopportune questions.
>>56699546
Não sei
Outro dia subindo de elevador na faculdade tinha uma portuguesa falando com os colegas de classe.
O sotaque dela me irritava mas o que mais me irritava era o quanto ela se sentia europeia, o quanto ela se sentia da "metrópole". Nunca mais quis agredir alguém na minha vida.
Adoraria conhecer Portugal mas só a ideia de que tem um país inteiro com gente como ela me dá nojo.
>>56699658
>o que mais me irritava era o quanto ela se sentia europeia, o quanto ela se sentia da "metrópole". Nunca mais quis agredir alguém na minha vida.
Explique isso direito, Vanderlei.
>>56699658
>Implicando que ela não é superior a ti, preto favelado de merda
>>56699747
O nariz empinado, o ar de superioridade, como se ela estivesse vindo da metrópole visitar a colônia.
Acho engraçado o quanto esses mouros gostam de se comparar a gente. Se fosse país digno estariam se comparando a outros países europeus não a países de 3o mundo.
Pls be in London
>>56698142
>this could actually be true
Hue
>>56699839
too many clothes
>>56699839
Gorda como porra.
N-no, I like Boobtu... I mean portugal.
>>56700282
Olha esse russo achando que é engraçado
>>56698418
I'm in Mass. Where are the qt moors?
>>56700269
É da blusa estupido
>>56699839
>>56700410
She put on weight
>>56700325
Go by names fag. Silva, Torres, if it ends in a z then its spanish except for cruz that can be pt if it sounds spanish but end in S probably its portuguese.
use this list. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_name#Frequency
if shes dark shes probably from old colonies like brazil or cape verde
>>56700410
Vai tomar no cu, para de postar vadia gorda.
>>56700463
é da blusa estupido
>>56699546
BR.
>>56700490
É da blusa estupido
>>56700688
does she escort?
>>56700741
only well endowed blacks
>>56700741
No, she is a street hooker
>>56700814
i thought she did them for free
>>56700846
Sometimes she needs money too.
>>56700892
black ppl don't have money
>>56700907
lel
>>56701011
>So are Portugese chicks the same as other western women
I guess.
>you banged any yet
no :^|
>>56701011
yea but brunettes who are T H I C C boiiiiiiii ya know what im saying hhaha
yea i hav banged a couples its bretty gud mayne
I am so fucking tired of being alone.
It's to the point that I converse with myself in my apartment. Like a god damn lunatic.
>>56701261
At least you are not a weeaboo
>>56701261
Why cant you get a girl?
>>56701496
tfw indeed my friend. tfw indeed...
>>56701509
Because I'm not black
>>56701698
Stop being such a fucking pussy. You're in a country with 350M people. You can find a girl for you, you fucking pussy. Join dating sites or talk to girls in class or work you fag.
>2016
>not moving to portugal
i'm coming lads
>>56696128
Hnnnngh
>>56701844
pls don't we can't have more people on welfare
