I need Spanish sentences to disrespect my Spanish ex girlfriend. So far I have:
>Te crees muy salsa.
de donde venis turra, cuantas copas tenes
show some fucking respect
>>56686268
>You think you are very sauce
>>56686370
Plumber
>>56686268
You believe a lot of salsa? Verdammten Schweizer, sprich rightig!
>>56686268
5-1
>>56686268
>posts a Portuguese girl
>>56686358
With translation please!
>>56686456
>>56686432
It's a figure of speech I was told. In a similar thread a year back. Means "you are not as smart as you thinks". It's from Argentina or Brazil tho.
>>56686448
where da pink holes at
>>56686536
chu pame la verga
>>56686268
Mi auto es rojo y mis flores son blancas.
It means that you think her face is ugly.
>>56686536
>Speaking indian to a spaniard
She's gonna laugh at you m8
>>56686536
Die Brasilianer sprechen kein Spanisch, Dummkopf.
>>56686590
She's from Argentina. I meant she speaks Spanish. Yes she was actually white. AS white as an Alpine Italian in fact, not as a Swede.
>>56686536
>It's from Argentina
no it isn't
and brazil doesn't even speak spanish
what are you on about
just write: "como en la biblia seniores ajaaja"
>>56686268
Chupamela puta barata.
Like in spanish from spain or spanish from other countries?
Also how agressive do you want to be?
Or you could just not be a child, drop it and move on with your life.
>Vales menos que el menu del martes del chino.
Say this to her and she will get mad.
>>56686684
Then something like this would be nice.
Te creés princesa y no sos mas que una villera de mierda, pelotuda de mierda. Anda a cogerte a un negro boludo y con suerte agarrás el sida pendeja.
>>56686759
passive agressive. hurt with class, not like a monkey. like dr house would disrespect an angry feminist
>>56686685
what does it mean
>>56686268
Lol, when spaniards speak every other word is either puta or cabron. You're going to find it pretty hard to insult her.
>¿Cuál es la diferencia entre una vaca y tú? Que la vaca pesa 4 veces menos.
>Estas estreñida o tienes la regla,porqye no hay quien te aguante.
>>56686744
Versuch, "coma mierda" = Essen Scheisse, "pela me la" = Blasen mir, "puta" = Schlampe
>>56686886
>pendeja
suena muy meji eso al final. queda mejor un "trola".
>>56686898
El hijo de mi esposa piensa que sos fea.
Call her peuANA. And post him a picture of Jonathan Jiménez,calling him her brother/father.
Just text her:
>I saw a picture of your relative
>Post el peruANO.
>>56687316
>>56686886
I will not be able to send her a text or a picture. I will just drop the line next time I see her. So it has to be
1. short and
2. easy to pronounce (vocaroo that shit plz)
and translate it I wont fall for this shit >>56686586
So far this is the most useful:
>Cuál es la diferencia entre una vaca y tú? Que la vaca pesa 4 veces menos.
posting 10/10 for every viable answer to this thread!
>¿Qué tienen en común unas pilas y tú? Que ambas son de usar y tirar.
What have batteries and you in common? Both have to be dumped after being used.
>>56688406
Haha this is perfect my southern brother. Have a QT!
>>56686268
¡La tortilla con cebolla cachozorra!
Is a spanish set phrase, it means she is really bad at making decision
>>56688406
oh and can you voccaroo this?
>>56688501
really? google finds nothing. you trying to trick me, mr barbossa?
>>56688518
Ask another one. My pronunciation may not be the best. It is my third language.
>>56686268
Rúmbale a la verga, ando ocupado déjame tranquilo VETE A LA CHINGADA. ^^
>>56686268
haha que imbecil este payaso de la banderita de ambulancia
>Te crees muy salsa.
kek
>>56688782
That's third-world spanish
>>56688782
Demasiado mexicano.
La ex del OP es argentina.
>>56686268
Switzerland doesn't have palm trees
>>56688782
translation impossible on google. what does it mean?
>>56688878
si
>>56688915
it's not her, its a meme girl. anyway, Switzerland DOES have palm trees in Ticino
>>56688782
no mamen el chapo de sinaloa andalee andaleeeee
>¿Cuál es la diferencia entre París y tú? Que Paris no necesita maquillaje para parecer bonita.
What is the difference between Paris and you? That Paris doesnt need make up to look beautiful
>>56687045
el chicano know
>>56689070
Not Chicano. Just grew up around Mexicans and ended up adopting some of their slang.
>>56686268
la cocina no se frega sola
>>56686448
you did not get his humor, ahmed
>>56686268
Fea conchatumare, te creí muy buena sapa qliá, andate a la mierda.
>>56686268
gorda puta
Yo soy un homosexual
>>56686268
pa k quieres saber eso jajaja saludos
>>56686268
we mexican men are the machos of the spanish world, also the masters of treating our women right and put them their place
>Callese a la verga morra!
>Chingas mucho a tu puta madre!
etc
you must show how macho you are, some slaps are ok too
>>56686268
Yo soy le leche de muerte.
>>56686268
me cago en tus muertos
te crees muy salsa doesn´t just make sense
Why are there still people sexist enough to believe that this shit is justifiable? You're just being a fucking cunt to her
>>56693839
he goes to jail if he slaps her, idiot, and rightly so
>>56696842
SWEDEN YES
el suizANO
>>56686684
If you write in anything but argie lingo she is going to mock you
>>56686370
SHOW
H
O
W
>>56689016
Hey, really quick, what does "porgetelo" mean in English?
>>56686268
Sos una Histérica como todas las de tu país, lo llevas en la sangre.
>>56686268
Volvé a tu agugero tercermundista.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luox8HK_94c
>>56686268
I understand she is an argie?
either go with
>Argentina
>white
or "prefiero darle a moria casan que a vos" I'd rather hit moria casan than you
(That's not actually a man, i swear)
>>56686268
"Debes saber que amo las pollas"
Simply the best one to tell an ex girlfriend
Puta mierda ni pudiste cocinar mi carner apropiadamente. zorra imbecil, ojala que te embarasses de un mono.
I hope you step on a lego.
>>56696988
u r gay
>>56686268
>Brownish
>>56686685
>just write: "como en la biblia seniores ajaaja"
Do this OP.
Just yell at her
LA MOCHILAAAAAA
este un pene cono
te gusta joder burro
>>56686886
fuego desu senpai
Que picardia una vela
>>56686536
It's not from Brazil, we don't even have that expression in portuguese. How about "you fuck like a retard". I guess that would be "jodes como una retardada" or something. That's my best portuñol.
Just tell her to never speak to you and your son ever again.
>>56704558
DAME LA MOCHILA
>>56686268
Mexicana
>>56686268
"No soy poeta, pero si te ponís coqueta te chanto la corneta."
;)
Te dicen pastel porque todos te meten el dedo.
>>56686536
>Se llaman "Falklands"
>>56686268
>De que piedra saliste? puta araña
Under which rock you came from you fucking spider?
>Te llevo a tu castillo?...pinche gargola!
Should i take you to your castle...you fucking gargoyle
>Te veo menos gorda
You seem less fat
