You're living in Chile

>>56679747
Shut the hell up, retard.

>>56679747
>I live in Texas
que pasa amigo?

*spits tonsil stone on your face

CHI

>>56679887
You mean South Texas?

>>56679925
De nada

>>56679961
Yeah

HANG ON A SECOND NOW FELLAS
*steals cattle*
Y'ALL TRYNNA TO TELL ME
*gulps BBQ sauce*
THAT WE FELLAS
*fucks border hopper*
WAS SUM GOD DANG
*hugs guns*
THAT WE WUZ
*sings out of tune*
INDEPENDENT N SHIIIIEEEEETTTTTTTTT

>>56680364
Your flag is a little off there fellow Texan.

Texas master race.

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>>56680364
KEK

>>56680573
Obama. . .

*readies gun*

>>56680364
lel

>>56680364
WE WUZ GOOD OL' BOYS AND SHIET

>grow up in New Jersey
>move to Corpus Christi, TX
Literally all the memes are true. Mexicans everywhere, the few whites are all rednecks who love guns. It's insane

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>>56681050
>Corpus Christi

pls tell me you're on the campus I need friends

>>56681050
Go to one of the city refuges that aren't absolute shit.

So really your only option is Dallas.