>live in China with Chinese gf
>gives me iced water in winter
>boils water in summer
what part of china
>>56671991
Suzhou then Shanghai 6 months later
>>56671929
>gf
a fucking winner
chinese generally don't drink ice water
>>56672018
right in the thick of it hey? must feel pretty compressed at times.
>>56672074
They'll drink anything with lemon in it
>>56672108
Nah I loved it, moving back in August
>>56672111
only the youth and the young
>>56672149
Good luck. Remember that Jesus is always with you, even in China.
>>56672239
I mean I saw plenty of churches and catholic private schools there, so I'm sure he his
>>56672018
Hey! I go there all the time. I usually stay in Jing 'An and commute.
My wife is North Chinese and those people are awful. Stay with your fancy Shanghai girl.
>>56671929
>chinese gf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>56672326
wh-what's so bad about the north chinese
>>56672401
They typically have no humor and they all look like Mao
>>56672326
Well hot dog, I'm taking a job in Jing'an this year.
>>56672557
A strong hardy people... I like it
>>56671929
>gives me iced water in winter
Interesting. Chinese people always ask me why foreigners drink cold drinks in the winter.
>>56672920
I think she's just nuts deep down. She never uses Air conditioning or heaters either. Air conditioning I know that the Chinese don't use it much but my god I froze my ass off in Suzhou last year. She even opened all the windows.
I swear they do this just to fuck with foreigners.
>>56673057
>wah wah 2cold4me :_;
grow a pair and be a man you faggot shitlet
>>56673057
>tfw using my heater right now
>>56673210
I'm from Florida
>>56673274
>tfw smogless air to breathe
>>56673283
oh so you're a nigger that explains it
>>56673345
Why, that's not smog, my friend. That's what I like to call "industrial progress!"
>>56672637
teaching engrish? you will hate your life
your "girlfriend" is probably fucking other foreigners right now, too
>>56673746
No, doing biz dev stuff
She most likely is.
>>56673802
are you really a nigger or some kinda spic?
>>56671929
but you don't have a gf
>>56672920
>>56673274
>>56673413
hey m8 mind installing regional flags
https://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>>56674004
I am not
>gf loves kpop
>constantly shows me pictures of effeminate male korean popstars and asks me if I think he's cute
>ling ling pls
>>56672018
I used to live in Shanghai. Never went to Suzhou or Hangzhou.
Always thought Shanghai is a miserable shithole and the girls are cold cunts. Why did you like it so much?
>>56674398
wat
>>56675043
select a flag!!!!!!!
>>56674398
>>ling ling pls
why did this make me laugh
>>56671929
>that consistently ugly as fuck stream of chinese exchange students back in highschool and college
I hope your gf is one of the rare cute ones OP
>>56675593
She's a hearty milf if that's what you're looking for
>>56676100
>be brazilian
>go to the chinease pastry shop
>cute ling ling gets my order
dick was diamonds
>gf wakes me up at 6am on a saturday so I can make her french toast
>finish, can't find her
>she's in bed sleeping again
ling ling pls
>wake up to text from gf
>"out getting food"
>can't find dog
ling ling pls
>>56676100
noice
>get home from work
>find gf grinding endangered tiger testicles into powder
>sells it at the market the next day as penis enhancer
god fucking dammit ling ling
>>56677302
keked
>>56671929
>Chinese gf.
You just should have remained as a virgin with a pride.
>>56676100
I knew a milf that lived in Suzhou. Was she originally from Chengdu by chance? How old?
>>56675224
alliteration
>>56677778
not from Chengdu, 45
>>56677876
nigger, what are you doing dating a 45 year old and having her as a gf? was she paying you at least
>>56678506
in a way, she let me stay with her without rent and cooked for me, she also paid for my metro card and exchanges cash with me on the exchange rate exactly, no fee
>>56678758
your cock must be magical
>>56678954
Not magical, just white
but honestly if you're white and you speak Chinese you kind of have a super power in China.
are we /int/terracial now?
