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McEdition

practise languages, sing, play an instrument, talk, banter, meme, insult Irish people, &tc.

"You shall be made to prove your words, you impudent Irish bogtrotter!" bawled Mrs. O'Conner; "and I insist upon it that you leave the house this moment, or I will send for a constable to take you away."

Before sir Arthur could reply to peremptory dismissal, a loud rap at the street-door seemed to afford Mrs. O'Conner much satisfaction.—" Now, you insolent fellow! I shall see whether I am to be insulted and abused in my own house ; that is my brother's rap—he will soon shove you neck and heels into the street."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04zdWjQIeqw
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It's time for a bump.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Crk48QVF68
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YSXFetoWAT
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Where are the Japs in these kind of things ffs. I hereby invite some of those dirty Nips.

Also, do this please:
Wilhelmus van Nassouwe
ben ik, van Duitsen bloed,
den vaderland getrouwe
blijf ik tot in den dood.
Een Prinse van Oranje
ben ik, vrij, onverveerd,
den Koning van Hispanje
heb ik altijd geëerd.
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>>56672322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02BGgkO1EMa
i tried
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>>56672390
Kek, that was funny, but I would probably do your language 3 times worse.
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>>56670271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07NChY2LQZO

:D
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>>56672426
our language is garbled english with bahasa malayu+hokkien+english
it is kinda laughable on its own
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>>56672322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xWrox10gMu
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O sulfato de morfina é um analgésico sistêmico, usado para o alívio da dor que não responde a nenhum outro analgésico narcótico sistêmico.
Aplicado por via peridural ou intratecal promove o alívio da dor por períodos maiores, sem a perda das funções motora, sensorial ou simpatomimética.
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>>56671614
>>56672023

kek

>>56672446
>Sir Archer

Danger Zone?

>>56672322

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B3zDGzkI4r
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>>56673040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WUltnUajBL
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>>56674157
That was very good, frenchie!
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>>56674297
Can you read it too ?
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>>56674470
Sure thing! Hold the phone.
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>>56674157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12evOnDJYSI
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>>56674747
I love it. What kind of brazilian accent do you have ? It sounds a bit different than what I'm used to hear.
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>>56674860
I don't know, really. I don't sound too much like other people, and I rarely use the language anyway. I'm always here on 4chan :P
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>>56675200
Ok well I like it.
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>>56670271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x3JEEIis12
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>>56675523
thank you! i liked yours too!
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>>56675200
>>56675372

now kith
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>>56675682
:(

Stop bullying me right this instant!
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>>56672322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GWaFQcapGc
plz b kind

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CvBm44Dms2
tiddly pom tea and biscuits
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>>56672322
>geëerd
>eëe
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>>56675968
You have such a cute voice Dudu, everyone likes you.
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>>56676820
Awnnn! thank you! it means a lot :3
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>>56675968
>>56676820
its the perfect match, since the french like exotic goods
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>>56676927
Hey! I'm not exotic!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hyZc2JjHG5


Gimme gimme fuel for my fire
Just a little spark of desire
For her delight
I'll serve dynamite tonight
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>>56677136
you are to the frenchie
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>>56678281
im going to get bullied hard for this

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M2I3ssCrsn
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Someone do this plz:

Metsään keltakiharainen impi
asteleevi kanervaisel maall;
kohden taivast otsa puhdas välkkyy
katsannossa onpi tyyneys.

Haastelee hän yksin käydessänsä:
“Vallitsija kirkkaan korkuuden,
suo mun aina silmäl, puhtaal, vakaal
puolees taitavani katsahtaa.
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>>56678490
hahahha it was good, man!
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>>56678597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01z0e0n8bgT
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>>56678644
T-thanks
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>>56678597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02kW7Odjo9W
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OC poem for you, lads
You don't have to read everything if you don't feel like it :^o


Meu amado, esta é a carta que nunca escrevi.
Agora a escrevo por perceber o quanto perdi
Teu amor era estranho, sereno e perfeito
E capaz de perdoar tudo o que eu havia feito

Enquanto eu me esvaía em aventuras banais
Tu assistias e sofrias em teu silêncio fugaz
Até cansares de chorar, até cansares de morrer
E enfim seguiste em frente, a me esquecer

Não dei a atenção ou o amor que tanto merecias
Fiquei para trás, à sombra com tuas melancolias
E, por tais que fiz, não mereci ser teu primeiro amor
Pois, rezo para que uma outra tenha curado tua dor

E sabia o alvo dos teus antidepressivos, confesso
Mas, em vez de te abraçar, contemplava teu "progresso"
De decepção em decepção, aquela luta foi vencida
E abandonaste de vez a minha agora medíocre vida

Sem aquele amor
Sem aquele calor
Sem viver
Sem você

Por fim, também é esta a carta que jamais vais receber
Pois sei que teu amor ainda seria capaz de me absolver
Mas não mereço ser lembrada, não na tua pureza
Aqui agradeço por mostrares onde morreu minha beleza
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>>56678900
feels accurate desu
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>>56678661
>>56678900
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>>56678597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L4Gqzwr4gm
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>>56678987
Thanks !

>>56679025
What does this mean ? Blease englight us.
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>>56678980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MhJUtCdVpS
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>>56678980
I'll read this later.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NU2HNUz13x

:D
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>>56679414
rofl you sound like a faggot arab
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>>56679475
Is this banter or are you serious?
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>>56679475
Snälla, kompis. Du befinner dig inte i Sverigetråden :^)
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>>56679098
It's too hard to translate, but something about a maiden who's walking in to woods, and speaking with god and asking something from him. I'm not even sure what those last three lines are about. It's an old finnish poem from 1800's.
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>>56679061
Well done
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>>56679414
you sound adorable, you have the cutest singing voice ever. follow your dreams
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>>56679577
prob not, swedes love arabs
go get your dick into him son
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>>56679776
>>56679886
Ohhh, you guys :P
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>>56679577
Both

>>56679584
I'm never in the sweden general thread because there's only ugly manlet aspie animeposting retard nerds there


Also can someone please say
Slicka mig i rumpan fina pojken
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>>56679105
I appreciate that you tried to read it, mate
The pronunciation was really off, though
It's supposed to sound like this: http://vocaroo.com/i/s02DU2L3YGT7

>>56679106
Thanks. I'll wait :3
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>>56679957
You are very mean and I don't like you.
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>>56679957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uj01SmYGbw
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>>56679957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oG6KrCnEcJ

>Slicka mig i rumpan fina pojken
Fjolla favä
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19xDdlq4xM8
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>>56679990
i do nut know spanish aside from hearing pinoys
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>>56680557
>Spanish
Lad... I'm genuinely offended
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>>56680596
oh fuck

its portugese isnt it
muh bad

macau is a nice gambling place
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>>56670271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bzdtFIPuYK

>>56681087
>its portugese isnt it
Yup, it's Portuguese

>macau is a nice gambling place
Macau barely speaks Portuguese nowadays, unfortunately. Only the elderly still speak it and it's a dialect so mixed with chinese that we can seldom understand it.
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>>56681589
true
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I'm bumping this thread with few survivors
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>>56678900
i wanna fug
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Aller êrst lebe ich mir werde
Sît mîn sündic ouge siht
Daz reine lant und ouch die erde
Der man sô vil êren giht
Mirst geschehen des ich ie bat
Ich bin komen an die stat
Da got mennischlichen trat

Schæniu lant rîch unde hêre
Waz ich der noch han gesehen
Sô bist duz ir aller êre
Waz ist wunders hie geschehen!
Daz ein magt ein kint gebar
Here ubr aller engel schar
Waz daz niht ein wunder gar?

Hie lies er sich reine tovfen
Daz der mensche reine si
Do lies er sich hie verkovfen
Daz wir eigen wurden fri
Anders weren wir verlorn
Wol dir sper kriuce vnde dorn
Wie dir ze den ist din zorn

Daz in dô des niht verdrôz
Dast ein wunder alze grôz
Aller wunder übergnôz
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>>56681087
Yes it's portuguese
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>>56678980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N7qTPwhX1n
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>>56683804
no homo kop1
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>>56678597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09nX4VFLKjz
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>>56670271
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UE7ZfJBo83
Okay, i haven't listened for it yet.
Rate, please.
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>>56687745

You have a very lovely voice
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>>56688074
T-thanks, my accent is not too terrible?
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>>56685183
Really beautiful. 8/10 :^o
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>>56688374
Nah, I wouldn't even have guessed that you're Russian.
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Requesting some French or German lads

>>56678980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MGrVRMmFMw
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evening chaps, any German to have a jiggle at?
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>>56678980
This is beautiful anon. I really tried not to ruin it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rc1H5ILUtg
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>>56691479
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
|: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt! :|
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>>56672322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a2rWUOj7NQ
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>>56691479
Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei. Ihr wollt wissen, was das ist? Nun, lasst mich erklären.

Der normale Hahnrei erhält nur ein Geschenk von seinem schwarzen Stecher: Ein schwarzes Kind. Doch der Pozzhahnrei will mehr. Er will drei Geschenke. Wir sind gierige kleine Schlampen.

Doch zuerst dazu, wie ich es tue.

Normalerweise fahre ich in meinem Mercedes zu einer Strassenstudio-Kreuzung, wo Schwarze ihre Muskeln trainieren, wo der Schweiss auf ihrer Haut glänzt und die Luft von ihrem Geruch erfüllt ist. Da werde ich schon steif, wenn ich nur dran denke. Manchmal komme ich ein bisschen in meine Hose. Ich steige aus und frage die Schwarzen, wer von ihnen AIDS hat. Sie wissen dann schon, was kommt. Einer tritt hervor, und wir fahren gemeinsam etwas weiter. Dann hole ich ein Messer und steche es in meine Harnröhre und drehe es ein bisschen, wir nennen das den „Aids-Dreher“ in der Hahnrei-Community.

Klar, es tut weh, aber was als nächstes kommt, ist einfach zum Abspritzen geil. Der Schwarze schiebt seinen gewaltigen AIDSverseuchten Schwanz in meine Harnröhre und fickt mich, bis wir beide kommen. So habe ich mir schon 4 verschiedene Arten von AIDS geholt. Das ist das erste Geschenk.

Dann fahren wir nach Hause, wo er meine Frau fickt. Das ist das zweite Geschenk. Sie hat auch schon viele Arten von AIDS. Jedes Mal, wenn sie schwanger wird, schenkt sie mir ein schwarzes Baby, das auch AIDS hat. Das ist das größte Geschenk, zu wissen, dass meine Kinder mehr weiße Frauen infizieren werden.
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>>56690629
How about this kek.

"Hello tout le monde, j’espère que vous allez bien. Donc aujourd’hui on se retrouve pour un total look glam sexy, donc makeup, coiffure et tenue. On va commencer avec le makeup, comme vous le voyez j’ai déjà appliqué mon fond de teint et mon anti-cernes ainsi que ma poudre sur mes cernes et ma zone T. Oui oui oui, il faut toujours poudrer ses cernes je vous le dis tout le temps. C’est pas parce que je l’ai pas fait dans cette vidéo que je ne vous vois pas. Donc là comme vous le voyez je ne fais pas de contouring ou quoi que ce soit, c’est vraiment juste pour réchauffer mon teint. "
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>>56690629
Fuggin' awesome
It's really cool how you even put an ironic intonation on "progresso"

>>56691891
That was really fucking good, mate
Everything was perfect except for the pronunciation of "medíocre" and your connecting the "m" in "Sem" to the next word. Whenever there's an "m" at the end of a word, we tend to nasalize the vowel that precedes it, so 'Sem' would be pronounced as 'Sẽ'.

Thanks for the compliment and, again, for reading it.
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>>56692450
Thanks for the feedback man. I tried to listen to your recording first in order not to fuck it up too much.
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>>56692334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zDPqVZrAAI

kek to that cheeky extract
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>>56692450
>>56691891
I forgot to add the link to the pronunciation of "medíocre", sorry
Here it is: http://pt.forvo.com/word/med%C3%ADocre/#pt

>>56692912
Indeed you didn't fuck it up at all :3
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>>56692396
EnjoyPhoenix pls go
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>>56692396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ow8MzmQDPQ
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where's babs and the finn and the french?
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>>56692999
I'm genuinely impressed. Your pronunciation is spot-on, 10/10
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>>56692396
Ayyyy
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>>56693128
Top kek. 9/10. You get a bonus point for your enthusiastic tone.
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>>56693239
thanks m8!

I don't get to speak any german anymore so in a way these naughty extracts in vocaroo are my only way of staying in touch
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>>56693545
Did you live here for a while?
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>>56692396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fFsy7FNLIR

homo french is only french. Wish i could pronounce French properly though ;_;
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>>56694055
nope I've been on holiday once or twice. I picked it up because I stayed with some Germans in France for a few months. I'd like to take lessons someday
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>>56693239
Well, he's a GERMANIK guy, after all :DDDD
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>>56694350
Fabulous/10

That's a yes for me.
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>>56694350
>homo French

Hey...I want you to...erm...how could I say that...oh yes ! DELET THIS
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>>56694473
>>56694473

What's the supposed to mean, Pierre?
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Má náire sibh a bhfuil chun ainmneacha Saighdiúirí Sasannach a chur le ainmneacha Óglaigh agus Sibhialtaigh ar leac chomórtha 1916. Mharaigh na Sasannaigh formhór na Sibhialtaigh san Éirí Amach ina measc Francis Sheehy Skeffington, marú North King Street a raibh 15 maraithe agus an Helga a mharaigh formhór na Sibhialtaigh. Ní amháin sin ach tá seilbh ag cuid den tír seo fós ag na Sasannaigh, cén teachtaireacht a thugann sé sin do náisiúntóirí sna Sé Chontae a d'fhulaing le 40 bliain anuas ó na Sasannaigh agus na paramílitigh dílseora. Tá sé ar nós na dúnmharfóirí Al-Qaeda ar chur le leac 9/11. Stop leis an meon nua-chóilíneach agus bíodh bród agaibh i bhur náisiún agus na tírghráitheoirí a chosain é.
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>>56694736

Why don't you post some old norse while you're at it
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>>56694717
Are you...?
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>>56694693
Come gimme a nice big brit hug!
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>>56694736
You could at least record yourself reading this nonsense to give people an slight idea of what it's supposed to sound like, you absolute twat.
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Bloody bong making fun of my GLORIOUS LANGUAGE in my own country...

ET POURQUOI JE PARLE ANGLAIS, AUSSI ?
Je me fais vieux...
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>>56694736
> not just posting something in Elvish
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>>56694990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xDbYHGJlaM
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Anyone fancy some English to try? I can hang around a bit longer and r8
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>>56695140
jtm aussi bb
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>>56692396
>>56694350
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fFsy7FNLIR
>C’est pas parce que je l’ai pas fait dans cette vidéo que je ne vous vois pas
>it's like 5 syllables
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>>56695327
>>56694350
Your accents are cute, Germanic m8s
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>>56695327

I'm English, my pronunciation is not correct
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>>56694736
>>56694938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05BdAO7Bm1J
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>>56695399


why do the qt French girls never say that ;_;?
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Say dat, pls, gaijins :^3

"Seignor, sachiés : qui or ne s'en ira
en cele terre ou Dex fu mors et vis,
et qui la crois d'Outremer ne penra,
a paines mais ira en Paradis.
Qui a en soi pitié ne ramembrance
au haut Seignor doit querre sa venjance
et delivrer sa terre et son païs."

>>56695486
Maybecoz you're white, m8
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>>56694736
>>56695431
What the fug

>>56695486
Your accent is cute Germanic m8
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>>56695564
It's all in the pronunciation guide my friend.
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>>56695534
>Maybecoz you're white, m8

Damn
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>>56695431
>tfw I don't speak a Celtic language
>tfw Gaulish language is ded

Life is a bitch pêh
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>>56695534
>Maybecoz you're white, m8
Clearly you've not seen the nigger lips.

If there's not a drop of black blood in him somewhere down the line, I'd be surprised.
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>>56695564

>Germanic

Cheers my north african friend
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>>56692396
I forgot to record myself for reference.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wC39HZIClG
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>>56695203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VN8u67EC5c
Stonemouth - Ian Banks.
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>>56695660

Oi
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>>56695623
Seriously
I'm pretty sure they would say "wow so cute :33333" and suck your dick if you were black
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>>56695646
Learn Irish or Welsh. Brittany is probably the easier for you to practise irl but Welsh might be easier if you don't mind learning online since there's more speakers.
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>>56695690
120% Celte, m8
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>>56695706

you sound eastern european in parts of that. Great accent, tb h.

Work on the "th" pronunciation and maybe slow it up a tiny bit to help with flow. Other than that, good job lad
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>>56695794
nah why bother tb h. gaulish is long dead and no language will replace french (egsebd arabig :D :D :D).
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>>56695690
>I was just repeating what the other anon said, isn't it what you wanted?
Also 90% French m8 (the other 10% are Swiss)
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>>56695771

Tb h I stick out like a sore thumb here in the south west.
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>>56695850
>a bong, and now a Slav

And let's not forget Bilel ! :DDDDD
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>>56695850
Thanks m8. I tried to put some life in my reading but I am usually slower, yeah.

>Work on the "th" pronunciation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KFamTLYX2K
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>>56695950

>And let's not forget Bilel ! :DDDDD

he's hiding over here >>56695940
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>>56695850
why are you in france nige
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>>56695534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mzaxTDTHSH
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>>56695203
I'd give it a try if I could find a functional microphone around here :|
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>>56696021

My advice to you would be to keep the very thick French accent, It's great.
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>>56695916
Any opinion ?
(good song or not, I don't really care, I only care about the language itself)

https://youtu.be/msRy4vcSX4k
https://youtu.be/rMnaO0yKhyE
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>>56696063
Good job, bro !
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>>56696051
I'm confused, what did I say that made you think I was a sandnigger?
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>>56696021
advice to you on pronouncing th: put your tongue between your teeth and make an s sound (for the th is teeth). then keep your tongue in the same place and make a z sound.( for the th in the)
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>>56695916
Read (>>56694736), plastic paddy.
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>>56696094

that's a shame, next time m8. I'm saving my pennies which means more nights in front of the pc to r8 you lads.

>>56696054

Women, cheese and wine. The cheese and wine are great, btw.. the women are too but damn they are high maintenance.
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>>56696155

I'm just choking your gooseberry m8, no hard feelings
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>>56696101
these are in gaulish?
ive heard of reconstructed gaulish in music before. its ebin i guess
>>56696213
yeah i dont speak irish
i can give it a try i guess
>>56696228
how's your french atm?
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>>56696228
I'm looking for a way to record stuff on my iPhone and just upload it to Vocaroo if there's no better workaround.
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Is that brazilian guy who writes poems still here?

>>56696147
Thanks. Why is that text written so weirdly?
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>>56696269
>choking your gooseberry
jesus english people are weird
>>56696333
i just record it and then upload it
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>>56696269
Questioning my whiteness ist the thing that triggers me the most, GG m8, no hard feelings indeed
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>>56696330
>how's your french atm?

pretty shite tb h. Mainly because a lot of my time here has been spent with German people and I find myself constantly trying to pick that up whilst also speaking English because they wanted to practice theirs.

I'm kicking myself for not focusing more on French but now im solo in France so it's learn or get fukt, which is a good way to go I reckon.
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>>56696372
It's an old 3s, there doesn't seem to be a default recording app so I'm downloading one now. Got this one as a hand-me-down a while ago.
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>>56696336
Yup, I'm here
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>>56696336
Very old song written before a crusade IIRC
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>>56696099
I don't mind having an accent anyway, as long as I don't sound stupid and I can be understood it'll be fine. I know this girl from England with the most horrible accent and even her own family can't understand her sometimes.

>>56696186
The problem is I can't manage to do that in the flow. I would have to pause and take a second or two to place everything straight ... I guess I'll manage, one day.
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>>56696333

trips for goodluck
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>>56696431
>Mainly because a lot of my time here has been spent with German people

Where do you live ?
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>>56696431
thats how my dad learned english and french. he had some education in both but he learned them mostly from just working in dublin and geneva
>>56696446
wew. i thought mine was old and its from like 2013
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>>56696483

> from England with the most horrible accent

I'm not surprised. Some of our accents are truly awful. Special award goes to Liverpudlian.
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>>56696526
Probably on a beach.
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>>56696483
just keep practicing.
le practice makes le perfecte
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>>56696550
She's originally from Cumbria but lived in Luton most of her life so she developped that speech impediment they call an accent.

>>56696580
When I'll be able to afford it, I think I'll go little tour of the U.K and Ireland ... I don't have much occasions to practice now.
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>>56696526

I was really out in the sticks when I was with the Germans. Sort of La Double and surrounding forest land... Really beautiful part of the country but a little too quiet for my liking.

>>56696528

>. he had some education in both but he learned them mostly from just working in dublin and geneva

Yeah this is my wish for German. When my contract ends at the end of August I plan on heading over to Germany to stay with some mates and look for work, or at least try. My German is very basic but who knows, I managed in France.
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>>56696451
Shit, i was going to post a poem i wrote some 3 weeks ago but i lost the fucking paper, if i find it i'll post it
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>>56696682

>cumbria
>luton

not known for ridiculously heavy or ugly accents. She is almost certainly in with the "innit blad nig" crowd which has tainted her speaking abilty
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>>56696761
Damn. All right, I'll be waiting
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>>56696682
very good mlad
>>56696687
just refuse to speak english.
heres my.godawful irish bte
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ctuKCkaXDk
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>>56697045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05GsKAyYpwA
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>>56697157
>not casting pagan spells
lmao pleb
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>>56695698
God damn it Jean, not this fast.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s141qB6pkTd8

Trying something new-ish lads.
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>>56697401
BÜTÖV AZERBAYCAN
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>>56697501

> Pierre gone ting tong

Impressive tb h
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>>56697533
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>>56697045
>Irishman abroad

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rvmWpJjicJ
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>>56697702
Post something in your language m8
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>>56697732
;^)
>>56697702
sori i cant do the upside down e thing
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>>56697687
My oral skills are not that good yet, though, and I can hardly read traditionnal characters. But thanks anyway
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>>56697836
its basically just weird turkish
its mutually intelligible with it at least
>>56697902
are you speaking chink or jap? i didnt listen
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>>56697902
>My oral skills are not that good yet

On peut s'arranger...
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>>56697882
forgot pic
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>>56697045
Got the iphone recording to work I believe. What should I record?
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>>56697970
sacrex bleu
do french people really write laughter as hon hon hon?
>>56698032
sing eine vers von ss marschiert für mir hans
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>>56698032


Ayeee do some English, Hans.
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>>56698104
hon hon hon, no, why ?
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>>56697970
HON
O
N

>>56698032
Ready pic related
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>>56695203
Don't insult desu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BhZROyHWNE
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>>56698162
just wondering. i know that huehue and ajjajajajajajajajaja and XAXAXA are real but i wasnt sure if honhonhon was a meme
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>>56697935
It's Chinese

>>56697970
Mais enfin, voyons ...
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>>56698255
>Chinese
*vomits violently*
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>>56698168

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cpdzimxOjb
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>>56698189
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BhZROyHWNE

Spoopy/10

YEah m8 not bad at all. I'd never be able to place you from your accent. A couple of little hitches and bits but a good job
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>>56698255
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>>56698337
kek
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>>56698168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VbCVhNZLan
First test. Well, I tried.
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>>56698337
midwest? im not good at placing yank accents but i think im right
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RKWTl54zfn
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>>56697976

Where in the U.S. are you staying? Also are you the tripfag formerly known as Mick'd or whatever.
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>>56697836
a moment

>>56698369
cheers mate much appriciated.

Source if anyone intrested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3m43nN5L1Q
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>>56698561
chicago. yes im le ceo of micked.
>>56698534
excellent accent.
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>>56698299
Aw come on lad, you should listen to it, it doesn't sound the same when spoken at a slow pace.

>>56698386
Saved.
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>>56698640
*listens to it*
ah yes very impressive beautiful language
*continues vomiting*
not even a weeb but jap is the only good asian language
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>>56698534

damn, that was bloody good. Your "cunt" was 100% spot on
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>>56698550

I'm from Pennsylvania, but no worries because all Yankee accents sound the same except for very thick New York, Boston, Minnesotan, or Southern accents. Everything else from Virginia to Oregon is the same.

On a scale of 1 to Paddy's Day how many people have told you about their Irish heritage?
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>>56698603
>>56698737
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>>56698640
Cute.

(no pedo)
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>>56698337
are you babs?
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ALUc4cX0tg
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>>56698806
everyone mentions it eventually, especially since im chicano tier about my ethnicity.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1foNEmB33UB

Listen if you want some "trippy" shit.
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>>56699181
Not too shabby.
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>>56699333
Also, I never seem to get any trips and now I got two triple-trips in one thread.
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>>56699110

Nice.

You should join our poker room sometime, it'd be fun to chat with a real Irishman for a change.
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>>56698997

Hey yeah, what's up Dudu?
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>>56699447
heey! how was work yesterday?
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>>56699506

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J9iAYxIP9A
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>>56674747
Why is your R gutural?
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>>56699691
Paper Planes? I love that song.

Welding sounds like hard work. Does it pay well at least?

>>56699801
Idk.
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>>56699911
What state are you from, amigo?
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>>56699973
Minas Gerais.
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>>56699911
>Paper Planes? I love that song.

awwww yeaahhh

>Does it pay well at least?

It has the potential to pay well, which is why I thought I'd pursue this career. However, atm, I could probably just get a job as a cashier and make the same. :/
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>>56699999
7-1
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>>56700021

kek
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ul6GD4CyYO

Image not related, just wanted to share some keks while I praise the Guardians of Xelschairr
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>>56700011
How long will you take until you start making some serious cash?

>>56700021
Hang yourself, croatian scum. You don't even have your own language or culture. You belong to the serbs, you fucking shitstain. Croatia is fuckin trash. Bunch of scat fetishists. I'm coming for you, you disgusting fuck!
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>>56700259
Buttmad favelape
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>>56699999
WTF i hate brazil now
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>>56697501
>儿化
Pretty cute though pierre
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>>56700306
Fuck off, turkish trash. Pay your debts.

>>56700316
shieet, i got some mad numbers there.
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>>56700368
>Says the mestizo shitskin
>Poorzil
Haha, awfully memed my friend
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>>56700259
>How long will you take until you start making some serious cash?

Depends on when the shipping containers arrive and my bitches start getting me my money.
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>>56700259
>>56700368
at least you tried
couldn't expect more from a monkey
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>>56700391
Go to work, fuckboi.

>>56700402
C-can I be one of your bitches?
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>>56700429
>>56700391
>>56700368
>>56700333
outstanding post
>>56700316
>>56700306

stop fighting
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>>56700434
At least I have a job that doesn't consist of building brick favelashacks.
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>>56700511
stop fighting
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>>56700434
>C-can I be one of your bitches?

That's depends on whether you're over 18.

>>56700454
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>>56700511
>Greek
>Having a job

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUEHEUHEUSHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUEUEHEUEHUEHEU

Hang yourself.

>>56700543
I'm 20 :D
Take me in, senpai!
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>>56700543
>>56700563
stop fighting
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>>56700563
>I'm 20 :D

Sorry, too old.
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>>56700333
>>56699999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vHfDPZwe48
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>>56700563
Hard for you to swallow Pablo?

Man, and you swallowed my load like a champ last night...
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>>56700601
rude

>>56700713
Sorry man, I don't do turks. Also, my heart belongs to babs.
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>>56700747
But anon, I'm Koksal Baba
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>>56700763
Well, in that case, I'll open an exception.

Not really, kys.
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Unfortunate to see this thread has devolved into a childish flamewar.
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>>56701001
:(

I want people to talk to.
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