Why is Italian pizza so shit tier?
>uneven
>barley any cheese
>fucking leaves in it
>burned crust
>>56660787
it looks pretty good desu. like food you could actually eat for sustenance on a daily basis and not just on the weekend.
>>56660787
Italian food is too overrated. If you want god tier food, try French.
>>56660801
Here's your meat and egg sir
>>56660787
>>56660801
(You)
>>56660858
>this much denial
LMAOing@ur life
>>56660787
Because every drop of that Italian tomato sauce is worth ten thousands bucket of the industrial shit you like to drown your pizzas in
Because a small bite of that mozzarella will taste better than the fast food-tier """""cheese""""" you need to spread by metric tons to start feeling something
Do Italians have this kind of pizza?
because italian pizza is basically bread baked with cheese while america pizza became a thing unto itself
>>56660908
Based frog gets it
>>56660858
Who cares what fatties think about food anyway
>>56660787
>american pizza
>pizza
Italian """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>56660913
The entire world has american pizza tojo, it is our gift to the world, along with burger and freedom.
>>56660939
>Swedish """""""pizza""""""""
>>56660929
I find it funny because there are people irl that think like OP.
Here in Rome when they order pizza they are like "WHERE'S THE CHEESE" "WHERE'S THE TOMATO SAUCE" , what do they order? Pizza bianca con rucola
>>56660939
>swedish "pizza"
>>56660991
why not put pictures or samples out?
Why is an american making a thread about food quality?
>>56661001
are those... pieces of turd?
>>56661028
of what? Pizza bianca and rucola?
>>56661001
Say what you will about our pizza, but I can't fathom how living people think this is what pizza is.
>>56661047
>Haven't seen an Indian poster in weeks
>When one shows up it's about poo
unless you've tried it when it's fresh from a wood fired oven, you have no place to state your views
>>56661055
all of them
our pizza places have pictures and all the ingredients listed so people don't just order something random and then get upset about it
>>56661056
Murder food best food
>>56661055
I would still eat the fuck out of that tb.h
>>56660787
And it's not just their pizza. Their """""pasta""""" is shit too. All they do is put ketchup on noodles, and then claim it's """""""""""""italian cuisine"""""""""""""
>>56661097
Ours too, every restaurant has the basic 20 types of pizza and their own made (if they are popular) with the ingredients listed in Italian and English...i really dont know why people keep ordering something they dont want.
Some tourists come here and ask for a "classic" pizza , usually they get served margherita because fuck you, dont waste waiters time with stupid requests.
>>56661125
"""""""""""""""""italiancuisine""""""""""""""""
>>56661125
>>56661155
el australiANO...
>>56661152
I like margherita
>>56661113
It's pretty good tbqh.
But tourists get buttmad because "muh cheese" and "muh sauce".
Also those sissies cant handle the bitterness of the rucola
>>56661152
you lot sound like a bunch of cunts to be completely and thoroughly honest
>>56661073
There's a Swedish pizzeria with a Swedish immigrant as the owner near me, they unironically call this pizza and incorporate arabic food on all their items. Sweden is beyond cucked.
>>56661176
Try Quattro formaggi con alici
10/10
>>56661096
We have plenty of that tbqvh. You just don't see much of it since it costs a fuckton more than Domino's.
Finnish pizzas are the best
>>56661199
nigga please. pizza should only ever have one type of cheese on it, and that's cheddar cheese
>>56661191
Nah, we hate retarded people.
Tourists are alright but there are some that are complete trash... we dont spit on food or other shit but if you act like a retard expect a bad service
>>56661245
Yes if your goal is ruining a dish with garbage
>>56661250
i don't see anything retarded about asking a "classic pizza"
i mean, draw your conclusions within a second
the person has no clue about different pizza and is expecting some help
it's the waiters job to help the customer not the customers job to be a bootlicking cuck and "not waste the waiters time"
>>56661245
Excellent bait my friend
>>56661296
Or was it
>>56661073
>>56661196
>>56661293
Not here f a m , you are eating in MY restaurant, im using my time to serve you so don't be retarded, if you want to be bootlicked you are in the wrong country.
Also we have so many kinds of pizza asking a classic varies from region to region
>>56660787
Pleb tier bait
>>56661324
and you manage to get customers with that attitude? holy shit, here you'd go bankrupt in a week
>>56660908
This is correct answer. American food is mass produced poor quality shit
>>56661353
Stop bullying please
>>56660787
Tbh I grew tired of Italian food. It's always the same plain boring dull carb shit. If there's one thing you new worlders are good at, it's innovating. Italy has too much a backword bigot mentality (catholicism, fat shaming, xenophobia,etc etc) to do that, that's why you surpassed us.
>>56661323
no no no no nononononoNONONOOOOOO!!!!!
>>56661345
Here everyone knows a restaurant is a restaurant, you can find bootlicking in a pizzeria but in a restaurant you will ever find only good food and seriousness, unless is a familiar restaurant
>>56661367
I'm tempted to say "nice proxy" but there are so many self hater Italian posters that I'm in doubt
>>56661323
48 euros
for pizza?
>>56661408
>Sweden
>Euros
Not quite
>>56661380
i wouldn't expect to be licked, but when you go to a restaurant you are the one with the money and the restaurant is the one providing the service
the waiter will fucking make time or not get payed
simple as that
>>56661399
Is only the albanian and his piddini (leftists) friends
>>56661367
Good trole post.
>>56661429
it's actually normal in northern italy, don't worry. It's when you go souther that you will encounter monkeys like the roman pig you were speaking to.
>>56661429
Here is like this : Im offering you my quality food , of you can behave like a normal person come in , if not fuck off you are wasting my time.
For example some tourists come with childs and they act like spoiled brats , as soon as they start acting like that the waiter will ask you to control your kids because people are trying to eat in peace, if you continue you are pretty much kicked out.
"Sir this is a restaurant, Mc Donalds is in the other side of the street"
>>56661429
@56661491
Not true, he's just trying to get a (You) from me
>>56660787
the problem is, you bimbo bitches, italian pizza is supposed to be for poor people
italian cuisine is probably larger than american, british and australian combined
>>56661797
Good but needs more mayonnaise
>>56661408
somalian dollaridoos
>>56661902
Gotcha.
do other cunts put anchovies on their pizza?
>>56661981
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, beautiful
Why is Finnish pizza god tier?
>>56661984
It's good for one slice, two tops, before it starts to taste too salty.
>>56660787
American pizza and Italian pizza are the same thing.
Is it true that Americans put fucking Ranch dressing on their pizza?
>>56662659
no
>>56661984
never seen that, looks bad familia
>>56662659
I know people who unironically do this, yes. Especially when I was in high school. It had to be fairly widespread since the only time there were packets of ranch available was on pizza days.
>>56661001
>Arab semen and black segma enrichement recipee
>>56661408
>1 United Arab Emirates Dirham equals
0.24 Euro
>>56660787
>>56662659
I saw someone do this when I was 26, never before then
>these plebs don't even deep-fry their pizza
>>56660801
Thai
Fix'D 4 U