I had thought about getting an escort in the US. But with all the scams and stings, its just too shady for a beta like me. I knew the option of going to Amsterdam existed, but it never seemed worth it to go all the way to Europe just to fuck.
But these FKK clubs in Germany. They are like a taste of heaven on earth. Its like your own personal harem of 9/10 blonde models. You pay $90 Euros and you can just hang out with naked girls all day and fuck as many as you want.
I haven't traveled much, so I'd like a fellow Robot to join me on this quest.
>>56658237
Is this a legit business in Germany? Fucking degenerates, you bring shame to germanics.
its a fucking flatrate. but the flatrate girls aren't 9/10 they are dirty 2/10 romanians
>>56658237
>>56658302
All of a sudden Merkel's migrant-importing scheme makes sense
I just figured out where Germany's been getting their shekels from, lads
The problem with these clubs are all the other losers who hang around there. It's like looking in a mirror, really depressing.
If you wanna BURGER a few Romanian sex slaves be my guest. That said, I'd recommend you save your money to visit a decent brothel.
>>56658237
>I had thought about getting an escort in the US. But with all the scams and stings, its just too shady for a beta like me
I know that feel, same shit up here in cucknada
>>56658461
Same reason I'd never go to Eastern Europe even if its cheaper/better. If I had the balls for navigating the Russian black market, I probably wouldn't be a beta virgin.
>>56658237
I hope someone makes prostitution illegal and banns feminism...
>>56658237
I love the second, third, fifth and seventh ass girl from the right.(excluding a rightmost girl facing to the left)
>>56658320
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascha_(brothel)
>Before the 2006 FIFA World Cup in Germany, Muslims protested that the brothel insulted Islam when it advertised using a 24-metre-high by 8-metre-wide poster, mounted on the side of its building, showing a half-naked woman and the flags from all of the countries which qualified for the world cup, including those of Muslim nations. The slogan on the poster read Die Welt zu Gast bei Freundinnen (The world as guest with girlfriends), a pun on the slogan for that year's World Cup, Die Welt zu Gast bei Freunden (The world as guest with friends). The protesters compared the poster to the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons. In response to the protests, and threats of violence, which began on 2006-04-21, the owners blacked out the flags of Saudi Arabia and Iran (both of which include words from the Quran), though the flag of Tunisia (which does not show any scriptural text) was left alone.[12][13]
dont you still have to pay the girls in those places? or it literally 90 euros to just fuck all day?
>>56658424
why would a brothel be better?
>>56658622
They have both flatrate and pay per girl places
Like restaurants and buffets.
>>56658641
sounds good, what generally works out cheaper?
any links to a buffet style club?
>>56658686
The buffet is cheaper but lower quality.
Some clubs have low or no entry fees, and if you fuck just 1 or 2 girls I suppose it could be cheaper. I'm still doing research on prices and locations myself.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hookers/comments/4b5kg0/recommended_alternatives_to_amsterdam_in_europe/
>>56658237
Everyone knows about Las Vegas and Amsterdam which is not nearly as good. I wish these German nude clubs had made it into US pop culture when I was a teen, so I'd known I had this option of ending my inceldom, whether I chose to take it or not.
>>56658302
>that flag
>that comment
>>56658302
arab boy
I've been researching a punting trip to Germany. The general consensus seems to be that the NRW region is best, with Dussedolf, Frankfurt and Cologne. Frankfurt seems to be the best of the NRW. But Berlin has its pluses to. They seem to have more flatrate clubs. I would like to keep expenses moderately low. So if I was primarily using flatrate clubs that would be a plus. Frankfurt definitely has more variety. But I can only go to so many clubs anyway. So if I find a few good ones in Berlin, thats all I need. You got the Caligula and King George for the flatrates. Then theres Artemis which has a reputation as one of the best clubs in Germany.
I admit that I'm biased towards Berlin for non-punting reasons, since I'm more interested in the historical sites in Berlin than Frankfurt. Taking the rail to Frankfurt is an option. But being a non-German speaker and 1st time visitor; I'd prefer to keep this trip as simple as possible and limited to one city if I can.
If in the experience of punters here, Frankfurt is far, far superior to Berlin, then I would reconsider my options and possibly pick Frankfurt. But I would like to hear from the more experienced on whether Frankfurt really is dramatically better.
>>56658237
>incel
no wonder why no women wants to screw with you if you use the word incel
you're the type of creepy lowlife that would leave reviews for massage parlors with old asian hags giving out handjobs to creepy autistic psychopaths like you
>>56659432
Frankfurt isn't NRW though. It's also German Detroit.
Go to Köln if you're here for prostitution only.
>>56658237
Bavarian women have huge tits. I love that, but don't much care about blonde hair one way or the other.
I'd love to join you anon but I'm poor so I will have to save for a trip to Thailand.
>>56659548
>trip to Thailand
Going kiddy hunting, eh padre?
>crossing the ocean to get a blonde bimbo
Plenty of those here, and the sex is awful
I'm broke. Otherwise I might have.
>>56659498
>incel
>a bad word
What's wrong with it? Do you think it is impossible for people to be virgins despite a desire not to be?
That's hardly a reach of the imagination, even for someone successful with the opposite sex....
>>56659577
that's because you have a shrimp dick and not a juicy thick, long bbc
>>56659566
I said Thailand. Not Cambodia.
Plenty of nice grown women where I am going, and that's all I care for. I'll leave the other rubbish to you.
>>56659577
Everyone seems to be able to find their escorts in the US. Guess I'm just too retarded
>>56659625
Is Cambodia better? Shit.
>>56658461
>Trudeau's Canada: 2017
>by law, any women paid for sex are allowed to peg their male clients for a minimum of 30 minutes
>"Mr. Trudeau, why has your administration supported this law so fervently? Is it a way to empower women?"
>Trudeau looks out over the sea of reporters and cameras
>His mind turns to the small calender sitting on his office desk
>he breathes a sigh of satisfaction
>"Because its 2017."
>>56659625
>I said Thailand
>Plenty of nice grown women
"""""women"""""
Sure go for it ameribro
I would never advice anyone to visit Berlin but since you have clear goals it seems like a good place for you
Visit the Pergamonmuseum and the Gates of Babylon in the morning and the artemis in the evening after that you try to get into Berghain for non-prostitute girls
>>56658302
>you bring shame to germanics
>Sweden
>>56659684
>Berghain for non-prostitute girls
Seems like a waste of time. Unless they are already half undressed in which case I can creepily watch them from afar.
>>56659684
>a Beta picking up girls in Berghain
top kek
>>56658302
Why doesn't the whole world know about German degeneracy? My only clue was Simpsons Guy. Its wilder than Holland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhqX7J0b0gE
If you options are non existent, nor your social life, go for it. Only excuse would be lacking time and funds, everything else can be researched. After visit some museums/local places and build a social life as someone that went somewhere. Most women would love to travel.
>>56659842
>After visit some museums/local places and build a social life as someone that went somewhere. Most women would love to travel.
I've given up on all non-monetary relations with women.
For my own benefit I would like to visit some historic sites in East Berlin. For pure sex I think NRW and Frankfurt are better options.
>>56659806
The girls (and guys if you are into that) are out of their mind in there, its crazy
But he probably wouldnt even get in and just stand there stuttering like an autist infront of the bouncer
>>56659806
>>56659902
what's this berghain all about desu
>>56658302
kys
>>56659980
It's a meme club in the meme city of Germany. Normie concentration is off the charts.
>>56658237
This fucking retard really wants to cross the ocean just to get laid with a prostitute
>>56660000
Nice digits
>>56659980
Legendary nightclub
Was voted best Club in Europe (and the world by that) several times
Not even exaggerating
>>56658582
Wtf same
Damn that ass
>burger thinking hes gonna get a German prostitute
>doesn't know that the majority if not all are from Eastern Europe
You're not gonna get what you think you're gonna get my friend.
>>56660000
>that shit get
no comment
>>56660126
this delusion
>>56660066
meh, those rankings are bollocks, i was at Pachá (Ibiza) which is also supposed to be legendary. It was a bloody sausagefest infested with Italians.
best places to get laid are festivals and regular bars imo
>>56660271
it used to be a good place if you're into techno, nowadays it is overrun by hordes of "oh emm gee le burgerholm must go and take snaps" faggots
>>56660188
You don't like buttholes? Butt they are so lovely.
>>56660362
those are the ones i'd do from behind anon... jesus
>>56660000
ah, Australia, the shining beacon of SE-asian sex-tourism
>>56658317
this 2bh
>>56658237
Vegas is the city for you fag. Legit and pretty legal. If you're that worried about scams or some nigger pimp robbing you go to the bunny ranch. It's legal and closer than Amsterdam
>>56658237
> Too beta to get an escort.
Dude. Just sign up for one of the review websites. No police bitch is going to have reviews.
>>56659498
Fuck off, normie. Chances are I could get an escort 10x better than your "girlfriend" that has probably also been around the block.
>>56661326
>Vegas
Illegal and Vegas and the police regularly have stings and crack down on prostitution.
>just go to the bunny ranch
Costs about $800-1,000 for a girl, and they're 7/10s at best.
>>56661393
>No police bitch is going to have reviews
They've started planting fake reviews for their sting operations.
>>56660126
> Thinking the slavs aren't better than the Germans anyways.
>>56661326
> Going all the way to some shithole desert for a 60-year-old legit hooker
Dude! Just get someone from the review sites.
>>56658237
How do you tell the difference between the FKK that are just nude hangout clubs and ones that you can go all the way?
>>56659689
Swedes are Germanic, you stupid mongoloid.
>>56661470
>They've started planting fake reviews for their sting operations.
No police agency goes through THAT much trouble to get a few Johns. And you can usually crosscheck the reviewers.
>>56661494
>slavs
lad.. I..
>>56658237
It's been a while since my last visit to a brothel, and I hear it has gotten dirtcheap here in Berlin too.
But from my experience don't bother for to long looking for good places in Germany and go straight to Poland. Girls are probably same price now, or just slightly cheaper, but quality of girls and sex is much better.
>>56662960
Most prostitutes in Poland aren't Polish though. When they raided a local whorehouse here only 3 out of 20/30 "girls" were Polish. Ours went out of business due to competition.
>>56658535
You'still be beta... if you need to pay for sex you are pathetic af.
Also
>using a condom equals losing your virginity
You pretty much masturbated
>>56658237
>You pay $90 Euros and you can just hang out with naked girls all day and fuck as many as you want.
But you can't fuck them, you know that, right?
>>56661573
he implied that Sweden is big enough of a shame for germanics itself
How can you be this fucking retarded like thinking is hard nigger?
>>56663003
Hmm what other nationalities were teh otehr whores? Here in Spain they are mainly Romanian, Nigs or South american.
