How do Kiwis feel about not being part of the next Disney movie as it will be about Hawaiians instead of Maoris?
>not posting the loss edit
for shame
Lilo and stich was inspired in Hawaii this is pretty stupid.
That's disney?
It looks so shitty. The fat dude in particular looks like something someone just fresh out of animation school would model.
Literally looks like some art for some mobile game.
>>56656525
Furious.
>>56656525
Why are the women always white though? That makes no sense.
>>56656525
he's a big guy
>>56658374
>Why are the women always white though?
u wot
>>56658374
What are you talking about, she's clearly a poly.
>>56658374
>short brown girl with stubby little legs and stocky body
she looks like a typical islander
>>56656525
It bothers me that the princess always has the same face regardless of who they are and their race (which affects facial structure.
>>56656525
They're pretty much the same people, only Maoris are 300% more aggressive and 3000% more retarded soundin' wiff det eccent brew.
>>56656525
does anyone have the loss edit of this?
>>56658463
If you want an autistic comparison you'll have to go to tumblr, but just at a glance I can tell this girl has a much wider nose.
>>56658374
>Why are the women always white though?
>>56658409
>>56658423
>>56658437
That face, the eyes and that bone structure are clearly European. Hawaiian women do not look like Latina/Euro hybrids. They look a lot like the men, frankly.
No one knows what a Maori is. There is no Maorian pizza.
>>56658483
>>56656525
nvm found it
I'm Hawaiian and I have no words.
>>56658374
>this is white in America
hahahahha
>brown rapunzel and brown wreck it ralph engage in wacky adventures in polynesia
Just go bankrupt already.
>>56658567
Thank you, mother fucker. You see it too.
tfw disney will never go back to the golden era of the 40s and 50s
>>56659419
So you don't call Treasure Planet, Wreck it Ralph, Tarzan, The Little Mermaid, and Zootopia gold?
smhtbqph with you famile.
>>56656525
I don't see movies with shitskins aka american movies
>>56659419
We must summon Eyvind Earle from the dead!
>>56659634
I guess you don't watch Portuguese movies, either.
>>56659419
They did for a little while
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Renaissance
>fuck an islander girl
>get fucked by her dad
loving
every
moment
:^)
>>56659594
The 40s and 50s were the days of Pinocchio, Fantasia, Cinderella, Peter Pan, Snow White and Alice in Wonderland, among others.
And I can't say I appreciate CGI movies as much as hand drawn animation.
>>56658499
thank christ to be quite desu with you white women are superior
>>56656525
I didn't know this was a thing.
Haven't even seen the Zoo one yet.
>>56656525
hawaiins and maoris are the exact same though, both polys
There's a difference?
Hawaiians are cool. They don't whine about 'muh white raycissm'.
>>56660276
true they usually don't
they just call us names which we deserve 2bh
>>56656525
>he doesn't know that there are heaps more Islanders than Maoris in NZ
>>56656525
This movie is just a marketing tool for their new(ish) Hawaiian hotel and maybe Polynesian resort
>tfw made a mistake of calling a Hawaiian "Samoan"
>>56660512
This is true. The largest Polynesian city in the world is Auckland
>>56658387
>>56658374
you know america is infested with niggers if this is what is considered 'white'
>>56659733
The only good movie out of that list is Snow White (AKA the only good Disney movie made).
Also, it was from the 30s iirc.
>>56656525
The guy looks like a pot I would make in that dumb pottery game back when smart phones were becoming popular.
>>56658499
She doesn't look white. She looks black if anything
>>56659974
Interesting fact, the fella with the whale bone is the Polynesian Hercules, who's a central (but variable) figure in all Polynesian mythologies despite their separation in time and distance. I get the feeling that the Disney film will have a bit of him manipulating the landscape.
>>56658499
>That face, the eyes and that bone structure are clearly European
Look again, no high nasal bridge, no prominent eyebrow ridge, round flattish nose tip. Not European.
>>56662498
She looks hispanic. Black people usually have thinner, non-penciled in eyebrows.
>>56656525
The fuck's with his face?
>>56658387
uuuu
>>56658374
>this is white in the USA
>we operate under the definition where this guy is not
u dun goofed
>Hawaiians instead of Maoris
Is there a difference tho?
>>56658304
was surprised it was from disney too until the 2nd post mentioned lil and stitch. than it seemed a bit more familiar.
that island in the background looks like kh3 graphics doe.
>>56659733
Please, the best disney movie is The Lion King.
In case anyone is confused.
>>56664971
Is there a difference between greeks and italians?
Clearly they picked the most inferior Polynesian race.
Should have picked Tongan instead.
>>56658374
Well she does look like a brown version of Rapunzel.
>>56666446
Princess and the frog was actually part of the last stage
>>56669213
what's the most superior Polynesian race?
THE MOVIE IS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A MAORI
MUSIC IN THE MOVIE IS ALSO PROVIDED BY AN NZ BAND TE VAKA
FUCK YOU DUMBASS OP
>>56656525
hawaiians are fucking gay. They're just fat. That's p much it. Maoris have a culture a bit like our viking ancestors which is way cooler.
>>56656525
I don't watch Disney movies because I'm not a child and I don't have kids.
>>56660512
Islanders are like ultra-Maoris. Every negative aspect of Maoris is magnified in islanders. They are fatter, drunker and they steal more.
>>56672452
This.
Also, why am I finding women in their 20s and even 30s still obsessed with this disney crap? Look at buzzfeed and that's all they talk about. They're womanchildren
>>56672584
>>56660512
i thought maris were the warriors and shit
weren't they cannibals? are you saying islanders are worse than that?
>>56658304
This is why DreamWorks
>DreamWorks
>>56666446
>Down Under
Never heard about this one.
>tfw no Hawaii gf
>>56672910
It's The Rescuers Down Under. Pretty much the only Disney sequel that is better than the original.
>>56666508
Not really, they both had their prime thousands of years ago and never shut the fuck up about it.
The question is will it have god tier waifus
>>56656525
>>56672912
Just imagine how this fucking nose is would look if she was a real grill.
>>56673186
Thanks Disney, for making me both gay and furry in less than two years.
>>56673315
I regret nothing
>>56658423
we're all a bit /pol/y here m8 waayyyyyyyy
I'm getting pretty sick of that stupid "I'm-a-strong-independent-womyn-GRRL-POWER" cocked-eyebrow-expression that Disney seems to put on all their promotional material. Cut it out.