Maple syrup is fucking delicious and none of your exports can even compete.
>Canada sells No. 3 Dark grade syrup
>US doesn't sell Grade C
>Vermont has higher requirements for density than Canadian
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>56647524
I'm sorry, who are you????
>>56647721
Canada BTFO
>>56647524
it's the canadian olive oil, how impressive
>>56647524
Vermont maple syrup is better than Canadian maple syrup tbqh.
(I'm not even from vermont, and hate those socialist cucks, but they make good maple syrup)
>>56647524
Much like our landmasses, Canadians are all about the export quantity over quality. Vermont laughs in Quebec's sugar maples' faces.
>muh microsyrupries xDDD
>>56647524
How does it taste?
>>56651293
>Brazilians have never tasted maple syrup
That's alright I guess, I've never tasted jungle grubs
>>56651243
>he'll never have some flapjacks with some tasty, grade A maple syrup in a hunting cabin with his dad when it's cold as fuck outside
>he has warm, sunny beaches
You're not much of a man, and I pity you for that.
>>56651293
Very sweet, kinda nutty, kinda vanilla-y. Very, very good.
Does vermont have crazy warm days and very cold nights? Those are the conditions that produce the best shit.
>>56654033
Given its latitude and variation in elevations, it's likely.
>>56651293
god's pussy
>>56651293
It's like honey, but smoother
>>56651351
I have, but it's like 10 dollars a bottle.
>>56654572
Scratch that, it's 12 dollars a bottle of the 15% pure one (that's the one I tried). 100% pure is $25 for a 250ml bottle.
I ain't paying for that.
>>56656204
Fuck, meant to quote myself >>56656012
>>56651797
It tastes like testicles?
>>56651293
Testicles.
desu lad unrefined uranium tastes a lot better
nobody can compete with based aussie exports
>>56656796
You know, of the few scrotums I've tasted, I've never noticed a similarity between them and maple syrup.
When you're right, you're right. Fresh maple is damn good stuff. Too bad it spoils so quickly.
>>56647524
>THE BOTTLE'S A FUCKING L E A F
looks good, tbqh.
>>56651293
It's honestly undescribable. It's good, very good depending on the product's quality. It's natural sugar and it's much better and healthier than the processed sugar you usually consume.
>>56647524
America actually makes Canada's quintessential product better than Canada does.
Vermont > Quebec
>>56647721
REKT!
>>56651351
They wouldn't know wtf to do with it anyway.
The only thing sudacas and idios eat for breakfast are eggs and sliced papaya.
They'd probably think it was booze and pour shots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPHXfJZpSms
>>56657990
This, Quebec does the most and it's almost all to big factories producing low grade stuff.
Most of Vermont's is all higher grade and doesn't go to big brands.
Yeah that's right, I'm pulling the micro syrup card.
>>56658116
I don't know why people look down on the micro-syrup and micro-brews.
These are legitimate places to get a fine product, they just want pretend America doesn't have the best beer etc it ain't just a meme.
I have this feeling that maple syrup tastes painfully average and you burgers are just hyping it up
>>56658176
it is and they are
>>56658176
Let me put it this way, I would never put fucking honey on a pancake.
Once you've gone maple you stick to that staple.
>>56658212
We're not talking about maple "flavored" syrup here. Actual maple syrup. It's delicious.
>>56657990
>>56658116
>>56658157
How much does Bernie pay you to talk shit about Québec's syrup? At least we don't put HFCS in ours.
>>56658176
You'll never know.
>>56658176
t. mongoloid who puts fucking strawberry jam on his pancake
You can't get any more dry shite than that.
>>56658234
Shhh, even most Americans don't know there is a difference. Let him pleb he'd probably think HFC "pancake syrup" taste better anyway.
>>56658176
It's pretty dang good man. It's superior to fruit preserves and honey as far as sweet breakfast liquids go.
>>56658595
Preserves would just make your waffle seem too dry, and even the more liquid ones would then just seem to runny.
Only maple syrup fills those squares perfectly. Save the honey for tea. Though I do love marmalade I would just put it on toast, never pancakes or waffles.
look nigger, we export oil, and thus plastic, which is way fucking delicious
>>56658257
But i don't. Besides, we make pancakes differently.
It's not that big of a difference in taste, but like the other Americans, I do agree Vermont maple tastes better than Canadian. I honestly can't identify why.
You would think Canadian's would taste better since it's the thing they're known for.
>>56647524
Vermont has the best syrup on the planet nigga. You're a fucking joke. A JOKE.
>>56658889
You have to put their syrup on a hockey puck to truly appreciate it.
>>56651293
If you've ever had pancake syrup (the corn syrup kind), maple syrup tastes like that but has a lighter flavor and not so molasses-y. The consistency/viscosity is runnier.
As much as I like maple syrup, I don't think it's worth the price >>56656204 you would be paying for it. It would be a very underwhelming experience for you. I buy it because it's a natural product, has a nice subtle flavor, and it's not that expensive here.
>>56659087
Nords have a christmas soda that tastes a bit like maple syrup and a bit like root beer
![sorghum-molasses-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mcLSNH5.jpg "sorghum-molasses-2[1].jpg")
you'll cowards don't even eat sorghum syrup
>>56659087
does it still get everywhere somehow?
i am the cleanest eater ive ever met. I never need a napkin for anything. But somehow ill eat pancakes and the next day ill wake up with a smudge of syrup on my dick somehow
>>56647524
el peruANO con hoja...
Vermont's syrup is literally shit tier.
Quebec syrup is master race.
>>56647524
Cornsyrup is 10000x better. Face it, you're just a flavoring Cucknadia.
