great britain (why is it called "great"?) once challenged Norway to a race to the south pole thinking they would win somehow. Every single norwegian laughed their ass off until one man said: "Here.. hold my beer". That guy was Roald Amundsen and he caused much butthurt to the bongs and therefore i drink to his name to this day.
Not only did the brits lose. They lost so hard that they died! They were so useless that they actualy died crossing only flat lands in snowy weather.
>once challenged Norway to a race to the south pole thinking they would win somehow. Every single norwegian laughed their ass
>when your big bro lets you win at Mortal Kombat
>>56644197
>when your big bro lets you win at Mortal Kombat
And dies in the attempt
>>56644197
sounds like this guy wants a race
this guy. Look at how many fucks he give
Lads, I'm going to Oslo in 2 months.
What's there to do for few days?
Pic. related, some local qt that offered to take me to the '''''''depressing'''''' Brievik Museum, lmao.
>>56644938
you can come to my apartment and we can take our clothes off and smear each other with smoked salmon
>>56644084
>why is it called "great"?
Brittany is lesser Britain.
>>56644938
>qt
>fucking foreigners
Yeah Rajeet Sterling, I'm sure she's smoking hot.
>>56644938
There is no such thing as the breivik museum. Either way.. How long are you staying in Oslo? What you can do depends on how much time you have
>>56644938
the new astrup fearnley museum on the waterfront is pretty nice
if you want some decent beer head to "schouskjelleren," it's a microbrewery in an old underground storage vault.
>>56644084
America was the first to set foot on Antarctica
Antarctica is rightful American clay
>>56645601
one diabetus-ridden foot doesn't entitle you to a continent
>>56645097
I've never seen you before desu
>>56645108
>not being Chad.
Lad.....
>>56645352
I thought there was one with photos of the victims and stuff like that? Would be hard to contain my keks. Anyway, 4-5 days.
>>56645429
Noted. Looks good.
>>56644938
I watched an american who made a video blog about Oslo a little while ago. I will see if I can find the vid on utub again
>>56644084
This isn't banter, this is just plain cuntish behaviour. You should be ashamed cuckway.
>>56645883
oh look here comes britains retarded convict sidekick
>>56645774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTkaM94Tv6k
>>56645982
How easy would it be for an American man such as myself to fuck hot Norwegian girls?
>>56645975
Not as retarded as your face.
>>56646377
>hot Norwegian girls
>posts a pic of ugly hot Norwegian girls
if your standards are that low, then it will be easy
>>56646520
Convict "banter"
>>56646377
It will be very hard, becuz americans are third worlders
>>56646520
kek
>>56647485
you make a de pasta!??
>>56648472
han er irsk din tufs
>>56644084
why is your flag basically denmark with swedish blue added?
>>56648593
Thats the joke...
>>56646616
Would be the same in Sweden?
I would like to move to Sweden or Norway I don't like America there's too many normies
>>56648931
Because we do what every other scandis do but slightly better
>>56649242
If you cant get a gf in murrica there is no way in hell you can get one in Norway
>>56649242
>Sweden or Norway
Make up your mind anon, that's like sayin "poo or hamburger"
>>56648931
>your flag
are the master flag.. we know anon, we know
>>56649462
Where is it easier to get a gf and autismbux?
>>56649664
In Norway there are way more males than females.. So what makes you think that a single american man is better than all other single men?
Females in Norway have alot to choose from anon, just sayin
>>56649910
So are you saying Sweden would be better?
>>56649996
no i'm saying nothing really, just saying that you will just be one of many single men which the ladies might or might not choose...
>>56650482
Right but Scandinavian societies are very autistic so I may have an edge coming from America where everyone is friendly and open and talking to each other all the time, even complete strangers
>>56648931
Norway's flag is best Nordic flag... after Yorkshire's.
>>56651170
good luck anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbWuhyujhP4
>>56651170
absolutely
your biggest advantage would be being able to ignore our ridiculous social norms with your american zeal
it would also be your biggest disadvantage if you stay, because then you'd have to adopt our autistic ways and become one of us
>>56651170
You seem autistic.
>>56644084
>Not only did the brits lose. They lost so hard that they died!
lolololol
>>56651276
>those English dominatrices
I'd let them crush me ballex
>>56649910
>In Norway there are way more males than females..
No
>>56651566
waifu wars incoming in china
>>56651609
Now you know why China is really colonizing Africa
>>56651276
They can swallow my sword any time.
>>56651566
yes mr. hamburger face
>>56645725
an IOM poster posted in /brit/ kinda regularly for a few months, but I haven't seen them in a while
>>56651566
>all those lonely finnish grills
>>56651756
Prove it then
>>56651565
>can't spell bollocks
>>56651828
Finland is autism the country
>>56651829
no i'm too lazy to find the statistic again
Ah yes not being the first country to have people on Antarctica put us years, even decades behind our continental and Scandinavian counterparts.
We became the laughing stock of the world.
Essentially, it immediately led to the downfall of the Empire.
>>56652024
>Essentially, it immediately led to the downfall of the Empire.
Not really but it was at least as bad as the recent 7-1
american who visit a Reaggaeton Nightclub. in Oslo kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNUHGV3h7X0&feature=youtu.be&t=392
>>56651857
What you gonna do about it lid?
Polish me knob?
Hahahaha fuckin bender
>>56644084
They died because they refused to succumb to savagery and EAT the very dogs that brought them there.
Norwegians are scum and no better than chinks
>>56652770
everytime I hear the word Reaggaeton I'm thinking Chile and Reaggaeton shithole. Damn all of you anons
>>56652970
hot dogs ttaste yummy anon
Scott was a dumbass, there's not much reason to defend him.
But he immortalised himself by failing, and is arguably more famous than Amundsen, so he achieved that at least.
>>56653052
>arguably
He is more famous, more people have heard of him. And his hut is probably the most famous landmark in Antarctica.
>>56652970
>"A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you."
>>56644084
>Norway's only claim to fame is beating the british at a snowrace
>Britain's only claim to fame is ruling 2/3rds of the civilized world
>>56653932
don't forget the cheese slicer Hamburger Joe
>>56653932
sounds like this guy wants a race
better bow down to those superior norwegians after they beat us to the south pole and colonised/modernised the whole word
>>56654286
>10 times the people
>10 times the land
>10 times the resources
>10 times the smugness
>can't even beat us in a snow race
best thread in weeks
>>56645975
So is that guy a German?
He's on a pushbike out bush somewhere wearing a full sleeve shirt and mardi-gras beads around his arm - he ain't a bogan.
>>56654412
snownigger
>be Norwegian
>contribute absolutely nothing to the world except a fucking cheese slicer
LMAO
