No vocaroo? What the fuck is wrong
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BJGWl9RIZ9
Bumping your thread lad.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MfO3IOK3uD
A Italian gril told me this today i can die hapily
>>56640247
>Piemonte """"""""""""""""""""girl""""""""""""""""""""
He probably took that vocaroo from somewhere else and re-recorded it
>>56640330
It was in a face thread and she posted a picture of her face.
And btw stop ruining my dreams.
>>56640411
Here's the post from the actual girl who made that vocaroo: >>56585486
You should install the regional flags, so you can see that they're not the same person. Sorry to ruin your dreams but I'm tired of that retard filling threads with shit, everyone must know
>>56640618
brb offing myself
Also thanks
>>56640247
At least she talks with you, kek
>>56640411
It was in a vocaroo thread.
>>56640935
Look:
>>56640618
I think I stop making threads, looks like I can't make one which isn't complete shit.
>>56641088
Okay I'll help.
Do this:
Walen. Elke dag loop ik naar huis, en wat zie ik? Walen. Elke dag ga ik naar de winkel, en wat zie ik? Walen. Elke dag ga ik naar mn werk, en wat krijg ik? Een kanker-Waal die de hele tijd in m'n oor schreeuwt. Godver de kanker. Sommige van jullie zijn oke, ga niet naar Waalonie morgen.
>>56641088
Non-weekend vocaroo threads are doomed as soon as they're created, it just doesn't work
>>56640618
is that regional flag thing real or is it going to kill my computer? Can you tell me which flag is next to mine?
>>56641266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JaE1cty5UB
Kek looks like I have no idea how to pronounce dutch.
>>56641088
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EjRCVnVHeH
>>56641295
You have a regional flag only if you have the extension installed. And no, it's just a simple script, it's not going to kill your computer
>>56641441
Haha, well, at least you got the G right.
Give me something Czechian.
>>56641510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MYTZ9IfvL6
>>56641709
Na Kubu, kde vládne socialistický režim, přiletěl americký prezident Barack Obama. Je první hlavou Spojených států, která na ostrov zavítá od roku 1928(pron. devatenáct set dvacet osm). Obama přistál na letišti José Martího před půl desátou středoevropského času.
>>56641773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GGJZSO0tbn
>>56641266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15ZvaEKpHcb
r8
>>56641949
Pretty good, no accent but some misprounounciations.
>>56641835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HVWxezR6oN
>>56642454
How can I mispronounce if I'm dutch :((
>>56642454
Not actually bad tb.h
"ch" is pronounced like "kh"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06rTifr1jNz
>>56642497
Gim some italian
>>56642497
Kek Iwas exaggerating, but I just tought the sentence speed and transition seemed foreign.
Also, als je niet Haarlems spreekt ben je een buitenlander
>>56641266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05lsHCpNLzP
Gave it a boyish try. ;)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sYApvEmtWE
i'm a little sick sorry
Some deutsch or íslenska? Preferably poem.
>>56642655
>Haarlems
Ik heb altijd hier gewoond, ik moet een buitenlander dus zijn
ik praat nooit nederlands zo...
>>56642624
Oh beato terreno
Del vago Eupili mio,
Ecco al fin nel tuo seno
M’accogli; e del natìo
Aere mi circondi;
E il petto avido inondi.
Già nel polmon capace
Urta sè stesso e scende
Quest’etere vivace,
Che gli egri spirti accende,
E le forze rintegra,
E l’animo rallegra.
English poem is good too.
>>56642843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HUwIsDPsTw
>>56643144
9/10 for a foreign
liked the fact that you respected the metric (and pronounce natìo properly)
>>56641835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TX0jrJ59Qd
>>56643323
Can you tell where I am from just because of the accent? Cause I can't.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02qvBN1SApV
![alone-lonely-poem-poetry-Favim.com-650365[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XBZZ4rl.png "alone-lonely-poem-poetry-Favim.com-650365[1].png")
>>56642875
make it as real as you can
>>56643544
I know fuck all about Czech dialects, so I wouldn't know ;).
Here, try the Slovak version :D
Na Kubu, kde vládne socialistický režim, priletel americký prezident Barack Obama. Je prvou hlavou Spojených štátov, ktorá na ostrov zavíta od roku 1928(pron. tisícdeväťstodvadsaťosem). Obama pristál na letisku José Martího pred pol desiatou stredoeurópskeho času.
>>56643561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1phy2RQhA6z
>>56643804
I like your accent. Very british
>>56643804
It always falls apart at the "th" sounds.
>>56643780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pr25KzWcPA
>>56643561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zo1sxIc6o4
I have pretty shitty micro
Something else pls
>>56643561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K28wdTl1gK
>>56643561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10cmBjgc3qK
>>56644236
you sound more like you're trying to act what the poem is trying to convey than actually feeling what it conveys
>>56644078
Much better than your average Pepík, nice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ureKPf4n2c
>>56643561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DKotytqlKF
Glorious spirit of Ukraine shines and lives forever.
Blessed by Fortune brotherhood will stand up together.
Like the dew before the sun enemies will fade,
We will further rule and prosper in our promised land.
Part of national anthem of Ukraine, translated to English
I hereby present to you the Russian Colonel Challenge.
Read the following text to be as authentic as possible. (reference video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAhD9b16_PU)
...poвнo пo cвoeмy вecy, блять. И cвepхy пyзыpь - вдpyг нe хвaтит, блять.
Пocлe тoгo, кaк дeтcкий мoзг yтoнeт в aлкoгoлe пoлнocтью, блять, oн нaйдёт caмyю гpязнyю, пacкyднyю блядищy вo вcём гopoдe, блять, пpивoлoчёт eё в oбщaгy к ceбe, блять, и, кpичa, чтo "этo мoя жeнa, иди нaхyй, cтapaя дypa", блять, бyдeт pвaтьcя, блять, к ceбe в кoмнaтy oбщaги, блять.
Или нopмaльный пpaпopщик, блять. Кoтopый eщё вчepa, блять, гoвнo cocaл чepeз тpяпкy, блять. Toжe кpичит, чтo oн oхyeнный пapeнь - дaжe я, блять, вoдкy пивoм нe зaпивaю, блять, пoтoмy чтo бyдeт бoлeть гoлoвa - нaхyй тoгдa пить, блять? Eбaнёт пивкa, a пoтoм пoдyмaeт, чтo мaлo, нaхyй, чтo-тo нe бepёт, блять, ёбнeт вoдки, и, зaкypив пaпиpocy, блять, пoпиздит иcкaть нa cвoю жoпy пpиключeний.
>>56644707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XC8hmVHWa8
>>56643561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Js9Ttt1Pwj
>>56644707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cVJJCRTEgZ :^)
Threads moving slow so I recorded everything that wasnt a vocaroo link or a foreign language from this thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zJ8dnRe3Nj
>>56644707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Af84heRJqe
>>56644707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05vpWkFFpFx
>>56645576
>bee tee dub
Do you people really say it like that?
>>56645698
Ha, no. That pronunciation was more for comedic effect.
>>56644729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F4SiZiUPLi
Didn't watch the video
>>56646475
Holy shit that was awesome. I'm now gonna listen to that before going to sleep.
Is the poker up?
>>56646475
Good, but you confused many stresses
>>56646475
BTW, you pronounce "блять" like a native Russian. Even your tone is correct when you say this word.
>>56644729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NNB6IFQoHn
>>56646901
Well done. Doesn't sound flawless, but still pretty fine. How long have you been learning Russian?
>>56646612
Kek, thanks
>>56646675
I do realize this, stresses are fucking pain in the ass for me in russian, because they tend to be different from how I naturally feel they should be
>>56646725
Thanks bro, actually I was out once with my half russian friend and two other russians and after some drinks I came to a conclusion that it would be great to sing some russian songs and they all said that my accent is really close to a native. Too bad that other than that, I don't really speak russian.
>>56646644
No lad it is not. Nice digits though.
>>56647129
Thank you!
It's my second language, with first being ukrainian. While i almost forgot ukrainian i still manage to talk in russian for some reason
>>56647575
>with first being ukrainian
Yeah, I've noticed the unusual г in "гoвнo".
>>56647575
Could you call me a faggot, please?
>>56647642
I'm amazed its still noticeable desu
>>56647822
I already did you faggot
>>56647822
is this your fetish or something? Being called a faggot by a girl is a bit of a paradox.
in one way you like to hear a girls voice, in the other you just want to be called a faggot.
this conundrum breaks my head, I have to lie down.
>>56648239
It helps me decide wether I jerk off to girls or to girls with benis.
>>56648194
Could you please call me "Big Dave Cameron the lad of Brittain"?
>>56648382
being gay okay,
being straight okay,
there is no halfway, there are two roads, if you walk in the middle of a two way split in the road you end up with your knees covered in grass and mud.
>>56648608
I know, I don't like being called a faggot, it was just for shits and giggles.
But wjat is gay about a man looking like a girl fucking a girl, I would say it is even more hetero than jerking to a man fucking a girl
>>56648974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4
just watch this, and be convinced
>>56649229
Heyyy! Sup?
>>56640247
i was there anon, can confirm
she sang FACE - Гoшa Pyбчинcкий too and made my cock eject from my body
>>56649397
Stay safe Dudu.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i02VP0pXjs
>>56651668
R-U-D-E
:(
Love you, man. So, you work? What do you do?
>>56651761
<3
I'm a welder for a shipyard that makes barges.
But what I really want to is write crazy intense action novels.
>>56651909
>I'm a welder for a shipyard that makes barges.
Holy shit, sounds cool as fuck, but it must be really hard and tiring. You're like 20, right? How did you land on this job?
>But what I really want to is write crazy intense action novels.
Ohh, that's cute! I'd read them :3
>>56652001
>Holy shit, sounds cool as fuck, but it must be really hard and tiring.
Yeah, it's cool, for the first few weeks. kek
Now it's just hard work, and physically and mentally tasking. I'm not sure how long I'm gonna keep doing this 2bh.
>You're like 20, right? How did you land on this job?
I'll be 22 in April. Summer 2014 I participated in a youth employment programme, and at the end of it they matched us up with places from a list of employers to choose from. I chose this welding place because I thought I might like to make a career out of it, and because my Grandfather was a welder in the 40s and 50s, so I thought it'd be cool to become a welder so that he'd be kind of proud of me sort of. He's 99 now, so it was actually nice.
But now it's 1 & 1/2 years later and I'm over it. kek
>>56652532
Time to become a NEET like me!
>>56652655
That's the dream, man.
Alright, I'm out.. Have a good night, Dudu.
>>56652958
Good night. Will you play poker later?
bump about to upload give me a few mins don't want the thread to die
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rLYYy9rKPk
>>56654465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s059XYOjsjvQ
>>56654633
USA USA USA USA
