ITT we attempt to make Polish words and Poles tell us if they mean anything
cziwz
źówczcz
zcęnowćdzies
cżscżscżczscżscżsczsdcżscżscżs
(some helpful Polish characters)
ąćęłńśóźż
kurwa
>>56620690
Cz - Anglo "Ch"
Sz - German "S"
Any questions you absolute retard?
>>56620758
you're mum
>>56620789
Why doesn't Polish use the Cyrillic alphabet? This is a complete mess
>>56620789
Ł - Anglo "W" as in "Watch".
>>56620690
Gdansk
Szczecin
>>56620822
>Why doesn't Polish use the Cyrillic alphabet?
Because we had our own language that was based on our own Runes and later on Latin.
We have nothing to do with eastern civilizations as we were always in Western and Latin one.
>This is a complete mess
Fuck off.
>>56620822
because Cyrillic is God's script and God hates Poland
we're lowly bugs so useless and worthless
>>56620822
Neither do Czechs or South Slavs except for Bulgarians and Macedonians. What's your point?
>>56620869
>because Cyrillic is God's script and God hates Poland
God is a faggot.
Do you know how Cyrillic was invented? Monk fucked himself in the ass with cross and spilled the atrament, tried to wipe it off and here you go. Southern and Eastern letters.
Szchetłem
kurwa pierdole
>>56620869
This żbsz
szuk
>>56620922
don't cry you poor worm we're worthless piece of shit victims of God's wrath
just roll in the dirt and cry that's what we do best
>>56620922
I thought Poles were faithful Catholics
>>56620690
What is the point of this thread?
To what, laugh at us? To make fun of us?
What does it give you? I get that we're the most hated nation along with Turks in here, but why the fuck d you make 5 threads about Poland daily? If we're so irrelevant.
Anglo language is even more stupid. Instead of pronouncing letters as they should be, you fucking break your tongue just to be special snowflakes.
>girlFriend
lol
>>56621033
>be pole
>be crusaded by Vatican and HRE, they burn your vilagges, kill your countrymen, rewrite your history and destroy your culture
>some time later
>be attacked by teutonic order that wants to genocide you despite being christian
>some time later
>be step away from annihilating Muscovy then be cucked by pope who got letter from Ivan the terrible saying that he will convert to Catholicism if he tells poles to back off
>King dies
>Another polish-muscovite war breaks out soon after catholic zealot is elected as the new king
>He's one step away from installing his son as Russian tsar as muscovites are tired of war and boyars want privileges and golden freedom like polish nobles
>At the last second he backs it off saying that his son wont convert to orthodoxy and chance to have strong ally is destroyed for centuries as poles were seen as invaders
>rulers excommunicated and cursed left and right by Vatican for hosting jews and other heretics
>defend Catholicism at Vienna, saving Europe from Islam
>some time later
>get partitioned due to political crisis, pope bribed by Austria doesn't helps
>some time later
>almost every uprising condemned by bribed pope
>some time later
>Vatican supports nazis
>2016 Poles still suck jewish jesus dick
We should have went with National Church or full Protestant.
>>56620942
xdd
>>56621034
Is it a real word? I swear I just made it up.
>>56621109
It is not.
chujopapież
Ja jestem francuz
Only thing I can say in pol
>>56621109
there are no real words in the polish language only sub-human cries and grunts we're worthless and I apologise for this one stupid polenigger's attacks on you
>>56621040
The point was to bait mad as fuck Poles
it worked really well thanks
>>56621145
:DDDDDDD
>>56621109
>>56621124
Dosłownie szchetłem xd
>>56621162
You forgot about this incident?
>>56621150
jczecrez grzgzor, zlit czeczenowdiz?
>>56621162
yes such low self-esteem completely justified every single bait eaten like the little bitches we are please just rangeban all polish posters we're shit we're not worthy of spending time along more important people
I beg you on my knees
>>56621217
>I beg you on my knees
So does your mother every time I visit her.
>>56621074
Our national church functions like the Catholic Church in that it holds immense political power and collects taxes
We should revert to Paganism 2bh
>>56620942
szchetłem z czanmowy xD
actually it means shit but sounds like some alternative polich chan speak really since we have
>smiechłem
funny
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>>56621245
don't try to speak poor worthless worm just join me roll in the dirt and cry for forgiveness of the better races
biedronka codzennie niskie ceny
>>56621145
>chujopapież
ebin xD
>>56620809
your*
>>56621279
co ty odpierdalasz gnije w huj xD
>>56621257
>We should revert to Paganism 2bh
Paganism was successfully killed in Poland. If you tell average Polack that Poland didn't start in 966AD, he will look at you like you're a retard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagan_reaction_in_Poland
>>56621270
I'm pretty sure this is accurate can any Pole confirm?
Why do we have to get so worked up over everything?
>>56621316
please don't use this strange animal tongue among better people go back to /polska/ you worm it's a christian board an American board you can only speak American the language of God
p*lish is good for naming your favourite pig not for discussing matters of vital important roll in the dirt poor worm
>>56621345
Because it's not banter. It's pure insults.
>>56621339
I confirm
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
>>56620690
blachara będzię slychałą, że kupiłem BMW
>>56621339
I confirm as well, good job lads
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>>56621371
It's Welsh you fucking retard
Wołoło
>>56621162
Sukinsyn chuj
I know these too.
Also, australia, relevant... Kek
Australia is a rapehole, shithole and every words with "hole" in it tbqhwy. A holed filles with dirty peasants and dumbfucks. Gladly australia exists.
So dumb french teenagers, the worst, go to australia messing everything up.
And they basically stay there.
Thank you australia. You glorious shithole.
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>>56621327
Except one unified religion made it easier to establish a state. You cannot establish a consistent country when your population is splintered into gorillion different methods of worshipping wooden dildoes. Sorbs tried to do just that and they got almost completely purged from existence.
>>56621386
that one was creepy
>>56621459
>worshipping wooden dildoes.
That's typical uneducated faggot for you. XD
Anyway, staying Cucktholic when Reformation kicked in was a fucking mistake.
>>56621488
roll in the dirt poor worm hated by God maybe He's forgive you your animal words
>>56621514
>roll in the dirt poor worm hated by God maybe He's forgive you your animal words
>>56621542
I apologise you foreigners for this poor animal his brain overheated he saw too many flags too many perfect worlds unlike p*land that pigsty we roll in the dirt forgive us
>>56621602
>I apologise you foreigners for this poor animal his brain overheated he saw too many flags too many perfect worlds unlike p*land that pigsty we roll in the dirt forgive us
>>56621488
Protestantism inevitably leads to atheism because the Bible immediately fails if you read it literally
The reformation was one of the best things to happen in Europe
>>56621602
t. proxy
Nie poddawaj się, idzi do vschodu.
10/10
>>56621450
Did you really go through the effort of finding a proxy just for that
>>56620824
So Władysław becomes Wwadyswaw?
HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
>>56621820
*Vwadyswav
Polish W - regular V
>>56621856
Oh, thanks. I forgot about this, but it still seems very awkward to say. Then again, I come from a country where "Cleugh" is pronounced like "Cloock."
>>56621640
How come Czechs are atheists?
Not even a Hussites ever followed the Book literally.
Also, how come protestants have such huge ego?
>>56620690
>cziwz
ok 8/10, tho would sound a bit foreign
>źówczcz
two same consonants in a row (czcz), absolutely discgusting 0/10
>zcęnowćdzies
ć and dzi are just two variants of the same sound (one is soft and the other hard) so they also shouldnt be in a row 2/10
>cżscżscżczscżscżsczsdcżscżscżs
not even trying/10
>>56621962
Communism
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>>56620789
jesteście rogacze
>>56621998
Czechs were godless long before commies desu
>>56620824
How is kiełbasa pronounced?
>>56621459
>one unified religion
>Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
>>56622420
>poland started at Commonwealth
>>56621962
>Not even a Hussites ever followed the Book literally.
Fucking seriously?
Their whole defiance was literally based on following only Bible.
Even the goddamn Pope himself said peasant women in Czechia know the Bible more than priests in Rome.
>>56622295
t. Aborygen. :-{D
>>56622538
Pope a shit.
Hussitism was literally one of the best Czech decisions.
>itt: polish worms cry for attention rolling in dirt
please stop humiliating us before the foreigners we're useless as it is
>>56622513
You were at your most relevant
>>56622762
Kingdom of Poland under Casimir was pretty relevant. We had a chance to reclaim Silesia and Pommeren.
Union with Lithuania dragged us into wars with Muscovy and later Sweden, which caused so much damage that we fell from top dogs to corrupted puppet state.
>>56622762
>You were at your most relevant
Oligarchic cleptocracies tend to do that, but their only fate is to collapse so I'd say our half-relevance is worth more than Commonwealth's continental relevance ever was.
>>56622818
Not to mention full Germanisation of Silesia and Pommerania. Fucking Czechshits bending over to Germans.
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>>56620869
Spot the Russian proxy
>>56621962
One of the big things about Hussites was a proto-sola scriptura
>>56622644
They didn't stay hussites because they got conquered by austria. They became atheists because they gave up their religion so readily in communism due to it not being there naturally.
>>56620690
żćiewacz
szładkownąc
dwakożkneszać
sczeszny
I like Poland
>>56621033
only bydlo
