you wake up in croatia...

ewww

And I instantly go to Serbia.

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>>56618517
>wake up in the poor shithole (non sexy) part of croatia lik pic rel

ayy, still better then living around dalmatia bydlo donkeys amrite tBiH

>>56618517
>wake up as tovar
end meself

Burn 2pac albums because 2pac doesn't make fast rap for Croatian people.

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>>56618517
and I instantly go to Serbia.

>>56618798
>amirite tBiH
jejejejejeej

>>56618517
find ur mum and fuck her :^)

>>56622531
Muh nigga

Go to Serbia
Or go to montenigger

>>56618548
sheep fucker

>>56618587
nigger

>>56622234
hercegovac

>>56622300
??? pay debts

>>56622531
and stay there you pedophile piece of shit

>>56622641
othodox croat

>>56625785
paki

And I instantly go to Serbia.

>>56618517
Go rent a boat. Croatia a best.

>>56618517
Swim to Italy.

>>56618517
Ask some Italian for directions to my region.

>>56618517
Head for the Adriatic sea and relax on the warm beaches and sunbathe like every single Hungarian who goes to Croatia

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>>56618517

explore

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block the roads with logs

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>>56618517
>You wake up

>>56618517
Wonder if the terra has finally been redenta.

Train with Cro Cop.

Inseminate OP's sister, then go to Serbia for my medal.

>>56628754
and die

>>56629420
hell yea

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I try to find the US embassy so I can go back home
unless the Croats welcome me there and want me to stay.