What will you name your first born son?
>implying I'll ever have children
>>56603655
What will you name the son Jamal and your wife made?
Mohammed.
Same goes for the second, third and fourth sons.
>>56603655
this
>>56603521
My wife's son already had a name so it's too late for me.
>>56603521
I used to joke "Giacomo" with my ex-, to get her annoyed. But most probably Júlio, Henrique, Ivan, Alexandre or Carlo[s].
I'm surer about my first daughter, though - Catarina.
>>56603521
Not fucking Adolf that's for sure.
A good Australian name like Barry or Bruce.
I like biblical names a lot even though I'm not christian.
I also like short names in general.
So probably something like Demian or Aron or Leo
Dante
Ronaldo de Assis Moreira
>>56604332
Santiago Matamoros, desu
Some nordic or Germanic name probably
>>56603655
this
i want humanity to become extinct
My wife's son is going to be born into this world in about 8 weeks from now
Still haven't settled on a name
WAT call him /int/
>>56605269
Cuckio
>>56603521
fiach
xXxdarksniperxXx
>>56603521
>>56603521
Probably my own name, Junior. For subsequent children, maybe some really obscure meme-tier Old Testament name, like Meshech, Melchizedek, Methuselah, or Maherhalalhashbaz.
Daniel or David, so he can fit in anywhere in western Europe.
Caio Julio Cezar
>>56605641
So Tyrone jnr then?
My wife's son's name is Tyrone, so she'll probably let me call the next one Bruce, my dad's middle name
>>56606858
Kek, no I'm from the white part.
While the Old Testament names I gave sound pretty cool and almost Lovecraftian, they are memes, and thus relegated to middle names. Similarly, Adolf has a nice ring to it but is permanently ruined outside of /pol/.
>>56605269
Cucklord
>>56608190
Thanks flipbro
Was also considering pokpok pankatot <surname>
What do you think?
Frank, George, or Vince
Tailayqueezhiay if a girl
>>56605269
I generally let my wife's bull decide on difficult stuff like that
