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cara
maisie
crayon pop
*sighs loudly*
kyary
Kyary
how do I get reddit flags
>>56594728
*breathes in your breath*
WHAT IS LOVE
JANNY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
put fedora on your router
>>56594752
/r/extraflags
korean shite in both threads
no escape
>>56594763
me on the left
>>56594784
how new
>>56594784
just accept it m8
/brit/ is what got me into kpop
>thread wars
bust a move
>>56594666
>>56594692
>>56594720
@56594731
>>56594732
yeah nah kill yourselves disgusting faggots
>>56594873
*does a dance*
voted for RRS Tiffany Aching in the boat poll because it sounds like t' fanny aching HAHA
>unironically being French
*busts a move*
>>56594864
>gif
fuck off
don't look at me like that you whore
@56594823
@56594898
fuck off yank
What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.
>>56594877
Came off a bit rude in this, sorry lads
>>56594919
>unironically being Pakistanese
How do I remove these bits lads
rate my wife
got period cramps lads. very painful.
>>56594955
i think theres a setting
staring into the void again
>>56594967
LONDON
>>56594955
hide stubs
>56594944
KEYM OWAFF A BET ROOD IN THIYUSS, SAWRI LEYADS
An estimated 1 million people worldwide take their lives by suicide every year. It is estimated that global annual suicide fatalities could rise to 1.5 million by 2020. Worldwide, suicide ranks among the three leading causes of death among those aged 15–44 years.
The countries of the former Soviet Bloc have the highest suicide rate in the world. Rate of suicide in South Korea is the highest among any other East Asian countries. The region with the lowest suicide rate is Latin America.
China is the only country in the world where the rate of suicide by women matches that of men, with statistics even showing a slightly higher number of female cases
is the fedora gimmick dead now lads
>>56594965
you got any without the black bars covering up the good bits?
>>56595020
don't use 4chan x
>>56595009
doesn't work
>is the fedora gimmick dead now lads
>56594999
LAWNDEYAN
>>56595047
>don't use 4chan x
y
>>56594929
what is this game about and can i wank to it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVl2BBuF_yU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPxcFm_S1qc
literally the same
>>56594955
epic
filtering me because some fucking impostor is being an asshole
>>56595013
>there are cute chinese women killing themselves right now
shit
>>56595066
dunno just always used the built-in
WE WON THE GRAND SLAM LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhbJgEL5jQ
I'm a fucking white male lads
>>56594864
This gif makes me sad
get that hothead outta there
HAAAAALEEEEEEEELAROOOOOOOOO
will self-driving cars just start going wherever the fuck they want and not where we want them to?
>ok KITT, bring me to tesco
>fuck you anon, I'm going to (some random place 100+ miles away)
>okay.jpg
>>56595099
then take off the name you needy cunt
>>56595105
>chinks
>cute
fuck off hans
>>56595120
>''we''
>>56595077
my one is better
>>56595099
I really should get a tripcode now that I think of it
Gonna watch Slap Arse 2 on Channel 4, lads.
>>56595143
how will people know that i am not a yank then
>>56594864
>wigan won the FA Cup
mental
>56595049
IYUZ THU FEDOWRUH GIMMECK DEYUD NAW LEYADZ
>>56595099
EAHPUCK
FILTUHRIN MEY BEECAWZ AWV SOEM FUCKEYN IMPAWSTURR IS BEYUN AN AYUSSHAWLE
>>56595157
Please do
>>56595184
>>56595166
>>56595157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>56595166
no one replies to your posts so who cares?
>>56595188
nonce
>>56595157
Yes, please do
Much easier to filter you
>>56595127
apparently he was shouting like that because he didn't like his daughter being exposed to whatever was going on but that gif makes him look like he's the cunt
>56595157
AH RULLY SHUD GIT A TRUPCODE NAW THAT AH THINK OF ET
>56595166
HAW WILL YA'LL KNOW AH AINT A YAYUNK
who /autism24/ here
>>56595210
you just did kek
>>56595157
Please god just do it so I can filter you. Fucking cretin.
>>56595166
its true the amount of prejudice in /brit/ is ridiculous. i travel alot and whenever i post from a foreign flag it's usually met with abuse.
>56595280
YA JUYUST DIYAD KEYUK
>>56595263
excellent post
YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>56595299
fuck off twat
>>56595273
>3D flightradar
nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Nice grand slam, wankerz
Haha
>>56595319
was fixing the key and then I thought, why not just post it.
>>56595299
ignore that lad i refuse to use a trip because of some weeb yank spic
>>56595152
for wanking to?
hahahahaha yeh
>>56595364
Last chance to not be shit before you get filtred
>>56595299
We actually hate JFs in our own country more than we hate JFs in their own. Pakis posting under a brit flag are the real arse clenchers.
>>56595273
holy shit this is fantastic
thank you my pasty neighbor
listening to some dad rock
bullies in
how do you make a trip?
katie hopkins had brain surgery
>>56594919
OBSESSED
>>56595394
'no'
>>56595380
Fuck off pansy silly cunt
>>56595402
smash dat hashtag
>>56595409
did she get a new brain
holding in a fart lads
i miss you
like the deserts miss the rain
honestly don't see what the problem is with deporting illegal immigrants
>>56595402
stick your foot in front of them
>>56595394
*bullied you"
>56595415
NAW
>>56595273
time to waste more of my life
>>56595409
quite weird that they didn't shaved it all off
>>56595459
How can someone be illegal when everyone has the right to live where they want to?
>>56595459
there isn't one
it's like saying people who steal shouldn't be punished
>>56595459
no one else to do cheap labor in most cases
>>56595459
its quite difficult
>>56595321
WOAH THAT'S ONE FUNNNY MEME
>>56595459
Bleeding heart lefties. I don't understand it myself.
i love willies desu lads
literally takes 5 generations to breed out visible signs of coalburning
>>56595510
FUGGEN NAZI!!
>>56595459
There isn't one, even labour has that policy
It's just controversial in yankland because of muh nation of immigrants
>56595498
NAW WAN EYULS TA DO THUH CHEYUP LEYBUH IN MAWST KEYSUS
how about the millions of unemployed you yank piece of shit
Oi, (You). Yes, (You). I've got (You)'re number mate, I'm on to (You). I know exactly what (You)'re up to. (You) will get what's coming to (You).
>>56595530
Thanks for your flag mate.
Why is addiction to opiates (or any drug for that matter) considered an illness? Does it not come attached with an implied lack of responsibility on the part of the person taking the drugs (in the sense that "its not my fault - i have an illness")?
If opiate addiction is an illness, then every single person on the planet has this illness because anyone who takes opiates for any length of time is going to become addicted. Addiction is not an illness its the result of regular drug taking. Before addiction sets in, the user makes a decision to continue their activities. The only difference between an addict and a non-addict is that the addict decided to start taking drugs. Where is the illness in all of this? Where is the medical condition that separates the addict from a non addict?
imposter seems to be angry
>>56595530
Not usually a wangman but I will sometimes go for a proud one
>>56595531
why would you want to breed that out
>>56595594
Addiction is a disease. It's not the addict's fault, it's caused by their genetic susceptibility to getting addicted
>>56595498
then pay an honest native a fair wage for a fair day's work tbqh lad
>>56595587
alright lad
>>56595570
ill fight (You) and (You)r father (You) fucking cunt (You)
>56595604
IMPAWSTUR SEYUMS TA BEY EYANGREY
>>56595606
NAWT YOOZHULY A WAYUNGMAN BUT AH WIYULL SOMTAHMS GOW FOWUR A PRAHD WAN
>implying free will exists
How can /brit/ be real if we're all dead?
>>56595665
why pay someone a fair wage when you can pay an illegal spic half?
>>56595594
Not everyone who takes drugs gets addicted to them, though.
tbqh
>56595727
WAH PAYUH SOMEWAN A FAYUH WEYJ WEYUN YA KEYUN PAY AYN ILLUYGUHL SPIYUC HEYAFF
>the impostors are getting more (you)s than the real namefaggot
Dirty fenian bastards
>>56595788
Either stop that or put your trip back on
Bored of being alone desu, I want to try something new.
>>56595801
fuck off
Miss Kim Taeyeon
>56595797
THU IMPAWSTURS IZ GEYTUHN MO' (Y'ALL)S THEYUN THUH REYUL NEYUMFEAGGIT
>>56595811
never had a trip
just showing what all these yanks really are saying.
>>56595852
>>56595852
>>56595852
Micked containment thread
>>56595872
aryan goddes
>>56595872
ah yes, very nice
>>56595898
headed over there now
find it really intriguing how a website consisting of autistic shut in nonces became so right wing
dont get me wrong im rorke incarnate i just find it interesting
>>56595958
we are all normies here m8
girls on tinder back at home are absolutely horrific haha
never had a trip
just showing what all these yanks really are saying.
On a train.
>56595927
AW YUHS VEYRUH NAHS
HEYUDID OVAH THEY NAW
>>56595958
i dont know why it happenes but i dont really care
willy bum bum willy willy bum bum
willy bum bum bum (bum bum bum)
>>56595883
Christ kid.
>>56595958
Militant atheism -> fuck Muslims -> /pol/ today
>>56595958
It's not entirely true
/pol/ is just loud, annoying and somehow fucking everywhere
i dont know why it happenes but i dont really care
>>56596015
NEYVUH HEYAD A TRIYUP
JUST SHAWIN WHAWT THEYZE YEHNKS REYLLUY IZ SAYIN
>>56596027
CHRAHST KIYUD
oh thats, funky, thats funky
going to grow my hair and beard out for 6 months lads
good or bad idea?
got a big willyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
morning gays, doing my breakfast strifry (this was a pun on 'fry-up')
@56596076
cheers for the (you)
and you just imitated yourself plastic paddy
>>56595459
Where to though? If you cannot confirm their origin, it's bloody difficult
not a good thread so far to be quite honest with you, bretheren.
>>56596121
good dance though
>>56596132
come on lad its CURRENT TIME
>/pol/ Yanks posting about "MAGA"
Why do all these rorkes care about magaluf? Perplexed
>>56596156
I hear madagascar is pretty nice this time of year
doing my best
>>56596076
Angst is tasty.
>ywn be a Mi-28N pilot over Latakia
Any wogs on here?
Yeah didn't fucking think so.
bust it bust it
yeah, thats funky
thats funkyyyy
>>56596208
Why would Madagascar take them?
Grimsby Arcade isn't what it used to be going to be honest lads
Went during the heydays in the 90s and the place was buzzing you had to wait at least 3 hours to use the slot machines
doing a poo
>>56596223
I hope they died in a house fire.
>>56596253
They have a labour shortage
>>56596300
rude
>>56596101
good
havent cut my hair since november 2014. might grow my facial hair out too
>>56596127
doesnt matter if i said it first, thats how its said in a yanks brain
>56596060
AH DUN NAW WAH IYUT HAYPUN BUT AH REYULLY DUN CARE
>56596153
CHEYUZ FO THE (YA'LL)
AND YA JUWST IMPOYSONOYTED YASEYULF PLEASTIC PEADYY
>>56596132
did you actually just wake up?
having a cheeky sit down ;)
Need a bit of fanny ngl
fuck niggers
just fyi your fake irish shitposter tried to flee to /cum/ and got the boot immediately
>>56596427
MAGA
wh40k film was a bit shit lads
>>56596427
wew lad
link the posts
I feel completely recharged!
>>56596496
waste not want not
>>56596496
thought that said corpse, not crisps
getting a little sleepy
>>56596353
nearly
got up an hour ago
>>56596503
I have that effect
ugh, being female should be illegal
>>56596467
There's a 40k film?
>>56596427
i posted like twice or thrice to see if it was a good general
it bored me to death however so i left
ive also gone on /balt/+/ausnz/ (good general but a bit slow) /balk/ (my first general) /deutsch/ (surprisingly similar to /brit/) /rus/ and the polish general (dont speak either language however). also /lat/ (ajajaja)
im a general connoseur
>>56596496
shes probably taken at least a dozen black dicks in her mouth those crisps are nothing in comparison
>Birmingham, England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lmzJ21tun0
>Leicester, England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0KHLqBnCYY
>Copenhagen, Denmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NShBMv84hF4
>Stockholm, Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGVbb5h-nO0
Hamburg, Germany
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjb8xVTF3eM
>London, UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6mGng9NTKU
>Leicester, UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0D4Ep_YsA
>Glascow, Scotland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKVeknXXW5U
>Westminster, London
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PicolpM830U
>Australia, Sydney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs7yzkK6bjU
>Utrecht, Netherlands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLHlO0crR7Y
>>56596555
ugly
>wh40k film was a bit shit lads
>>56596574
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1679332/
I couldn't find a safe looking torrent, watched it on putlocker
@56596580
and how does it feel that literally nobody wants you in their general
>>56596603
LEICESTER MENTIONED TWICE
OTHER CITIES BTFO
>>56596604
U
G
L
Y
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI
YOU UGLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqn7vXeVCLE
>>56596667
erm lad
not mentioned
>>56596619
Always with the smurfs.
>>56596580
You're such a newfag fuck off
>>56596686
omo
>>56596638
what film
>>56596686
>jap with arse
wew
>>56596603
Beautiful and vibrant
>>56596686
me coming in from the left
>>56596603
>no wales
lovely
>>56596733
The lobster
You'll need to be careful with what version you watch because that scene was censored in the UK
>>56596603
>no edinburgh
the GOAT
>56596639
/balk/,/balt/+/ausnz/, /cum/,/lat/,/rus/ and the polish general are all friendly enough. /éire/ is split down the middle thanks to most posters having to post here since its dead these days but mostly ok. only /deutsch/ and /brit/ dislike me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3rg-rh6MPo
listening to this on repeat baka
>>56596619
the new one coming out looks alot better
>>56596802
Too true
>>56596802
looks like shite
what is all that yucky green stuff all over the stone
>>56596619
>Trivia: There are no women depicted in the film, not even a feminine computer voice
Just like Games Workshop
>only generals where he does not post frequently enough for them to hate him
kek
>>56596876
i posted in /balk/ for quite a while and am still well received there. only reason /brit/ and /deutsch/ dislike me is because they both hate yanks and i am a yank to them
>>56595958
because more people are right wing than you think, people say what they really think in an anonymous setting and aren't trying to uphold a public image. most sane people do not want to live amongst muslims and blacks.
Reminder that if you don't live in Edinburgh you live in ARABIA.
>>56596824
>Banging electro house
>Hundreds of K-slags
Approaching nirvana
>>56596876
and i barely post in /deutsch/.
>>56596603
>Northern Ireland not on the list
:^)
b-b-but s-shithole!
ooooh he's here again
the man with the child in his eyes
>guinness from a can
Wahey here,
Been busy with work lately, how are you laddys holding u?
>>56597010
it sounds nothing like nirvana lol
lads have you ever noticed how the black box always survives the plane crash
why don't they just make the plane out of the shit they make the black boxes out of?
this is a business idea btw
>>56596824
SAME HEIGHT SAME WEIGHT SAME TITS SAME LEGS SAME COLOUR SAME CLOTHES SAME FACE ALL SAME ALL LOOK SAME
>>56597068
epic
>>56597068
not the correct format for business ideas
i'm out
>>56596356
need to fuck alexis
>>56596979
edinburgh is a shithole. seen worse junkies there than in glasgow
>>56597077
all want me to pick them up
>>56597130
no you haven't
>>56597130
http://www.uswitch.com/media-centre/2015/10/edinburgh-best-place-to-live-in-uk-according-to-quality-of-life-index/
fuck off you fenian cunt
>>56596824
HEY BABY
SHOW
ME
YOUR
PARADISE
>>56597042
That weird ball
fuck everyone in this thread
really REALLY hate james corden
he thinks that saying everything in a high pitched voice and shouting it makes it funny
>>56597068
Because the plane would be far too heavy to take off and it would be far too expensive to build and operate it
>/brit/ this slow
>49 unique posters
>saturday night
its so shite these days I'm not even surprised
>>56597010
And you ain't going to nirvana or far-vana
You're coming right back here to live out your karma
>>56597218
its normie humour
>>56596824
me and the lads at 1:22 down the club
>>56597042
acquired taste
get some of the west indies porter lad
>fuck everyone in this thread
>>56597179
but enough about my sex life
>>56597068
this seat cushion went through the WTC
make planes out of cushions
>>56597160
>propel Edinburgh up the charts to become the best place to live – taking over from Solihull
>2 Solihull, West Midlands
This is where I live, not Birmingham
soobnc
>>56597223
what if you could make a plane that existed outside of the laws of gravity
>>56596979
Edinburgh is the grimmest city on earth, it's all hills and steps and, at the bottom of the steps and hills, poverty. I can take great pride in my prejudice. The city is a centre radiating universal dullness. Rows and rows of houses the colour of atomic ash, so picturesque at a distance, so austere when near. The transition between Edinburgh and a graveyard would be unnoticeable.
Of course the city thinks it stinks of genius. In reality it is hops. It is cultural only in that nothing happens. For eleven months of the year it produces nothing but vomit. And then in August there is a welter of frivolity - the Edinburgh Festival. Suddenly entertainment starts at half-past eleven in the morning and parks itself on every street corner - a bit like the vomit. That they choose drama is understandable. The stage gets stuck with anything too boring to be shown on television. But why go to the theatre in Edinburgh? Theatre is just shouting in the evening. And the entire city does that anyway.
I have walked the streets of the world dressed like a prick. But from Trench Town to the Bronx there is nowhere more frightening than Lothian Road, Edinburgh on a Saturday night
>>56597229
Hopefully all the Redditflag fags have perished
>all the people on Duolingo German aren't white
Krauts btfo haha
Why is "out of africa" theory still widely believed as true when there's evidence of proto-humans in places like China?
bit hungry, but don't really want to go out.
wish i had the ingredients to bake a cake. made a mud pie last month and ate almost half of it like the fat fuck i am.
>>56597350
fuck off racist ?
>>56597229
it feels more personal when there are less people posting you can get some real in depth debates going
>>56597350
scientists know more than you anon
@56597343
this is probably some autist reddit flagger
>>56597350
bcos we are all imigrants o_0
>>56597340
>Lothian Road, Edinburgh on a Saturday night
I'm literally about 40 yards from there right now haha
>>56597361
Get a dominos
>>56597340
t. a drug addled that died a nymphomaniac that died at the age of 47 from a smack overdose
balanced assessment indeed
>>56597426
see you at nandos in 5 mins
>>56597435
had one hours ago, it was shit.
thinking more something sweet
>Longest lives: women in Buckinghamshire live the longest
wew
@56596956
whatever makes you feel better about yourself
need a girl to arrest the trajectory of my semen using her face
>>56597277
first time my gimmick has ever been hatted. its usually just benders saying yes please ;) or something bent like that
congrats lad.
>>56597350
human life as we know it started in dunstable
>>56597461
ok, I'll be there in 3
I'm an athiest
debate me
>>56597489
we'll go to the filmhouse after ok
>Multiple sites in Europe have also shown evidence of use of fire by later versions of H. erectus. The oldest has been found in England at the site of Beeches Pit, Suffolk; Uranium series dating and thermoluminescence dating place the use of fire at 415,000 BP
If "out of africa" theory is correct and all homo sapiens originated in africa and spread out from there, why were proto-humans living in England before then?
>>56597480
shit gimmick fuck off
>>56597543
sounds like a plan
>>56597538
if we evolved from blacks why are there still blacks
business idea: food in pill format for fast paced lives
the pill would give you all the nutrients you need and the plus is you wouldn't have to shit out all the bad stuff at the end of it
made diner
PING ME PING ME PING ME PING ME OH WON'T YOU PING ME UP
>>56597549
>being racist
>>56597549
>BP
?
>>56597549
proto-humans lived all over the place, even alongside modern humans for a period of time
>>56597577
vitamins are a jewish scam and don't work
>>56597549
because they did so too and were wiped out/partially subsumed by the superior homo sapiens sapiens
> Northern Ireland has the highest rates of reported crime, with Belfast the most crime-ridden region in the UK, followed by the East of Northern Ireland region
>>56597566
Because we didn't evolve from blacks. We can procreate between races, which means we are all the same species.
>>56597606
can't wait for a new race of super humans to evolve and kill us all
>>56597350
source?
>>56594666
This 2bh
>>56597340
Good bit of prose lad. I'm impressed.
>>56597577
Fat is the highest density macronutrient at 9 calories a gram so the pill is gonna have to weight at least something like 250 grams
>>56597350
Because those proto-humans also left africa for everywhere else...?
>>56597577
https://www.soylent.com/
>>56597685
>my thread finally getting used
wew
>>56597620
There literally hasn't been a single large-scale scam engineered by the jewish community. This meme needs to die.
>>56597795
t. schlomo shekelberg
>>56597158
i did actually. just on thursday. i even wrote a post about it
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/56494525/#q56498304
>>56597795
Fuck off, Rothschild
>>56597795
>what is clipping
>>56594965
rated her a few times already
>>56595409
who is katie hopkins?
>>56596223
total fuckin fags
>>56596245
coon flown
>>56596603
i go to college right next door to the glasgae mosque. tbqh they do a large healthy lunch for a few quid but most students won't go there because they're -ist even though they pretend to like everything and everyone. Secretly they are as uncomfortable with fags, rags, black and sand as most sun readers. They just get more facebook friends by carrying on a pretense.
New thread
>>56600044
>>56600044
>>56600044
