Dear /int/, id like to hear of your image of slovenes and their sterotypes
/int/ either thinks that we're a non-nation without any defining national or ethnic features that first came into existence in 1991, or that we're Balkan and speak Serbo-Croatian.
Everyone just ignores everything we say about our own country anyway.
Wanna be Austrians, seriously are you even an own ethnicity?
>>56593828
It's funny that you say that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_contemporary_ethnic_groups
find austrians
>>56593828
But Hans, Austrians are gemanised slavs
>>56593465
I have a hard time remembering which one is Slovakia and which one is Slovenia. the weirdest thing is that I mistake both for Slavonia.
>>56594093
wanna hear a interesting origin of the "Slo" in easten europe?
>>56594249
SLOVENETI ! ZIEG HEIL! OS TI JAREJ! SLOVENIA MAGNA SUPERIOR!
They're Gothic, like Croats
>>56594312
niti ne,
back when there was the first contact between german tribes and early slavs they could not understand eachother,
so they called the germans "nemci" wich means mutes, and themselves "sloveni" from the word Slovo wich means word, and the term stuck
today, we still call germany "Nemčija", mute land
>russian flag
>look closer
>is actually solvene
i was tricked
>>56593738
Well the former is right Slovenia is a communist invention to keep Croats down
>WE WUZ AUSTRIANS
>Laibach
Not much, I'm afraid.
>>56594558
>uk flag
>look closer
>is actually australian
>look closer
>is actually kiwian
i was tricked
>>56594249
Tell me, I'm intrigued
>>56594534
cool beans, do you have a really interesting fact about Slovenia to help me remember it?
All I know is its geographical location.
http://www.reporter.si/slovenija/prebujanje-z-islamsko-molitvijo-po-zvo%C4%8Dniku-tudi-v-velenju/59803
One of my alter egos is that my grandparents moved to the US and were from Slovenia. They taught my mom Slovenian and she taught me it too but I rarely speak it and I don't speak it very well but can still pass for fluent.
>>56594737
ehhh to u lajfu naujo dobil, u lublani so zgradil pr gospodarcu k en stolp k so gor predvajal na tvju reklame in zgleda zelo smešn zto k so ga mogl spustit dol do polovice k je svetu ljudem u stanovanja
>>56594738
>I don't speak it very well but can still pass for fluent
how does that work?
>>56594678
look in the middle of europe, right to italy you will find a chicken
that's slovenia
>>56594678
I used to differentiate them by this way. SloVENIA, like vein, is not landlocked.
SloVAKIA, like vaca. needs to stand on ground or it drowns, so it's landlocked
Pretty stupid but that's all I have
>>56594678
Slovenians are the greatest artists of hay-making in the world. Our hayracks are legendary.
>>56593465
i've heard that slovenes are sneaky jews who are tight with money, but then again i think this is just other much worse ex-yugo countries being butthurt
We have many stereotypes about Croats and Serbs and strangely we don't have any about you guys.
Maybe because your culture is too similar to ours and you aren't as crazy and warhungry as your neighbors.
Literally just zizek
>>56594925
that's because you have a lot of their immigrants and you killed all of us in austria
>>56594851
Like it's low middle school level fluent that's heavily Americanized and often forget or just don't know some words that I should know
>>56593465
>tfw ethnic Slovene in the USA
Feels goood
>>56594921
even an average joe is rich among beggars,
ex-yu are just mad we triggered the balkan wars and
ended ours before it became too hot
They're too irrelevant for me to have formed an opinion.
>>56595037
Calm down Novak
No idea, because it's the most irrelevant country in Europe except for the micro-states.
>Tall pale Austro-Italians who speak Croatian
>Communism worked
>mountains
>pure ideology
>>56594984
Yeah there was that nasty business in 1919 that totally wasn't started from your side...
Did you know Slovenia is doing a ton of tourism advertisements in Austria? But why? I mean Slovenia looks like Austria with 50 meters of coastline. Don't think that's too successful kek
>>56594925
That's strange, we have plenty of stereotypes about Bosnians and Serbs, but none about Croats. What's a popular stereotype about Croats?
>>56594921
Slovenes think that about Slovenes too, but only about a certain group of Slovenes called Gorenjci . They are misers and thought to take special delight in Schadenfreude, even in a country known for it. There are actually several regional groups of Slovenes that stereotype and make fun of each other.
>>56593465
The masterrace of Europe
>>56595078
>>56595172
It hurts since it's true, but atleast we are not important enough to be targeted
>>56595194
Red sunday, every post-war is a mess
>>56595217
Kamen na kamen
palača
Cent na cent
plača
>>56595173
>Austro-Italians who speak Croatian
>Croatian
Kva pa je to? A je to kej za pojest?
>>56595217
Stingy as fuck, proud but also friendly. I think this is because here most croats try to be as non-serbian as possible because many people have negative opinions about serbs (but good about croats).
>>56595361
Zej se tko al tko slovenščina zlo spremina, narečja pa angleški izrazi
a jebiga, sej se vsak jezik spreminja, vsaj kaže da gre cajt naprej
>>56595217
>>56594925
>we have a lot of stereotypes for Croats
Please don't let it turn like those "feral Yugoslav diaspora" meme where every surname is either straight out of Shumadia or Muslim
>>56595194
I was talking about ww2 and not about your protest in Maribor, are they advertising caves and shit, you get drunk and then roleplay lotr and then home
>>56593465
Slovenia is basically unknown in the USA. The only thing I know about it is that Slavoj Zizek might be from there.
Slovenia=Slovakia right?
>>56593465
Some very comfy and good Slavic country with wrong alphabet.
>>56595556
Literally no one thinks about Croats that way except Slovenian /int/ shitposters. Also pic related, a Croat character from an American adult cartoon. Croacia es blanca!
>>56595636
>implying anyone gave a fuck about our opinion back then
Nah, they are actually advertising "come see the mountains" and shit like that. I mean what are they smoking to advertise mountains in Austria?
>>56595750
well memed, johnny
>>56595875
mountians look different from the other side you silly billy
>>56595875
they should go with caves they're similar to basements so they should be soothing for austrians, mountains are a meme, you can literally see them from our coast, so you'd be better off going there, gambling all your money and finishing the day by hopping over to italy and bang a highway road hooker.
>>implying anyone gave a fuck about our opinion back then
what did you mean by this?
>>56595715
maybe that slant eyed whore called melania will kinda change that if donald get's elected
>>56596195
chill, lets keep this civil
They're Balkan even though they're not actually Balkan.
need a slovenian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY9NXYAGO3I
>>56596291
that was some pretty chill bantz
>>56595830
Why are Slovenes shitposters? Do they not believe a person sits on the other side of the screen? That the same person has no feelings?
Every time a Slovene shitposts about my country, I go to Google images, cherrypick a few of them of Split and soothe myself until I feel alright again
>>56596557
Drown the anger in alcohol and calorie dense foods
>>56593465
>Literally the only thing I know about Slovenia
New Yugo when
How come there are so many slovenes on int and almost no slovaks?
>>56596663
Only hillbilly women have the name "Melania/Melanija" here. I know four of them, all from some buttfuck nowhere "Vlajo-ming" tier - Imotski, Knin and such
>>56596607
Atleast we are not turks
>>56596721
wololo
>>56596521
>barbara4u2c(um in)
>>56596622
recovering since yesterday
>>56596727
it's just bantz, spot the bantz at the minute mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLLAQnlC6GU#t=46
>>56596727
she's from a small town pic related
>>56596758
>Atleast we are not turks
It's called "Mediterranean complexion"
>>56596905
no, literally not turks
it's not a fun time when you are against a turk armed with anonymity, a keyboard and time
>>56597025
Judging by the time, anonymity and keyboards, I think we're on the same footing. Only I have an advantage since Allah is on my side, čučuk raja
battle of sisak best day of my life
>>56596896
>barbara4u2c(um in)
y-yes please
>>56595080
>Novak
I'm an Istrian
>>56596521
>>56597145
I need a Slovenian GF, immediately
>>56597115
i dont have time tho, i gotta wank to some really fucked up porn and then go to sleep
>>56597124
you can say that agian
>>56596896
reminds me of my country, but with cleaner rivers
>>56597227
slovenian istria?
>>56597299
damn straight i can
BATTLE OF SISAK BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>56593465
I have a question.
Do you understand serbs and croats or even bosnian when they talk?
>>56597124
This. Watch as the turks drown as they have never seen water deeper than ankle level.
>>56597276
Easy just get up at 6 am every day, stop drinking and be a billionaire.
>>56597349
Trst je naš
>>56597227
Špacapan, pls.
>>56597388
imagine if you where american and you would be screamed at by a very exited native scotsman
its kinda like that
>>56597420
100 years of losing territory came to an end there
will we ever unite? it would be the most glorious country in the entirety of europe
What drugs do people do in slovenia?
>>56597516
Ok but are you able to have a serious conversation with one of them, also, what do you think about ex-yugoslavia.
Czeckoslovakian rapebabies
mix of german and albanian blood
cool goys that dont afraid of anything
>>56597612
I thought it was after the siege of vienna
>>56597690
Weed
>>56597721
yugo was nice, but it had to end, after tito died corruption started to crawl
Бyьйcaннa бopз eхкaш дyьнeнчy дeвллa тхo,
Ӏyьйpaннa лoм yгӀyш тхaн цӀepaш тeхкинa.
Лaилaхa иллAллaх.
Aьpзoнийн бaннaшкaхь нaнoшa дaкхийнa,
Tapхaш тӀeхь дoй хьийзo дaйшa Ӏaмийнa.
Лaилaхa иллAллaх.
Хaлкъaнa, мaхкaнa нaнoшa кхoьллинa,
Цaьpшиннa эшнaчoхь, мaйpa дӀaхӀиттинa.
Лaилaхa иллAллaх.
Лaмaнaн лeчapчий мapшoнeхь кхиийнa,
Хaлoнeх, бoхaмeх кyppa чeкхдийлинa.
Лaилaхa иллAллaх.
Moкхaзa лaмaнaш дaш хиллa лaлapaх,
Дaхapeхь, къийcaмeхь яхь oхa дӀaлyp яц!
Лaилaхa иллAллaх.
Бoc Ӏaьpжa вa лaттa мoлхaнaх лeлхapaх,
Tхeшaн cий дoьхкинa, тхo лaьттa дoьpзyp дaц.
Лaилaхa иллAллaх.
Tхo цкъa a цхьaннeннa къapдeллa coвцyp дaц,
Ӏoжaллa, я мapшo - шиннeх цхьaъ йoккхyp ю?
Лaилaхa иллAллaх.
Йижapaшa тхaн чeвнaш эшapшцa epзaйo,
Хьoмcapчy бӀaьpгaшa хьyьнapшнa гӀиттaдo.
Лaилaхa иллAллaх.
Maцaллo хьoвзaдaхь, opaмaш дyyp дy,
Хьoгaллo тхaш бӀapздaхь, бeцaн тхин мийpa дy!
Лaилaхa иллAллaх.
Бyьйcaннa бopз eхкaш дyьнeнчy дeвллa дy,
Хaлкъaнa, мaхкaнa, Дaллa a мyьтӀaхь дy.
Лaилaхa иллAллaх.
>>56597388
depends on more things if you're older you learned sbc in school, a lot of words are the same and some similar but they pretty much don't understand slovene if you were to talk to them and vice versa we understand a lot more because there's a lot of their diaspora here, when i was in croatia this summer my friend's grandma said that they don't understand what we are talking about
>>56597690
I'll list what I've had
alcohol, cocaine, ecstasy, 3mmc, shrooms and 2 psychedelics that i forgot their names
>>56597792
it was at the battle of sisak that the ottoman expansion into croat lands was stopped
victory probably wouldn't be achieved without the slovenian reinforcements
Not much aside that they seemed to be the only group who got out of the wild ride of Yugoslavia without being genocided or doing any genociding
>>56598129
>not knowing about your neighbors
ISHYGDDT
>>56598273
ssh, the world must never learn of the AustraSlovenian Alliance
>>56598365
You cheating whore
>>56597997
>Hasan Pasha attacked with his main force but was repelled by the heavy fire of the defending army. The Turks then retreated to the bridge they had just crossed, but Auersperg sent the arquebusars to capture the bridge. The Ottomans were then forced to swim to the other side of the river. About 8,000 Ottomans died during the retreat, including Hasan Pasha, who drowned in the river. The remaining Ottomans (who were guarding the camp) set their gunpowder on fire and fled. Thus, Auersperg won the Battle of Sisak and saved central Europe from imminent Ottoman invasion, whereupon Pope Clement VIII sent the Protestant—who was nicknamed the "Carniolan Achilles" or even the "Christian Achill(es)" and called "the Terror of the Turks"—a handwritten letter of congratulation.
You can't make this shit up, the turks could've been stopped by just destroying every bridge in europe
>>56598365
makes sense
>>56598466
One day my friend we will make the Balkans great again together. This is just the first step
>>56598553
kek
>>56598466
>Auersperg
asperger tier surname
> the turks could've been stopped by just destroying every bridge in europe
well they did stop expanding after that battle so i guess we learnt something there
>>56598652
It has to sound better to Austrians, we stole their castles after WW2
>>56593465
in my country they're viewed as great, handsome people. Generally good opinions on them, I can't think of bad things about them or of stereotypes.
>>56598790
is outfit7 paying you to shill if yes how do i get in on it?
