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saturday evening edition
crayon pop
karen
>>56583362
alri
>>56583415
they look like a complete rip-off of those blokes in Jin Roh or however you spell it
what are we drinking tonight then lads?
>>56583373
What your thoughts on the issue lads?
>>56583500
guinness out of the can
So what's the catch with free bets?
They have that £50 for signing up on Ladbrokes one what's to stop people just making a new account for each bet
cant believe the holocaust actually happened
>>56583563
You have to put £50 into your account to get it and can't withdraw that money
>ribena frantically attempting to cover up his failed phishing scams
detective is going to do his nut
can believe the holocaust actually happened
the meal on the bottom left corner looks like a black cock from acked dot com
Just got a Nexus 5X, fucking quick phone tbqh. I was gonna get the 6P but it's just a bit too big
>>56583370
Neck yourself
>>56583373
>you'll miss school when you're older anon
I never believed it but it's true
>>56583516
you need better friends
>>56583612
LITTLE
Nightwish are fucking GOAT
>>56583591
>failed
nope
>>56583590
It says when you read it you only need to put a £5 bet on
But you mean you can't withdraw with winnings?
>>56583635
I lost contact with all my good friends when I went to college.
What's happening in this picture?
haven't cried in like 20 years lads
Just had a wank
Going to have another one now
*cums on the new rug*
going to cook teabecause my tummy is VERY hungry
>>56583683
It earmarks your initial input and won't let you withdraw that
>>56583535
NO WAY I was going to reply with exactly this
>>56583706
*cums on you*
>>56583692
me on the right
>>56583684
just find some lads with similar interests and not braindead normie twats. and if you have no interesting interests, find some
>>56583500
Génépi
Maybe some cocktails desu
>Nightwish are fucking GOAT
There some show called "Vera Stanhope researches" on TV, what should I do.
>>56583736
>>56583692
how the fuck do men grow straight long hair? mine just gets thicker and piles up like a mushroom
>>56583746
NOT cool
>>56583535
who are you
>>56583563
if you sign up with the same name again you won't be able to use the same bank card and they'll probably ask you to send ID
If you know someone else who doesn't bet you can do it, signed up to loads of bookies under my ex gfs name lol
>>56583683
usually with the free bets you will need to bet a certain amount to be able to withdraw it
e.g if they give you £50 for free, you can't just instantly withdraw it and get free money, it will need to roll over 3 times
I fucking HATE seeing butch DYKES going out with beautiful women
it does my bloody nut in
>>56583652
Nah I have big hands but the phone is too big for trouser pockets
my mate got drunk the other night and told me his dad killed himself when my mate was 15.
i knew he was dead but didn't know he offed himself. pretty crazy.
>>56583787
by brushing it
men's hair isnt any different from women's
>>56583798
doesn't happen
>>56583787
You have to actually wash your hair once in a while
>drinking alcohol out of tinnies
only a povvo council estate runt would do this
Music for this feel?
>>56583823
shouldve told him that your dad did a suicide as well
make him feel better
>>56583856
i wash practically everyday you mong
>>56583853
I'm convinced I have odd hair genetics
>>56583855
I fucking saw it today they were holding hands walking down the high street while the dyke looked very possessive
>>56583865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA
>>56583787
genetics
some people have thicker hair than others
Watching Daredevil lads, Jon Bernthal is great as the Punisher desu
>>56583959
post kpop porn
what we do in life echoes in eternity
>>56583906
that same shit happened to me lad i know what youre talking about
brush it. itll go away once it gets longer if that doesnt work
>>56583917
girls often hold hands, doesn't mean they're in a relationship
Gary Barlow has let himself go.
>>56583860
>runt
rasheed
i don't care who you think is the best in grime
cuz i ain't no rival for a title
i'd rather be next in line
>>56584011
jannys literally gonna do a NUT (cos hes gay haha)
>>56583980
I don't have any sorry lad
>what we do in life echoes in eternity
gonna order a Pizza
what should I get lads?
leaning towards a custom pie
>grime
tattoos are for chavs
>>56584072
why not?
Why is incest illegal?
>>56583980
porn is banned in korea, good luck find some
might do a poo, might not
stop posting knobs you fucking bent bastards
>>56584158
I know, but porn isn't banned in america is it
pay one of those gook sluts to fuck a big white cock on camera
absolutely triggered rn ngl
>>56584157
To stop guys from dicking their qt daughters
>16 posts
>21 likes
doing well for meself
>>56584157
we live in an extremely authoritarian world
Literally heard someone shout "up the RA" in town on St Patricks day... in England.
Do people not know St Patrick was a Briton taken as a slave? Not even Irish lmao let alone a poster-saint for a terrorist organisation
need to suckle her big chebs lads
>>56584157
jim-bob
>>56583823
Haha that's how my dad popped his clogs, same age too
Mate once got really pissed and asked how he died. When I told him (I'm over it and don't mind talking about it) he broke down crying
Was bare awkward
>>56584215
chat shit get banged
>>56584203
Did you do anything or just silent like the little pussy you are?
need a Mew gf RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ5M01t2eeo
>>56584203
He chased the snakes out of Ireland mate.
JAN!!!!!!
>>56584170
On the edge of my seat to hear the final verdict
>all these penises
fuck sake lads if anyone came in right now they'd think we're all poofters
JANNY JANNY JANNY
>>56584281
She was a right cunt about the Fappening
>>56584274
its just one loser spamming
>>56584281
wanting to fuck a pokemon?
wew lad
>>56584203
>St Patrick was a Briton
technically he was welsh
stop dickposting baka
>>56584298
Yeah.
Post some feminine penises instead lads
lads, poleaboo is absolutely cacking his pants Hahahaha
>>>/r9k/27259563
>>56584323
welsh people are Britons you dolt
post women to balance it out
relationship with gf is on the rocks lads
>>56584369
go on
why are yank women so awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJtL5o6feZk
>>56584357
Britons didn't live exclusively to Wales you fool
>>56584356
fuck off, it's obviously you trying to get more people to see your thread and help
>>56584412
The accents
>>56584420
no one is claiming that. its not hard to keep up with a conversation mate.
>>56584396
>Cutlet
>>56584445
Im not pakiboo mate
>>56584412
>>56584451
fuck off
theyre not half bad
>>56584412
cute!
Pakis out
>>56584412
feminism+pop culture
>>56584514
alri thunder-thighs
>>56584486
So why are you arguing?
>>56584507
feck off yank nonce theres no women in your basement
Who do you think you are kidding Ms Merkel
pakis in
Lads think I accidentally downloaded the 4chan willy extension
>>56584526
Refrain from bullying me
>>56584537
because you said welsh people aren't Britons. which is wrong. so i corrected you.
>>56584535
anteater dick
glad i got cut
POOFS OUT
would you marry a pure Yank qt /brit/?
>>56584589
he never said that
>>56584607
literal yank confirmed
also me
>>56584514
squashed head
Oh, no. They call him Drumpf. How ever will he cope?
>out
normie scum
not a fan of indulgent, extroverted people, lads
>>56584381
shes mad sensitive, cant deal when I disagree with her etc shit like that and she is basically a sjw type which ive learnt
>>56584640
>St Patrick wasn't a Briton, he was welsh
do you have problems understanding English?
>>56584642
imagine if that was your balls
Trump rally starting soon
>>56584638
not with those eyebrows
was it just me or was it feckin freezing today
>>56584692
when did he ever say that
>>56584486
>technically he was welsh
Keep up with the conversation mate
>>56584711
>balls
FOY
>>56584356
He's beyond help lmao
TRUMP
RUMPT
UMPTR
MPTRU
PTRUM
>>56584638
Probably yes
>>56584657
what a lil racist
>>56584692
yeah that never happened
Help me britbongs
What is this brandname?cant find anything online
Was i scammed?bought these shoes in italy
so bored of my life and the same routine
give something i can pick up and look forward to doing
>>56584657
Probably set his brownshirts on them
>>56584723
>not liking strong eyebrows
Get fucked slime
imagine being dead and your body being inside a box in the ground, mental
Fuck off yank haha ay lads?
>>56584790
sounds mad haha
Why won't the UK EVER have a trump?
>>56584776
Never heard of them 2bh lad, are they decent shoes at least?
>>56584790
now imagine being alive
>>56584814
yanks need to be exterminated like this impostor >>56584826
>>56584776
>cheap box
>cheap graphics
>unknown name
>cheap logo
100% chinese mate, sorry
>>56584831
we're too smart for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI
>>56584831
Because we're not fascists
>>56584854
wtf
>>56584814
le epic trying to fit in
>>56584831
but ye do
eewww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5naQCzDi6aA
>>56584854
Concierge!
>marker gave my report a c3
fucking CUNT
>>56584776
Lmao never heard of those in my life
Bet they're shit
No wonder you can't pay denbts you hairy feta cheese eating, pitta bread making, yoghurt churning cunt, you've no monetary responsibility
>>56584790
Imagine being a brain, inside a skeleton embedded inside muscle and flesh
>>56584862
>trump
>fascist
>>56584845
lad you dont know a single one of my gimmicks fuck off
not that you wouldnt steal them in a heartbeat
DOING A THING FOR NIGE
>>56584848
lmao
>>56584726
>>56584774
im paraphrasing.
dont you knobs understand how English works?
>>56584732
>St Patrick is X
>Actually, he's Y
which is a direct challenge to the other guys statement. Welsh people are Britons, they're not just 'Welsh'. I corrected him/you and thats it. Dont be upset. Learning is good.
>>56584906
I remember key stage 3
>>56584900
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>56584837
Wear them with jeans?
Help me lol
>>56584831
his name is boris johnson and he is far more intelligent than trump is
>>56584910
mental
>>56584911
sort of is lad
read his policies
>>56584961
>that flag
>that sole
That's horrifying
>>56584716
link
My wife, her son and my wife's son's dad are out for the night. Can someone recommend a film for me and my wife's son's boyfriend to watch tonight?
>American goaltending
>>56584911
He leads a group of thugs and calls on them to attack anyone who disagrees with his authoritarianism
>>56584961
>fake vans high tops
>>56585002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Need beer
>Havent showered for 3 days and cant be bothered to leave the house
I would take death at the hands of a paki to escape this agony.
>>56585003
jacob's ladder
so fucking mad this impostor is stealing my (you)s
ban all yanks
>>56585003
epik meme
>>56584953
yeah saying he was welsh=/=saying he wasnt a briton
donald so-called trump
>>56584961
I don't like to be mean, but you have really bad taste in shoes
need a willy in my willy
>>56584972
His policies are basically just enforcing the laws that are on the books and should have been enforced for the past 50 years
>>56585022
more like the other way round senpai
>>56584961
DAMN DAMOCLES BACK AGAIN IN THE FAKE VANS
>>56585062
more like donald drumpf
need to stop spending so much on the old computer and go out and do stuff
>>56584972
rasheed
>>56585003
a clockwork orange
>>56584959
there's 20 dick pictures further up the thread and you complain about a youtube link? bent cunt
someone is going to try and assassinate Trump today. I've already alerted the authorities
>>56585022
Trump supporters have never attacked any other rally
Whereas a ton of Trump rallies get attacked constantly
>>56585121
I missed most of that, was reading some /pol/
>>56584961
christ
>>56585087
how is building a wall and deporting mexicans laws that shouldve been enforced years ago
>>56585108
bring the computer outside lad
>was reading some /pol/
>>56584961
wear them with a nice pair of trousers along with a shirt and tie
>>56585178
>how is building a wall and deporting mexicans laws that shouldve been enforced years ago
Well there's always been a fence which was supposed to keep them out, they're called illegal aliens for a reason, they shouldn't even be in the country so it follows that they should be thrown out
>>56584953
You can't correct me if i'm not wrong, he was born in Wales meaning he's Welsh?
Why are you having an autism attack?
>>56585127
>At another rally that month, Trump talked about a protester being taken out “on a stretcher,” adding, “I’d like to punch him in the face.”
>"George Best was a sports player"
>"technically he was a football player"
Yes great interjection nice
>was reading some /pol/
Wanting to know who's coming in to your country is racist and bigoted and xenophobic and fascist
Mexico has a wall on their southern border, is that racist as well?
/r/TryingForABaby is my favourite subreddit
>>56585238
>disrupt someone's event
>surprised when they're less than pleased
>>56585231
but we cant afford to pay for it and mexico already said that they arent
also who is going to do the cheap labor without illegals
Gangs of dindus attack trump rallies yet trump supporters are the violent troublemakers lmao
All right lads, what you been up to today?
>>56585298
haha why is his tie so long
I've had like 4 nails in my tyres on the past few months. It makes me think someone's doing it on fucking purpose. Luckily my neighbour has CCTV so I'm gonna park it in view of that and see if I can catch the cunts. If I do find out who it is I'm going to beat them to a pulp
>>56585302
Mexico will pay for the wall
Chicken balti with egg rice
Saag aloo paneer
Lamb sheek
Garlic naan
Crackin'
trump is a racist cunt with retarded policies that can't even be legally implemented
his followers are equally retarded for swallowing his garbage
end of story
>>56585290
no because Mexicans aren't white
>>56585353
okay
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/08/mexico-wont-pay-single-cent-for-trumps-stupid-wall.html
>>56585349
What if it's your neighbour lmfao
>>56585298
How big do you think his willie is?
>>56585374
t. doubter
>>56585374
>policies that can't even be legally implemented
Until he becomes president
all around me are familiar faces
>>56585300
Right so if people use their right to protest they deserve to get beaten up
Fuck off fascist
also reading some /pol/
Having a border is legally retarded
>>56585349
this sounds like something kev might post on boards.ie
>>56585290
http://www.snopes.com/mexico-guatemala-border/
>>56585385
you think the mexican government will have a choice? haha, the remittance payments could cover it
>>56585374
Bet you're gutted you're a paki tho
Trump is unelectable
>>56585400
Paul Ryan has already said congress won't approve Trump's white elephant wall
>>56585374
>trump is a racist cunt
and?
not an argument
>>56585388
nah he's a top bloke la
>>56585374
paki go home
a
k
i
>>56585234
obviously you're not wrong but you challenged his statement by implying that Welsh people are somehow distinct from Britons - which is categorically incorrect.
What point were you trying to make if you weren't saying he's wrong? Were you agreeing with him by using a confrontational tone and deliberately using different terminology to describe the same thing?
And mate, you're responding to my alleged autism with just as much autism so think on about that.
lad on /tv/ that works on The Chase lads
>>/tv/67206662
>>56585420
They don't even understand what they're protesting though, they're poor misguided fools
Who cares about Trump? Hammy Cammy will suck his arse, so nowt will happen.
Reminder that Trump thinks vaccines cause autism
>>56585302
WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THR WALL
and how about the FUCKING MILLIONS OF UNEMPLOYED AMERICANS
>if trump becomes president I'm moving to Canada
Why don't they ever want to move to Mexico?
HMMMMMMM
>>56585385
Trump will mexico pay a lot more than $10 billion if they don't agree
them building the wall is for THEIR benefit, not the USAs
>>56585450
>>56585470
>>56585488
>literally proving my point for me
top kek trump ball lickers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnv2ZhUqVRs
absolute fucking choon lads
>>56585487
Ah, best of luck to you mate. Probably some mongy kids tho
>>56585497
They're protesting Drumpf's vile campaign of hatred
>>56585493
>>>/tv/67206662
There are genuine Pakistanis that browse /brit/
>>56585374
Trump should annex Canada when he wins, would be funny to see the reactions of the Americans that thought they had escaped by going there
>>56585524
meant for
>>56585448
>>56585516
Well it's true in your case
>America should be reimbursed by Iraq because America invaded Iraq
Only in the retarded mind of Trump does this make sense.
Reminder that Trump wants a 45% tariff on imports which would send the global economy into recession
Eating nachos in support of the Mexicans trump wants to deport and murder
donald trump is... kinda racist :\
>>56585609
We got rid of Saddam, they owe us
>>56585614
enjoy your soggy nachos dickhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb4rBcW9NFE
absolute choon
>WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THR WALL
MEXICO!
>and how about the FUCKING MILLIONS OF UNEMPLOYED AMERICANS
They'll be voting Trump
>>56585574
>If you disagree it means you're a Paki
It's hilarious that you think that you actually have to be racist to prove yourself. What a sad man you are.
>>56585578
Fucking Tracey Beaker, what a little sket
>that kid who put dog shit in peoples shoes
How does Trump plan to stop the illegal immigrants who come over the Canadian border
>>56585574
I'm unironically half Indian haha
>>56585657
>racism is bad
Lol
>>56585489
>obviously you're not wrong
Well pipe down then you mong
so yeah... Donald Trump's kinda a racest O_o
so... THAT'S a thing... >_>
>>56585655
as if he is going to win
way more libs in this country than far right racists
>>56585670
Flank them from Alaska and invade
>>56585670
five eyes
trump is alll talk and no game!
>>56585641
>we put in Saddam
>we got rid of him -illegally
>pay up
No. The US voluntarily invaded Iraq on false premises and destroyed the country. It's a joke to suggest Iraq should pay America.
>>56585612
taxes are theft, Trump would never do that
>>56585657
is racism the best argument you have?
>>56584961
absolutely howling with laughter
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000J34HN4/
might cop
>>56585711
>He doesn't really mean it guys!!!!
Stop projecting your own utopia onto Trump
"Make Germany Great again"
Donald Tr-NOPE, Hitler
omfg i hate trump every time I see him I want to punch the telly :@
>>56585680
Welsh people are part of the group of peoples classed as Britons. They're not separate to that group.
>Hello yes I am going to sell this car in America for $20,000 I wonder how much I should sell it in Britain for ah yes £27,000 very impressive.
Does Britain just have the word "Mug" written across it's forehead?
We live on fucking rip off island.
>>56585571
ta lad
>>56585715
Is racism is le cool the only argument you have?
>supporting a man who says he wants to have sex with his own daughter
Literally you and the others in this thread. Complete degeneracy.
>people think trump is serious
The man's an actor. It's all an act.
honestly, trump is an awful "man".
>>56585783
british people are consumer cucks
Has /brit/ become reddit or is this the meme?
>>56585746
I have one
It gets the job done
It's only £7, just buy it
>>56585576
what the fuck that doesnt even make sense fuck off disgusting yank
name one of my gimmicks
>>56585821
its an /r/unitedkingdom raid
>>56585809
this is probably what he'll say when he loses
>>56585821
>If you aren't racist you are Reddit!!!!!
>all serious men are racist!!!!!!
lol
Lads was the last Can't Stump the Trump volume taken down?
grandpa just sed he was voting drumpf
hopefuilly hell be ded b4 the vote -_-
Wait a minute, you mean trump DOESNT want Isis to come into America and kill people?
What a bloody RACIST
>>56585821
>if you aren't racist you must be from reddit
>>56585835
You're bloody joking right...
>>56585783
what car mate?
>>56585830
Was going to get one of the coloured ones 2bh.
>>56585845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
nope
>>56585841
Oh shut up you poofter, i'm not even fucking right winged
>>56585878
That was the original price of the Nissan 350z
>>56585692
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT ME IM A GIANT GAY FUCKING WEEB PIECE OF SHIT PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE MISTER BLACK BULL OH WAIT I HAVE NO WIFE AND HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN A WOMAN THAT WASNT MY MAM IM A FAT DISGUSTING YANK WHO SHITPOSTS ON AN ANIME WEBSITE IN HIS MAM'S BASEMENT PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING HE'S NOT
fuck off yank
Trump is a spectacle. Americans love spectacles. They like things that are loud and larger than life, you just have to look at their spectator sports and hollywood films to know this. They respond more than most to enthusiam. That's why you can literally make a career out there of being a motivational speaker or a life coach or other such bollocks.
This is why they love trump, he is essentially a cartoon, he flails around when he talks, he is always furiously animated, no matter what he's doing.
He makes grand claims about making america great and building a giant wall, banning muslims, Americans love that shit, not just the subject matter, but the scale of what he is implying. They love to be the biggest, the best, they are show offs with massively inflated egos, and Donald Trump, and everything about him is like nectar to them.
That being said, he is fun to watch, and I would love to see the fallout if he gets elected.
>>56585805
I wasn't making the argument that racism is cool that was another anon
but attacking people over subliminally 'racist' views is the lowest intellectual denominator
also he never said he wanted to have sex with his daughter, prove it
>>56585805
who can blame him
>>56585538
I couldn't give less of a shit about trump or American politics, but if you hate him, you're probably a paki.
>>56585866
fuck off spic
don't enjoy formula 1 any more lads
