Emoji edition
crayon pop
>>56576378
This t.bh
>>56576418
NEED some dogs
waheeeey
lara
reminder
>tfw still not living in the Midlands
Why go on?
Skelly~
>>56576519
The midlands of which country, because our ones are shit
NEED a gf (or a bf)
lads can we talk about kpop
lads...I just realised
One of us is the janny
>the dank emojis in the OP just look like squares to him
Kek unlucky lad
ahh yes
Jumpman jumpman jumpman
Thatboysuttasuttin
>>56576592
UK is where?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3104903/No-wonder-Putin-banned-Nick-Clegg-Russia-Kremlin-believes-Lib-Dem-s-ancestor-involved-bid-kill-Lenin.html
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/apr/09/tough-guy-putin-go-ape-clegg
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/clegg-bans-putin-from-sheffield-hallam-2015060198761
Putin is lucky the Lib Dems were rekt in the GE, or else Putin would be a corpse right now.
>>56576592
please delete this
how neat is your 4chan folder lads? do you have subfolders?
I just have one giant folder, I should really get my act together.
>>56576633
pakistan
FUCK IT ALL :'(
>>56576640
Didn't this happen like last year
>Meet girl
>Fall in love with her
>She has a boyfriend
haha lads what a story
harry potter series is very comfy
>>56576577
he's ALWAYS here
>>56576745
haha couldn't write it lad!
Tzuyu
>>56576745
>>56576684
um, hi guys, i've um, made a post, could you all like, pay attention to it now please?
thanks.
some utter twat at the party thought that because i was tagged in her status like 3 months ago that i'd been texting his girl friend and went on about it for a fucking hour
could have decked the cunt
anyway im going to text her tomorrow to spite him lmao
>>56576684
I just have everything rolled into one folder
films, porn, 4chan, whatever
I'm just a bachelor. I'm looking for a partner
>>56576906
>Not playfully slapping her arse in front of him
Wasted opportunity ngl
got a willy
>>56576800
>>56576548
English midlands. Such a magic place.
>>56576976
woops meant EX girlfriend
she wasnt there
fuck him though
paranoid cunt
west midlands is heart achingly beautiful
bollocks are knackered
>>56577018
Thanks for copying my post. I stand by it however. Best region in England, prove me wrong.
>>56577007
Well get a German asylum pass and come on over mohammed
>>56577045
SW is infinitely superior
>>56577056
I'm a white German though. Will this hurt me? Birmingham is there too after all.
>>56576519
>>56577007
Fantastic gimmick
>>56577079
Midlands is all pakis, all the time
Remember the Boycott Jurassic World guy? He's a standard Birminghamer
What you gonna do when the memes come for you, lads?
villa swansea soon
>>56577045
Castleton is the only good thing about the East Midlands, it's shite here
>>56577114
>Remember the Boycott Jurassic World guy? He's a standard Birminghamer
Que?
>Game is £40 on steam
>Pay some polish guy on G2A.com £20
>He gifts me the game
How is this legal lads? bought 6 games this way so far.
>be neet and depressed for years
>shit keeps getting worse
>...
>ask group out
>nobody comes except a qt girl
>we have fun and we're going out again next week
>have job interview- it's only for a shitty 7hr/wk shop assistant job
>get it but they tell me I seem intelligent and composed, so they are going to see about me being an assistant manager
I have un-justed myself?
>>56577098
are they destroying the church too?
is this kraut on commission from the midlands tourist board or something
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>56577166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd4ygI0GHV8
Was VERY drunk in Cheltenham last night and joined in with ra tunes lads
Someone was filming it, hope it was dark enough to cover my face
>>56576592
If I donated my salary to Greece I'd contribute more than the US lol
>>56577174
GCHQ here.
It's not legal. Sic him boys
>>56577183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Im3a7JqZFn
Grace Kelly
Anyone got the global city index picture which shows London is #1 ?
>>56577045
>>56577079
Birmingham is a beautiful place my friend, you'll make it here one day and I'll take you for a pint, my treat
>>56577184
It's not a church but nah they're keeping that
>>56577211
So he was pissing about.
*invests in bitcoin*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zezhdw_dNlU
watching this
bit strange that we didn't really capitalise on the wealth of our empire. literally squandered it all. haha
>>56577189
Please don't blow my cover
I'd just rather have been born in England than this soon to be TURK'd place. Germany has been on a downward trajectory since 1914
>>56577174
>buy game on G2A because half price on steam
>play it for about 7 months
>activation gets rescinded
>spend 3 months pestering G2A customer support
>finally get a refund
Would not touch them again la
>>56577275
>not ATH
mong
also this thailad impersonation proxy is a shite gimmick
>>56577265
What are the chances of a German immigrating and being socially accepted post-Brexit?
>>56577329
Go back to Turkey, Mehmet.
>>56577293
mate the midlands is fucking shit
have you actually ever been?
>>56577174
Ah yes, russian money laundering: the website. Very impressive
>>56577329
99%
I'll introduce you to the lads and take you for a tour round West Midlands
OH WHEN THE HAMMERS
GO MARCHING IN
OH WHEN THE HAMMERS GO MARCHING IN
>>56577329
Pretty high if you speak good English and have an in demand skill/degree
@56577384
Looks like a second rate kick the ball games about to start lads
When did Brit turn into a thread of neet losers that are too wimpy to like sports?
Dad has defo clocked my love bite
Keeps staring at it but hasn't said anything and it's making me uncomfortable
>>56577329
lots of germans come here
one of our biggest migrant groups actually
>>56577488
Was Jamal a little rough last time?
Reminder that there are only 4 types of ''''''people'''''' who don't like footy
>pakis
>women
>yanks
>benders
>>56577430
>about to start
FOAL
Lads tell me about yorkshire
>>56577384
doesnt even fit the tune
>>56577513
No.
>>56577513
You guys aren't big fans?
>>56577505
pakis love football m8 wtf are you chatting
>>56577504
Delet
>>56577513
Unironically the best place in England.
Lovely countryside, goat city of York and just nice place to be desu
Gf coming back from Calais today
>>56577347
Fuck off, pic related
>>56577357
Yes, Derbyshire
I want /sp/ to leave
>>56577587
Damn it
>>56577587
fair, that's where Castleton is
but mate, do not get Derbyshire confused with the midlands, if you're going to shill one shill Derbyshire, not the midlands
the midlands is SHIT
need a willy to suck
>>56577628
Alri mohammed amir al-germani
>>56577628
Nice filter, Turkroach.
>>56577628
as long as you can do the hitler salute, you're in
>>56577488
>not exchanging sexual conquests with your dad
smdh tell your old man you ungrateful shit
>>56577631
this desu
ETHNIC GERMAN MEN AGED 20-35 COULD BE A MINORITY IN GERMANY BY 2020 IF CURRENT MIGRATION TRENDS CONTINUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9V8POmuxg
>>56576330
>colonize
fuck off yank
>>56577631
>>56577727
alri boys
>>56577765
>boys
>>56577740
DELET
On second thought, I might be in Derbyshire by then, so who cares.
>>56577465
Actually fuck off new cunt
>>56577740
thank god!!!
Need a mouth to cum inside
>>56577779
ladies*
>>56577794
i am in possession of a willy
>>56577629
Fuck off why did you tell him that
West Midlands is achingly beautiful
>>56577628
Reported to German authorities for unauthorised illegal hand straightening.
>the boys, the boys
with all the internet at my disposal why do i have my eyes focussed here 99% of the time
and you say that life is just a game and everyone who plays is just a pawn and shame on me it went so long how could I've been so wrong?
Lads, I need to get my gf a birthday present but she's saying she doesn't want me to spend more than £20, what do?
Need them ideas!!
Flags just lead to shitty /b/ tier banter and country role playing
Poleaboo has started to write a parody to 'Run the World (Girls)' by Beyonce and may upload it to youtube anonymously
Jacob Rothschild here
AMA
>>56577840
nice
>>56577893
It reminds me of the tripfags that used to make brit/pol/ a fucking nightmare with their faggoty little cliques and tedious fucking in-jokes.
>>56576330
This meme is bullshit though, because we colonised and civilised a quarter of the world, almost all the countries we conquered their current situation in terms of tecnology, law, politics can be credited to British imperialism, We pretty much made what the world is today.
Whereas immigrants do fuck all to benefit the country or the system.
>>56577909
Giz a fiver, lad
don't think my new diet is doing anything
What'll it be today lads?
>>56577909
do you miss ur daughter in law?
http://img.tatler.co.uk.s3.amazonaws.com/400x600/a_c/Annabelle-Neilson-tatler-20jan15_rex_b_400x600.jpg
>>56577909
ahhh m888 lend us tenner will ya
>I was living in a mud hut dying from influenza at 20 but then these evil British colonialists improved our standards of living
Don't get this meme
>>56576330
>Grandfather shoot's alot of niggers in africa
>I travel to USA, niggers shoot at me
OMG anon WHY are you Complaining about niggers shooting you
YUr such a hypocrit, yu don't have a right to complain
>>56577909
Gizza job en
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't have broads in atlanta
>>56577957
But we conquered/colonised/civilised whatever you wanna call it and then have out the message we were all part of one thing, one empire together
Hardly surprising a very very small percentage of them moved here (if even like 10% of them moved here there'd be hardly any white people)
>>56578024
>>56578039
rorke doubler . trade it in for a rasheed card
>>56578061
Good lad
>>56577957
It was only ever to benefit Britain though and its competition with other European empires. We never gave a shit about the cunts that lived there.
>>56578061
live in atlanta
unless you like chocolate broads, don't think you want broads here
>>56577850
>praise the heartland of England
>still hated
Does British hatred of Germans know any bounds? We literally never harmed you before or after the Blitz
>tfw ugly
if I weren't sick at uni and a career fiend I would probably just end it all now
>>56578123
>blacklanta
hello trayvon
>colonialism was bad
>therefore we should welcome mass immigration
>there are """"lads"""" in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't have hoes in different area codes (area, area codes...coooodeeessss)
0 1 2 1
WHERE WE AT
>>56578127
I had a German Batman called Juergen, top fellow and endlessly useful in Jeevesian manner.
>>56577850
>West Midlands is achingly beautiful
>>56578167
rip my lil nigga tyrone he dindu nuffin fuck the whitey
Lmao it doesn't even say in the OP that colonisation is bad, but lads will still project whatever they want it to say
>>56578160
You'll find someone :)
>>56578160
>tfw neet college dropout shutin
if I weren't goddam beautiful I would probably just end it all now
>>56578234
>British town planners
Thing is most British towns look like that and I don't understand why
>>56578160
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.
>>56578258
Literally me. Been neet for 18 months but when I feel bad I just go on tinder which is easy mode
>Londonistan is beautiful
Why do people hate wealth these days?
I don't want to be poor. I want to be wealthy. What's wrong with that.
>>56578273
during the 80s when all this was planned out, like those big grey commie blocks you see in big cities is because they had this utopian idea of what the outcome would be
they seemed to forget that Britain is a grey miserable, wet, cold shithole
>>56578234
>tfw the town square is filled with little benders on thier bikes
>>56578251
We're all going to make it, right?
*dribbles past you*
*slam dunks*
>>56578273
>I don't understand why
Everything in Britain was built in the 60s/70s during that Jewish new age brutalism minimalist architect dogshite, so everything looks the same
Also new housing all looks like dogshit because its all cookie-cutter shite since Britain is so small and overcrowded, and there's such a large demand for housing
>that Jewish new age
>>56578344
Every last one of us. Have faith.
>>56578392
*hugs you*
London is underrated desu. Piccadilly Circus is lovely.
Too bad we never took it
>>56578392
Ive lost 2 stone since new years
were all gonna make it
>>56578344
It's not enough for me to succeed, others must fail
when you see me nigga
you better holla at me
>>56578480
ayyo nigga
what it do my nigga
>>56578461
I'd like you see you try you silly cunt
>>56578404
*never lets u go x*
>>56578463
What did you weigh?
>>56578226
Repping famalam
>>56578515
they would have without our and soviets help
Should I save up for a 350z?
>>56578585
the soviets maybe
>>56578585
Chat shit get banged
>>56578480
You better beware where you lay
We better not find where you stay
>>56578585
Mate fuck off you abrasive yank twat, can't even have any playful banter without one of yous taking it seriously
>>56578585
Meme reply
The UK fucked us right good in the Battle of Britain before either the UK or USSR even entered the war
>>56578617
and who was supplying both you and the soviets
>>56578585
nah, Hitler went easy on us though, because he was a sentimental artist who was spared by a British soldier in WW1 and let that interfere with strategy
>>56578658
Give this man a passport
>>56578251
your message is hope is nice
but there isn't hope for me, I'm sort of ugly inside as well as outside
and I smoke too much
can't even take care of myself, going to be alone forever
Doing a sleep, night lads
Hitler didn't even want UK cities bombed. He initially ordered the Luftwaffe to destroy air fields but because it was at night and they couldn't see shit the bombers missed and hit parts of London.
Churchill then responded by bombing German cities so then it just spiralled out of control.
>>56578659
we were
>>56578742
Nice damage control Adolf
>>56578657
>I can't take playful banter
look at all the britfucks replying to my post kek
Always thought Hitler didn't want to bomb UK due to sentimentalities about shared race and such
need raped by a woman
>>56578615
buy an rx8 now that theyre at rock bottom
Was in a thread the other day with Yanks saying how horrible the Brits were for bombing Dresden whole conveniently forgetting they dropped two nukes on Japanese citiese and before that had been firebombing for a while kek
need to rape a woman
>games that have frame rate drop no matter what graphics settings you put them on
Why is this bullshit happen so much with modern video games?
>>56578708
Well... have a cute video on me, m80.
>>56578790
You reply and you don't even get the reference
>>56578816
9/11 was the worst tragedy the world has ever seen
>>56578799
>needs new engine every 40k miles
>all the power of an economy car with the fuel consumption of a super car
Nah
>>56578860
The funny thing is, some yanks may actually believe this.
>>56578792
this, he also delayed attacking dunkirk because he didn't want the evacuation of france to be a total humiliation. And why he invaded Russia before finishing us off, thinking 'they'll eventually join with us voluntarily'
that's the problem with electing emotional people like trump, they're exciting to listen to and inspiring but they're not practical in the slightest
everything in britain needs to be demolished and rebuilt
I'm pro capitalist but socialism can work on small scales. You can have both. You can have a based capitalist country and then have socialist style education or the NHS like we have now
>>56576801
what happens in greater london?
>>56576330
I created that, posted on /b/ in 2010
>>56578896
43% of us also believe that saddam hussein was directly tied to 9/11
>>56578916
everything built after 1950 does
>>56578916
milton keynes
>>56578934
Nah I did check the archive 6 months ago
>>56578921
Anyone who doesn't realise that some degree of mixed economy isn't the optimal situation is a bit of a retard desu
Cultures that don't queue don't belong in Britain
that includes all of africa, 99% of asia and most of latin america
if you can't queue you're an uncivilised savage animal
>>56578921
they are literally incompatible
>>56578907
this post doesn't make any sense
>>56578989
not an argument
>>56578953
Welwyn garden city
David Rockefellers Memoirs arrived today
Dad just called me a cuckservative because I said I liked the Queen
I can't stand him sometimes
>>56578921
so does capitalism
large scale socialism and large scale capitalism ends in the same monopoly.
millions of small equally balanced countries = competition, localism etc
a hundred or so large imbalanced countries = statism and globalism etc
Ooh ahh just a little brit
Ooh ahh a little brit more
Ooh ahh just a little brit
You know what kev's looking for
some desperately kafkaesque posts happening right now
will pray for you
A B S O L U T E
M O N A R C H Y
>>56579018
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Things That never Happened
have a fondness for native American culture. shame that Americans genocided them.
Istanbul bomb attack: 'A number' of Irish people injured
>>56579018
What a hideous cunt you are.
lads am I still a Rasheed if I'm brown and was raised as a Muslim but left Islam when I turned 16 and have no contact with my family except one cousin?
>>56579018
how can you like the queen?
might like the idea of having a monarch
but the queen has zero personality. the length of her reign is directly proportional to the amount of time she can keep her mouth shut and be boring as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxB4wPZv8bk
bye
>>56579118
Rasheed
>>56579090
>>56579138
How does it fell I never open your Youtube links
>>56579118
covert rasheed
>>56579118
yes
>>56578979
Haha LE DAE /r/British problems hahahs queue tea DAIILY MAIKL
bunch of leftie twats are on fb going on about how the Tory party is mere femtoseconds away from collapsing because IDS left
>>56579142
Good film
>>56579142
Not much blood there.
>>56579118
honourary rorke
>>56579105
Istanbul bomb attack: 'A number' of Irish '''people''' injured
26 years old
Never masturbated
Part time retail job
Live with parents
3 close friends
>>56579118
yes but you're one of the good ones. good job on dropping that toxic ideology mate.
Testing my emojis
>>56579231
>26 years old
>Never masturbated
>tfw in love with someone I can never have
Is Kano any good?
>>56579191
Based Crabb is better than IDS anyway
wuz we kangz?
>>56579178
I don't know how it fells
>tfw DOMS
>>56579231
>26 years old
>Never masturbated
wat
>>56579231
low test
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
SOULS FOR THE SOUL EATER
>playing far cry primal
>everyone speaks proto-indo European
Pretty cool 2bh.
>>56579249
Nice one
