>When you introduce a British person to vegetables
he must mistook the cucumber for snake
>when you introduce a norwegian trap to your dick
>>56570633
I dont get it
He mistook the snake for a cuccumber
>an anglowhale is fat near me
Actually, the British are well-acquainted with vegetables, as I can demonstrate with >pic related
>>56570855
good post
>>56571141
subscribed m8
>>56570901
if you left the country you would
i think the uk is the only place i've been where i've met an adult who said he didn't like vegetables and who thought that chicken and chips was a "meal"
>>56570901
I suppose it could be a reference to a historical period when eating massive amounts of meat and butter became a status symbol for brits. I remember seeing a documentary on it.
>>56571226
I dont understand what youre on about everyone eats a sunday roast and thats got lots of vegetables. I think youre a bit ignorant of us
>>56571263
just tuna and mayo on bread isn't a sandwich
>>56571328
okay I have no idea what youre on about so Im going to assume you are autistic
>>56571342
he's a scandi.
of course he's autistic.
>>56571254
That must have been before WW2 at least
>>56571328
Tuna and mayo is definitely a French thing. I mean, it's delicious, but when I was in Europe, the only places where I saw tuna and mayonnaise combined into one convenient can was Francophone cunts.
They also eat their chips with mayonnaise. Again, pretty nice.
>>56571371
beat me to it, of course i am
here's a picture of the 5 most important british food groups
>>56571426
...Does Popeyes chicken even exist outside of America?
I literally only know it exists because of RiFF RaFF, aka Jody HiGHROLLER, aka Kokayne Dawkinz, aka The Freestyle Scientist, aka Neon Icon, aka Versace Python.
>>56571426
>here's 5 things
>posts 1 thing
i thought autists were meant to be smart
literally everything comes with broccoli and beans here
>>56571523
wow, just wow
wow
>salt
>flour
>chicken
>egg
>other chicken
>>56571401
yes, it was, but I can't remember the exact timeframe maybe the edwardian or the victorian period
>>56571523
>i thought autists were meant to be smart
That's only something your mum says when she tucks you in
>>56571426
>popeye's fried chicken
>british
u wot
>>56571512
>>56571671
He has already admitted that he is autistic
>>56570633
This meme doesn't make sense, since pretty much all our dishes have vegetables in them. Even our pastries are packed with vegetables.
It's easy to meme on British food, but somehow you still managed to fail.
>>56570633
Traditional British dishes are all about vegetables. meat and veg, meat and veg... meat and veg. Fucking everywhere. It's true that not enough people eat vegetables.
>>56571654
>>56571581
>welcome to kfc mr norgay, what will you have?
>i'll have the medium salt, medium flour, large chicken, two egg and small other chicken
>what drink would you like with that?
>immigrant sperm, can you make it large too?
>>56571742
i see literally nothing wrong with that order
>>56571799
No chips, m8.
Norway confirmed for master ruseman
>>56570633
Acts just like American.
i know i'm terrible at making jokes
but i did live in england for 3 years and it's interesting how not eating vegetables is culturally accepted there, moreso than in other countries
>>56571742
Holy shit
>>56571742
>>56571916
>it's interesting how not eating vegetables is culturally accepted there
Depends on the part of the country and the social class.
>>56571742
With all the fuss immigrant sperm is getting a few miles to the west, it's only natural to be longing for a taste.
>>56572074
you sound butthurt, mr two-egg-small-chicken.
did i trigger you that badly?
>>56571523
>In 1995, Holt examined the relationship between humour and giftedness in students. He suspected that intellectually gifted students would possess a more advanced sense of humour, noting that “many theories believe that the key concept of humor is understanding incongruity, and this involves a mental process similar to problem solving.” The results confirmed his suspicions, as gifted students recognised and produced more jokes that relied on word play and resolving incongruity.
>>56572112
I am not him, but you seem to be projecting somehting.
I injected a whole 5 veggies last night. It was a major trip.
Now listen, you fucking Norweigan fucker.
British food is very good- It is BETTER than Norweigan food. At least the British food has some nice staple ingredient- potato, beef, broccoli, peas, fish. Norway has no fucking nice staple. Jelly? Tin Sardine? Fish eczema? Norweigan 'staple' couldn't hold together 2 piece of paper without ruin them and make the ink wet because Norweigan 'staple' is fucking soggy and disgusting shit just like the corrupt mind of Norweigan person. Why don't you throw some Brit in jail for crime against cuisine if it is so bad? Probably because you treat your prisoner like fucking pet dog and would feed everyday the British prisoners KFC and Burger King while they play PS3 and they would realise that Norway cuisine is so disgusting they are ashamed to serve to prisoners. Go play PS3 against rapist, Norweigan fuck while you eat some fucking greasy tinned north sea greyfish as a snack and turn volume up to ignore raping of native women by stinky somalians outside. Guess what? We russians help refugees get to Norway through the northern border. I sold my bike to a paki and tell him to ride to Oslo! So enjoy your sister letting frozen paki into bed to 'warm because he is cold', he will still be warmer than average undercooked norweigan fish jelly.
>>56572563
>Guess what? We russians help refugees get to Norway through the northern border. I sold my bike to a paki and tell him to ride to Oslo!
yeah we all know that russians hate norway
it's why we've been a part of NATO since world war 2. i don't think we have any illusions about what the borscht eating dashcam-monkeys in th east would do to us if they got the chance
>>56572746
>borscht
Lol there is no such russian dish as borscht. They stole it from ukrainian. There is no such thing as original russian cuisine. Exepting schti - boiled soar cabbage.
>>56572919
>soar
Sour
>>56571116
How the hell is italy thin?
Their traditional food is full of carbs, not to mention the usage of olive oil too.
???
Every Sunday I eat this, I eat bloody vegetables every day. I don't eat fruits though.
>>56570842
why are Japanese posters so cute?
>>56574002
>olive oil
>not healthy as fuck
>>56574631
It is, but if we're talking about weight gain, 100 grams of olive oil is 885 calories.
There are people posting on int RIGHT NOW who will not be eating any fried food today. Think about that lads
>>56574002
Eat everything, eat less
fat shaming
taking a walk once in a while is an actual option
>>56575178
>fat shaming
is ok.
Fried chicken is America cuisine you autistic fuck. British cuisine is jelly babies and licorice flavor drinks
>>56570633
>Norwegian """""humour"""""
>>56577115
our humour, much like the british palate, is bland and soggy
>>56577188
>TRIGGERED
>>56577188
kinda like your mums cunny
>>56577289
i think you mean "exactly like"
