>Start dating qt american gf
>Her parents forbid her from seeing me again because I am not fat enough
>>56566220
>dating italian qt
>parents forbid me from seeing her again because im not spaghetti enough
>Her parents forbid her from seeing me again because I am not fat enough
Are you kidding me?
>>56566251
that doesn't make any sense though, you are lying. My story is true.
>>56566272
They said no man who can fit in a smart can date their daughter. I feel like shit.
>>56566220
you know what to do son
>>56566408
>start dating croatian girl
>her parents forbid me from seeing her again because i've only killed three serbs
>>56566333
I think they meant you're a manlet.
Bullshitin fattie spotted
>>56566220
>dating italian qt
>her parents forbid me from seeing her because I am not still living with mine
>mfw were both 40
>German qt won't date with me because I am a kafir.
>>56566448
>start dating serb girl
>her parents forbid me from seeing her again because i've only killed twenty turks
>>56566220
>date muslim qt
>her parents forbit her from seeing me again, because the holocaust wasn't real
>mfw
>>56566729
Danke!
t. Verfassungsschutz
>>56566662
>start dating russian girl
>her parents forbid me from seeing her again because she died from krokodil yesterday
>dating Australian girl
>her parents forbid me from seeing her again because I've only ever apologised to 22 abos
>>56566220
>Start dating a qt Italian
>Easy success
German mmmmmmhhhhhh
>dating Canadian ZF
>her parents won't let me see zi because I still have a penis, haven't given Muslims all my stuff, haven't smoked weed and haven't attacked a right leaning person
>>56567123
are you sure that she is canadian? it sounds like an average british girl
>dating British girl
>she adapts to a Chicago accent within two years
>Manchester twang all but gone now
I've berated her before about losing her accent. I honestly feel like it was the one reason I was dating her in the first place. I think I'm gonna cheat on her tomorrow night
