why do you all hate us? is it because we're so successful? 2nd on the HDI after NoWay, fantastic health care, great GDP per capita, the only countries which have better unis than us are the US, UK, Switzerland, and Singapore, we have the greatest accent in the world, the best beaches in the world, the best border control in the world, larrikinism, i mean the list goes on -- but why are so we universally vilified here?
But I love Australia, aussie-san
>>56556578
>2nd on the HDI after NoWay,
That's "Norway" to you number 2's
Anyone else can call us "noway" if you like
>the only countries which have better unis than us are the US, UK, Switzerland, and Singapore
>we have the greatest accent in the world
> the list goes on
>>56556693
back to prepping the bull, nigel
>>56556650
rather call you "Cuckway" and call us Monkeyzil
>>56556578
>ooh I really wish I had an Australian accent
Said no one ever.
Meanwhile the British accent makes women wet.
>>56556578
>we have the greatest accent in the world,
Australian """""""accents"""""". So ugly.
>>56556812
British accents>>>American southern accent>Irish accent>>>Standard american/Canadian accent> Kiwi accent>>South african accent>>>>>>>>Australian accents
>>56556812
yeah maybe if you're put of the 1% who uses RP but apart from that it's all just disgusting yorkshire, south london, and all those other vile dialects you have
could you imagine the look of sheer disgust a seppo bird would get on her face upon realising that the pom she's talking to accent doesn't mirror that of prince charles of williams, but rather James the farmer from Yorkshire?
>>56556880
Yorkie accents are cute. Your accents are shit.
>>56556910
mate the canadian accent is literally just a shittier version of the yank accent, which is already the baseline standard for shit accents.
your accent has somehow managed to be even lower than low.
>>56556578
"It's just banter, m8"
>>56556939
Mate the oz accent is literally just a shittier version of the kiwi accent, which is already the baseline standard for shit accents.
your accent has somehow managed to be even lower than low.
>>56556812
I honestly don't think you've ever talked to a girl in your life if you think they prefer a british accent. If you said Irish I could understand.
There's a reason we clean up world wide.
>>56556880
>b-but those other accents don't count
Pathetic.
>>56556939
>Australia the authority on accents
hahahaha "fackin' dingo ayyte moi baby khunt"
>>56556756
hey hey hey anon... It's a big difference between us and the swedes
>>56556988
It's literally all over the internet, normies love the British accent. Even ugly cunts like Benedict Cumberbatch make women wet with his voice.
>>56556988
Australian accents are slav tier eloquent. You all sound sun stroked and semi-drunk.
>>56556990
literally the only english accent which is nice is RP
if you're a brit who doesn't have RP, irish, or a scottish accent you're fucked
meanwhile an australian accent, as long as its not from south australia, is guaranteed to get you in the door
>>56557021
he's associated with playing a suave, sophisticated genius and was lucky enough not to be born with some dog shit literal who UK dialect
Delet thissssssss
>>56557049
>literally the only english accent which is nice is RP
For you.
